“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

Cats should be indoors ONLY, especially places where coyotes live! I live in Coyote Central and my two kitties are indoors only. I had an outdoors cat when I was a kid because my mom would not allow pets in my house, and I literally lived in fear daily that she was going to get eaten by a coyote or hit by a car and I'd NEVER KNOW because she'd just disappear.

I'm with his daughter. Shelter cats have no idea how to defend themselves in the wild, especially with coyotes etc! This guy should be *banned* from getting shelter cats.

Well, I mean, that's exactly what he is doing - f**k that guy!

My mother told a somewhat similar story. Someone she knows got new cats to replace the lost ones. I asked where she lives and I stated that there are sightings of lynx in the area. So the woman fed the lynx.

Friendly reminder that outdoor cats live half as long as purely indoor cats. Keeping your cats indoors also prevents them from contributing to the extinction of many species of songbirds.

Hey Mike, have you bothered to inform the shelter? I think they'd like to know about this, don't you? Although, this doesn't sound like a real animal shelter because this guy should've raised a couple red flags by now.

Tell the shelter so they stop adopting to him. Indoor cats live longer.

And the shelter keeps giving them to him?!?!

The shelters around here charge over $100 to adopt an animal. I'd like to think that would have stopped this guy.

Right now here in North Ga. We have a coyote problem. We as humans have destroyed their natural habitats to make more room for humans that have no more regard for wildlife or their habitats. All the wild predators are moving into the cities and suburbs, like humans did. Yet, many of these humans still like to think their kitties and small dogs are safe outside from being attacked and likely eaten by these predators! They just want to complain and get them killed! I would love to tell them just how many rats and mice they eat snd that if they were killed off, those rodents would all come right back to our trash and messes we create... Seemingly just for them!

He’s not wrong.

I literally started tearing up after reading this. What a horrible thing to do

and at that human society keep giving those cats to this man? No light-bulb moment there?

Some people don't deserve pets.

Just don’t know how to respond. Animal abuse? Bylaw enforcement? Idiot?

That os some expensive coyote food then.

REALLY? Notify all area shelters NOT to let this IDIOT to adopt any more cats!

This is funny and sad at the same time. Save a cat keep them inside. Of course they could just be running off

I don't like a shelter that just gives this person a new cat, without bothering to find out what happened to the last one.

That's horrible!

This makes me want to cry too. That's so sad!

Well that’s call of nature

Dude, no. Not okay.

He should just live trap Feral cats....

Dude has a pet coyote and doesn't even know it.

The shelter doesn't find anything suspicious? They don't bother to investigate if he's an animal hoarder buying a new cat every two weeks?

Nasty man. No regard for life! Or his daughters' feelingsb

F****r. Keep the cats indoors if he really cared about the cats.

Poor child.

I think I have heard a similar story, only this one involved Florida Man, alligators, and fluffy dogs.

Chaotic... nautral...?

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Coyotes gotta eat.