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Even though Britain and America share the same language, these two countries couldn’t be more different. Whether it’s their quirky accent, absurd sense of humor, or baffling obsession with tea and the weather, Brits have a gift of leaving people on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean scratching their heads from confusion.

So when swfinds moved across the pond, they began noticing all the things in the UK that "puzzle" them. Getting to a new country and immersing in its culture left the American so baffled, they started a satirical TikTok account to create hilariously exaggerated videos and to make others laugh.

Bored Panda collected some of the "weirdest" things the user has posted. Check them out below and make sure to upvote the most comical ones. And if you have a funny explanation on hand, don’t be shy and share it with us in the comments!

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Alexis Perold
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cos mousies need homes with fancy schmancy front doors. In the UK the mice don't live like peasants. They be fancy AF. And it's cute.

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    #2

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local planning laws - it is designed to break the roof line in non urban sites

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    Naturally, every country has its quirks that immediately strike you as different. But this time around, Great Britain deserves special recognition. From wondering what those yellow bins on the side of the road are to asking why the subway is called underground when it’s actually above ground, swfinds bio humorously states: “So many things in the UK confuse me!”

    The user regularly posts exaggerated clips of "weird" things they encounter in the UK. Many people seem to find them entertaining since the creator has gathered more than 34.6K followers and 2.6M likes in just a few months. The simple and sometimes silly questions have irritated some Brits and Americans, leading to commenters saying that the account is in fact satire.

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    #3

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Holland they are giant concrete balls and here they are meant to deter motorists from driving on the sidewalks. So I guess same but with metal cones?

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    #4

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to a window tax, the more windows you had, the more tax you paid. These are bricked up windows to so the home owner at the time paid less tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    window tax of 1696 - if you could afford glass you were wealthy and therefore could pay more tax!

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many buildings had a lot of large windows for things like factory work before electric lighting was standard. Now the inside can be lit safely and relatively cheaply the high maintenance for windows (from cleaning to the risk of a brick getting thrown through them) can't be justified and they are bricked up. Surely this happens in other countries too?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and it can also reduce the heating/cooling costs too.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar question though: why are some new homes built with “fake” bricked up windows? It’s not usually even to make the design symmetrical. I’d genuinely like to know.

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps provide an example as it would be easier to explain - hopefully!! I can't think of any that exist as a genuinely 'faked' bricked up window on newer builds and I work in the construction sector - though of course I've not seen every building in the country!! There will be design elements where different bricks and/or styling is used to make a building look pleasing to the eye (at least to the person who designed it). Be interesting to see if you could share?

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    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am waiting for the day when Bored Panda makes a post "20 Things That Are F$#*kd Up About Lithuania". Lietuva you can do it.

    Dawn Duckworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American who lived in London (student housing, around Russell Square). Some of the windows were bricked up because the house with 5 floors were converted to 5 flats. Large rooms were converted into smaller rooms and the new walls literally ran thru the middle of older windows.

    Rick Drew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old buildings that were renovated do this all the time. Everywhere.

    Jeremy Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, it is not a real window opening that is bricked up, but simply a pattern in the brick that mimics a window opening.

    Jeremy Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK we often still build houses in the mock Georgian style and this can include blocked up windows.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the (correct) post about window tax, they are also included on stores sometimes for aesthetic reasons.

    Tracey Stammers
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unusual! Usually in buildings not in use for some reason.

    Richard Willis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although historically they were due to window tax, they are put in some modern buildings either to match local buildings or to break up what would otherwise be blank brick walls.

    Sally Goldie-Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Window tax: Also rumoured to be the origin of the phrase "daylight robbery"

    Alison Paget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is not of a tiny home - it looks like a converted business property.

    Crissie Laugesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The window tax reason is probably not applicable here. The tax (introduced in 1696) was abolished in 1851, and this building looks newer. Fake windows were added for aesthetic reasons, to balance the look of the building or make it look less industrial.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Window tax? I need to read about that. Sounds stupid.

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Britain is very, very old and steeped in tradition.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so the window tax thing has been covered. As to the other bit, well have you compares the UK to the USA on map? There's your answer.

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely smaller than most American homes, fake windows..no.

    Pickles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the term "daylight robbery"

    Kt84
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My home in Texas has design out front people think it use be windows never know 😄

    A Dasher Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you're ever told to go throw yourself out a window, you can, then come back with was smug look on your face.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in some US older cities, too, usually when they didn't feel like replacing windows. Brick it up, oh well.

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well.. you can send them the fake and weird shutters that you put everywhere to go with

    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even new homes have them ad a design feature. Mine does

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Scotland they have a TV tax. They have a van that rolls through the neighborhood with some sort of a radar dish that can detect exactly which apartments are using TVs. If they see you haven’t paid the tax they come knocking on your door to get it. And some people think the US is weird!

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much older buildings have windows bricked in because at one time there was a Wndow tax - yes, believe it or not. A tax for allowing light into your home. So - people bricked 'em up.

    Angela White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all buildings like this actually have windows that are bricked up. Sometimes it is part of the design. Why else would the windows be left bricked up after the tax was repealed - it is 170 years since the law ceased to exist.

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    While moving overseas can be a thrilling experience—meeting new people, tasting traditional foods, exploring unfamiliar cities—it can also be a difficult and overwhelming time. Although some people can fit in quite easily, others might take longer to familiarize themselves with the new country.

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    According to UWS London, we experience culture shock because of the specific challenges we face when we first move and how we deal with losing our familiar surroundings. So if your new environment is similar to the one you came from or if you have lived in another country before, you might be able to adapt quite smoothly.

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    #6

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, America did try to adopt them by pretending they invented them and calling them something like pastry dogs only to be called out globally for their bullsh*t

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    However, if you’re a foreign student or a first-time expat who has never lived abroad before, you might face some challenges. There are four stages of culture shock that you could experience in one year. Of course, every person has different experiences, and some process the changes quicker than others, but most people share similar feelings.

    First is the honeymoon phase. When you move somewhere new, you can have great fun and enjoy unexpected things around you. It is also known as the “tourist” stage: [It] often includes the feelings of excitement that you have as you look forward to the new journey you are starting.” 

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    #8

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are Karen traps. If you annoy shopkeeper or pub landlord, they open these so that you fall into the hole as you leave. This is why we don't have as many Karens in the UK.

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    Yet, the honeymoon eventually ends, and you have to deal with the reality. This is the negotiation stage, probably the worst one of your whole adventure. “You may feel exhausted and constantly tired of the discoveries you have been making. You may also feel frustrated by how different things are from what you are used to,” UWS London explained. "The aspects of your new life that you found endearing at first, may feel irritating or confusing when you’re in the negotiation stage.”

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    After that, you begin to adjust to your current living situation and learn how to manage your feelings. Your baffling thoughts that are trying to make sense of how and why things are so different, suddenly become clearer. “During this stage, you may still experience problems and negative feelings” but you begin to understand more about your surroundings.

    #9

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt is stored in them for when the roads are icy and the grit trucks come out

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    The final stage of culture shock is adaptation and acceptance. Even if you may never fully accept your new home, you no longer feel isolated or lonely and are used to your day-to-day life and activities with friends. In this phase, “many people can permanently say goodbye to culture shock and feel happier and more secure in their environment long-term.”

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    #11

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because many of our homes were built before we had proper roads. There wouldn't have been any cars when that house was built.

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    #12

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone tell me why Americans pour milk over candy, and eat it with spoons at breakfast?

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    Try to remember that the feelings you’re going through are completely normal and that most expats go through this too. Culture shock is not a sign things are going badly, but a part of the whole experience. One day, you will probably look back on this time and see that it was full of sweet moments.

    #13

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    IRA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because most of us don't live in big a** mansion with laundry room ? And very normal in Europe ?!

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    #14

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they were often houses or shops that were converted to be restaurants by the look of it.

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    #15

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are very unusual: possibly 2 on the country. The one in the town of Slough is known as the "magic roundabout".

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont make fridges in the UK

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    #18

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the crime rate is so high that the courts just put a tag on the whole town to save time

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    #19

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eat it and you might stop posting this nonsense.

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    #20

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    Jiska Veldhuizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are for kids? We have those too in the Netherlands

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    #21

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feudal Realty. The seller chooses as many realty companies as they like and the best champions are chosen to represent them in the arena and fight to the death until either one survives or the house gets sold

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    #22

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we aren't as fat so we actually fit in. Plus most toilets aren't this small

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    #23

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    JustAnother Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is hot. The plumber who installed this ran out of hot labeled taps.

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    #24

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We climb over them. It's part of a street based assault course

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    #25

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheddar is never orange - you mean red leicester - American Cheese is not something anyone from Europe recognises as 'cheese'

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    #26

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because that isnt mayo - its salad cream, a totally different sauce!

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling things "dangerous" that you don't understand! The top bit is metal so that it IS safe

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    #29

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "New York Easter buns", dude? Those are called "hot cross buns"!

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    #30

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in europe don't wash the eggs the way the US does. So the layer that is naturally on the egg to prevent infection isn't broken and its safe to keep them out if you want.

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    #32

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    tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Population control, a result of the Darwinian Act of 1873

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    #33

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    tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The literacy act of 2019 to include wildlife and ducks encourages them to read the signs before crossing the road

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    #34

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame they don't have them in France. The centre of the merde universe.

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    #35

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a detonator cap. Makes the entire bottle of alcohol into an instant Molotov cocktail

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    #36

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasphemy!!!! HP sauce is legendary and an English kitchen cupboard must have.

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    #37

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are English muffins - totally different from 'cakey' muffins (which we also have).

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    #38

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Britain they are taught to read properly.

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    #40

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    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you just trying to be annoying?

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    #41

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case America invades. We also all carry black powder and cannonballs around just in case

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    #42

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    Phil Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot people know that they are actually portals to secret universes that are set in the 1950s...

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    #43

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do on almost all of them, how long did it take you to find one without?

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    #44

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    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont - that isnt even orange juice - thats american 'orange juice'

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