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Not every Instagram account consists of avocado toasts, latte foam art and carefully staged aesthetics. As a matter of fact, some of them are hilariously bizarre. Looking at pictures that seem stranger than strange, you can’t help but scratch your head while trying to figure out what on earth is going on there.

Enter the appropriately called Instagram account I Want To Leave, a place dedicated to the most ridiculous pictures you’ve ever seen. Pizzas on the bathroom floor, dogs doing dishes and huge lizards on ATMsthe list goes on.

Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest no-context images from the account that grab your attention and don’t let go. So scroll down, upvote your favorites, and make sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

#1

@keep.talking.im

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Michelle Muirhead
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok Fred, we will get some good ideas from this.

Jods
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t put ideas in their heads.

Zena Marsh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Archie and Brenda loved movie night...

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This Instagram account with over 111K followers shares tons of hilariously strange things that can make you feel uncomfortable. Without giving any context whatsoever, it makes it even harder to understand what’s going on. It seems that the creator of this account is on a mission to collect some of the most ridiculous photos of people and animals that’s been floating around on the Internet. And the results are amusing. 

Scrolling through this list, you will notice that the posts that the 'I Want To Leave' account uploads are funny and puzzling all at the same time. They are the perfect attention trap because once your eyes land on them, it’s difficult to look away. In the past couple of years, Instagram meme accounts that appeal to audiences of all types seem to be on the rise. Their explosive growth has been explained by Mediakix, an influencer marketing agency. 

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One of the reasons for their popularity is simply the format. Compared to watching YouTube videos or reading long captioned posts, it takes mere seconds for us to consume memes. One could say that they’re designed for the fast-paced nature of our lives. It’s especially convenient for Instagram users since they “don’t spend a great deal of time viewing a single image or video but instead scroll quickly,” Mediakix explained.

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    #2

    @philosophy_lol

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i a joke to you linda?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will frame the photo of your murder, Linda"

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear Sharon- I will suffocate you in your sleep

    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my friend's mom's name is Sharon and she loves cats haha

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    Sail Westerly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let me in - I didn't do it. HE framed me!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Nala. She is adorable. Here is a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C28vX1Z4z8Y&t=13s

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at the terror on my face! And you left me outside!

    CbusResident
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is amazing! I wish this cat was mine!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Nala! The video that photo is from is so cute.

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    Another important factor would be the content—memes tend to be topical and always feel fresh for the audiences. And category-specific accounts are becoming more and more popular: “Themed meme accounts toe that fine line between being particularly relatable to a specific group of people, but universal enough to attract a large following.”

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    Let’s not forget the millennials. They are the ones who are specifically targeted by such social media content. Instagram meme accounts usually operate on a broader scale, so they also appeal to a variety of users instead of just targeting one kind of millennial. But the question is, why is millennial humor so weird?

    #3

    @keep.talking.im

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    8Yorkies-and-63cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why no one in that neighborhood had any eyebrows.

    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was Garfield, it would involve garlic bread.

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothless, is that you?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot train this dragon! Don't even try it

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    #4

    @please.hesitate

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's these two goofballs, they're hilarious: https://youtu.be/uiysDz7-oGc

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a famous pair of buddies. Luna and Venza. https://www.newsweek.com/panther-rottweilers-best-friends-woman-rescues-wild-cat-zoo-1643787

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just tasting, Mum - honest!!!

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch their YouTube videos sometimes. There is also a Russian couple that have a cougar named Messi that I watch.

    Andrea Kisselbrack Arey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dis mah doggie. i will love him and squeeze him and call him George.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't know the story behind the cat I'd find it weird.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licking his friend's way to freedom.

    Madalynn Sanford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually remember seeing this panther on another post by bored panda (I believe, could've been a different site) but basically this woman rescued the panther from a zoo that was closing down, but I believe the panther was a cub(? is that what you call baby panthers?! lol) and it grew up with that Rottweiler! there was a TON of beautiful pictures of that panther! lmao

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    In a piece for The Washington Post, Elizabeth Bruenig first acknowledges that millennials grew up in a world that is nothing like the one their parents grew up in. One reason why their sense of humor is so dark and surreal could be that the world had stopped making sense to them. And they have their reasons.

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    “Long-lasting careers seem out of reach; millennials are told to go to college so they can make money, but mostly they just amass debt and then job-hop in hopes of paying it off. In the meantime, they put off getting married, having kids, buying houses, and so on. And waiting feels like — well, waiting,” she explained.

    #5

    @please.hesitate

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    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alien in each of us

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you really, really need to press your Earth Invasion Fleet uniform

    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who now has the urge to try this?

    FailBunny17
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can only see what they truly look like in their reflection! 😱

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have, to iron out this problem!

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way to long to process this one lol

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    #6

    @philosophy_lol

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the cat move the chair to the window? Thumbs, I tell you. They're developing opposable thumbs, and then they will rule the world!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat photo is very weird! The blinds are not destroyed

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see exactly zero problems with this picture

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person put the chair there for the cat. That cat landed the best human EVER.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a guillotine?

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is my spirit animal.

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    Since today, the meaning of life looks like it's going further and further away, we seem to find ourselves immersed in a peculiar and chaotic form of comedy. “Rather than trying to restore meaning and sense where they’ve gone missing, the style aims to play with the moods and emotions of an illegible world,” Elizabeth Bruenig said. And let’s not forget the important fact that today we are getting bombarded with so much information which is so accessible yet so unreliable at the same time. The levels of anxiety millennials feel can really seem overwhelming. 

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    #7

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a moment of silence to his fallen brethren

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosplaying at cons has become so competitive and professional, it's no fun any more. Take your cosplay to the grocery store!

    Kara Jam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knew it would happen one day…he just knew it

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Aquaman eats fish.

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wait aquaman i thought this was Awesamdude for a full 20 minutes

    Siddharth Karia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'what have you done to my mother?!'

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    #8

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Fiona Parky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a rat like that called Eric, along with his brother Ernie. Eric was blind but he used to like sitting on my shoulder and hiding in my long hair. I used to pass him little bits of carrot while I was cooking, which he loved.

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his name isn't rataoullie (sp) as someone posted - it's remy

    Elisabeth Mager
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was disgusted by the loose, long hair (beautiful as it is). Didn't even see the rat 7ntil I read the comments 🤣😂🤣😂

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone downvoting the "this is disgusting" comments... My daughter owns 5 pet rats right now. Rats pee constantly everywhere that they walk in order to mark their territory. This photo is, in fact, disgusting.

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all rats. My boys didn't. Also rat piss is sacred and smells like roses, how dare you :D.

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    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at his little hat

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a moment, but I love it!

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    #9

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WAIT I REALLY WANT THAT BASS

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet loves you, Keanu.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got me wondering what a crossover would be like between Bill and Ted and The Matrix. It could be called Bill and Ted Take Over The Matrix

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me a minute but...perfect axe for him

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    How so? He is not defined by that one role he played ages ago! He has been in lots of good movies and his good deeds in real life should be more important still. Plus his tragic past... I would be slowly turning sick of the matrix if I were him.

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    A study conducted by Pew Research Center in 2014 only confirms it. According to the researchers, millennials are the “first in the modern era to have higher levels of student loan debt, poverty and unemployment, and lower levels of wealth and personal income than their two immediate predecessor generations.” Not to mention that they have emerged into adulthood having low social trust for other people and traditional institutions.

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    #10

    @iam.tired.ok

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's natural, maybe it's Maybelline. Only her groomer knows for sure.

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disdainful look is very fitting.

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    #11

    @keep.talking.im

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    C. Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing but at least the slippers look comfy

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slippers look like it's wearing its own children :D

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big A battery does not go there.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity people who has to work in that

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give this some thought before I understood what the heck I was seeing lol!

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    #12

    @someones.therapist

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good enough rule, since kids can’t understand this concept, this might be message for the adults

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is Vomiting an emergency?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be used in my workplace too

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ride only stops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency. Ah-hyuck!

    8Yorkies-and-63cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not hard to guess what caused the owners to put up that sign.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When young kids insist they can handle the tilt-a-whirl....

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words: Shut the Hyuck up!

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No milk allowed on ride"

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is for the person who's crying...

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    As Kim Koltun stated in Rick, Morty, and Absurdism: The Millennial Allure of Dark Humor, there are three important sociological contexts to the rise of weird forms of humor amongst millennials: “The contrast between upbringing and reality, expedited modernity, and rapidly changing information structures. These set the stage for a distinctive style of humor that materialized as a means of comprehending the absurdities of life.”

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    #13

    @someones.therapist

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll finish it in the morning"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantasy or science fiction?

    HamGoblin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that depends on the sort of porn you enjoy.

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    #14

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W...what did I just see?

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heath Ledger reborn as a puppy whilst still having Joker mask on..

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    spirit wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look at this, the more unsettling it gets.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good god no, what the bejeezus is that?!

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's in their angry goth black eyeliner phase.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guard dogs aren't barking at you, they are silently judging you.

    8Yorkies-and-63cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is Junebug and apparently, he is an absolute darling!! https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/daily-dodo/this-little-dog-peeking-over-fence-is-making-people-uncomfortable

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! Seeing other pics of her made me way less uncomfortable…still not great tho…those eyes

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "why did you wake me from my beauty sleep? I will judge you by this, mark my words"

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the fresh hell is that?!?

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    #15

    @not.not.reading

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a scam, I clicked and nothing happened

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as soon as you pressed the paper, you got infected

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I can see a ginger kitty in the background.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, my friend, do notice the most meaningful things!

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    8Yorkies-and-63cats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to reeeally believe it. We are non believers, that's why it isn't working.

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rookie mistake, not using a separately prepped doc for the print version.

    Veronica Popescu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than scratch here, on the screen.

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    They are what help us navigate the prevailing ideas and trends of today’s American society. Growing up in a world that promised you everything but failed to deliver has definitely had some negative effects on millennials’ lives. However, such absurd humor that we can see in the I Want To Leave Instagram account can reduce the burdens and stressful factors we feel every day. Moreover, it gives us the opportunity to let out a few laughs in response to the things we cannot change. 

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    #16

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Magpie Magoo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That starfish looks like it should be smoking a cigarette.

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After Patrick moved to Vegas things started rolling downhill. It started with the gambling and hookers and ended with a serious meth habit and a botched hit on Crabs. That damn Crabs."

    Tori Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    patrick is now middle aged man, his wife left him because never took things seriously and lives under a rock

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just creepy. They're coming after us I tell you!

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That starfish is definitely going through something and its a mood

    asdghila2asdf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean patrick is waiting spongebob:)

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    #17

    @someones.therapist

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat makes its own rules

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a cat. I sit where I please."

    OhWoooooooord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F*** the police comin straight from the alley now, a young kitty got it bad cuz I meow"

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Foolish mortals… your rules don’t apply to me.”

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    #18

    @keep.talking.im

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    ThatGuv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you pet your Capybara today?

    A A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There There!..... Everything will be alright......

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No need to thank me, you know I'm happy to babysit the kids any time"

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tough to make friends. It's a jungle out there.

    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the entire world loves capybaras. Capy seems to be enjoying monkey pats too.

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    Those are some of the main explanations why so many of us turn to the online meme culture. Looking at confusing and ridiculous pictures is not only refreshing but also necessary. Such millennial comedy will not give you any earth-shattering realizations about the meaning of life but it can help you turn down the volume on the noise around you.

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    #19

    @keep.talking.im

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    MilaFi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best part is, it's obvious that ppl are using the gate!

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the same thing, the ground below is clear of grass lol so good

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    8Yorkies-and-63cats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet my yorkies would gather right at that gate jumping up and down until I opened it to let them "out"!

    Dwight k schrute.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, we wouldn't want the dogs to run away now would we?

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will happen if i leave it open?

    Casey Burns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the interdimensional gate from Stardust. Highly recommend that movie btw.

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    #20

    @please.hesitate

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the guy has a matching shirt. Just in case.

    Chris Chung
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoo Byung-jae (유병재), Korean comedian

    MilaFi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir, this is not my luggage, no, I did not pack it nor do I know what's inside.

    Dwight k schrute.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be funny if they are octuplets ("8 twins if you will") who had no idea of each other's existence and all had the same idea. Now how do they know whose luggage is whose?

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more problem of lost luggage or group leader anymore

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti theft for your luggage, well at least his luggage!

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the strawberry is not part of the group.

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    #21

    @someones.therapist

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    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come on it's Kaaa-uuiute, tongue out and... 3, 2, 1, selfie!"

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, proof that when it comes to tongue-folding cats rule and dogs drool

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has taken a LOT of selfies.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that gatto passing a gang sign?

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: He's trying to curl his tongue like this.

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    #22

    @please.hesitate

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rice is warm and soft. So is the tummy :D

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food coma!!!!!! First you fiesta then you siesta

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitten is a part of this complete breakfast!

    Kesam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree! But I always forget if you need to use cutlery for kitten or if it's OK to hold it like a drumstick... 😄

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    Peg Gy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awh… bed and breakfast

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just sleep here. Don't worry baby. Carbs make me sleepy too.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sleep next to your favourite thing

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm very good, I will be reincarnated as such a kitten.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter!!! Are you stupid?????? i asked for pasta with my kitten!

    DAISY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pass the soy sauce please!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely bed so soft and sticky, when I get up, I'll be quite icky.

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    #23

    @keep.talking.im

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what? that is how my voice sounds? oh dear my camera was front facing"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate completely! I hate my recorded voice! I always thought it's a deep kinda sexy voice but no it's like a cartoon😢😢

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've been sat like this for a hundred years and that's the best the sculptor could do! I'm freezing. I've got cramp. And just look at the state of my hair!"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how dare you take a photo of me with these 2 giant zits on my face!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that’s how you make another one! The image of an angel becomes an angel.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what I really look like?

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He really said that about me?”

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Manchester United lost again.

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And then....? Oh shizzle sticks, how much had we... it gets worse?! ... Kill me, don't show me"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, one of your sleeves fell down, Tara.

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the look every smart american has watching bidens gaffs....

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    #24

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wants to do bass to mouth how is that my fault?

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods and Men Said Their Love Was Not To Be, But They Would Not Listen!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your sweetheart wants a kiss but you are still mad.

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    #25

    @philosophy_lol

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we know what happens when the kids keep dropping food between the seats.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone planted that and didn't let it die. It is trying so hard to live.

    Vetti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all in for green earth but I wouldn't dare to sit in that car..

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life will Always... find a way.

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    #26

    @please.hesitate

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    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to international copyright laws it is not Godzilla. But still we should run like it is Godzilla!

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Message on police radio: "We have a problem on Main Street, please send reinforcements and a tanker full of meal worms"

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lego people are not having a good day...is guy in the front swinging a wrench at him?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't know HOW to be scary

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    #27

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one for my brother...

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread that as brothel and was both confused and intrigued for a minute.

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like expensive attorneys.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming soon: Finally Got Parole, Empty Nest and Psycho Neighbour's Eviction

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, I know that scent, it smells like freedom!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they named it FLICKING CANDLE because when certain fonts are used, it looks like a very different word. This candle smells like law offices, tears and new beginnings.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ought to be a best seller - for both sides in the divorcce.

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one for my wife, as as hint 🤣

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    #28

    @keep.talking.im

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    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always forget how tall they are... then i see these sorta pictures...

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they were babies, can you imagine an adult?

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    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sad this one. That's Simon Shelton who played Tinky Winky, he died of Hypothermia on a Liverpool street after lapsing into alcoholism in 2018.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think this belongs here. He has since passed on, became an alcoholic.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beheaded teletubbie. I have imagined the scenario way too many times having to watch the show with my kids. Not proud.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago

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    There is such a thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXvRVjGUjw

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not suprisingly this is less creepy then the teletubbies themselves ( which give me nightmares)

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being an actor in a main role on very famous TV show with huge impact and you're not able to tell anyone.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would make for a wonderful conversation starter: "So what do you for a living, Ron? My husband here works in finance" "Well, Linda...I wake up every morning, put on a purple fuzzy suite, and enjoy some delicious Tubby Custard while being filmed. Heck, it's a living."

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teletubbies - episode 137 "The Beheading"

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't realise Tinky Winky was so big!!! I always thought it was children or small adults inside those suits.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that purple one is called Tiivi Taavi here

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see Stinky Winky needs a breather!

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    #29

    @sorryimlateok

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's monitoring the ATM in case of credit card thieves.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A monitor (lizard) is monitoring on a monitor.

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the moments when the standard text below the 1st comments should be View more reptiles..

    Shaune Kaiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Icke was right. The reptilians live amongst us. 😂

    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting some money to try to bribe the witch to change him back.....

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep a security guard when you have your very own lizard?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHAT?! Thisss thing sstole my card! That'ssss it; I'm devouring the manager."

    Jennifer Huda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's guarding his hoard until he remembers his PIN

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    #30

    @please.hesitate

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    MilaFi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys have the fluffiest hand rests

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never go to nail salons but i would definitely go there

    jasper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but...then all the fake nail stuff goes in the cat's fur??

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would patronise this shop. But do they get fur on the fresh varnish?

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares, you'll get your nails done and to pet a gorgeus feline meanwhile the nail polish is drying. Take my money now.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're everywhere you want to be.

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of place! I get my claws done & catto gets free pats and boops.

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    #31

    Haunted

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    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genetic manipulation strikes again, the Capahorn.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jackalope's relaxed-but-deadly nephew.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when Loki's transformation doesn't quite work

    Nicole Sundquist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capybara looks done with this s**t lol

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your partner promises that isn't cheating but you still have a feeling something is wrong

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say they're not real. lol

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    #32

    @please.hesitate

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be surprised if it's still working with 86% battery

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why there are no ancient telephone lines. Vikings had the cellphone already.

    MilaFi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll buff right out

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    500yrs from now that discovery will be worth millions of whatever money they'll be using.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fossilized Nokia. Still works, no doubt.

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    #33

    @philosophy_lol

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Jack Russell, of course it's smart enough!

    He-Matt & the MOTU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Jack Russell gets the groceries and cooks the meal but won't do the dishes.

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    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every evening I ask all seven cats if they’d like to start on the washing up. Not one flick of an ear interest in the subject.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helloooo? Cats HAVE slaves cannot be slaves

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, honey, no! You need the green side to get rid of the stuck-on bits!"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need him! I have a sink full of plates

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks like my mom when you add another dish while she's washing.

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    #34

    @dont.happy.lol

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    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along! Nothing to see here!

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ride my noble steed for Aslan and Narnia

    Sail Westerly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What - you never seen a monkey on a goat?"

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baboon. Pretty sure this is also in cape town.

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    Nicole Sundquist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onward noble steed. There's fuckery to spread!!!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's not much to look at, but it gets incredible mileage

    Yuccababy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of thing that when you tell people, they don't believe you if you don't have a picture to prove it! Hahaha

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUMANS! "look around the eyes, 3, 2, 1, and you're under!" ... "No, kenny, that doesn't actually work, I just pretend to make you think you have powers, my baaad"

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    #35

    @iam.tired.ok

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    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh put this and a camera where drunk teens mingle!

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet one hour later the black areas will be magically the same color as the rest, thanks to some sick power. Sick. Drunk teenagers would be sick all over it.

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gary didn't realize he had a basement....

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no not again! honey, the demons are coming out to play again!

    kitty_cnady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey look at my new carpet '' * Steps and fall*

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a good rug for people who smoke weed

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    #36

    @philosophy_lol

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    Sail Westerly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shady meeting of some kind going on here . .

    PauWow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the people who brought you glamping, we present you a new activity: lamping. You get the same relaxed feeling but 1g less :)

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The illuminati, botany division.

    Jiboo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to shine some light on this situation

    oli
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeting of the secrets lights

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that random creek in lost that the characters constantly went to

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeting of the brightest people. So bright, they need shades.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you we needed to consult each other about out Halloween costumes

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess that one way to reach enlightenment.

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    #37

    @someones.therapist

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, wanna meet up at say, pet's corner on Friday? about 12?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird: Hey! You’re a funny looking bird! Dog: Funny, I was about to say you’re a funny looking dog!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I'm going to squeeze the handle and you push the door open... on three...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say, don't tell your owner about that stuff on the back passenger door, okay? Are we cool?

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate riding in cars, I want to be free like you….I know it’s hard, but just know I love you and you will be released soon.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have my glasses on and thought he had a bra in his mouth.

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I thought he was holding a glove in his mouth

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    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want the hamburger roll or a french fry.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I have been trying to call you about your car warranty...

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    #38

    @in.dog.years_

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    justmemorticia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a kid climbing up the mailpost or decoration? Why are the feet so big? This cannot be a kid! Or do I seriously need glasses... ?

    Mel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might be photoshopped. or the person under that tub is a contortionist.

    Immortal Emperor Paradox
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No umbrella? What about that storage bin the the back? Ever heard the saying “Improvise. Adapt. Overcome?”

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a plain old bin, going out to get the mail. Nothing to see here.

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    #39

    @please.hesitate

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever a human needs a stick, just a low tech, regular stick, it's this guy.

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could buy the all-new, high-tech Apple Stick. It is a simple stick, as found on trees. Sold for $2000.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy lacks basic skills! It's embarrassing every time i see this photo! Use the other hand you doofus!!

    Nessy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha I would argue we've all been in this situation. "It's not that far, I can get it with this arm *struggles for long than necessary to get phone* nope, I'll have to get up and use other arm"

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    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those walls between the two stores are super thin

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

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    #40

    @andhowdoesthat

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seagull is shocked!

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outraged! They are the Karen’s of the sky.

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a french frie? Why do people need to give poisonous food to wild animals!

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people are stupid, ignorant and refuse to become educated.

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    vivioh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine mine mine mine mine mine .....

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagull:"Wait til I tell the others...."

    DeNasha. ReNee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude could've caught a whole Big Mac + a large fry & shake lmao he made SURE he caught that bad boy.. the seagulls face 👀

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    #41

    @someones.therapist

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is touched by the people taking care of him.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans. The best reason to cry

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddha was embarrassed to have small men cleaning his eyes.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone explain this one... why are the ropes below the people?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottle of eye drops must be HUGE!

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you'd cry too if someone was poking your eyes.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes forget living in the Bible Belt in America that other religions exist with enough followers to construct massive monuments. All I see are crosses. One day I hope I see a massive [something else].

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    #42

    Hm

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task failed successfully...

    Tyler B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what I'm doing, but apparently I'm doing it well.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump when it became president be like:

    Jason Kline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this is #42 is even better.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you did not mean to do something correctly?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it... I'm getting mixed messages here.

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    #43

    @keep.talking.im

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    Anonymous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schroedinger's duck

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck: "Well, what the f**k am I then, a pineapple? - I mean, quack quack!"

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO ANIMALS IN THIS EXHIBIT... ᵇᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᶦʳᵈˢ

    Tyler B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! It's a g-g-g-ghost duck!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, beside those five chameleons?

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D̸̖͉̟̗̏̅ ̸̡͈͚͙̻̓͋̇́͝U̴̹̣̬̱͗̆̾̎ ̸̛͙̦̰̈́C̶͙͂ͅͅ ̷̡̭̱̦͛͗̌͝K̶͖̲̒͌̈́̋͝

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the return of then satanic font generator

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck: “do I mean nothing to you? ??!”

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    #44

    @please.hesitate

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soon to be gummy butterfly

    Mpkfighter Plays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t they have those in stores? I can imagine, a mixed pack of butterfly and worm gummies!

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    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nature at its most beautiful...

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just finished a bag of these.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real caterpillar, or sugar sour worm?

    Archeides
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um neither... They're called "Gummi worms".

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    #45

    @please.hesitate

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange: artificial plant still loses leaves

    FailBunny17
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says artificial but the dead leaves say water it... tenor-5.gif tenor-5.gif

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really am artificial plant? It has leca clay pebbles as substrate, and there are fallen leaves at the bottom too.. I may be wrong but I think this message is to prevent people from Over-watering the plant..

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant: That's hurtful, Karen. What if I told you you were artificial?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know firsthand this sign is useful.

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    #46

    @not.not.reading

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's studying to become an in-vesti-gator

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But an alligator really DID eat my homework!!!! "

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He caiman and sat down to look at the stocks. His response was "this is a croc!"

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's her Hooman Recipe Book she's been adding to for years

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caiman checking up on the latest research findings on capybara genetics. He is worried about meeting up with the one featured on #33 above.

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year's taxes are brought to you by Mr. Croc.

    Karely Guerrero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headline starts with “FLORIDA MAN…”

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    #47

    @philosophy_lol

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    justmemorticia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a relative to those lampheads... ?

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That takes some neck muscle!

    8Yorkies-and-63cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he see where he's going, though? I mean, if there's full... immersion??

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never make two trips. It’s a guy thing.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's strong too... toilets are pretty heavy

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    Moo Moo Futch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember. It's not stupid if it works.

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    #48

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad and disturbing

    John David Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean bc even the seahorses need masks in a pandemic

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    miss demeanour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and just a reminder; before you toss your mask in the bin, tear the straps off or just one side of each because they tend to get tangled in birds feet.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! Was about to write the same but saw yours and upvoted you! Your comment need to go higher! Not only birds feet! Sea creatures can be strangled by the straps of the mask! Cut them before throwing the mask!

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disposable masks should be illegal; this pandemic has created so much waste. Just wash a cloth mask!

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of our medical offices refuse to allow cloth masks. I made 3 layer with filters, and I still have to use fcking disposables everytime.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just when i go pick my kids from school i see so many mask on the ground. people are so lazy. is this complicated to just put it in your pocket and put it in your garbage bin at home?

    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can put them in the garbage, but that doesn’t mean they’ll be disposed of appropriately. And the wind blows garbage far and wide. They should never have been made of non-degradable materials, considering sea pollution was already a massive problem pre-pandemic.

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    renee brack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother Nature is sending us viruses to thin out human overpopulation because we're seriously messing up her planet. And we just don't get it. So we make more mess with masks. That means more viruses to come. We deserve what we get. Bye!

    Joseph Cheung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, do you understand what you said? Ignoring the fact that "mother earth" is a just personification, "masks causes more deadly viruses because people are meant to die and should not resist???" When people say such stuff about over-population, they always assume they are 'mega-mind' people and somehow deserve to live, while the "other" deserve to die.

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    Patricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new extreme sport among seahorses: parasailing!

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    #49

    @keep.talking.im

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    Cassandra Wilson
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just died a little.

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating pizza, drinking beer and taking a s**t - this man truly knows how to live and we all could learn a thing or two from him, ladies and gentlemen. Number 1... And of course, number 2. I'll see myself out.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't trust people not to mess with your food and drink.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a fast digestive system.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mate wants to poo but still party.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one thing to grab a couple nuggets n head to the restroom to inhale them. This makes me want to vomit!

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    #50

    @someones.therapist

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    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin Award participant 2021...

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, nothin' to see here, just mother nature ensuring idiot-genes have less chance of being passed on...

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't stupid if it works. But it does not.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works if you want to die from suffocating while losing both eyes! Depends what's your goal

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what I want more... to secure it around his throat... or watch him remove the melted bits of plastic from his face,

    Sail Westerly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grinding the message home about the danger of placing bags on heads.

    Thabi Zoe Kubheka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to commit suicide in style part 1😭😂

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh...nothing like hot sparks and plastic melting to your face in the morning. Such a glorious day

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing but the finest equipment for our employees!

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    #51

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'What's your name?'; 'PETER'; 'Screw You Peter'; 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'; 'Tony.'; 'SCREW YOU TONY'.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, lol, my husband found that on YouTube the other day and he can’t stop saying it to me

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so the romance of the Owl and the Pussycat began as such romances often do - with love at first sight!

    #52

    @dont.happy.lol

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    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same blanket on the back seat of my SUV for my dogs to sit on 😊

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once tried to sneak a dog into a hospital room, the patient loved his dog but the hospital didn't allow pets (what hospital does). So the visitors wrapped the little dog up in baby blankets and carried it like a baby, and brought it to see a human. The only hitch was a small child by the elevator, who said "MOMMA, THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE A DOG" in its piercing child's voice.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He brought his own blanket knowing it'd be long, cold, and boring as Kyle dinked around on the computer.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sit there and don't bark; they'll never guess you're a dog.

    #53

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have about that many ravens where I live, sometimes I'll see hundreds or thousands together in a field.

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    #54

    @keep.talking.im

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    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna go to class but then I got high....

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I could have cheated and I could have passed, buy I got high...🎶

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it telling corny jokes with a New York accent

    Toni Alabakovski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this reminded me of the teacup in beauty & the beast lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bag has purse-onality.

    Lainie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SWEAR that is my bag! Exactly the same, it fits my whole life.

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    #55

    @please.hesitate

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir your credit card declined. Would you like to pay by treats instead?

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir for the last time we don’t accept returns after 30 days. The return policy is clearly written on the back of your receipt. I’m going to have to ask you to leave before I bark for security.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And you can put that magazine right back on the top shelf"

    #56

    @sorryimlateok

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a laptop like that once. Reviews came with a warning saying not to actually put it on your lap while working, and especially if you're a dude.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had Toshiba that ran so hot, it was uncomfortable for my knee through a 30mm thick MDF desk!

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    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a laptop back in the early 00s that when it overheated it would make a sound like a 747 engine

    Mpkfighter Plays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I run cyberpunk 2077 on a sh*tty laptop

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a bad idea!

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    #57

    @philosophy_lol

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    Liv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a healthy and happy cow. I wonder if she can roam around like that usually. :D And I also wonder, where is her family?... 🤔

    Michele Viney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an unusual occurrance here in Ireland if we get (for this country) higher than usual temperatures. Cows want to cool off just as much as people. https://www.thejournal.ie/hot-weather-sunny-spells-set-to-remain-this-weekend-met-eireann-paul-downes-5533667-Aug2021/

    Adhi Batara Argeswara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, didn't thought cat is not scared of water

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    #58

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme a bite, gimme a bite, gimme a bite. Come on, gimmee me a bite.

    San.adam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you take another bite

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    #59

    @someones.therapist

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    oli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrel, im a Squirrel! Is not difficult to understand...

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take you to find him?

    #60

    @whyfallinlove.lol

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    Tyler B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ever I see a happy couple together.

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that moment, that child was the most unconcerned human on Earth. I aspire to be like them

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little girl has her priorities straight. Good smart kid

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy for the couple and everything but I too, would only be focused on my spaghetti, and that child probably makes less of a mess than I do.

    Juno French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when all my friends are in relationships.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, guys. This is your future sitting next to you.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creeps taking pictures of other people...

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect match...spaghetti and bolo

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    #61

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens all the bloody time doesn't it !

    the Kat who says ni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god! I always think I'm the only one who has this problem Every. Single. Time!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re a thumbs go up, not at an angle.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull paper down, then wash hands.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So put those germs BACK on your hands? Got it. Also, I use sanitizer before opening the door.

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    #62

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why they're called "pan"das ha ha, I'm hilarious😇

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get my upvote for your confidence.. Ha ha..

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being the middle child is tough

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that white one at the bottom.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Bare Bears! This fits with the show.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it say about me that I would buy the squished one just to make sure it was never squished again?

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    #63

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q̵̢̺̖̹̜͎͉̤̘̯͍̤̮͚̹̼̫̟͔̈ͥ̋ͥ̅̚U̶̡̪̯͓̲͇͓̳͖̹͍̯͔̱̥͉͛ͪͤ̐̽̅͜ͅͅA̵̴ͮͮ̌͒͡҉̥̹̬̞̥̮̱̻̯̹̥͙̳̺͍̹L̢͎͈͙̭̤͇͖̟̹͍̘̭̫̝̱͍̝̭̉̄ͮ̈̌ͣͪ̀͘͟͡ͅI̸̷͕͓͙̝̣͈̘̹͍̥̠͙͎̠̩̥̥̘̓ͥͥ̀́̋͛ͫ͗̄͂ͥ̇̆ͤ̑ͣ̇ͩ̕͠T̶̵̠͈̯̬̗͚͓̲͇̝̯͈͍̃̽͊̏͞ͅͅY̶̨̠͙̩ͫͨ̓̄ͣ̽͌͗ͥ̈̇͊͛͡ ̵̡̨̧̛͖̪̞͍̪͉̪ͣ͂ͥ̂ͭͭ̊ͨ̽̑͐̽̚ͅI̸̛̜͔͉̦̤̱̗̩̙ͥ̂ͦ̏̇̈́ͤ̍̓̅̃̄ͭ͛͋̂̅͠S̴̢̡̳͉̥̙̜̜͇̰̘̮̙̬̯̮̬̠ͧ̓͆̈̎ͩ͛͋̈̀͒́͡ ̶̟̝̠͚̗̜̣̘̘̯͓͎̼̹̼̜͖̒͑͑̿́̒ͯͮ̽̽̾̃͂ͨ̚̚͜ͅO̫̲͔̲̞̤̦̲̮̘̮̟̼͛ͦͦ̅̈͊̏̀̆̀ͨ͌ͮ̎̒͂͌ͦ̅̀͢Ũ̵̶̮̖̼̮̹͉̻̻̝̖̯̎̄͛͠͠R̶̶̡̝͙̥͕̗̩̯ͤ͒̐̒̽͛̓͗͌̉ͥͣ̃͒ͯ͢ ̴̰͉͉̩̹̖̩̠̼̠̐̽ͤ̂̀̄ͮ̍͛̿̀̕͢͞ͅR̶̢̳͎̰̼ͬ̆͗ͬ̒ͣ͂͗̌͋̿͛͑͂̇̌ͨ̍̀͝E̼̝̰̱̺͓̗͖̟̲̜͕̺̘̟͓̠̘̎ͪͫͩ͌̀̕͢͜C̛̛̩͉̖̳̩̄̍͋͗͑͗̍̉̚Iͦͬ̈́̿̂̔ͤ̑͛ͬ̆́͟͏̶̻͓̠̰̹̘͙̬̗͓̺͎͟P̴̢͌͛̓́̍̆̇ͧͭͮͫ̋̿ͤ҉̤̳͈̮̗̗̳̫͚̪̣̜̟̮̤̥͈ͅȨ̵̪̝̼̳͍̤̠͖͔̪͕̭͔͇͇̩̔ͮ̅̿ͯ͛͗̑̀͡͡

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    @someones.therapist

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    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Tell me you're rich without saying you're rich*: my horse's bowl is a Porsche

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have been in college for almost four years, and I have no debts."

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a horsepower joke in there somewhere.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticker on rump: "My other horse is a 2 million dollar thoroughbred"

    justagirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's where the horsepower comes from?

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many horsepower????? One. One???? Well, that's all I can feed from it. Ba-dum-tiss.

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    #65

    @iam.tired.ok

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day is starting off… that’s it. It just is

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that, after getting up without enough sleep.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bags are so weak you might as well do this.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that make me laugh so much? I don't understand...

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    #66

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That day, Petey the Pelican learned a valuable lesson. Capybaras may swim, but they are NOT fish!

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen the video, that bird really is making an honest-to-gosh effort to eat that little Cappy. Little disturbing, really 😅

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def a more than you can chew situation

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I'm not part of the fare.

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    #67

    @dont.happy.lol

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    Green Machine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is art. A little unsettling, but still art.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it that it's odd that I'm not bothered at all?

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine coming home to that.

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    #68

    @please.hesitate

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    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, this was clearly done on purpose. So not just an idiot, an inconsiderate, internet-karma-seeking moronic idiot whose mummy and daddy never gave them attention...

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is both a moron and a jerk.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, what do I do know..."

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, you wouldn't expect it to be wet as it doesn't really look different and the mistake is by the workers who didn't corden it off.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. Poor guy. They probably said, "Sure. It's probably dry enough."

    MilaFi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably an honest mistake, I'm sure he didn't want to ruin his bike. Maybe there were no signs or he missed them.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy, his bike is ruined now. I don't suppose it's possible he just didn't notice that the concrete was wet? Because I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have deliberately ruined an expensive and useful personal vehicle just to mess with wet concrete that can be easily and cheaply fixed...

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    #69

    @in.dog.years_

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the curious among you, this is a horse stable in Dubai.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a group of horses opened their own bank they did a very good job of running it, and within a few months they were making hay.

    Bitemabum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Clydesdale Bank in Scotland

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate universe where horses run the Stock Exchange:

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they’re staffing a hotel reception.

    Liv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they also have soft bedding waiting for them!

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a waste, and outside the stable is a family who would go through the horse waste to find a meal.

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention Melbourne horses, you aren't getting this from Gayle or anyone, think you better protest your conditions!

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    #71

    @someones.therapist

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad. I have known people so addicted that while they are on oxygen, succumbing to small cell carcinoma they still need to light one up.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost my aunt to COPD 3 years ago. She smoked 2 and a half packs a day while on oxygen for the last 5 years of her life. It was so sad. She just couldn't quit no matter what.

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that's from my neck of the woods, Romania. What a mad lad.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice ... when trying to quit . 3 days is the physical withdrawal. If you get sick enough to not smoke for 3 days ( flu , pneumonia) For the love of yourself DO NOT LIGHT UP. I tried for years, and did not have the will power. 10 years ago I got sick and have not had a cig since. Yes I crave, but it was not the physical need.

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I successfully quit many times. It was staying quit that was the problem. I've been quit more than a decade, but sometimes I still consider picking up butts off the ground.

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    Whodathunkit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next level- smoking through a trach

    oli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one before eugh dhqsdc 🧟‍♂️

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    #72

    @sorryimlateok

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you can also do is just put one hand round the back edge and use it as a mask/shield to stop the clippers (in your other hand) from going too high...

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats what I do and I get compliments on my hair style

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    Tyler B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually not a bad idea

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just ask the person taking the picture to do it

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, it ain’t that hard. You just need a hand held mirror

    #73

    @please.hesitate

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    Green Machine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn JibJab, that's heavy.... can I have my hot dog now?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing I needed, someone to point out that I am responsible for my existential crisis, I’m eating elsewhere dammit

    MoreDogsPlz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...I just wanted a hot dog...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *mental image of Jacob Marley appearing to Scrooge"

    Cassandra Wilson
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get mustard with that?

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, chains such as addiction to fast food ...

    Yakisoba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for a hot dog, not something to make me question things

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    #74

    @in.dog.years_

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they'd give those robots heads. It might make them marginally less creepy.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With no head, my brain understands it as just another tool. With a head, I dunno how I'd feel but it definitely would not be better.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t let him P on that pole.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google up Boston Dynamics DARPA. (I apologize for any resultant loss of sleep, lol)

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude come with me when I walk robo-dog. You’ll never believe what it poops

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a dog where you don't have to pick up the dog poop anymore. But also not enough floof unfortunately.

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    #75

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how fish are usually transported to new homes.

    Chris Pool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groucho: where is the h.e.l.l. is my mustache?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grumpy, but still adorable.

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    #76

    @keep.talking.im

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave the builder was sick and tired of Graham the architect designing buildings while on the piss.

    Jiboo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the inside!

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so this is where the spare windows go?

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the time that Bob the Builder just couldn’t build it.

    San.adam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor strange lives here?🤔

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This house wants to uninvite you personally.

    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know doc, I've been getting headaches ever since my neighbours built their house.

    Suutashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell do you even clean some of those?!

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    #77

    @in.dog.years_

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, it was the only one in the fridge - heavy sigh

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buff the piece that's in the cap so it wouldn't be sharp and wear that thang as a ring

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sieve and drink it anyway

    Potato Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sign that we gotta drink it all in one go!

    #78

    @philosophy_lol

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot air balloon acrobatics.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://lasvegassun.com/news/2015/sep/25/upside-down-hot-air-balloon-over-las-vegas-turns-h/

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The final boss of Balloonfest '86.

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    #79

    @please.hesitate

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't waste food

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be picking popcorn out of all of their orifices for months! They don't make floss for that!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got diarrhoea just from looking at this picture.

    April Royal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pure genius, Real Genius,,,,the movie with Val Kilmer.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why haven't I decorated my bedroom in popcorn?

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    @allofyourproblemsever

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    #81

    @happy.sisyphos

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than what’s in my wallet!! They don’t call me dusty pockets for nothing

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy had a choice on nuggets: gold or chicken... smh

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who says money has no smell?

    #82

    @allofyourproblemsever

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is electrocution waiting to happen. What is this guy thinking?!

    oli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One morning i wake up like that... my bed was floating in the room... The worse inside that is that the fuses had not turned of and the ground sockets continued to walk!

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, totally come over, I've got an indoor pool too!

    CousinFish
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About to be live action of the show he's searching - the Big Bang Theory

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    #83

    @in.dog.years_

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skilz bro!! Mad skilz

    Vic D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi-tasking, next they are going to put a broom up his ass so he can sweep the floor at the same time.

    oli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said man can't do 2 things at time?

    #84

    @whyfallinlove.lol

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what they put on the wheels of F1 cars at Monza Circuit. True fact.

    Tyler B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh...I'm sure they won't notice.