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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).
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#1
"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"
bob 6 years ago
Actually, most italians I know would not like this one. Especially those from Sicily. The really don't joke about the cosa nostra...
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
I'm from an Italian family and we would find this hilarious.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Ugh...my bat-c**p-crazy former landlord used to brag about his mob 'connections' - and he was Portuguese!
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#2
"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"
Jace 6 years ago
This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
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Felicia Dale 6 years ago
I know another lovely woman whose husband would have gladly worn this. With a smile on his face.
#3
"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"
earringnut 6 years ago
I kinda like this one and I'm not even a christian.
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Jace 6 years ago
Cultist, because raised by cultists and taught how to avoid developing critical thinking skills.
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
Pastor? Wearing a shirt like this? May want to keep a close eye on him just in case...
Sadie Jayne 6 years ago
My Pastor was a gang banging thug until God snatched him up by the short hairs... there isn't a person in my church that wouldn't take a bullet for him. No lie!
Amberly Middlemiss 6 years ago
sad that all the downvoted comments are only people who say they like the shirt, and all the upvoted ones are from people mocking christianity. but then I'm not surprised.
#4
"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"
earringnut 6 years ago
I got a feeling this dude doesn't take criticism well.
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blugeagua 6 years ago
Of course he’s definitely the same type of guy who is wearing that shirt because he’s upset that he can’t be a misogynist, racist, homophobe in public because people will rightfully call him out on that s**t.
Jace 6 years ago
Exactly. A******s like this think that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical a*****e”.
Load More Replies... bob 6 years ago
Gnagnagna *yawn* Are they not tired of transferring their insecurities to others?
April Simnel 6 years ago
Of course everyone is special. We're each a bit of the universe that's conscious of itself for a short period of time, irrespective of any personal philosophy of life. Think about how you're going to spend that time, is all I'll say.
Lazy Panda 6 years ago
These are the same people who go apeshit when their kid loses at peewee soccer
Jace 6 years ago
Oh look, another insecure tough guy who thinks being an aggressive jerk-a*s is somehow going to make him look powerful and confident. He probably thinks that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical a*****e”, and resents anyone who aims to make society more equitable.
#5
"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"
Christina Sersif 6 years ago
Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise
María Hermida 6 years ago
I think it might have something to do with horoscopes. People who follow this kind of sh*t tend to say Illogical things like "I'm Aries, so obviously I love bananas".
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A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago
without the wolf and september tackiness, the shirt is actually pretty funny.
#6
"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"
Yugan Talovich 6 years ago
Oh, and he's daringly turned his baseball cap around! That proves he must be one rough tough marshmallow.
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
Why would you be happy to leave this world covered in your Mother's blood?😳
#7
"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"
Darth Kittius 5 years ago
Because he wants everyone to know hes 80 and the devil ain't ready for him yet... lol
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adoptedinlove 6 years ago
If he is anything like that wolf is typified to be, then the devil would be excited waiting for his buddy to get up
#8
"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"
Natasha Forchione 6 years ago
How is this racist? I don't see a race being mentioned. I have seen "white" people offended by our flag.
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Podunkus 6 years ago (edited)
Small minded people seem to allow their heads and hearts to fill up with symbolism to the point where it crowds out the substance. Symbols are easy to digest, flags easy to just wave about. Looks like this gentleman was able to squeeze in pledging his allegiance to the flag, which is fine, but was forced to stop right there when the rest of it wouldn’t fit. The part about allegiance to the Republic for which it stands ... with liberty and justice FOR ALL got squeezed out. It’s our nation, it’s flesh-and-blood citizens and our Constitution to which we pledge our commitment and devotion, not a flag decal on a t-shirt. Ugly drapes and hideous Christmas sweaters sometimes offend me, but never the United States flag.
Gin Marie 6 years ago
These guys ALWAYS lie about c**p like this. The flag is a symbol of this country. This country is being led by a 5-time draft dodger, 6-time bankrupt traitor who attacks the disabled and dead soldiers, tells outrageous lies even about stuff that's ON VIDEO, is such a wuss he NEVER owns up, can't admit the tiniest mistake because he's the biggest weenie on the world, and he appeals to other thin-skinned dewedz like this, who are terrified of criticism and reality. They wrap themselves up in the flag----not the Constitution, mind you----because they think by doing so, it'll protect them from big ole meanie liberals-----you know, the people who DON'T call the press "the enemy of the people." Dudes like this rant and scream about the flag, but never the Constitution. Ten bucks says this guy has stars-and-stripes underwear or manpris---in violation of the flag code-----and at least one Confederate flag that he swears is "heritege, not hate."
Podunkus 6 years ago
I agree, especially the people who sew the American flag to a back pocket on their jeans, and then sit their asses down on top of it.
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Christine M Quigley 6 years ago
OOOOhh..in light of what's going on right now, that is not cool..we're all immigrants, unless you're a native American..
Missy Barton 6 years ago
We're not offended by the flag, we're offended by the s**t people think is okay to do in the name of the flag. Btw, if you really knew how to respect the flag, you'd know it shouldn't be on your shirt.
Crazy Dog Lady 6 years ago
OMGah such a made up thing-who is so offended by a flag? No one. Offended by ignorant a******s maybe but not a flag.
William Morales 6 years ago
It's a tshirt with a catchy saying for some, but it doesn't mean he's racist. Seriously labeling and stereotyping, only leads to more of it.
#9
"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"
Zelda Blue 6 years ago
Oh every one beware we have a bad a*s bowler on our hands. That means they only have one strong arm and most likely drunk.
Valerie Lessard 6 years ago
so we're all safe while you're not bowling which would be like 90% of the time? cool
Tore Hana 6 years ago
The Jesus said it best: “Let me tell you something, pendejo: You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
Well, see, that's just, like, your opinion man.....
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"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, who's going to read an entire paragraph about what a tough guy he is?
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Grumble O'Pug 6 years ago
I know, right? I have a horse and I just boop him on the nose. No need to scream.
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Peta Hurley-Hill 6 years ago
Horses,like many people,can be reall arseholes at times.
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Alison Marchand 6 years ago
These people should all get in a room together wearing these t-shirts 😆
Talor McPherson 6 years ago
OMG! it looks like she has a tail for a split second :) that would have been perfect
BusLady 6 years ago
Oh, I see it now. Lol Also a sneaker growing out of her right thigh.
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Ruth Mayfly 6 years ago
Great. You can boss around a herbivore who has been bred for docility for millennia. Go you.
egracec 6 years ago
Have you ever been around horses? They aren't always docile and easily dealt with. Especially around feeding time or if you are treating an injury or. If you are weaning off a baby.
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#11
"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"
Christopher Columbus 6 years ago
What's wrong with America? Get your answer on a t-shirt! Buy now and get a gun and a burger for free!
Bobby Sammons 6 years ago
And probably to fat to find his gun with his belly hanging over his belt.
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
By all means clutch your gun in one hand, and your bible in the other.
#12
"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"
comboplush 6 years ago
Still an a$$. You can do an Ironman and still respect other's individual achievements.
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hobbitly 6 years ago
Does patronizing the sport other people do makes you feel better about the sport you do?
Jace 6 years ago
Oh look, a self-important jerkass who thinks he’s better than other people because of his personal choice of physical activity.
Carson Skjerdal 6 years ago
This one is just making fun of running?? As the less superior fitness activity? Why would anyone have this specific of an opinion about something.
Christine M Quigley 6 years ago
Wow, that's just plain mean...not everyone can run a marathon..
Louisa Johnson 6 years ago
In the Uk we say people should have sportsmanship, as in appreciation of someone else's skill and or achievements in sports. I guess you get these types of a******s worldwide .
#13
"I am the weapon"
Mark Morey 6 years ago (edited)
Nobody I have known who was actually dangerous would ever dream of wearing this shirt.
#14
"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
You’re getting kicked downstairs. Waaaaaay downstairs.
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Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Kill 'em all and let God sort them out - the cry of homicidal madmen.
Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
Most people I see with this kind of shirt have never served in the military, have a lot of guns, and are super Christian. I like to call the Recliner Rambos.
Teri Donovan 6 years ago
No, it's not your job. God didn't appoint you judge, jury and chief executioner so leave the law to those who are PAID to handle it.
Alison Marchand 6 years ago
Maybe there's a plot twist and this guy's job is to arrange meetings for terrorists so he has to defend himself via his t-shirt! 🤔 And for the record, this is a joke.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago (edited)
P&T? Is that similar in any way to D&D?
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"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
Lou Wow 6 years ago
Well if he doesn't give God much regard, why is it spelled with a capital "G"?
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#16
"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"
Theodora Graybill 6 years ago
at first i thought he was letting everyone know his sexual preference
Kay Bee 6 years ago
Yeah same, was wondering if he likes to get or give it in the a-hole!!
Load More Replies... Crazy Dog Lady 6 years ago
What's up with all these white men wearing shirts telling people to move? If they were Native American they might have a point. lol
Karin Love 6 years ago
What's up with people saying "move" to people who may not like them? Why are they so defensive and fragile? To me, this guy seems like a complete twat. Not moving. Deal with it.
Jace 6 years ago
MURRIKA: Full of a******s who are proud to be a******s. This is one reason why some of us are embarrassed by our nationalist brethren. These f*****s think that they represent the “true America” and they have no tolerance for what “freedom” is supposed to actually represent. I’m surprised there’s no f*****g god b******t on this shirt too.
#17
"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"
Iggy 6 years ago
In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.
athornedrose 6 years ago
that's interesting, most military folks i went to school with said that they wouldn't defend the country if it didn't give people the right to disagree and treat all citizens respectfully....
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Does your CO know of this sentiment? Seems to be conduct unbecoming.
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 6 years ago
A gun doesn’t make you brave. You’re just a coward who’s holding a weapon.
Mark Morey 6 years ago
When I was a kid everybody’s dad had been in a real full scale war against actual evil, and none of them expected people to kiss their asses for it. What are they telling the kids in boot camp nowadays?
Chris T 5 years ago
That if you are not on your Agame you die or he/she dies.
Load More Replies... Lazy Panda 6 years ago
I didn’t realize serving your country gave you a pass to be racist and homophobic
Alejandro Negrete 6 years ago
Sorry destroy their fantasies but, they don't serve their country, they just serve their goverment interest. Their country is getting worse day after day.
Valerie Lessard 6 years ago
more like Corporate interest. money to be made in combat, "serving" is just the delusion they sell to dumbo's like this
Load More Replies... Jace 6 years ago
Oh look, another flag-waving nationalist who thinks that being an a*****e is somehow patriotic. I wish this kind were rejected at the recruiter’s offices, but I guess there aren’t enough naive fools who believe the military will give them money for school so they have to take the gun-crazy meatheads who think that patriotism means waving flags and acting like d***s. These are exactly the kinds of nationalist and aggressive a******s we DON’T need in our military and police forces.
Bobby Sammons 6 years ago
But I did serve my country so I can tell jerks like you to stuff your b******t.
#18
"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Actually looks big enough to have two or three more sides
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BusLady 6 years ago
Naw, probably wadded up on the floor, waiting for his wife to wash it.
Load More Replies... Small Fish 6 years ago
I have three faces: my bored panda face, my I have read everything on bored Panda face and my exited there’s a new post bored Panda face
Podunkus 6 years ago (edited)
A pyramid has 5 sides, if you include the base.
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#19
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Certainly, he’s the only one you’d believe it to be true about...
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Mica Fiverline 6 years ago
Isn't this a line from some movie? Somehow I pictured Samuel L. Jackson saying this...
Barrie May 6 years ago
Staff Sgt. Sykes, Jarhead. or Bruce H. Norton, Force Recon Diary, 1969. or Sean Penn in Casualties of War. I may have heard this in Deep Blue Sea also.....but I could be going crazy!
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"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"
Bri Nicole 6 years ago
Exactly. Military personnel have manners and respect and don't wear nasty s**t like this. They are professionals and keep it that way.
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Doc Thissen 6 years ago
In other words: "I'm a chicken-s**t who would never sign up for military duty. Even if I could pass the background checks.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
What the actual F**K?!?!?! My family has served in THREE branches of US military. They LITERALLY consider their job to PREVENT violence and death whenever possible!!! A good day is a day when US military presence is enough to thwart violence, when enemy combatants can be captured uninjured.
#21
"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"
Chris DiFonso 6 years ago (edited)
And his shirt proves the sentiment on it. How does anyone think that saying (s)he is an a**hole is a boast?
Chris Miilu 6 years ago
Is that his girlfriend next to him? His neon shoes are what my niece used to put on her 4 yr. old when she took him with her, the Mall, or Sea World. They actually worked at Sea World.
Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
Aww don't underestimate yourself. I would say at least 20.
Load More Replies... Yugan Talovich 6 years ago
Cut him some slack, it's his only accomplishment.
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#22
"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"
SykesDaMan 6 years ago
You live in a place, where you're being taken care of? Have running water, can buy food without killing or harvesting it yourself, etc.
Koalamonster 6 years ago
It looks like it says "careful, boy"- and honestly I hate when older guys call younger guys "boy" condescendingly. It's such an a*****e thing to do.
#23
"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"
Iggy 6 years ago
No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
And that's just the back side. From the front you wouldn't even see them!
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Tore Hana 6 years ago
In Arabic it says: “Sometimes, while everyone else is sleeping, I like to rub Vaseline all over myself and pretend I’m a giant slug”
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
Can someone provide a translation of what it says in Arabic? Given that Arabic is written from the right to the left, it seems odd that "100" is where it is ... (I'd love it to read: 'I'm a dumb-a*s who do not know what it says")
Roody 6 years ago
Actually it reads the same as in English, with a couple of spelling mistakes though. Personally I prefer your translation 🙂
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Mark Morey 6 years ago
Shaved head: check. Jeremiah beard: check. Earrings? Shot, go for broke. Put your pants on backwards while your at it. Are we supposed to believe you know Arabic, son?
Elizabeth 6 years ago
I wonder if the other language written there actually says the same thing
SykesDaMan 6 years ago
Yes, it does! There is just the word "Warning" at the beginning, but without the ":" . Also, there's one spelling mistake.
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"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Because the heart disease or diabetes will get me soon anyway.
hispanic! at the disco 6 years ago
This guy saw this shirt hanging sadly on a shirt rack at some store and thought, "omg its me i need this" and thus a legend was born
BusLady 6 years ago
Probably bought the shirt because he felt sorry for it, and knew that nobody else would buy it.
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#25
"Obama can't ban these guns"
Lilli 6 years ago
what are they pointing to? all I see is flesh. and of course he HAD to hold a dumbbell. Give me a break.
#26
"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"
AuntyJem 6 years ago
He's the one who needs a lesson in history. It seems he's forgotten they lost.
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
Right...and that the reason they were fighting was to literally enslave an entire population...I can see why their descendants may be a bit peeved and offended over the flying of the flag of the army that wanted them to remain in chattel slavery.
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Podunkus 6 years ago (edited)
Muddy, jacked-up pickup, torn jeans, Stars-and-Bars, hat, shotgun, dejected gaze... the complete package! I don’t think you could add a single thing to this caricature human diorama that could make it scream “ignorance,” “insecurity” and “low self-esteem” any louder.
Candice Ravel 6 years ago
Don't forget his wife/sister, lol! Incest is best ;)
Load More Replies... Karin Love 6 years ago
Wears a shirt glorifying racism...but everyone else needs a history lesson. Mkay.
#27
"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Good assessment. Applies to most of the T-shirts here.
Load More Replies... Amy Demo 6 years ago
I wonder what he means by "sense of humor". My ex coworker thought that his rape jokes were part of a wonderful sense of humor.
Bettina Jansen 6 years ago
what does operating a forklift have to do with your sense of humour ?
Peta Hurley-Hill 6 years ago
My Husband has a forklift licence...But he's only good at telling Dad jokes...Well, he THINKS he's good at telling them ;)
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
No i can;t change, i can;t have just a bit more humanity for other earthlings and stop thinking you own that land you call home. My god people.
comboplush 6 years ago
It translates to "I made offensive jokes often enough for people to tell me to stop and I think everyone not laughing at them is a stuck-up snowflake".
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"I oil my guns with liberal tears"
Xavier Wescott 6 years ago
Maybe he has an AK, damn things are pretty sturdy.
Load More Replies... Koalamonster 6 years ago
That's true! I have 2 in my family who have their conceal carry permits and everything. Honestly there are a few guns in my house at this very moment- and yes, they're properly stored. It's funny that some people think that all liberal people inherently hate guns. I just don't like people murdering each other with assault rifles.
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Elizabeth 6 years ago
Yay, that means NONE of his weapons work properly! He's probably going to blow himself up next time he tries to use them
Zelda Blue 6 years ago
So we know he has guns, lets case his house and steal them when he's out shopping. Do people not understand wearing things like this advertises your life style and gives and idea what you have in your house?
Janine Randall 6 years ago
Any tears from me are going to be from laughing so hard, I start crying.
#29
"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"
Doc Thissen 6 years ago
Yea. That's the 4-H motto. No more with the whole "Head, Heart, Hands, and Health" thing.
#30
"I ain't taking no orders from no woman"
blugeagua 6 years ago
This man is just upset that women want to be seen as actual human beings. Because you know, we are.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago (edited)
That speaks volumes, those 8 words tell us all we need to know about him.
Florencia Renedo 6 years ago
He is probably pissed because women find him unattractive, rightfully so!
#31
"And on the 8th day God created elevator constructors and the devil stood at attention"
Talor McPherson 6 years ago
You know he saw this on facebook and ordered it right away... what is with the super specific shirts on facebook??
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
On the 8th day god created elevator constructors.......what a lame a*s t-shirt.
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Could you lied and said Teamster? Longshoreman, or even Miner? Those are serious.
#32
"No one meets death until they see me"
Podunkus 6 years ago (edited)
I guess there’s paperwork involved. Good to know. Bring two forms of ID.
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Ang.stl 6 years ago
You’re usually already dead before you make it to the undertaker. The coroner maybe.
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Yeah because you are so boring and mundane, people who talk to you feel like they have died.
Ruth Mayfly 6 years ago
Great news! We can end a whole lot of famines, wars, shooting deaths etc by locking this one guy up. .....or his t-shirt is laughable
#33
"I am a grumpy old man. I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm, I was born in July, I protect my family and I love my country. If this offends you - I don't care"
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
You know, Iggy, these shirts are helpful. I can't think of an easier way to tell who to cross the street to avoid.
Load More Replies... Tore Hana 6 years ago
They’re most likely born that month, have a Facebook profile and hence see ads on their timeline from these stupid t-shirt companies.
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Tore Hana 6 years ago
That’s how badass the skull (and owner of the shirt) is!
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Angeline Gresso 6 years ago
The point of sarcasm on shirts is to be quick and to the point or it loses meaning...this idiot is trying to make several different points on one shirt...so separate it into 4 different shirts and make one point at a time!
Natalie KS 6 years ago
An idiot?! Not so! It says right there: I'm allergic to stupidity - proof that he's a stable genius!
Load More Replies... Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
Those "born in month" shirts are so stupid. Every single one of them. No exception.
#34
"I'm not a bully, you're just a pussy!"
Iggy 6 years ago
It is very sad. I hope he's all bluster or is wearing the t-shirt for a joke but I doubt it.
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Chris DiFonso 6 years ago
It's terrible that the last word is spelled out letter by letter without any symbols. He should be ashamed of himself for not only the shirt, but also by wearing a shirt that spells out "pu^^y" - especially considering he's out with his daughter!
Tore Hana 6 years ago
Then again; censoring the word in question would make him just that - wouldn’t it!? So many meta layers to this..
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Shameful. I'm sure a lot of bullies say and/or write the same or similar.
#35
"Ass kicker"
Chris DiFonso 6 years ago
He's an a## kicker begging for injury or death, riding a motorcycle without wearing a helmet.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
I tried to get a better look because it kind of looks like he’s wearing a headset. Is he driving without a helmet AND talking on his phone?
Load More Replies... Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Maybe this is what happened to the dude from Kick-A*s when they all stopped being heroes. He became a douche.
#36
"I can always get a new job but you'll always be stupid"
Koalamonster 6 years ago
Why is he telling everyone he's unemployed if he seems so embarrassed about it??
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Well, at least it’s not about guns, whiny bitches, and the American way...
#37
"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"
Crazy Dog Lady 6 years ago
As if they have ever had the opportunity to call anyone "babe." lol Smells like an incel.
AuntyJem 6 years ago
Somehow I think the only women in their lives is their moms. Douche canoes
#38
"Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a whiny little b***h either, yet here you are"
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
Yep, all those parents crying over lost children due to these types of weapons are just "whiny little bitches". What a sleazeball. Who in world raises these people?
Jace 6 years ago
People just like him. That’s who raise these people. He probably has kids himself. This one is so proud that he’s the one sharing the photo.
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Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Nobody except a soldier needs an AR-15. You don't need an assault rifle to bring down a deer or wild turkey, or discourage a burglar. The real "whiny little b***h" is wearing the shirt.
Random user 6 years ago
Okay, I don't mean to be rude or try to mock you in any sort of way, but no soldier from any branch uses the AR-15
Load More Replies... Jace 6 years ago
At this point in this thread, I am utterly fatigued looking at all the “whiny little bitches” with their shirts with messages of outward projection of personal issues. The clumsy aggression to hide their painful insecurities and paranoia of the world and the people around them...
Bobby Sammons 6 years ago
Never fired one, never held one, and masturbates to the picture of one every night.
Christine M Quigley 6 years ago
Who prints and buys these offensive, vulgar shirts? And then wears them? What's your point? To start a fight with someone?
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
Apparently someone who likes to separate fools and their money.
Load More Replies... Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Funny how guys like him are the first in the “whiny little b***h” line whenever they think someone’s picking on them.
Janine Randall 6 years ago
So all of us opposed to regular citizens owning a gun that has been used in most of the mass murders in our country are whiny little bitches. I wonder what he would do if he was presented with that situation in his personal life. Maybe that would change his mind about AR-15's
Gin Marie 6 years ago
Some of us are ex soldiers who want to know why some guys want a weapon appropriate only to use in actual war. These weapons are designed only for killing humans---presumably firing right back at you. This is not a civilian weapon. It is not a weapin you hunt with, unless you want to make hamburgers with one shot. The close range injuries inflicted by this type of weapon are very similar to the injuries I had the misfortune to see after a vehicle rolled over an IED. And these guys KNOW this. They want to intimidate and threaten people.
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
This is so ridiculous it makes me sleepy, i just can't......
#39
"Never underestimate a man who was born in November. You know my name, not my story, you heard what I've done, not what I've been through"
Talor McPherson 6 years ago
I wouldn't be so sure! I'd recon it's far less...
Load More Replies... Koalamonster 6 years ago
That shirt, the tattoo on his left arm, those shorts... that's all a person needs to know about him.
Yugan Talovich 6 years ago
I burst out laughing at this timid boy trying to pretend to be tough.
Load More Replies... Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Who on earth cares what month this asshat was born in? Is he trolling for presents?
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I am a woman born in November. If you insist on wearing asinine tee shirts like this one, then I don’t want to know your name, and could care less about your story. You’ve never done anything truly worthy of being heard of, and never will, so I don’t give a fat rat’s a*s what you’ve been through.
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Once again, nobody cares. Get over yourself the world does not revolve around you, whatever your problem.
#40
"Talk s**t - spit blood"
Ian Carter 6 years ago
its seems most if not all of these are Americans, why are you such an angry country and why do you want to tell everyone how angry you are?
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
There are 340 million of us, Ian. There are 40 people here in these pics. Maybe we are not all the same. Even if half of the country was like this...it would still mean there are 170 million that are NOT.
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Alexandru Bucur 6 years ago
Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"
Tracey Tait 6 years ago
Why do I have a gut instinct that the vast majority of these dudes has been to or planned to attend a Trump rally?
Jace 6 years ago
The proud nationalism, false-confidence, false-bravado, and the toxic masculinity, maybe...?
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bob 6 years ago
Wow, how insecure can people be in the US... I mean, it probably looked manly and cool 20 years ago. "Look at me, I'm strong and you're weak!". Pathetic...
Katchen 6 years ago
Wasn’t the born in July, love my country shirt showing the flag of Australia, not the US?
Load More Replies... April Simnel 6 years ago
The actual people I've known who, if they thought they had to, would simply light. your. a*s. up?! You'd never see them coming. And they don't wear t-shirts crowing about it.
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
I know grannies who would eat these guys for breakfast, spit out the bones and use them to start the barbecue that night.
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Doctor Strange 6 years ago
Some of these are funny. You guys are just roasting the heck out of all of these people. Respect the right to wear whatever someone wants to wear as long as it's not hate speech. Most of these shirts aren't hate speech. One was saying that he was a pastor. Another said that his wife will get really mad if you p**s her off. Don't fight hate with hate. It never works
Che 6 years ago
Man I agree, I thought the article would be entertaining but the comments just ruined it for me. The comments are criticizing the person not the shirt and that's just mean. To call a person racist solely because they are wearing a goofy novelty t-shirt...people should calm down. There are larger fish to fry in America than people buying household items from Walmart in their PJs.
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Notsoswift 6 years ago
it's a shirt, the only people trying too hard to look badass are a majority of the commenters in this thread. Good thing it wasn't a hat.
Bri Nicole 6 years ago
These type of shirts are the dress code for white trash. No other respectable person wears this nonsense.
Mimi 6 years ago
What's up with all this aggression? Ever heard of modesty, decency? Culture? Humanism?
GFSTaylor 6 years ago
This is exactly what 'toxic masculinity' is about. The poor souls who think that this is the way they should appear and how they should act.
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Aubrie Allen 6 years ago
I have the feeling that 95% of the guys on here voted for Trump, which just ups the cringe factor.
Alexandru Bucur 6 years ago
Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"
Tracey Tait 6 years ago
Why do I have a gut instinct that the vast majority of these dudes has been to or planned to attend a Trump rally?
Jace 6 years ago
The proud nationalism, false-confidence, false-bravado, and the toxic masculinity, maybe...?
Load More Replies... bob 6 years ago
Wow, how insecure can people be in the US... I mean, it probably looked manly and cool 20 years ago. "Look at me, I'm strong and you're weak!". Pathetic...
Katchen 6 years ago
Wasn’t the born in July, love my country shirt showing the flag of Australia, not the US?
Load More Replies... April Simnel 6 years ago
The actual people I've known who, if they thought they had to, would simply light. your. a*s. up?! You'd never see them coming. And they don't wear t-shirts crowing about it.
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
I know grannies who would eat these guys for breakfast, spit out the bones and use them to start the barbecue that night.
Load More Replies... Doctor Strange 6 years ago
Some of these are funny. You guys are just roasting the heck out of all of these people. Respect the right to wear whatever someone wants to wear as long as it's not hate speech. Most of these shirts aren't hate speech. One was saying that he was a pastor. Another said that his wife will get really mad if you p**s her off. Don't fight hate with hate. It never works
Che 6 years ago
Man I agree, I thought the article would be entertaining but the comments just ruined it for me. The comments are criticizing the person not the shirt and that's just mean. To call a person racist solely because they are wearing a goofy novelty t-shirt...people should calm down. There are larger fish to fry in America than people buying household items from Walmart in their PJs.
Load More Replies... Notsoswift 6 years ago
it's a shirt, the only people trying too hard to look badass are a majority of the commenters in this thread. Good thing it wasn't a hat.
Bri Nicole 6 years ago
These type of shirts are the dress code for white trash. No other respectable person wears this nonsense.
Mimi 6 years ago
What's up with all this aggression? Ever heard of modesty, decency? Culture? Humanism?
GFSTaylor 6 years ago
This is exactly what 'toxic masculinity' is about. The poor souls who think that this is the way they should appear and how they should act.
Load More Replies... Aubrie Allen 6 years ago
I have the feeling that 95% of the guys on here voted for Trump, which just ups the cringe factor.
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