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Even though Britain and America share the same language, these two countries couldn’t be more different. Whether it’s their quirky accent, absurd sense of humor, or baffling obsession with tea and the weather, Brits have a gift of leaving people on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean scratching their heads from confusion.

So when swfinds moved across the pond, they began noticing all the things in the UK that "puzzle" them. Getting to a new country and immersing in its culture left the American so baffled, they started a satirical TikTok account to create hilariously exaggerated videos and to make others laugh.

Bored Panda collected some of the "weirdest" things the user has posted. Check them out below and make sure to upvote the most comical ones. And if you have a funny explanation on hand, don’t be shy and share it with us in the comments!

#1

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Alexis Perold
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cos mousies need homes with fancy schmancy front doors. In the UK the mice don't live like peasants. They be fancy AF. And it's cute.

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    #2

    UK

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local planning laws - it is designed to break the roof line in non urban sites

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    Naturally, every country has its quirks that immediately strike you as different. But this time around, Great Britain deserves special recognition. From wondering what those yellow bins on the side of the road are to asking why the subway is called underground when it’s actually above ground, swfinds bio humorously states: “So many things in the UK confuse me!”

    The user regularly posts exaggerated clips of "weird" things they encounter in the UK. Many people seem to find them entertaining since the creator has gathered more than 34.6K followers and 2.6M likes in just a few months. The simple and sometimes silly questions have irritated some Brits and Americans, leading to commenters saying that the account is in fact satire.

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    #3

    UK

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Holland they are giant concrete balls and here they are meant to deter motorists from driving on the sidewalks. So I guess same but with metal cones?

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    #4

    UK

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to a window tax, the more windows you had, the more tax you paid. These are bricked up windows to so the home owner at the time paid less tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

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    While moving overseas can be a thrilling experience—meeting new people, tasting traditional foods, exploring unfamiliar cities—it can also be a difficult and overwhelming time. Although some people can fit in quite easily, others might take longer to familiarize themselves with the new country.

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    According to UWS London, we experience culture shock because of the specific challenges we face when we first move and how we deal with losing our familiar surroundings. So if your new environment is similar to the one you came from or if you have lived in another country before, you might be able to adapt quite smoothly.

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    #6

    UK

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, America did try to adopt them by pretending they invented them and calling them something like pastry dogs only to be called out globally for their bullsh*t

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    However, if you’re a foreign student or a first-time expat who has never lived abroad before, you might face some challenges. There are four stages of culture shock that you could experience in one year. Of course, every person has different experiences, and some process the changes quicker than others, but most people share similar feelings.

    First is the honeymoon phase. When you move somewhere new, you can have great fun and enjoy unexpected things around you. It is also known as the “tourist” stage: [It] often includes the feelings of excitement that you have as you look forward to the new journey you are starting.” 

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    #7

    UK

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    #8

    UK

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are Karen traps. If you annoy shopkeeper or pub landlord, they open these so that you fall into the hole as you leave. This is why we don't have as many Karens in the UK.

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    Yet, the honeymoon eventually ends, and you have to deal with the reality. This is the negotiation stage, probably the worst one of your whole adventure. “You may feel exhausted and constantly tired of the discoveries you have been making. You may also feel frustrated by how different things are from what you are used to,” UWS London explained. "The aspects of your new life that you found endearing at first, may feel irritating or confusing when you’re in the negotiation stage.”

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    After that, you begin to adjust to your current living situation and learn how to manage your feelings. Your baffling thoughts that are trying to make sense of how and why things are so different, suddenly become clearer. “During this stage, you may still experience problems and negative feelings” but you begin to understand more about your surroundings.

    #9

    UK

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt is stored in them for when the roads are icy and the grit trucks come out

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    The final stage of culture shock is adaptation and acceptance. Even if you may never fully accept your new home, you no longer feel isolated or lonely and are used to your day-to-day life and activities with friends. In this phase, “many people can permanently say goodbye to culture shock and feel happier and more secure in their environment long-term.”

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    #11

    UK

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because many of our homes were built before we had proper roads. There wouldn't have been any cars when that house was built.

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    #12

    UK

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone tell me why Americans pour milk over candy, and eat it with spoons at breakfast?

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    Try to remember that the feelings you’re going through are completely normal and that most expats go through this too. Culture shock is not a sign things are going badly, but a part of the whole experience. One day, you will probably look back on this time and see that it was full of sweet moments.

    #13

    UK

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    IRA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because most of us don't live in big a** mansion with laundry room ? And very normal in Europe ?!

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    #14

    UK

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they were often houses or shops that were converted to be restaurants by the look of it.

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    #15

    UK

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are very unusual: possibly 2 on the country. The one in the town of Slough is known as the "magic roundabout".

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    #16

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    #17

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont make fridges in the UK

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    #18

    UK

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the crime rate is so high that the courts just put a tag on the whole town to save time

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    #19

    UK

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eat it and you might stop posting this nonsense.

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    #20

    UK

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    Jiska Veldhuizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are for kids? We have those too in the Netherlands

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    #21

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feudal Realty. The seller chooses as many realty companies as they like and the best champions are chosen to represent them in the arena and fight to the death until either one survives or the house gets sold

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    #22

    UK

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we aren't as fat so we actually fit in. Plus most toilets aren't this small

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    #23

    UK

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    JustAnother Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is hot. The plumber who installed this ran out of hot labeled taps.

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    #24

    UK

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We climb over them. It's part of a street based assault course

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    #25

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheddar is never orange - you mean red leicester - American Cheese is not something anyone from Europe recognises as 'cheese'

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "American Cheese" is not cheese. CHeese made in America, however, can be quite good, and I say that as a cheese fanatic, who makes her own. Beecher's cheddar would meet UK standards. Cascadia's Sofia is a lovely one, too. And I'll take our (more or less local) MeadowCreek goat cheese right along any from the EU.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, if I recall right it's just coloring, but the fun bit is that US cheddar (or maybe another "cheese") isn't even considered real cheese in europe

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking American "cheese". There's plenty of real American cheddars that aren't mass produced that would satisfy a picky palate. Not all Americans are ignorant enough to think that cheese is supposed to be orange and plasticky.

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    Tiffany Sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is New York sharp cheddar also not proper cheese because it's white and not this weird yellow color? Muenster produced in the US has white with orange rind. Proper or no? Orange dye to cheese was for ID purposes, "American cheese" isn't even cheese it's "pasteurized prepared cheese product" because it's derived from cheese but masses of oil makes it nearly non-food

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    Phil Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheddar is not orange because in the USA you add so many additives to make it orange!!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US-made cheddar I get is not, in fact, orange. It's white.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your american orange goo is not cheese, it's an abomination.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your"? Hey, cut some of us some slack. Also, the "slab of easy-melt crap" is, I agree, awful. But many cheeses made in the US are very good, and some are available at least regionally if not nationally. Also, if you want to afford cheese, that "goo" is about all most can afford, presliced and eye-catchingly yellow-orange.

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    Timea Peter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese is NOT cheese.

    Traci Kincaid Kiter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American (I apologize, truly), I have to agree that American cheese is NOT cheese. My preferred cheddar is always cheddar. The yellow cheddar is only yellow because it's been dyed that color. No cheese should ever come in individually wrapped sliced. *shudder*

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    Lizzie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because over here our cheddar is made of cheese, not plastic.

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re supposed to take the wrapper off. (humor)

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans can't make cheese. And don't threaten Cheddar (note the capital letter, please). If it's not the same as "your" cheese, then it's you who are in the wrong.

    Lunar Rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheddar cheese literally came from Cheddar gorge in Somerset, UK. Our colour Cheddar is the correct colour.

    Olga Aftyka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we are talking real proper cheese then Mimolette can it a bit orange-ish. Never cheddar. learn your cheeses American peasant ;p

    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because normal cheese isn't orange...?

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese has 25% cellulose (wood pulp) added to bulk it out for profit, that's why American cheese bends instead of crumbles.

    TheBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Normal orange cheddar" god save us from this insanity. What you call "normal orange cheddar" is neither normal nor cheddar!

    Matteo Lussana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because in red Leicester/gummy American cheese they add a atto for dye them up

    Libby Tailor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has no food coloring...

    JustAnother Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal cheddar isn’t so overly processed to resemble orange plastic. American cheese is not cheese as the rest of the world understands it. Cheese is made from milk, milk is not orange.

    D A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Style "cheese" isn't even considered cheese here in the USA. It's called a cheese food product. Did you know what's called "American Cheese" actually originated in Switzerland?

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because UK cheddar has less plastic in it

    Tracey Stammers
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheddar, created in the village/town called Cheddar in Somerset in England. Pale because we do not insist on unnatural colouring!!

    Michael Wadsworth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the soil in Cheddar(the city), milk from cows raised there has a yellow/orange tint. American cheddar has a dye added to(originally) make it look the same as the British cheese, then something terrible happened, culturally speaking, turning once lightly dyed cheese into orange bricks. That's why white and orange American cheddars taste the same.

    Steve Allingham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheese situation in the US has greatly improved in the last twenty years with lots of artisan producers, although outside of the big cities if you are looking for a specific type you are still going to struggle. However, on no planet in this galaxy should chedder be orange.

    Paz Arboleda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually at Whole Foods in the US the cheddar is not orange.

    Brent Wambold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We add different amounts of rennet and or other coloring - we have white cheddar, too

    Jonathan Dowell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth - cheddar cheese is in fact white; the orange colour comes from annatto, a natural food colouring. A Brit added it to make his cheddar stand out from the crowd.

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they eat real cheese.... not fake plastic cheese. You do realise it is not it's natural colouring

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know any orange Cheddar, unless it's made by the Orange Moron.

    Debra McGeorge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's as much real cheese in America as there are "cheese foods." Many Americans buy the latter because it's cheaper.

    Jason ramirez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed by this. American walks into a Dublin pub and asks for Coors light. Im sorry UK. We're not all like this.

    Paul King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US artificial colours are added to EVERYTHING so they look appealing. I had a healthy 44 years in the UK. Got to America and was diagnosed diabetic within 3 years. Don't question British food, complain about American chemical additions!!

    Dawn Duckworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheddar in the US usually has annetto added (vegatable coloring) to give it the orange color.

    CarcinogenicBryn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic "cheese" singles aren't proper cheese.

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, unlike America, Britain has certain laws banning the use of artificial orange food colourings due to its links to behavioural issues in children. The fact american food is full of additives and chemicals kinda explains why majority are so highly strung and trigger happy.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow and crumbly is GOOD. Probably aged cheese. The thing we call American cheese here isn't cheese. No one uses it.

    Johan Plane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural original cheddar IS crumbly, the thing Americans call cheddar is a processed product made to resemble cheese.

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is real cheese not something extruded from the a**e end of a machine.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural 'cheddar' is white … US colors it to separate it from all the other white cheeses. "AMERICAN CHEESE" is a brand name for a cheaper blended 'cheese-product' created during WW2 when the real thing was not available. We enjoy 'real' cheeses here and produce some of the worlds finest!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese lol is actually cheese food, not cheese.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet OP thinks Velveeta is a cheese.

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is NOT NORMAL to have orange cheese - this is dyed !

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deeper color is from adding annato. Almost tasteless and adds the darker color. And it is crumbly if you buy cheddar and not that American weird stuff. (I really do live in the US)

    Rick Drew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he sees white cheddar.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    american cheddar comes in pale yellow and orange.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most cheese are yellow. Red Leicester is a sort of golden yellow closer to orange and blue cheese is yellow white with blue lines running through it. Not all cheese just one colour, we have all different types, made differently from different places in the world.

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Europeans invented cheese, proper cheese, not the American glue.

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese in the U is CHEESE. Nothing in the USA or Canad remotely resebles chese. It's processed, flavoured, coloured rubber, only good for repairing shoes and that leak in the roof.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Originally the natural color of Cheddar cheese depends on what the cows eat. If the grass/hay is high in beta carotene it will be and orangish color now coloring is added to keep the brand uniform (this was actually started in the UK to differentiate their "higher quality' Cheddar from the cheese made in New England and New York. Not to be ever confused with American cheese - a cheese product with cheese, milk and other additives to keep it creamy and easy to melt - why it it called Processed cheese. If you really want to try an abomination - try Provel cheese from the St. louis area - Processed that is a combination of cheddar, Swiss, and provolone

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because the people in the factory in America are all pro trump and there fake tan rubs of into the cheese you it in America.

    J A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it hasn't been dyed orange and different cheeses have different textures, try them, you might like them

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel well and truly mugged off now 🤦‍♀️😂

    Russell Styles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans dyed their local made cheddar orange back before the American revolution so that buyers could tell it from British cheddar, which has not been dyed.

    Firkin Dirkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese is made from recycled suntan lotion, hence it's colour - UK cheddar is made from the milk of very, very old cows hnce the slight aroma of urine.

    Beth G Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, American cheese is cheese, but it's too expensive, so there's "cheese food". Got to check the label. Agree it's not as tasty as other cheeses, even if you get real American cheese.

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of being a kid I was so used to real peanut butter that when I was served Skippy for the first time I was like da f*** is this?

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poster is such a troll. I know if I was from the US I’d be embarrassed and I’d be annoyed if I was from the UK, but I’m just finding this hilarious

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because unlike the US the UK have actual cheese not recycled plastic

    Reynald Neron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your US cheddar is not cheddar, it's plastic.

    Sara-Elita Boismenu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange American cheese is processed oil crap. It's not real cheese. That orange "cheese" is actually illegal in some Canadian provinces

    Savage Susan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the difference in processing in the US and the UK.

    Bradley Hougland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical American arrogance to define "normal."

    Krysta Pandoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it's food. Proper cheese. Yours is closer to plastic.

    Ashley P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because cheddar in the US is plastic

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... Murican rubber = not cheese

    Panda Parade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe has ACTUAL cheese, for the record. Sorry it didn't come from a spray can, Kyle.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS It literally comes from England. I think you'll find our Cheddar is the "normal" stuff

    Darren Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheddar is processed so it will never go bad.... ever!!

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans, along with the rest of the world, do not add food colouring to cheese

    Diana Wilko Mauli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Normal orange cheddar" isn't normal. It has food color in it.

    Glynn Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheddar cheese is named for Cheddar Gorge. It's an actual place and a really good day out. If your cheddar isn't from this area of England, it's not really cheddar.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Among the areas where I must disagree with my countrymen is cheese. Real Cheddar is aged and crumbly, quite strong in flavor and smell, and often contains tiny bits of crystallized calcium lactate. And, yes, it can be bought nearly everywhere in the US. The orange rubbery stuff she's talking about has been processed, is only slightly aged, and is colored by adding annatto, i.e., it's not real Cheddar.

    D A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although they may not have understood the science of cheese, people knew that yellow cheddar had a better flavor than other white cheeses. Cheddar became so popular, in fact, that cheese shops were able to charge more for their cheddar cheese. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before sneaky cheese makers realized that by adding a bit of dye to their white cheeses, they could trick people into thinking they were getting authentic cheddar cheese. The more yellow the color of the cheese, the higher the price. Centuries later, Americans still recognize cheddar cheese as the orange cheese in the dairy aisle. It gets its color from the annatto tree, which grows in tropical regions in Central and South America. Annatto seeds are ground into a red powder and used for coloring foods. Used to dye cheese for more than 200 years, annatto gives cheddar cheese the same color year-round. Cheddar cheeses that have not been dyed orange are often referred to as "white cheddar" or "Vermont cheddar,"

    D A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annatto seeds are ground into a red powder and used for coloring foods. Used to dye cheese for more than 200 years, annatto gives cheddar cheese the same color year-round.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, the biggest rewason is that cheese in the US cannot be made with raw milk. THat's my theory, and my grandma's, and given the difference in quality between her hard homemade yellow and the average "cheddar" in stores here? Yeah, it's the milk.

    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are very few times where American cheese works. In a burger is about the only one I can think of. Real mature cheddar is like the food of the gods compared to what the US consider as 'cheese' (sorry lovely US folks, I love everything else about your food except your cheese!)

    DogMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it white cheddar here and it’s better than orange cheddar

    Malicity D'Obscuro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved to the USA and think I see the problem. In the UK, the cows produce white milk, which is then turned into cheese. In the US, the companies produce flavourings, colourings, bindings and such, which are then added to a bit of milk and sold as cheese. So, in America you can get what passes for cheese that is so orange, that you might think that the milk only comes from Highland cattle, along with "White American Cheese", for people who are perhaps not thrilled about the colourants.

    J Adams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe there are certain foods that can only be named after a location if they are actually made there, cheddar cheese is one of them (only allowed to be called cheddar if it’s made in cheddar) Parma ham is another and even champagne can only be called such if it is made in the champagne region of France otherwise it has to be ‘sparkling wine’

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because that isnt mayo - its salad cream, a totally different sauce!

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling things "dangerous" that you don't understand! The top bit is metal so that it IS safe

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "New York Easter buns", dude? Those are called "hot cross buns"!

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    Virgil Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in europe don't wash the eggs the way the US does. So the layer that is naturally on the egg to prevent infection isn't broken and its safe to keep them out if you want.

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    tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Population control, a result of the Darwinian Act of 1873

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    tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The literacy act of 2019 to include wildlife and ducks encourages them to read the signs before crossing the road

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame they don't have them in France. The centre of the merde universe.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a detonator cap. Makes the entire bottle of alcohol into an instant Molotov cocktail

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasphemy!!!! HP sauce is legendary and an English kitchen cupboard must have.

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    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are English muffins - totally different from 'cakey' muffins (which we also have).

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Britain they are taught to read properly.

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    Vasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you just trying to be annoying?

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case America invades. We also all carry black powder and cannonballs around just in case

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    Phil Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot people know that they are actually portals to secret universes that are set in the 1950s...

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do on almost all of them, how long did it take you to find one without?

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    M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont - that isnt even orange juice - thats american 'orange juice'

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