This Twitter Account Is Dedicated To Showcasing All The ‘Crap On LinkedIn’ And Here’s 40 Of The Best Finds
If you've ever used LinkedIn out of necessity but thought it was a shallow dump of disreputable content, this Twitter account is for you. Crap On LinkedIn is dedicated to exposing all the lies, toxic-positivity, and straight-up fiction they find on the platform, and they've been making quite a name for themselves recently doing it, too.
"I used to work in sales and we would always share cringy posts around the team," Kirsty Callaghan, founder of RicochetB2B and the main person behind Crap On LinkedIn, told Bored Panda. "We would always wonder why there wasn't [at the time] an online curation of these posts so I put a Twitter account together. It was quite tough finding the posts to share regularly but now we have dozens of suggestions daily from our audience."
Continue scrolling and check out some of the best (or worst?) posts they have tweeted so far.
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LinkedIn was launched in 2003, and Callaghan has also used it. Mainly, for networking and job hunting. "I find it to be quite a poor platform, personally, considering the rich data opportunities on offer. For example, when it was bought by Microsoft, I was convinced they were going to add some feature rich CRM based tools where you could record calls, conversations and information about connections in real time... It still hasn't been done. The advertising is also hugely expensive and judging by the ads I see, really poorly targeted."
To Callaghan, crap on LinkedIn is anything that's blatantly dishonest. Think heart-warming recruitment stories where a company hires someone with no skills just because they showed up dripping wet from the rain because they couldn't afford a car. Or posts that are irrelevant in a business environment -- like how cool someone's kid is. As Callaghan put it, all children are amazing, there's no need to make up a story about how they started a business at 4 years old selling lemonade to show off how great your parenting is. Finally, engagement bait. Like tacky videos of a robot built 10 years ago or a cute dog linked to some tedious business analogy.
In my reading, the tall ones are the stupidly optimistic that believe the plan cannot fail; shorty goes "well but did you check (...)?"
"LinkedIn is unfortunately a really boring platform content-wise," Callaghan said. "While people are scrolling around it, they're looking for stuff that's a bit different that they can engage with. There are tons of blogs online telling you how to use the LinkedIn algorithm to your benefit which certainly doesn't help. Things like long, spaced out posts improve a reader's engagement because they're scrolling through it which in turn improves the visibility to other people."
"Hey Bill, how's you and the wife?" *Stares* tick...tick...tick...tick *still staring* ...30 seconds... "Good, Tim!"
Yeah, you'd really start to think Bill had some kind of cognitive difficulty if he just stared at you for even 5 seconds without responding.
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This is actually a tactic as an auditor, but not for 30 seconds. If your asking someone a tough question just be quite and let them do the talking. Most of the time they'll let the truth slip because silence makes people nervous.
People will walk away thinking you are retarded or mute. 30 seconds is long enough to sing Happy Birthday. Twice.
I spent far too long with a BF who thought it was clever of him to answer any question from a stranger at a social gathering with, "Why do you ask?" Offputting, obviously. Flaming narcissist.
Or it makes you look like an idiot who can’t quickly answer a basic question. “ Or so I’m told “. By who, an unemployable mute?
decline to speak first. lower your voice to create a position of power. leave the room unexpectedly. change the location at the last second.
Now I know why I've been asked such idiotic questions in the i interviews I've had . . . they're being asked by MORONS.
this guy in a roast battle: (his opponent:)"you are so dumb, you have to take 60 seconds just to process a single word !" him: *waits 30 seconds* "actually it's 30 seconds, b*tch"
He looks like the token douche on every season of The Apprentice
When you're a solicitor it's just so you can charge your client more.
Callaghan also pointed out that LinkedIn users tend to copy/paste post templates or just the exact same content that they saw viral on the platform, making it so inauthentic, repetitive and cringy.
"People really don't need to resort to posting 'Crap on LinkedIn' to get engagement. How many of those likes and comments result in a sell for that poster? Always ask yourself 'Is this really braggy?' 'Is this false?' 'Do my buyers care about this?' and delete where appropriate," Callaghan added. "In the meantime, if you see your post appear on our feed – take it as a lesson, be a good sport and have a nice day."
What face? The filtered photoshopped face or the natural "this is how I look in reality" face?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brain, but what are we going to do with 6 billion payment cards?"
He's Ferrari-adjacent at best... If I make a photo of me next to the Statue of Liberty, do you assume it's my statue? So how does this suggest he's even allowed to drive it (rent, lease, borrow)?
Fall 7x get up 8x... He counts getting up in the morning as his main achievement! I'm with him.
Maybe he deleted his own account after spotting the verb "Marketing" in the title...
It's probably for some diseased firm that has its essential documents (employee handbook? contracts? investor report?) in .ppt format.
I'm surprised he wasn't disappointed that LA didn't die just after he successfully poached them and could charge his original client 2x, for both placing his shortlived #1 and then his #2 candidate.
How is 1.52 = 7.5% of 279.78? [And if total tax is truly 1$ out of 200$ then there's little wonder why it's a dystopian wasteland.]
So Linked In is actually just another social media site where people can display their stupidity.
So I can't read any books anymore until I have transformed into a vampire and sucked the blood out of countless virgins? Bummer....
Strange, because when people over 50 apply for a job, the companies tell them the exact opposite..
You'd be surprised how many times you get conned if you treat everyone like they are the CEO of your favorite company.
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This isn't even the worst stuff on LinkedIn. There's a huge industry of "coaching" which is pseudo science mixed with fortune cookie wisdom all packaged up by talentless charlatans to take advantage of people in desperate need of guidance and support in their professional lives. They flood LinkedIn with these posts in the hope of scamming some cash from them. Most of the other posts are "that happened" humble brag asshats who say stuff like..."I had an interview today.....the candidate was nervous....because she was actually a talking goat....i didn't care...i hired her on the spot...good managers don't judge a candidate by their species...agree?" Eughhhh.
Actually, a talking goat would've been an improvement on some people I've worked for. And with.
I think I just found my calling...
Kinda late on this one, but seeing "I hired her on the spot" makes be go slightly ballistic. The term for it is Olegism.
LinkedIn is merely good for managing a network. All else is superfluous. And it is a bad idea to accept requests from people you have not heard of, even if they are connected to a person you know.
I hate entrepreneurship arrogance enough already. I don’t mean ANY person who starts a business. I mean THOSE types. You know. These people in this list. I couldn’t even get through even a quarter of this awful list. It’s just too fucking embarrassing for humanity.
I like your posts. You speak your mind and it's refreshing :)
Lauren Caswell yes
Linked In sucks anyway, but ... what are these people talking about? "Look, I gave my Ferrari to a homeless guy with one leg, and he smiled and gave it back, he can't drive it ... why are you totally superior?" ... what a crap...
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B-b-bird what
B-b-bird lol
Tisharni Barlow yes
LinkedIn is like, the Facebook of entrepreneurs.
We live in a world of people trying to create superhuman selves on social media, and basing their worth on likes and followers. It's tragic. I'm so glad I'm too old for all that shit! (Now upvote me, quickly!)
Knew it was useless when the basis was lying...so and so suggested you for linked in.
Former employer put everyone on Linkedin without their permission. Using our resumes and filling in any details he didn't know with his fantasies. The women got so many contacts from creeps it was not funny.
Elis James & John Robins would have loved these. Come on, someone out there must be on email! 🤗
Ive been on linkedin for a long time, but I never really use it other than a way for people I know to keep in touch when I used to lived in different places in the world. It was a bit better then, until linkedin became stupid and offered me up to complete strangers to link up with for whom I had no connection. It was very unprofessional for them to do it. Now its being taken over by virtue signalling people who think they are more special than others with the occasional scandal such as charlotte proudman career destroying move whilst being a hypocrite( no wonder the press went after her). Linkedin is becoming another version of facebook...
Everything on it is hypocrisy.
I liked this post because it was thought-provoking without being some politicized bullshit. Meaning it was stuff that anyone can relate to.
I read a couple dozen of these and they range from kinda dorky/tone deaf to actual good advice. I don't get why someone would call these people out publicly if they think the posts are cringey. That's just mean spirited.
This isn't even the worst stuff on LinkedIn. There's a huge industry of "coaching" which is pseudo science mixed with fortune cookie wisdom all packaged up by talentless charlatans to take advantage of people in desperate need of guidance and support in their professional lives. They flood LinkedIn with these posts in the hope of scamming some cash from them. Most of the other posts are "that happened" humble brag asshats who say stuff like..."I had an interview today.....the candidate was nervous....because she was actually a talking goat....i didn't care...i hired her on the spot...good managers don't judge a candidate by their species...agree?" Eughhhh.
Actually, a talking goat would've been an improvement on some people I've worked for. And with.
I think I just found my calling...
Kinda late on this one, but seeing "I hired her on the spot" makes be go slightly ballistic. The term for it is Olegism.
LinkedIn is merely good for managing a network. All else is superfluous. And it is a bad idea to accept requests from people you have not heard of, even if they are connected to a person you know.
I hate entrepreneurship arrogance enough already. I don’t mean ANY person who starts a business. I mean THOSE types. You know. These people in this list. I couldn’t even get through even a quarter of this awful list. It’s just too fucking embarrassing for humanity.
I like your posts. You speak your mind and it's refreshing :)
Lauren Caswell yes
Linked In sucks anyway, but ... what are these people talking about? "Look, I gave my Ferrari to a homeless guy with one leg, and he smiled and gave it back, he can't drive it ... why are you totally superior?" ... what a crap...
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B-b-bird what
B-b-bird lol
Tisharni Barlow yes
LinkedIn is like, the Facebook of entrepreneurs.
We live in a world of people trying to create superhuman selves on social media, and basing their worth on likes and followers. It's tragic. I'm so glad I'm too old for all that shit! (Now upvote me, quickly!)
Knew it was useless when the basis was lying...so and so suggested you for linked in.
Former employer put everyone on Linkedin without their permission. Using our resumes and filling in any details he didn't know with his fantasies. The women got so many contacts from creeps it was not funny.
Elis James & John Robins would have loved these. Come on, someone out there must be on email! 🤗
Ive been on linkedin for a long time, but I never really use it other than a way for people I know to keep in touch when I used to lived in different places in the world. It was a bit better then, until linkedin became stupid and offered me up to complete strangers to link up with for whom I had no connection. It was very unprofessional for them to do it. Now its being taken over by virtue signalling people who think they are more special than others with the occasional scandal such as charlotte proudman career destroying move whilst being a hypocrite( no wonder the press went after her). Linkedin is becoming another version of facebook...
Everything on it is hypocrisy.
I liked this post because it was thought-provoking without being some politicized bullshit. Meaning it was stuff that anyone can relate to.
I read a couple dozen of these and they range from kinda dorky/tone deaf to actual good advice. I don't get why someone would call these people out publicly if they think the posts are cringey. That's just mean spirited.