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Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.

But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.

When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago

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    Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

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    In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.

    Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.

    One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

    "When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

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    Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

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    "We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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    Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

    The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

    Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.

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    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

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    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to steal your work. Charge them double.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why he is no longer in business

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    TheHolyFatherOfToast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gave a reason why. lmao I wonder why the church makes him angry?

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, I think your church is broken.

    zovjraar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your church is making you angry, i think it's time for a new church.

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was going to comment something like this! i see you beat me to it

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    JustSomeKid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a church makes you angry maybe you shouldn't go...

    OCDRobot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If church is making you that angry, maybe find a new one or stop going.

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don’t go to church

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't go to church. Yikes!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, church usually makes people feel peaceful. I have never heard angry before.

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    KimTx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Client... find a new church... pronto!

    Gabriel Alcaraz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay at LEAST they were nice, but that was weird

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop going to that church??? Church is optional. If you're devoted to your faith but the churches in yourself area are leaving you feeling . . . like that. Can't you practice your faith at home?

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church makes you ANGRY? of all emotions? You could be confused, happy, lonely, even embarrassed! But ANgry? I don't understand

    milk man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, avery, some people (shocker) don't like church!

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    churches: make you feel angry at humanity! ahahahahahah

    Richard Henderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church: bringing out the best in people!

    BG Rey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the scriptures remind you of what a mean ass you are from Monday thru Saturday?

    Drive Bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this person can put 2 and 2 together.

    Janice Best
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, the client realizes that she either needs to get God our of her life, or at least go to a different church!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    church always upsets the devil

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can blame a lot of things on religion. And it does make an awful lot of people angry. "Jesus said 'camel thru the eye of a needle'!" "No! he said Rope." "NEEDLE!" "ROPE!" "See you on the battlefield!"

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church makes you angry? Stop going because that is wrong...

    Birma Gustafsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If church makes you that angry you might want to stop going there.

    Leisa K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just came from church" explains a Lot.

    Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so he was possessing by angry ghost?

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 If they'd only just sit with that feeling and figure it out. Wow.

    elfin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays way too many churches seem to exist for the sole purpose of making their congregants angry and teaching them which groups to get angry at.

    Janelle Collard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently "church" didn't take that day.

    Erica Cochrane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a church beside my workplace (Coffee shop). sunday's used to be the worst because it was like the people came out of the church, furious and grumpy. they would take this out on the staff every single week (they shut down, thank goodness!) i used to joke that they'd been to confession, got all their sins out for the week, so they could start fresh on us.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like spending time being told to be compassionate and caring and think beyond your own little existence to make you want to get angry at someone else.

    Ian Collins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St Cheerios Church of Dry Cereal

    Louise B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's alot to think about there..expecting someone to go without food. If they're religious enough to go to church, they should surely respect Sunday as a day of rest? Then to say that church makes them angry? 🤯 Madness!

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn woman you need to find yourself a different church... or maybe take up knitting

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, church makes me really angry too.

    Pusfarm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if they need to spend every waking moment working on that brochure? There's a good chance they're not getting paid nearly enough for that.

    Thay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Good ol churches

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to find a different church.

    KT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL church makes them angry??

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm confused... She wants this employee to mix two different paint colors so she can paint stripes with the two colors individually, but she asked that they get mixed so she doesn't have to pay for two separate gallons? But she thinks that somehow the two colors will still be individual? Am I getting this right??

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here

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    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

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    I Played Your Music For My Friends, So Give Me $400 Or I Will Sue! (X-Post - Clients From Hell)

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    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I can, but it will be double the price!

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you prefer apple or pear?" "yes"

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.

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    Yugan Talovich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go around and watch the back of your monitor. Duhhhh!

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    Darky_Shadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then flip through the pages like a stop motion picture

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the blood clapped. And then the OP gets given a nobel peace prize.

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    BlackestDawn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this sounds a bit needlessly complex.

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    Wolfowl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't you burn treated wood?

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.

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    Not Proud British
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.

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    Hecking Heavy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the client not human or something? I'm confused help.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I want to see this logooooooo!

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even write reports using word... I just use the CAD software

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    Pedro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperial or metric has nothing to do with it. Pixel resolution does, as the same pic can be viewed on a large screen as on your phone.

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?

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