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You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)
Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.
But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.
When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.
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Abigail Coty 3 years ago
I don’t know why I found this so funny it’s just so unbelievable.
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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
So they went and asked to buy a calf, when they already had one in the trunk? They kidnapped this week old calf from a herd of cow, including the mom, without getting killed. They also leave open the fence, and say so, without understanding that those angry cows would be following them. I know city people can be dumb, but I don't believe this story at all.
Heather Makemson 4 years ago
My best friend of 33 years has owned cattle for a decade and I have to sadly agree. That calf would've been bellowing for its mother long before it was set free.
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Rai Grant 4 years ago
Lol yep, I was thinking how much it sounded like one of those
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lorrie rothstein 4 years ago
How were they going to keep a cow? Were they going to eat the cow? Why does this so sound like fiction? I can't even believe someone would want to steal a cow
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
They wanted a pet because it was a 'tiny cow'. I can guarantee it hadn't occurred to them that 'tiny cows' grow into huge ass cows.
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Frank Hassler 4 years ago
I can’t tell if this is a true story or not, but it’s funny either way.
Marcus James Heslop 4 years ago
Where is the evidence to support this ridiculous 'dumb city folk' tall tale? Why do so many people belie it and take it at face value? It's refreshing at least to see some people have questioned this nonsense.
Rieschelle Roberts 4 years ago
If I hadn't worked years of retail, I would have thought this was made up.
Sue Phillips 4 years ago
Why do I have a picture in my mind of this guy rounding up cattle on a bike?
Don't Look 4 years ago
Uhm.... please tell me that the dialogue was... paraphrasing or something.
Susie Main 4 years ago
AAAARGH! I don't know how either of you refrained from ripping their heads off!
Anonymous User 4 years ago
Good thing they only wanted a calf and not an adult bull, well, maybe that would have been funnier.
Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago
Should have jotted down their license plate # and called the cops. Just to let the message sink in.
Lana Jig-maker 4 years ago
haha. we people can be stupid. what were they going to do, try to keep it as a pet?
Mauve Mouse 4 years ago
The best part is, you know these people went home and spouted off about how this "d**k" wouldn't let them buy a cow.
Barbara Vandewalle 4 years ago
Did it not occur to these imbeciles the baby grows up to be an adult.
Brenda Swann 4 years ago
Seriously 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ How the 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ Who in the hell 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ Stupid, I fear for the future of this world
deanna woods 4 years ago
How can anyone be this incredibly stupid? I am so glad that the calf was alright. These people make people from the city look like utter morons.
Anita Pickle 4 years ago
There is just so much horror with this story. I bet they claim to love animals too.
Orange Juice 4 years ago
I want a boss like that. The karma that came to those two entitled morons.
Dónal Ó Murchadha 4 years ago
They lucky the cows didnt stampede them, they lucky the farmer didn't have them arrested!
A Random Panda 4 years ago (edited)
How? How could you be so stupid as to thinking this was a good idea?
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
Also known as: Cattle Rustling. That's not still a hanging offense in Texas, but it IS a federal crime. Oh, and animal cruelty.
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
Anyone else remember the kid in school who always had some crazy obviously made up stories back in school? Some grow up to be writers, some grow up to be pathological liars. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PrincessTheSiameseKat 4 years ago
someone should put this in a movie or book "horror on ye' farm"
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Why would they want a flipping cow? They seem like immature little idiots who only want a calf for the social media attention. They'd never be able to care for it properly, and I'm sure they'll end up killing it or cooking it. But I could be wrong.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
Probably even Gandhi would have punched them in the face, I cannot commend you enough for your restraint, sir!
Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
does "misteak" have something to do with it being a cow farm? ;)
Alex the awful German 4 years ago
wow... what a story! Besides that, I am super jealous about your job!
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In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.
Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.
One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.
"When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.
Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.
"We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.
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Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.
The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.
Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.
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pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you
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pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)
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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Wait, I'm confused... She wants this employee to mix two different paint colors so she can paint stripes with the two colors individually, but she asked that they get mixed so she doesn't have to pay for two separate gallons? But she thinks that somehow the two colors will still be individual? Am I getting this right??
#24
Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here
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Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.
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Darky_Shadows 4 years ago
Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!
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littlesaresare 4 years ago
And then the blood clapped. And then the OP gets given a nobel peace prize.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.
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Not Proud British 4 years ago
To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?
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Neale Coleman 4 years ago
Are any of these real? What is the point of this thread? (I've only read the first few so far...)
JessG 4 years ago
Me too, I had to stop because it's difficult to believe these are real, however, when you think about it, people can be pretty stupid, so who knows? (I read about four, and yeah, they just get worse and even more difficult to believe that some people are THAT stupid)
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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Customers can suck. My mother received a call from an African American lady, a person she made a cake for. The cake was said to be cut on a Saturday. She received the cake on a Friday. She called again to say the cake was uncooked and that's why they wanted her to keep it in the fridge, now she wants a refund. What actually happened was she ate a slice of the cake. It was totally fine, and then she took a 4 day trip to Vegas without putting it in the fridge as suggested. Since the cake contains butter, when she came back, the cake was collapsing. My mom tried to tell her this, The lady called my mother a fraud and that the "real" restaurant was owned by a white man.
WaterLily Pond 4 years ago
Jeez some people are like Neanderthals when it comes to common sense. I was like 😵🤦♀️ the whole time reading this. 9_9
Ramona Rhein 4 years ago
I can handle naively dumb. I qualify there frequently. But mean, self righteous and stupid? We had a president like that. He’s gone. Let’s keep the likes of him under a large Boulder please.
Shannon Donnelly 4 years ago
I work in customer service - these are not fake. I had a man two days ago demand a refund and repurchase using "mall gift cards" tell me I could do it while he was outside my store during a lockdown. He didn't understand that I can't use my register for any reason. My registers are closed: I am a fulfilment centre only: as his order clearly states.
Rai Grant 4 years ago
I know, I read a few then stopped cos I already read these on their website. And yes, to those saying they're a bit unbelievable, sorry to say customers really can be that entitled, which is why they started this vent site in the first place!
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Glenda Pliler 4 years ago
It's natural for us to ridicule and scoff at those who do stupid things. But, friends, those people are still human. The more intelligent we are, the more responsibility we have to understand that those who are less intelligent need help, support, and patience, not ridicule. Just because "everyone" laughs at these, doesn't make it right to do so. Bored Panda, I love you but you make fun of people all too often, and that is not only cruel, it sets poor standards for readers.
Ayia Grace 4 years ago
Not a client but a vivid memory of me and my brother. I asked him to help clean up before our mo got home and he said no. I offered him a piece of gum if he did help clean up he agrees. We clean up and I have music on, I toss a book into the hallway asking him to put it away. No response, I look up. He's not there, he sitting in his room with his laptop. I ask him why he isn't cleaning, he says, "Yeah I did." We go back and forth, I never gave him gum and mom was on my side saying he had to clean up till it was all clean and THEN he would get gum.
Random Anon 4 years ago
It's entertaining yes but I sincerely hope most of these are made-up. I would lose too much faith in humanity otherwise.
Gage Franke 4 years ago (edited)
Fair point. I am glad that these are probably fake.
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birdie asf 4 years ago
Some of these give me headaches, some of these are obviously fake, and some of these make the customer seem like an idiot when in reality they really aren't.
Neale Coleman 4 years ago
Are any of these real? What is the point of this thread? (I've only read the first few so far...)
JessG 4 years ago
Me too, I had to stop because it's difficult to believe these are real, however, when you think about it, people can be pretty stupid, so who knows? (I read about four, and yeah, they just get worse and even more difficult to believe that some people are THAT stupid)
Load More Replies... Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Customers can suck. My mother received a call from an African American lady, a person she made a cake for. The cake was said to be cut on a Saturday. She received the cake on a Friday. She called again to say the cake was uncooked and that's why they wanted her to keep it in the fridge, now she wants a refund. What actually happened was she ate a slice of the cake. It was totally fine, and then she took a 4 day trip to Vegas without putting it in the fridge as suggested. Since the cake contains butter, when she came back, the cake was collapsing. My mom tried to tell her this, The lady called my mother a fraud and that the "real" restaurant was owned by a white man.
WaterLily Pond 4 years ago
Jeez some people are like Neanderthals when it comes to common sense. I was like 😵🤦♀️ the whole time reading this. 9_9
Ramona Rhein 4 years ago
I can handle naively dumb. I qualify there frequently. But mean, self righteous and stupid? We had a president like that. He’s gone. Let’s keep the likes of him under a large Boulder please.
Shannon Donnelly 4 years ago
I work in customer service - these are not fake. I had a man two days ago demand a refund and repurchase using "mall gift cards" tell me I could do it while he was outside my store during a lockdown. He didn't understand that I can't use my register for any reason. My registers are closed: I am a fulfilment centre only: as his order clearly states.
Rai Grant 4 years ago
I know, I read a few then stopped cos I already read these on their website. And yes, to those saying they're a bit unbelievable, sorry to say customers really can be that entitled, which is why they started this vent site in the first place!
Load More Replies... Glenda Pliler 4 years ago
It's natural for us to ridicule and scoff at those who do stupid things. But, friends, those people are still human. The more intelligent we are, the more responsibility we have to understand that those who are less intelligent need help, support, and patience, not ridicule. Just because "everyone" laughs at these, doesn't make it right to do so. Bored Panda, I love you but you make fun of people all too often, and that is not only cruel, it sets poor standards for readers.
Ayia Grace 4 years ago
Not a client but a vivid memory of me and my brother. I asked him to help clean up before our mo got home and he said no. I offered him a piece of gum if he did help clean up he agrees. We clean up and I have music on, I toss a book into the hallway asking him to put it away. No response, I look up. He's not there, he sitting in his room with his laptop. I ask him why he isn't cleaning, he says, "Yeah I did." We go back and forth, I never gave him gum and mom was on my side saying he had to clean up till it was all clean and THEN he would get gum.
Random Anon 4 years ago
It's entertaining yes but I sincerely hope most of these are made-up. I would lose too much faith in humanity otherwise.
Gage Franke 4 years ago (edited)
Fair point. I am glad that these are probably fake.
Load More Replies... birdie asf 4 years ago
Some of these give me headaches, some of these are obviously fake, and some of these make the customer seem like an idiot when in reality they really aren't.
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