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Even though Britain and America share the same language, these two countries couldn’t be more different. Whether it’s their quirky accent, absurd sense of humor, or baffling obsession with tea and the weather, Brits have a gift of leaving people on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean scratching their heads from confusion.

So when swfinds moved across the pond, they began noticing all the things in the UK that "puzzle" them. Getting to a new country and immersing in its culture left the American so baffled, they started a satirical TikTok account to create hilariously exaggerated videos and to make others laugh.

Bored Panda collected some of the "weirdest" things the user has posted. Check them out below and make sure to upvote the most comical ones. And if you have a funny explanation on hand, don’t be shy and share it with us in the comments!

#1

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Alexis Perold
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cos mousies need homes with fancy schmancy front doors. In the UK the mice don't live like peasants. They be fancy AF. And it's cute.

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    #2

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local planning laws - it is designed to break the roof line in non urban sites

    Dave Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not its not, you must be spreading misinformation. Its common knowledge in my Facebook group that these clock towers are hiding 5g masts. Why supermarkets, well most of us gather there and they can mass infect us with the 5g viruses. Although yours does sound more plausible, can I join your group.

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speed runners. So they can time themselves. John "Asda Racer" Jones holds the current record of a £100 shopping load in 3 minutes 22.47 seconds. When asked if he was happy with the result he said "I was doing great but a spilled pasta spiral got under the front right wheel and I had to stop and move to one side costing me around 2 seconds"

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is downvoting these excellent joke responses?? Begone downvoters.

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    Just saying
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes them look like a church with a church spire and clock, hence the weather vane on the top too. It's where we go to worship cheap food.

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1- they don't all have them 2- that is not a small clock

    J A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many supermarkets took over old town halls, corn exchanges and churches that formerly had clock towers.

    Sensei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast these clocks are useful to tell time but here in US we have flag masts on every store

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we don't care what time it is, as long as it's 'Murica!

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    Alilyp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we don't spend too long at the shops! They used to chime loudly on the hour so we would be aware of how long we were in the shop

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to be in a supermarket more than an hour I think I would cry!

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of grocery stores in Canada have this, just the design they wanted

    Monkey Spunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't. Tesco do a lot but Sainsburys, Waitrose, ASDA? Nope.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't. My local Tesco doesn't

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither does mine. Shame really. A clock tower rarely makes things worse! Though now I have said that there are probably some hideous ones that can be found!

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its to give the place a bit of class.

    Ralph Watkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine something like this in Germany. It will have a cell phone antenna array, water tower, bird sanctuary, bat boxes, & other utilities inside of it.

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to tell the time, dûh...

    Annie Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so people can tell at a glance if they have time to go in

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To let you know when it's time to shop.

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Always good to know the time

    Rick Drew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in many countries. Depends on local codes. Many of our local strip malls have these towers, some with clocks, some without.

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs to know what time it is......................

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we can see how much time you’re wasting shopping in that particular store

    Martin O'Donnell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Tesco Extra pall, not just a store, it's an emporium

    Mary Lester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like towers and clocks. We like to think of the days gone by when everywhere had castles and towers and things.

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have some of these in michigan

    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sexual gratification

    MuddyPuddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so you can see the time clearly as greedy land owners like to fine you stupid amounts of money for spending too long shopping

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or because the original site is heritage listed and the feature was already there

    Kt84
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people quit asking for the time. More likely so you can't say to your boss your late he be why there was no clock tower nearby?

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they're left over from the original building. I've only seen a few

    Panda Parade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, based on that screencap, at least this person knows what a clock actually is...

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A clock tower is a tower with a clock

    FLUXUS DAKOTA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccine, Graphene, Pfizer?, None the wiser.

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    3 years ago

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    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, historically people didnt have clocks on them when they went shopping.

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    Naturally, every country has its quirks that immediately strike you as different. But this time around, Great Britain deserves special recognition. From wondering what those yellow bins on the side of the road are to asking why the subway is called underground when it’s actually above ground, swfinds bio humorously states: “So many things in the UK confuse me!”

    The user regularly posts exaggerated clips of "weird" things they encounter in the UK. Many people seem to find them entertaining since the creator has gathered more than 34.6K followers and 2.6M likes in just a few months. The simple and sometimes silly questions have irritated some Brits and Americans, leading to commenters saying that the account is in fact satire.

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    #3

    UK

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Holland they are giant concrete balls and here they are meant to deter motorists from driving on the sidewalks. So I guess same but with metal cones?

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    #4

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to a window tax, the more windows you had, the more tax you paid. These are bricked up windows to so the home owner at the time paid less tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

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    While moving overseas can be a thrilling experience—meeting new people, tasting traditional foods, exploring unfamiliar cities—it can also be a difficult and overwhelming time. Although some people can fit in quite easily, others might take longer to familiarize themselves with the new country.

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    According to UWS London, we experience culture shock because of the specific challenges we face when we first move and how we deal with losing our familiar surroundings. So if your new environment is similar to the one you came from or if you have lived in another country before, you might be able to adapt quite smoothly.

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    #6

    UK

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, America did try to adopt them by pretending they invented them and calling them something like pastry dogs only to be called out globally for their bullsh*t

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    However, if you’re a foreign student or a first-time expat who has never lived abroad before, you might face some challenges. There are four stages of culture shock that you could experience in one year. Of course, every person has different experiences, and some process the changes quicker than others, but most people share similar feelings.

    First is the honeymoon phase. When you move somewhere new, you can have great fun and enjoy unexpected things around you. It is also known as the “tourist” stage: [It] often includes the feelings of excitement that you have as you look forward to the new journey you are starting.” 

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    #8

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are Karen traps. If you annoy shopkeeper or pub landlord, they open these so that you fall into the hole as you leave. This is why we don't have as many Karens in the UK.

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    Yet, the honeymoon eventually ends, and you have to deal with the reality. This is the negotiation stage, probably the worst one of your whole adventure. “You may feel exhausted and constantly tired of the discoveries you have been making. You may also feel frustrated by how different things are from what you are used to,” UWS London explained. "The aspects of your new life that you found endearing at first, may feel irritating or confusing when you’re in the negotiation stage.”

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    After that, you begin to adjust to your current living situation and learn how to manage your feelings. Your baffling thoughts that are trying to make sense of how and why things are so different, suddenly become clearer. “During this stage, you may still experience problems and negative feelings” but you begin to understand more about your surroundings.

    #9

    UK

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt is stored in them for when the roads are icy and the grit trucks come out

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    The final stage of culture shock is adaptation and acceptance. Even if you may never fully accept your new home, you no longer feel isolated or lonely and are used to your day-to-day life and activities with friends. In this phase, “many people can permanently say goodbye to culture shock and feel happier and more secure in their environment long-term.”

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    #11

    UK

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because many of our homes were built before we had proper roads. There wouldn't have been any cars when that house was built.

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    #12

    UK

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone tell me why Americans pour milk over candy, and eat it with spoons at breakfast?

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    Try to remember that the feelings you’re going through are completely normal and that most expats go through this too. Culture shock is not a sign things are going badly, but a part of the whole experience. One day, you will probably look back on this time and see that it was full of sweet moments.

    #13

    UK

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    IRA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because most of us don't live in big a** mansion with laundry room ? And very normal in Europe ?!

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    #14

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they were often houses or shops that were converted to be restaurants by the look of it.

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    #15

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are very unusual: possibly 2 on the country. The one in the town of Slough is known as the "magic roundabout".

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont make fridges in the UK

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    #18

    UK

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the crime rate is so high that the courts just put a tag on the whole town to save time

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    #19

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eat it and you might stop posting this nonsense.

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    #20

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    Jiska Veldhuizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are for kids? We have those too in the Netherlands

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    #21

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feudal Realty. The seller chooses as many realty companies as they like and the best champions are chosen to represent them in the arena and fight to the death until either one survives or the house gets sold

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    #22

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we aren't as fat so we actually fit in. Plus most toilets aren't this small

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    #23

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    JustAnother Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is hot. The plumber who installed this ran out of hot labeled taps.

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    #24

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We climb over them. It's part of a street based assault course

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    #25

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheddar is never orange - you mean red leicester - American Cheese is not something anyone from Europe recognises as 'cheese'

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    #26

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because that isnt mayo - its salad cream, a totally different sauce!

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling things "dangerous" that you don't understand! The top bit is metal so that it IS safe

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    #29

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "New York Easter buns", dude? Those are called "hot cross buns"!

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    #30

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in europe don't wash the eggs the way the US does. So the layer that is naturally on the egg to prevent infection isn't broken and its safe to keep them out if you want.

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    #32

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    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Population control, a result of the Darwinian Act of 1873

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    #33

    UK

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    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The literacy act of 2019 to include wildlife and ducks encourages them to read the signs before crossing the road

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    #34

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame they don't have them in France. The centre of the merde universe.

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    #35

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a detonator cap. Makes the entire bottle of alcohol into an instant Molotov cocktail

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    #36

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasphemy!!!! HP sauce is legendary and an English kitchen cupboard must have.

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    #37

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are English muffins - totally different from 'cakey' muffins (which we also have).

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    #38

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Britain they are taught to read properly.

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    #40

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    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you just trying to be annoying?

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    #41

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case America invades. We also all carry black powder and cannonballs around just in case

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    #42

    UK

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    Phil Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot people know that they are actually portals to secret universes that are set in the 1950s...

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    #43

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do on almost all of them, how long did it take you to find one without?

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    #44

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont - that isnt even orange juice - thats american 'orange juice'

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