Sure, there’s nothing quite like a cute cat or dog to get you feeling good inside. But, thankfully, those two species of animals aren’t the only ones that can be cute, derpy or anything in between.
As Bored Panda has already pointed out, bears and bunnies are also on that list—way high up on that list. And you know what? Ferrets should be up there too.
Here’s a curated list of pictures of the ferretiest ferrets ever doing ferrety things like being ferrets and blepping, making faces, hopping in a cute fashion, and, of course, wedging themselves in toilet paper rolls.
Scroll down to see all of this goodness, and while you’re there, leave a vote and a comment on the submissions you loved the most!
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My Brothers New Ferret, Vin Weasel
Meet Nova The German Shepherd And Pacco The Ferret, That Are The Unlikeliest Of Best Buds
"Look, that 'sleeping in each other's bed' thing was just for a cute photo, we don't have to do it all the damn time"
Worried My Kitten Might Grow Up Thinking He's A Ferret
So, ferrets, or Mustela furo, as smart people publications call them, are tiny mammals in the vein of polecats, weasels and otters. Collectively, they are called mustelids, and, believe it or not, it also includes some very badass species like wolverines.
Ferrets are one of very few species among mustelids to be domesticated—it’s them and the tayra that are kept as pets, with some countries requiring dangerous wild animal licenses to be able to legally keep them.
The average lifespan of these tiny critters is about 8 years, but they can live up to 10.
H O P
First thing I thought of when I saw that pic was Boiiiing :D
Load More Replies...I had a ferret that did that whenever he wanted me to play with him. His sister usually just ignored me though. I still miss him
Girlfriend Woke Her Ferret Up By Coming In To The Room Loudly And Was Greeted With These Absolute Daggers
"What did I say about a low profile?!!" (edit: please somebody get this reference)
Load More Replies...Lilith Is On Cage Rest For A Little While And Peach Isn't Taking It Very Well
Is Lilith allowed to have visitors? I assume she is on cage rest due to medical issues and should not run around too much but it sure looks like she would appreciate some cuddles...
I Lost My Special Boy At 8 Years Old Tonight. Sharing This Photo In His Memory. I Will Forever Miss Him, It Hurts So Bad
Condolences, prayers for both of you. Stay strong as he is always close just look into your heart.
Sorry for your loss. Having lost many pets it's so painful. Sending you love and light.
Ferrets were originally domesticated to hunt rodents and—believe it or not—rabbits. That happened a couple of millennia ago as their bodies and flexibility are perfect to fit into tiny dens and burrows and stuff.
And this also turned out very well when between the 1860s and the 1950s, they were widely used in warehouses as ‘hygiene technicians’ of sorts to protect stored grain against rodents.
One Wet Ferret Boy
Grieving Young Man Quits Everything To Travel The World With His Pet Ferret After 3 Tragic Deaths In His Life
I'd be terrified to do this with any pet in case something terrible happened or I lost them. But fair play to him.
Not traveling the world, but the length and breadth of England, at least
Sleepy Ferret
Then your Monday face is much cuter than mine!
Load More Replies...I Work At An Animal Shelter That Typically Only Accepts Dogs And Cats. Today Someone Brought Us A Ferret, He Was Scared And Lonely So This Happened
I like that there's a dog in a shelf back there. I hope it's a real dog.
She’s Turning Four This Year, But Still Looks Like A Little Baby
So cute! I have a tiny cat some people mistake for a kitten at first glance - she is 14 already...
For those very interested in words, the name ferret comes from the late Latin word furo, which means thief. It’s a more appropriate name for trash pandas, but ferrets do get into their share of mischief as well.
Also, a female ferret is a jill, while a spayed one is a sprite, a male is a hob, and a neutered one is a gib, baby ferrets are kits, and a group of ferrets is a business. So, the more you know!
My Handsome Little Sneeze
This Is The Happiest Moment Of My Year. Happy Holidays
This may not mean much to all of you but this is the first time that one of my two adopted ferret babies has trusted me enough to sleep on me, let alone be near me without biting.
I totally get this, I have 5. They sleep with each other, unless they are sick and only then will they cuddle up with me and go to sleep. The other day one of my little girls liked this soft poncho I had on and curled up in it and went to sleep. I will now be living in this poncho.
A Comfortable Sleeping Position
...and THAT is my Friday afternoon expression (we already had Monday morning some pictures above)!
The two steps he took out of his bed were very tiring, no wonder he needed another nap to recover!
Rescue Kitten Adopted By 5 Ferrets Thinks It’s A Ferret Too
The cat in the first pic is like oh they look up ok I do next best thing… look up and scream
That cuddle puddle is what I think heaven looks like. At least, it BETTER look like that.
My Girlfriend's Ferret Is Less Than Thrilled With His New Festive Hat
If you want more cuteness, you can always check out our Animals section, but before you scurry off, share your ferret-related stories or fun facts about these creatures in the comment section below!
Chuck Fell Asleep
That's so true Liam! Thanks for your imput! dollaer-63...55-png.jpg
Better yet how can CHUCK (Best Ferret name EVER) Breath?
Load More Replies...Torunn, My Ferret
*aggressively and repeatedly boops phone screen*
Load More Replies...Ferret Plumbus
That's right best turtle. Our actions do have consequences.
Load More Replies...Hi... Ferret mom and ferret rescue volunteer worker here... this ferret CANNOT BREATHE. He is not okay. If you give your ferrets toilet paper rolls to play with..please cut them lengthwise. The situation depicted above is life threatening for this ferret.
No, he's not. As a ferret mom, this photo always makes me feel sick. :( These kinds of tubes should always be cut lengthwise to avoid a deadly situation. :(
Load More Replies...AHHH I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS!
Meet Sam, The Laziest Ferret Alive
Silly Florence, She Thinks She's People
Look at her head compared to the bed!! Sooo cute! And the name Florence is awesome! :) :)
Bonnie And Clyde
My Wonderful One Eyed, Half Tailed Snuggly Ferret, Stumpy
I had a ferret with a nubbin' tail. He was thrown out of a moving car on the freeway in a homemade crate. Guy who saw it knew my Mom and knew we had ferrets. He was mean... until we got him neutered. Then he was a total love. Miss you Bear, you big squishy.
The Tongue And The Interlocked Arms
I Was Putting Together A Desk And Looked Away For One Minute. Long Story Short Bandit Got Into The Styrofoam
My aunt had maine coons (brother & sister) named Bandit and Alibi, because every Bandit needs an Alibi.
Our Newest Baby. She’s Only 8 Weeks Old. We Need Name Suggestions
Gnocchi. She looks like a snake of gnocchi dough. Or Freda (short for Alfreda, instead of Alfredo)
Load More Replies...Sweetie pie, snuggle bug - ah, never mind, I constantly call all my fur babies stuff like that anyway, no matter what their names are!
That'll be a Game Grumps name for Link soon enough..
Load More Replies...My Ferret Fell Asleep On My Dog
So My Friend's Ferret Crawled Into One Of Her Socks
Teddy Seems Unenthusiastic About Walks And Turns Into A Pancake
hey spoopy_sammich how old are they and where did you get your coller?
My Girlfriend Sent Me A Picture Of One Of My Ferrets, Douglas, While I Was At Work The Other Day. Something About This One Brought Tears To My Eyes
Helmet. Ferret Sleeps With A Bowl On Her Head
Yup, that's what I was thinking. It's very bright there and she needed to hide from the light
Load More Replies...One of my males likes to sleep with his head inside of the big tube that goes across their room. I think its because he is afraid of loud sounds and dives into the tube upon hearing one, he is tube priming for possible loud noises.
I Look Away For 2 Seconds
Funny Ferret
My collage teacher has a ferret and he will do anything and everything to live up to his name. (His name is Mischief)
My Absolute Unit Of A Ferret Compared To My Average Sized Ferret
They look like a male and a female. My largest boy is nearly 5lbs and my smallest girl is 1.2, they look like a mom and baby when they snuggle.
3 Innocent Looking Ferrets
These are black footed ferrets! Not the domesticated kind. Super cool and cute! :)
in 3rd grade we did endangered animals and this was the cover to mine, black footed farrets
In Early June I Took Home A Kitten And Was Worried About Introducing Him To My Ferrets. Watch Him Grow Up With Them
First pic : - I'll allow it... Second pic: - But there'll be retaliation... Very expressive ferret! :-)
Because Other Animals Are Allowed On Friday, Meet My Chonky Ferret
Ready For The Summer, But Summer Just Ended
My Girlfriend's Ferret, Ethan
Hello. I Beat Cancer Today. I'm So Happy
You absolute legend!!!! Hope it is all healthy going from here on lil floof snek!!
Sleepy Ferret
A 1 Day Old Baby Ferret
Stray Ferret That Was Found In Someone's Backyard And Brought To The Local Animal Shelter
O M G
What Do You Mean I’m Squishing Her?
Wake Me Up When It’s Time To Open Presents
Magical Rainbow Ferret
Eyes On The Road
This Is Tofu, My Ferret. Isn’t She Cute?
Flower Ferret
The Classic, ‘Mom Put Baby Locks On All The Kitchen Cabinets And Now I Can’t Play In The Pots And Pans’ Tantrum
Meet Snickerdoodles
I Call This Pose The Prairie Dog
I Raise You An Albino Ferret
I see your albino ferret, and raise you a sable snuggle buddy. zoob-and-w...6c4154.jpg
Daisy, Drixie, Matilda From Left To Right
This Is By Far The Best Picture I've Ever Taken Of My Ferret. She Was 4 Months Old At That Time. Cuteness Overload
My Ferret, Amadeus, Wearing A Hoodie
Dragon Costume For Fibs
All The Places To Sleep And They Decide To Make A Cerberus
Tuck Me In, Mum?
When Your Carpet Shark Gets Stuck In A Sock, You Hope He Understands The Need To Take His Pic Before You Help Him Out
My Little Baby Oreo The Day I Brought Her Home
Agreed! But they just said they brought her home... maybe they did adopt her!
Load More Replies...Blep
That would be a Thursday mood, maybe already Wednesday in the afternoon...
The Only Picture I’ll Ever Have Of All Four Looking At The Camera ( I Walked Over To The Fridge)
I Finally Did It. After 4 Years Finally A Good Picture Of Her Playing. Daisy
When You Find Out It’s A Snow Day
I Think I Need To Do A Better Job At Ferret-Proofing
A Pic Of Asher’s First Time At The Beach
Me: Ursula, Let’s Pose Real Cute For An Easter Picture! Ursula:
The Most Perfect Picture I've Ever Taken Of Her
One Month Old
Okay, Bye
Jack The Ferret Says Hi
Ferret
If I Lay On The Floor, My Ferret Climbs Up For A Nap. This Is Where She Decided To Sleep Yesterday
Geoffrey's Day Out
Simon Being Simon
My Precious Ferret Kit
My Little Boy Bender Got Attacked By A Big Dog On One Of His Walks. He Is Very Lucky Though And Is Recovering Very Nicely
My Beautiful Little Girl Molly
Working From Home With Ferrets
Vroom Vroom
Jt Say I Want To See Who All Upvotes
Are they good pets? I always heard they were stinky and destructive pets. I could have been misinformed.
They're not destructive as such but if you get one that's not socialised from a young age then they might be a bit bitey. They do smell but personally I like the smell. They're highly intelligent and need to be kept occupied and played with for a lot of the day. The one thing I remember from my time in being a ferret owner is that they're hilarious. They are such goofballs and just bounce around and are just silly.
Load More Replies...We Gave Rupert An Oat Bath In A Special Ferret-Jacuzzi (That's An Air Line For Bubbles!). He Was Very Patient
My Friend's Ferret
Ahahaha , stop me if you’ve heard this before … So three ferrets walk into a cage …
I Can't Believe She's A Real Critter And I Can Keep Her As A Pet! She Looks Like A She's Made Of Marshmallows
I Am Cinder, Guardian Of The Washing Machine. (Note- We Always Triple Check The Location Of Our Ferrets Before Starting Appliances)
My New Ferret
In Case Y’all Ever Wondered What It’s Like Trying To Take A Picture Of Sage, It’s 100% Like A Holding A Wet Spaghetti Noodle
My Cute Baby Ferrets. Dean And Kuma. Bath Time
My Sisters Fat Ferret
Definitely! I hope it is not a medical condition and the poor baby will be able to lose some weight...
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Appa Posing At The Grand Tetons In Wyoming
I Sits Here
My Baby Viserion
There’s ‘Comfy’ And Then There’s ‘I’m In Bed With Mama’ Comfy
Beyond A Blep, He’s Just Plain Blowing A Raspberry
Here’s A Neat Picture Of My Ferret, Danky
This Is What Happens When You Tickle A Ferret
Here Is A Baby Ferret. That Is All
My Ferret Isn't Allowed Upstairs
I Take A Million Photos My Husband Takes One
My BF And I Haven’t Seen A Small Animal “Loaf” Before. Sorry For The Potato Quality
Now She’s Just Blatantly Mocking My Attempts To Confine Her
She Will Literally Sleep Anywhere Soft (Carpet In The Bathroom)
Just Got My First Stinky Noodle Baby After Wanting One For Years
She Dooked Herself Out
Someone Is Proud They Dug A 6-8 Inch Deep Hole! Good Job Mider
Eve Is The Christmas Present
Please Tell Him Happy Birthday
I’m Watching A Friend’s Ferret This Week And Sending Them As Many Cute Photos As I Can
The First Time I Took My Ferret Outside He Just Could Not Grasp The Whole Concept Of A Leash And Gave Me A Lot Of Attitude
Bob The Ferret Enjoys His Tea And Oreos
"REGULAR Oreos, Brenda?! I asked for Double Stuffed!"
Load More Replies...My Ferrets Being Constantly Adorable
Meet Sid, I Know There Are Some Ferret Lovers Out There
Steve And Desmond Are Not Fans Of The New Puppy
Heard Sneezing, Husband Forgot To Close His Flour Bread Bin
Micah
Playtime
Sleeping Like A Boss
Ferret Derp
We Got A New Kitten A Few Weeks Ago. Our Ferret Is Pretty Upset About Having To Share Her Hammock
I Love The Markings Under His Eyes
Bath Kisses
I’m Working From Home Because Of Covid-19, But I Have The Cutest Assistant Ever
Rude Ferret
Hi, Whatcha' Doin?
Another Picture From Bath Time, This Picture Just Screams Look How Cute I Am Take Me Out Now
Shame
He Loves The Wind On His Face
Albino Ferret Treats Someone Else’s House Like A B&B, Homeowner Asks The Internet To Help Find Its Owner
This Is My Baby Ferret, His Name Is Crash
Hanging Out With This Little Guy While On A Zoom Meeting. 2 And A Half Weeks Old And Already Huge
Sir Chonks-A-Lot
She's 4 Weeks Old Today
Newest Baby
Davie
3 Weeks Old Today. The Only Jill In The Litter
My Buddy Gets Tired On His Walks
My Little Ferret Actually Being Still Enough For A Pic
Ferret Bath Time
We Went Away For Two Weeks, And Returned To Find One Of Our Ferrets Had Grown His Winter Coat And Looks Majestic
I've Just Rolled In Coal And I Have No Remorse
Finally, An Ultra Rare Group Photo
Ella’s Little Feetsies Were Sticking Out So Of Course I Had To Tickle Them. Ella Was Not Amused
Time Out Training
Long Kitten
My Baby, Caspar
I’m curious, does anyone have an explanation for why it is half bald? Edit: I would assume some sort of condition. My dogs have lost fur due to skin allergies (better now) and my rabbit has lost fur due to arthritis (cause he’s old) but they didn’t look like that
It could be allergies, poor diet, infection or most likely adrenal disease in which case they may need to have their adrenal glands removed due to tumors. This happened to one of mine & it was really heartbreaking because I opted for surgery & she had internal bleeding during so I lost her.
Load More Replies...Our New Little Boy, Ollivander
How Do You Get Good Pictures Of Your Ferrets? Mine Always Move
Daisy
Went On A Walk And Forgot I Left The Window Open
Sit Tight, My Boy
Remy Got A Hoodie For Xmas And Now He's Stylin'
My Hammock Came With A Ferret Pocket! His Favorite Spot When We Camp
Our New (Baby?) Boy Is Already A Hefty One
Tis Noon On A Workday Hooman, Why You Still At Home?
Everyone, Meet Scooter! I’ve Never Had A Ferret Before, But Someone Messaged Me And I Took This Guy Out Of A Terrible Situation. He Has Stolen My Heart So Fast
These Are My Ferrets, Wally And Axl
The First 1 To Open It's Eyes And Say Helloooo Stooopid Hoomans
Anyone Else Let's Their Ferret Just Free Roam The House 24/7?
This Is My Baby Bear Theo, Soon To Be 1 Year Old
Found My Ferret
I was a pretty early adopter of ferrets as pets, having gotten my first two in 1995. I had I believe 7 of them over about an 11 year period. They’re awesome pets, easy to take care of, so long as you’re willing to bathe them and wash their bedding on a weekly basis. I got mine in college and I got a harness and leash for one and I used to take him for walks in the big open Green at Florida State University.
I have 5 ferrets, they are the center of my world. That is all. EDIT: I feel I have to add to everyone considering a ferret, that they are great companions BUT they are prone to many health conditions and WILL require frequent vetting especially as they age. They also need a friend, so plan on two at least, and cannot remain locked in a cage for any long periods. They also require time, lots and lots of time. Ok, that is all. (photo is of one of my boys having a nap, he's a waardy and his fangs are a little long, but it just adds to his charm) Wally2-619...cec657.jpg
This is great advice. I had 6 & the oldest only made it to 8 yrs old. It was very expensive once they got older because they all started getting sick around the same time, but it was money well spent because I loved them so much. I only wish they had longer lives. I miss mine terribly. RIP CoCo, Sativa, Trinity, Bailey, Sagan & Kobe
Load More Replies...I never knew how awesome ferrets are until my youngest spoiled brat talked us into getting one. They play more than kittens ! They are so funny and so much fun. They've been great therapy buddies for my autistic kids . You can't help but smile and laugh when you watch them. They require a lot of attention so don't get one if you can't devote the time. They get depressed if they're locked in their cage all the time
I had one named Fizgig or "Fizzy". He would hide from everyone by crawling into the broiler part of my oven (we never used it- not even for pans or anything). He'd chew shoes like a dog, okay bite you and loved playing, well, everything! My husband is in the military and was gone a good bit, so when my job started having me work more and travel, I knew I couldn't just leave him hone alone. I found an older lady who rescues ferrets in Austin Texas and cried when we gave him to her. But it was the right thing to do. He was such a playful little guy and so sweet!
Don't expect New Zealanders to get gooey-eyed about cute little ferrets – or weasels and stoats. Early settlers in the late 1800s brought them here to control the rabbits that they had already introduced and which were, by then, out of control and digging up the farmlands. The ferrets – and weasels and stoats – got loose into our forests and have been doing their murderous best since then to exterminate our native bird life. The only "cute" ferret is a dead one.
I’m pretty sure they’re illegal in California for some reason, we had friends who had one but they were only allowed to because it was a rescue. Which means we couldn’t get one, so very sad.
I was a pretty early adopter of ferrets as pets, having gotten my first two in 1995. I had I believe 7 of them over about an 11 year period. They’re awesome pets, easy to take care of, so long as you’re willing to bathe them and wash their bedding on a weekly basis. I got mine in college and I got a harness and leash for one and I used to take him for walks in the big open Green at Florida State University.
I have 5 ferrets, they are the center of my world. That is all. EDIT: I feel I have to add to everyone considering a ferret, that they are great companions BUT they are prone to many health conditions and WILL require frequent vetting especially as they age. They also need a friend, so plan on two at least, and cannot remain locked in a cage for any long periods. They also require time, lots and lots of time. Ok, that is all. (photo is of one of my boys having a nap, he's a waardy and his fangs are a little long, but it just adds to his charm) Wally2-619...cec657.jpg
This is great advice. I had 6 & the oldest only made it to 8 yrs old. It was very expensive once they got older because they all started getting sick around the same time, but it was money well spent because I loved them so much. I only wish they had longer lives. I miss mine terribly. RIP CoCo, Sativa, Trinity, Bailey, Sagan & Kobe
Load More Replies...I never knew how awesome ferrets are until my youngest spoiled brat talked us into getting one. They play more than kittens ! They are so funny and so much fun. They've been great therapy buddies for my autistic kids . You can't help but smile and laugh when you watch them. They require a lot of attention so don't get one if you can't devote the time. They get depressed if they're locked in their cage all the time
I had one named Fizgig or "Fizzy". He would hide from everyone by crawling into the broiler part of my oven (we never used it- not even for pans or anything). He'd chew shoes like a dog, okay bite you and loved playing, well, everything! My husband is in the military and was gone a good bit, so when my job started having me work more and travel, I knew I couldn't just leave him hone alone. I found an older lady who rescues ferrets in Austin Texas and cried when we gave him to her. But it was the right thing to do. He was such a playful little guy and so sweet!
Don't expect New Zealanders to get gooey-eyed about cute little ferrets – or weasels and stoats. Early settlers in the late 1800s brought them here to control the rabbits that they had already introduced and which were, by then, out of control and digging up the farmlands. The ferrets – and weasels and stoats – got loose into our forests and have been doing their murderous best since then to exterminate our native bird life. The only "cute" ferret is a dead one.
I’m pretty sure they’re illegal in California for some reason, we had friends who had one but they were only allowed to because it was a rescue. Which means we couldn’t get one, so very sad.
