This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats’ “Murder Mittens” And Here Are Their 40 Best Pics (New Pics)
Cats can be so cute, we might even forget they're deadly predators while petting them. Of course, make one wrong move (like touching their belly) and they will instantly remind you of it with bites and scratches.
But don't just take my word for it. Check out the subreddit Murder Mittens, an awesome online community we've already covered once.
Even though it's fairly young (the sub was created in 2018), it already has 168,000 members, posting pictures of adorably fearsome cats who love to show off their claws and remind everyone of who's boss! Here are some of them.
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He Is Mine
Sometimes kitty love is painful. If you've ever had a cat that kneads you with their claws out, you know!
This looks like a scene from Steven King's Pet Cemetery. I can almost hear the cat whispering, "Soon, Johnny, soon..."
Yeah, I zoomed in on that but it got too blurry to tell (I'm thinking injury, healing hopefully).
Load More Replies...Void With His Murder Mittens
This one is clearly looking for belly rubs. *puts on hammered steel armor*
"I'm going in! If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes..."
Load More Replies...I would totally risk those adorable murder mittens in order to pet that fluffy, chonky belly.
Cats evolved to be highly stealthy because they are both predators (who often need to be able to get fairly close to their prey before attacking) and prey (who need to be able to move around in their environment without being preyed upon by a larger predator), and they don't "forget" their instincts even if they move in with humans.
Lucy Hoile, a Certified Clinical Animal Behaviourist (CCAB) who specializes in cats, told Bored Panda these animals hunt even when they're not hungry. "A well-fed cat will still have the innate drive to hunt when the opportunity arises," she said.
Messi's Massive Murder Mittens
Messi is such a wonderful boy! His family look after him so well and he lives a happy life full of the best food and is never bored.
From what I've read, he was born in captivity, raised in a petting zoo, and eventually rescued. He wouldn't survive in the wild. Being around humans is all he knows.
Load More Replies...I want to feel those beans. I wonder if Messi has soft or coarse fur.
NEVER!! His dad is very good about trimming his claws!!
Load More Replies...He really does!! Ever since seeing this category, I have watched MANY videos and I'm convinced that this is the best place for Messi and for the parents that love him so very much!!
Load More Replies...Rip Graybeard He Let Me Spoil Him For 12 Years. It Was A Privilege
I imagine Gray beard love you too! Sorry for your loss, RIP Greybeard!
2 Day Old Murder Mittens
those are as sharp as fine needles, you don't feel them until they are all in ... but still the mini floofs are so adorable you won't care
Load More Replies...They are simply not meant to sit around. "Cats need to display natural behaviors, such as hunting, to maintain emotional wellbeing," Hoile continued. "Without an appropriate opportunity to do this, they will find their own outlets: ambushing owners' ankles or other unsuspecting cats, potentially causing huge problems."
The good thing is that we can help them foster their instincts. And it's not that hard, too. "Play with them!" Hoile said. "Playing with toys provides an opportunity for cats to show the same behaviors they display when hunting - stalking, chasing, grabbing, and biting."
Izzy Just Discovered That She's A Cat
Holy cow! I just realized what I can do with these or what they can do for me!
It's like a baby realizing he has hands for the first time, and what are those things?
"Fûck, who put those sharp, pointy thingies on my nice, soft feetsies??"
Illegally Smol
CAT, IM A PITTY PAT. AND I BOOP BOOP BOOP BADA BEEP BAHP (first thing that came to my mind)
Epic Mits
In our earlier piece where we showed kitties preparing for their first sneak attack, cat behavior expert Dr. Marci L. Koski said that it's also important to know that your cat isn't done playing even if it stops after a couple of minutes.
When cats hunt, they go through the following prey sequence: 1) staring, 2) stalking and chasing, 3) pouncing and grabbing, and 4) performing a kill bite. And if they seem to have calmed down, that doesn't automatically mean they lost interest!
"They've just gone back to the first step in the prey sequence -- staring. So keep moving the wand toy and keep your cat engaged (even if it's just staring). You can give your kitty a short break or change lures to reengage them, but don't give up!" Dr. Koski explained.
"Play sessions will be more intense for younger cats, but even older kitties and special needs kitties love to play. Following a play session, give your cat a meal to initiate the hunt-eat-groom-sleep sequence, which is another thing that cats naturally do. You'll find your cat is more relaxed and content if you can stick to a routine schedule focused around play and meals."
Just keep in mind that you can end up with a few "battle scars" after some quality time with your precious kitty.
Holding Paws With A Side Of Claws
I Couldn't Help Myself. I Had To Poke The Beans
Mr Bob Showing Off His Weaponry While Getting A Good Stretch In
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping. He Knows When You’re Awake
I'm not just a window cat - I'm dangerous, I really am - please believe me!
You Gotta Squint, But I Promise They Are There. I Also Felt Them In My Eyelid
He’s getting kisses on his face from the kitten. I have a cat who was dumped by herself at 5-6 weeks and weighing barely one pound. She lived on my neck and shoulder—-up in my hair too—-the first week or two, so I think she thinks I’m her mama cat. Cats show affection by kissing (licking) each other, especially on the top of the head and face. She’ll also reach her paw out to pull me closer so she can give her adopted mama some kisses. However, Tabitha retracts her claws when she does it. Then again, this kitten is still small.
Load More Replies...So sweet 🥰 my cat Sophie, every morning after I put on makeup will come up to me, squish her little nose against my eyelid & sniff. It's the cutest little awkward ritual of my morning Knowing I now have cat snot on my eye, kinda gross. But she purrs while sniffing so it's an added bonus.
Meet Uno. He’s Basically A Bond Villain
In my neighbourhood there is also an one-eyed villain cat, a real bully and all the other cats are afraid of him.
Load More Replies...If he was, when ever he would fight back he could yell "UNO REVERSE!!!!!!!!!!! >:D"
Discovering Her Deadly Mittens
Murder Mittens/Double Fang Combo
Looks like a Savannah, so it would be. https://www.dailypaws.com/cats-kittens/cat-breeds/savannah
Load More Replies...Asian Leopard Cat! One half of the Bengal breed which is what mine is
Gismo's 18 Year Old Grandpa Nap Mittens
A month ago we had to put our 19 year old cat, Baz, to sleep. 19 years and 4 months old, to be exact. He was with us from the time he was 9 weeks old. But he had been going downhill for a while, and just crashed that day, so we knew it was time. Didn’t make it any easier, though.
To everyone who has replied so far: Thank you so very much for your condolences. Bazzy was the cat who lived years longer than any cat I ever adopted. My husband rescued him and his sister (who dies at 13) from a barn right after our first anniversary, so he totally unexpectedly saw us through all the years to our 20th. It’s weird not having him around now. Sometimes I expect to see him sleeping on the couch or sitting in the sun coming in a window. Even our other cats feel it, since he was there for each of their entire lives. Oh well, that’s how life is.
Load More Replies...I'm 18 trying to sleep on a weird surface of claws I'm gonna hang on!
Lucipurr
What an incredibly beautiful picture. I dunno why, but I love mleming cats :D
Who doesn’t love a good mlem/blep?
Load More Replies...🙀🙉I don't know, it looks like that right paw is wandering into dangerous territory😬🙈
You don't feed me soon I will climb your leg and you know how much you like that!
I named my cat Mewcifer. Sadly she is no longer with us. And just like an angel of light she saved my life when I was contemplating s.cide. i found her stuck onna grass bank in a small river that would soon flood. I just couldn't leave her. It was instant love. She wouldn't let me go to the store alone and always mde sure to accompany me down to the bridge where I found her and wait for me there.
Good Morning Murder Mittens
Presenting A Solo Murder Mitten
My Blind Old Man Giving A Peek At His Murder Mittens
When one has murder mittens, and are blind it just means we can "feel" better!
The Very Smallest Murder Feets
If I was held like that, I too would reach out for some security
Please don't hold kittens like this, or a cat tightly under its arms. It constricts their lungs and they can't breathe.
Aww I wish this were my little monster-looking kitty! Love his funny face <3
Don’t Mess With The Mother
All The Birds I’m Saving By Keeping Her Inside
You are saving HER life by keeping her inside. Get a sturdy harness and take her out on a leash. My boy loves to go out on walkies. Gradually introduce her to wearing her harness indoors before taking the next steps with a leash and eventually outdoors. I take my cats to the pet store, too. They look forward to going out and I enjoy being out with them.
Mine adores the harness and chitters every time he sees the leash+I get small children asking if I'm a witch
Load More Replies...Nap Time With The Mittens
Reminds me of Wolverine in the first X-Men movie. He extends his middle claw to Cyclops.
Load More Replies...Give Me A Hug I Promise It Won’t Hurt!
I Guess We're Not Cuddling...
Bunny kicks from a cat with unclipped claws are no joke. They’re lightning fast and will shred your asking like the CIA shreds documents.
Load More Replies...No tummy touching Mom!!! How many times must we go through this? You know you gonna meet my claws. I love you
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every chicken in this room.
Mittens And Tufts... Melvin Is A Funny Little Fellow
This is a polydactyl cat-- polydactyly is caused by a genetic mutation. Author Ernest Hemmigway adored polydactyl cats. After his death, his home in the Florida Keys was turned into a museum and home to the descendants of his original polydactyl cats.
Load More Replies...“Give Me The Chicken Or Your Life, You Decide”
Baby Tiger Cub With Some Big Weapons
Awwwwww I want to hug it and love it and name it George if it is a boy and Georgette if it's a girl.
We Better Have Wet Food Today Or Else
An eternal elegance! :-) (Wearing mine jauntily today!)
Load More Replies...That canned stuff is good so without any more penetration of claws - can we?
I'm pretty sure the only things my dog and my cat agree on is that wet food is best, and pigeons are the worst (I also agree with the second point)
Small Kitty, Big Claws
Thumbs up for the classic scruffy void kitten! That coat will become a shiny even black one. But they are so cute and scruffy when they're smol.
Baby Murder Mittens
may be adorbs lookin at it through a screen, but because their so small they hurt like hell
Load More Replies...Play With Me And No That Dum Computer!
My Lovely Girl Just Decided The Attention She Was Getting Wasn't Quite Enough And Started Reaching Out For Me Too
I got my man who could ask for anything more, he's mine! Beautiful Critter!
Abby’s are lovely. My nieces cat is 3/4. Only cat big enough around to play date with my Bengal
Grover Loves Making Painful, Painful Biscuits
Yep, made a guest once say "well, the place is correct, at least - now, where is the milk?"
Load More Replies...Hungry Murder
Poised To Strike
Snoozy Style Murder Mittens Getting Ready For Their Next Adventure!
Ready To Scratch Out Ur Eyes
MeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! 😂 /edit: sorry, I just friggin' LOVE kitten screams
Load More Replies...That actually looks like it should be disarmed with tiny marshmallows on the murder mittens.
Looks like someone’s not happy about being pulled out of the box—-if I fits I sits—-that’s full of packing peanuts.
Cutest Little Death Machine
She’s Purring But Always Ready
Dumbest, Most Loveable Apex Predator I Know
I love the title, that is what I think of my cats. Cutest most Grim reaper ever
These Black Panther Murder Mittens
Looks like it's got the weight of the world on its shoulders. Still a magnificent and beautiful cat.
Load More Replies...You are gorgeous - but I think I see in those eyes that you want me fore lunch! BYE BYE!
You're mistaken old and a little rough around the edges for sick. It's something that's not often shown. They grow old. His coat still shines, he's fine.
Load More Replies...Wild Man’s 15 Weeks Old Today, His Paws Are The Size Of A Full Grown Cat
It's the tufted ears that are the giveaway. I think my husband is a MAINE C00N cat.
Load More Replies...The Snooziest Murder Mittens
This Weirdo Likes To Hide In The Sofa Cushions And Pounce
Teeny Tiny Misdemeanor Mittens
A misdemeanor now but just wait I will eventually claw my way out of this box!
My New Coworker Has The Cutest Murder Mitten And Loves To Snuggle
Sally Showing Off Her Murder Mittens This Morning. She’s Not A Morning Kitten
She May Be Small, But The Mittens Are There
"For The Entrance To This Cave Is Guarded By A Creature So Foul, So Cruel, That No Man Yet Has Fought With It... And Lived!"
Since Her Talons Got Lots Of Hype Yesterday, Here's Lucille II At Max Cute And Max Murder Levels
Don't you dare laugh at the feathers on my tail - they give me panache, or so I'm told!
Loki Reminding Me How Deadly He Is
Rip My Foot
Mom Is Scary
Threatening Me With Her Murder Mittens
Held At Claw Point For Pets. I Obliged
Not-So Subtle Reminder That I Can Kill You...
No Coochie coo snugglede bug. I'z king of dis kastle and don't you forgit it.
The Chances Of A Sleeping Cat Murdering You Are Low, But Never Zero
Murder Mouth Anyone?
S T R E T C H
Hand Secured For Licks
Meet Little Joy,five Seconds After She Finished Murdering My Left Hand With Her Tiny Claws
Tried Taking Our Murder Machine To The Beach... He Loved It
Atticus Offers One Murder Mitten
My New Kitten Showing Off His Weapons
I Feel Like She Might Murder Me While I'm Napping...
Vet Failed To Impress Ethel-Egg Today
Just A Friendly Reminder That I Am A Vicious Predator
Murder Mittens From Above
When You Stick Your Feet Out Of The Covers To Get The Temp Just Right
Plopped Down In Front Of Me, Extended A Paw, When Suddenly... Murder Mitten
Just what do you think you are going to do with that finger with the underdeveloped nail? Rub it under my chin you fool!
Hahaha, you're right. We, hooman, have no claws!
Load More Replies...Atticus Has Very Cute Murder Mittens
She Has Decided This Ribbon Is A Menace And No Punishment Is Too Harsh
One Of The Orphaned Rescue Kittens Flexing Those Tiny Murder Mittens
Pet Me Or Suffer The Consequences
Sunny Mittens
Murder Me, Please
Look At The Claws On My Boy
You just want me to steal those pennies - well today I ain't gonna show you my bad side! - Ha!
Tiny Murder Mittens
Yeah well I don't know how to use them properly please get me outa here!
I Demand Treats At This Hour!
Just A Reminder… I’m The One With The Mittens
They're So Subtle... Yet So Menacing. This Is My Friend's Cat
Much Cute, Much Kill
A Lady In The Streets, And A Murderer In The Sheets
These Mittens Don’t Look Forgiving
Bloody hell let me out of here. If we're going to the vet I'll never forgive you!
I Am The Night!
I think he's opening it. The teef are already deep in the lid.
Load More Replies...Smol Flex. She Demands Food. Gib Now
Alain Let’s It Be Known When He’s Ready To Come Inside
Open the damn door this is your owner Alain speaking - now hurry up!
Big Strech Releases The Murder Mittens From The Void!
Mixed Signals?
Will Murder For Laser
She Didn’t Like Something I Said
Dangerous
Stretching Out The Murder Mittens!
The Tiniest Of Murder Mitts
Extra Murderous
New Kitten Says You’ll Never Pee Alone Again
Her Little Face Makes Up For The Claws That Are Shredding My Legs
Mymble Always Dresses To Impress
Murder Stretch
Oh Lawd
(Blades Sound)
Hand Over The Omelette And No One Gets Hurt...
Just One Mitten
Just look at the power in that mitten and always remember I have 3 more!
Miniature Murder Mittens
This Is How Much Space I Have On My Work-From-Home Mousepad Today
Don't Even Think About Closing Those Blinds
Holstered Murder Mittens
I think this would be an excellent place for you to feed me - NOW if you please!
Ms. Julio’s Murder Mittens
So Ms. Julio says I like things a tad messy - so don't messy with me!
A Savage Attempt To Murder My Hand
I Think I’m Being Threatened
New Kitty Getting Comfy Biscuit Making
Less Stitches, More Scritches
Tyranitar Is Very Good At Keeping His Murder Feets Clean
Tyranitar (love the name) - weapons must be cleaned daily! I thought everyone knew that!
Meelo’s Murder Mittens Stuck On The Couch, Nori Is Very Unimpressed
Week Old Murder Mittens
Stretching Out Those Pokey Toes!
that sounds like a game lets play pokey toes - wanna lay odds on who wins?
This Is My Staircase Murder Mittens
What's the matter it's called a landing ain't it? And I landed here first!
we used to have two black cats- ive known them since birth, but sadly they passed away ~5 years ago. sometimes i randomly think about them, and it hurts, but its nice to see them in my mind
Load More Replies...I'm so comforted to see so many black cats, being loved and cared by owners. There was a time when...
Cats is where its at! I love them all. These are the kind of posts that are uplifting and happy - even Murder Mittens!
Thank you for taking the time and having the heart to leave a funny, kind comment to all the least viewed posts, so that no floof was forgotten. You're the kindest person I've seen in a long time.
Load More Replies...I'm still a crazy chihuahua mama but these were so adorable :) I do have an all black kitty that I rescued from a shelter well he picked me lol he literally lunged out of his cage and clung to my shirt and refused to let go while I was walking past (it was being cleaned at the time so it was open)...I filled out my application with one hand and was approved before I even finished it lol
"You're my hooman now!" That's how our species gets adopted by our fluffy overlords.
Load More Replies...Happy there's black kitties, both of my two are black cats and I love them to bits
While clipping his murder mittens, our "little" (7,6kg) floof-ball decided to remind me he still has teeffies... 20210928_1...8d15ef.jpg
So many crazy long claws! Honestly, if your cat is indoor only, cutting their nails/claws is actually easy and essential for your health! Haha, well maybe not as dramatic as that but it's helpful! Start training them as kittens. I have found that doing it while they're sleepy is easier. You can do one whole murder mitten before they even realize what's going on.
we used to have two black cats- ive known them since birth, but sadly they passed away ~5 years ago. sometimes i randomly think about them, and it hurts, but its nice to see them in my mind
Load More Replies...I'm so comforted to see so many black cats, being loved and cared by owners. There was a time when...
Cats is where its at! I love them all. These are the kind of posts that are uplifting and happy - even Murder Mittens!
Thank you for taking the time and having the heart to leave a funny, kind comment to all the least viewed posts, so that no floof was forgotten. You're the kindest person I've seen in a long time.
Load More Replies...I'm still a crazy chihuahua mama but these were so adorable :) I do have an all black kitty that I rescued from a shelter well he picked me lol he literally lunged out of his cage and clung to my shirt and refused to let go while I was walking past (it was being cleaned at the time so it was open)...I filled out my application with one hand and was approved before I even finished it lol
"You're my hooman now!" That's how our species gets adopted by our fluffy overlords.
Load More Replies...Happy there's black kitties, both of my two are black cats and I love them to bits
While clipping his murder mittens, our "little" (7,6kg) floof-ball decided to remind me he still has teeffies... 20210928_1...8d15ef.jpg
So many crazy long claws! Honestly, if your cat is indoor only, cutting their nails/claws is actually easy and essential for your health! Haha, well maybe not as dramatic as that but it's helpful! Start training them as kittens. I have found that doing it while they're sleepy is easier. You can do one whole murder mitten before they even realize what's going on.
