“Corporate Cringe”: 30 Of The Best Workplace Memes And Posts Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page
Life can be so overbearingly busy that sometimes it feels like there's simply no time to catch our breath. From the moment our mothers held us for the first time to our mature adulthood – we're constantly occupied by the responsibilities of our existence.
We're always told to do well at school, to go to college and finish a decent major that'll allow us to live more freely. We think that our parents' nagging is the worst thing in the world and that our suffering will come to an end as soon as we become more independent – yet once we step into that 9 to 5 life, all we want is to experience the carefreeness once again.
Many folks thrive in the corporate environment – however, some find it a little too burdensome. Well, turns out there's an Instagram account called "Corporate Cringe" that focuses on creating very relatable work memes that might help to brighten up those gloomy office days. The page has over 21.5K followers, 109 posts, and Bored Panda has gathered a few of their best ones.
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Its messed up how parts of society label people. (Not all of society though)
You're paying me for my work. You want loyalty, pay me for that as well.
Capitalism requires massive unemployment. Labor must always be a buyer's market, the more desperate the better.
This realization has only really hit me recently because it's the first time in my life where I've seen the situation flipped on a large scale. I've seen it flip in my province before, and in fact during oil booms that situation is almost just normal. It's weird to see the same thing happen on a continent-wide scale, particularly because in the case of oil boom labour shortages, the oil companies most in need of unskilled labour paid their workers obscene amounts. I met a couple who collectively, both working in the oil patch with nothing but high school diplomas, were making 350,000 CAD a year. Sure, it caused the prices of everything in that region to rise, but that didn't have a spillover effect to the rest of the economy, so far as I saw. "Just pay your workers more" didn't result in runaway price increases anywhere other than in the housing market where the workers were needed. Most people were fly-in for this reason.
Load More Replies...It's even more bizarre that people who say that they'll quit their job for a better paying one get scolded on BP for being disloyal and ungrateful to their current employer. Brainwashing was successful in the greatest country in the world.
Not saying you're wrong, but I don't recall seeing anyone on BP getting scolded for quitting for a higher paying job. To the contrary, it seems like responses range from "well, duh" to "good for you."
Load More Replies...Hmmm in my area if you find a better job everyone is just happy for you.
One of my previous employers referred to us as “human capital” meaning we were just a commodity to them.
It's no secret that everyone would be much more satisfied if they ditched their ordinary routines, took off and flew somewhere to sip cocktails full-time. But sadly, not a lot of us can organize something like that, as we're quite literally tied to our responsibilities.
We're taught to strive to achieve the best to eventually get hired at a company that'll completely burn us out, both mentally and physically, but will promise to somehow compensate with its great pay. Most of us are already familiar with that "corporate world is bad" narrative – I mean, not a lot of folks enjoy being awakened at such an early hour to have to fight the traffic to get to the place where you get treated rather poorly by your self-centered boss.
Ouch! In Ohio it’s $9.30, our daughter works behind the ice cream bar, she makes full minimum wage and up to $50 in tips for 4 hours. I almost wonder if she will make less when/if she is “promoted” to server.
Load More Replies...Working for any endeavor in which you don't have at least partial ownership is, by definition, being paid less than the value of your labor.
Depends on the burgers-I don’t want thin greasy ones with wilted soggy lettuce, half a thin slice of tomato, a lot of sauce, and nasty sweet tasting soggy bread…I like burger that have thick patties, good bread, all the veggie toppings are thick and crunchy, and good cheese that isn’t just plain salty American cheese
While it's significantly important to maintain a good work culture, a lot of jobs still struggle with unhealthy environments. Even nowadays employees get discriminated against left, right and center, whether that's based on their gender, race, age, disability or any other aspects – it's quite common for people not to feel included and appreciated.
Moreover, many companies stick to this fake tale and advertise themselves as "families" where, in fact, half of the office is filled with ill-mannered and backstabbing people that'll use any opportunity to throw each other under the bus. It seems that this toxic competitiveness is really useless and is not helping anyone, so why are so many people this bad at collaborating with each other?
Psssst, I hear you're looking to bring back the dead, I can help, cash in hand only.
Load More Replies...Doctors' offices do this too!! Ask me for a copy of my insurance card then ask me to fill out all the information on the blank form. Grrr!
If your resume isn't laid out "correctly" (i.e. in the way the automated systems like) then the information cannot be picked out to fill in the fields. This could be a sign that you need to restructure your resume so that it is easier for recruitment systems to search through.
Your resume, however laid out, should be just fine! You shouldn't have to fill the entire enchilada in on some stupid-ass form. When I was job-hunting, this peed me off so badly, I contemplated not applying for jobs that made me do this. If my resume ain't good enough for you, then bugger all.
Load More Replies...Because we do need clowns in our circus of monkeys working for peanuts.
I hate that. I've heard of people going through seven or eight rounds of interviews, and it's not even for some high up position. Absolutely absurd.
I click out of anything that makes me take a quiz as part of the application process. If multiple degrees, 12 years of experience after graduation, and a total of 20+ years working in my field in one form or another isn't enough, they can F right off. SMH
It used to be, before businesses started demanding college education for jobs that in no way require it.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of my brother-in-law. He wanted a new position at the company he works at. He's been there for a few years and he has the skills needed to get the position... but it would be easier for him to quit and reapply for that job than to go through the "training" they wanted him to go to... So he got a new job.
Yeap! I had to do an "Intelligence" test with all sorts of insane maths and logic etc. And s video interview. At the end of the exam you get an in-depth analysis of your skills etc. I did really well, better than over 86% of all the people who took the exam. I didn't get the job. What was the job fo you ask? Walking around Helsinki relocating electric scooters into better locations. I'm still in shock over the entire process for such s simple and laid back job. Plot twist, I then Interviewed with a different company that offered a much better job and higher pay within the same field: electronic mobility. I got the job. On the same day I also found out that 3 universities offered me a place of study. Self-worth restored
My issue with this is that, depending on the position, going through that much interviewing and testing is needed. I've been on the other side of this where people will apply for jobs they have no skill or experience in. Skills that are highly critical to preforming the job. They lie on their resumes or think the similar titles are enough. Again, for some positions. Its completely unreasonable to expect this for ALL positions.
I can see that being an issue...the thing that gets me is when your work does all this screening and testing and they still end up hiring a completely unqualified idiot.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda has reached out to the creator of the page and asked them to reveal what inspired them to make the account: “It was my short and terrible stint at PwC. I was there for about a year and a half but it felt like five. It was my first job out of college and I absolutely dreaded my existence there. The new job charm quickly wore off and I was thrown into my first busy season averaging 60-70 hour weeks for about 4 months straight. I'd wake up at 5 AM, and be back home by 8 PM. If I was lucky, I'd have 30 minutes to myself to eat dinner, watch a show, and then immediately go to bed to repeat the next day."
In other countries: "Do you really want to get fined for contacting me during my day off? "
Pro tip: turn on airplane mode on days off. The phone won't ring on their end leaving them to believe that you're in an area without coverage.
I would hope many businesses have a list or know of employees that are willing to pick up shifts if they are available. My 15 year old would probably gladly pick up a shift if she was asked and was available. Once she is driving or is older, maybe she wouldn’t.
The boss asked why I didn't answer the phone on my day off. I said "I have caller ID".
It would be okay if they actually paid me for that time, like their own policies say they should.
Only time I have ever contacted an employee on his day off was when I really needed a file to get a time critical job done and I couldn't find where he had saved it. He didn't have to log on, he just told me the folder it was in, but I was very apologetic for having to disturb his personal time.
"The work environment was also very clearly not suited to my personality or lifestyle at all. I'm a more introverted and private person, especially in the workplace. I also enjoy drawing a fine line in the sand regarding my personal life and work life. The problem was that the work environment encouraged and unofficially demanded employees blend the two together and be BFFs with each other inside and outside the workplace and share everything about each other. I thought this was incredibly intrusive and my coworkers would constantly share things that were uncomfortable to hear at work.”
It's nothing to brag about. Unless I really want to keep going with something I'm working on, I'm signing off promptly at quitting time.
BP then wondered whether the author has an opinion as to why the corporate life tends to be so toxic, to which they said: "I don't want to say ALL corporate life is toxic, because there are definitely some companies that actually get it and I was fortunate enough to work for one. I think what leads to a lot of the toxicity that we see in corporate life stems from the fact that a majority of people (mostly the older generations) tie their purpose solely to their employment. Work is their life and their personality. Take away their job and they genuinely wouldn't know what to do or who they are. So because their purpose is their job, any little thing that can be perceived as a "threat" to their job is responded to with hostility. If there are faults, they take it as a personal failing both in and outside the workplace, which I think is incredibly foolish as your work does NOT define who you are."
We're all in this together. So we'll take you out of this situation by laying all of you off.
Certainly. An alcoholic family with a psychotic abusive parent responsible only to the other psychotic abusive parents.
But they always get every holiday off, too...then send condescending "thank you for all you do" messages to the ones working.
Another word a lot of corporations use is culture. Translated,it means BS.
"For example, a bright-eyed college grad comes in and starts questioning the way the company does things, and that there are better ways of doing them. I'm sure a lot of readers would agree with me saying that a lot of the time this results in painting a target on your back because now you're 'threatening' the way people have done their jobs for years. Then their ego kicks in, and if done by enough people in positions of power, it leads to a toxic workplace whether they intended that or not. These higher ups have a superiority complex and genuinely see themselves as 'above' you. Not in the workplace, but also life as well. What they don't understand is that a job is simply a means to an end. We work to live, not live to work. Once people stop living to work and start detaching their purpose and personalities from their jobs, we will see a paradigm shift in how society at large views work in our lives."
ya know, $20/hr might seem pretty nice to someone who has never broken the $10/hr barrier, but that's hard to live on too.
I read that the fight for $15 minimum wage has been going on so long that it's not a living wage anymore. It's the same in the UK. Minimum wage just rose to £9.50 but it's not a living wage.
Load More Replies...I was the only part time employee. I was called to the office to ask why things weren't getting done. When I explained the department manager and her full time friend left the department as soon as I arrived leaving everything to me. He told me it took teamwork to get things done. I agreed. He repeated himself with emphasis as if I needed to make it happen. When I suggested he tell my department manager, he said that I was part of team suggesting it was up to me to fix it. What an idiot. I walked out and never went back. What he wasn't smart enough to realize, I wasn't afraid of him, nor did I need the job.
Has it never crossed the mind of those efficient people that you can refuse rewards and tone down the efficiency?
Or find a job where efficiency is actually rewarded. In my job (which required a 2-year diploma from a polytechnic), I mostly set my own schedule and the more work I get done, the more I get paid.
Load More Replies...I work in oncology and as a nurse, I feel this whenever I go to work. From the MD and the NP, wanting me to take care of a specific patient because they trust me more. Or my supervisor putting a student with me. I even had a nurse (interested in our unit) shadow me a few days ago. When I asked why I always seem to be the "chosen one", I get told, Kim we trust you. That should make you feel special. Don't you feel special? No, I don't. The same work ethic should be expected from everyone that works on this unit, especially the other nurses. Plus, I'm not getting paid any extra to do all this "special" work!! Unlike what others have suggested in the comments, being inefficient in my job could kill someone.
I've heard that you never let them know how much you know. This is so true. The slackers and whiners get all the breaks.
Of course, not every organization struggles with such a harmful system. However, what needs to be understood is that people don't hate working – people hate the unsuitable environment that messes with their needs. Everyone deserves to be respected, especially at a place that takes up a good amount of our time. Some employees choose to treat their jobs a little more passionately than others, for instance, folks refuse to have families simply because they've decided that they want to dedicate their lives to their careers, but it might be not as rewarding knowing that your workplace practices an aggressive environment.
Thankfully, these days, many companies are becoming more and more self-aware of their toxicity. Employers are doing their best to have an extra wholesome and inviting work culture that'll allow people to feel safe and appreciated. After all, we're all human beings and it doesn't matter how big our professional roles are, as we all deserve to be respected equally.
At least they have cubicles and not the hell of the "open office" setup where your every move can be watched.
Yep. If this were the culture I'd go back! It's not even the being watched, it's the being interrupted. From every direction. Hearing all phone conversations (often both sides because some people still haven't worked out that the phone receiver does the work of amplifying the voice and you dont need to shout). Hearing the sales team's bloody music and closing bell because our open office has HR, Finance and Sales all sharing the same floor plate. No - a cubicle farm would be an UPGRADE.
Load More Replies...HATED the corporate world after many years. Meetings, buzzwords, have to wear a suit and tie, no visible tattoos, blah blah blah. Now I wear jeans and hi-viz to work, tattoos everywhere, chill AF.
Seriously, why do they want you back to the office? When possible, homeworking is a total win-win!!!
I’ve said this before but if a CEO doesn’t have people in the office sucking up to him, is he really a CEO?
They actually said "Try to think outside the box" as they put me in my box.
not gonna lie I'd love my own cubicle, at home too much stuff distracts me
Lastly, we asked the Corporate.Cringe creator to give some advice to those who still practice an unhealthy environment in their workplaces: "If we're talking about leadership, it should be incredibly obvious yet it somehow needs to be shouted from the rooftops: listen to your employees. Your employees build the product/service, sell it, and support it. Listen to their concerns and just be empathetic. Have them know they are being heard and that their results matter. Vast majority of the workforce is not happy with their jobs, and the mentality should no longer be, 'you should be grateful for a paycheck, suck it up'. So figure out why."
"If we're talking about other staff, get off your high horses. You're not special because you're so desperately gunning for that promotion. You're willingly exploiting yourself for it and also dragging everyone else down with you because you're normalizing exploitation, an unfortunate spiral downwards with no end. If you're not in a position of authority, then stop acting like it and bossing your direct peers around. Rather work with your peers and lift each up for success in the company or even in another company."
I once sent an email to HR to tell them to stop sending me these emails as I had been in a marriage to an alcoholic for too many years and all the drinking seemed to start at his office events. mental note folks - worked like a charm.
America has abandoned its mentally ill to die on its streets in order to provide an example for workers considering disobedience.
Team building events are like getting pizza for making the company millions, instead of a raise.
Who knows whether the corporate world will ever lose its negative title and whether workplaces will ever be filled with humble higher-ups that will not only care about their own profit, but also about the comfort and the happiness of the people within their teams. However, since things are only starting to improve and some people are still stuck doing the office jobs they hate, hopefully, this article was able to put a smile on a face or two.
Only in America. In other countries bosses sit down with their employees to make sure they can use all of their PTO for that year.
In BC (because I'm not sure if it is the same across canada), a small percentage of your pay is holiday pay. Either your employer pays it out on your paycheque every payday and it's your responsibility to save or they set it aside for you to draw on when you need to take holidays. But it's your money. It doesn't belong to them and you can use it any time. And if you don't use it, the company can get in trouble (or when you quit they have to pay it out in one giant lump sum). I accidentally had 220 hours of vacation time accrued and HR required me to take 2 weeks off in March so that some of it would get used.
Yes. I had the same experience at a BC grocery store. I just got longer weekends but paid for a whole week.
Load More Replies...So my work just sent out a COMPANY WIDE email announcing that one department got a raise. I am not in that department. I didn't need to know that!
Not true! They'll give us a nice poster about what "Heroes" we are...which makes its all better. *rolls eyes*
Let me explain in one sentence: The only difference between this place and death row is the phone number.
My favorite was hearing "smile with your eyes!!" during the thick of the pandemic. If you actually think I'm smiling under that mask, you're delusional.
It's a photo from the 1980s. Smilies invaded and used mind control to control weak minded people.
Load More Replies...What the eff? Buy a job lot of stones down the garden centre, hand them out as a present? That company is asking to be stoned to death.
At least they were kind enough to supply the ammunition.
Load More Replies...It's... a terrible, useless gift, a bad pun AND an insulting preschool craft. The trifecta!
I hope they threw the rocks at whoever thought that was a good idea 😂
This is quite possibly the most insulting "bonus" I have ever seen. Why not just spit in their faces?! Jesus christ.
They were going to spit in their faces but you know, COVID...
Load More Replies...You should have banded together and pelted the CEO's office with those stones.
"I got a $5/hr bonus for working on weekends/holidays" "I got to work remotely and save money on commuting and childcare expenses" "I got a rock!"
In AZ the max you can get is like $250/week, no matter how much you made/paid into the system. For this specific reason.
Here the problems with "matching their offer to stay". 1-It never should have come to this. The old company should have paid that already. 2- the new company's offer is your starting salary. You will get increased at the next performance review. The old one will take the approach that you already got a raise. 3- between you and your current employer, it's the employer that benefits more when trying to keep you. They don't have to train you and they know your work ethic. They will experience a dip in productivity while the replacement gets up to speed. 4- along that that same line, you already have evidence that they are underpaying you and that the new company values you more.
Me: "If you can match it later, you can match it now. And I'll take that in writing, thanks."
And not fire you once we can hire someone new just to punish you for trying to live a better life!
For the first time in well over a decade, hubby got a bump bigger than the company's idea of COL increase. He was only able to do the level of work he did because he got to work from home. Put that hour and half each way commute back on him and his productivity will go back down.
Instead of bitching about the commute, fricken move closer. Your mad at the company for HIS choice to commute? Ridiculous
Load More Replies...That's why you never look behind always look forward. It's scary back there sometimes.
I am glad they actually passed a law in Colorado requiring the range for jobs here. Employers were NOT happy about it.
IIRC, several companies now pulled their listings for WFH/remote work in Colorado as a result because they don't want to share that. Probably because their wages suck.
Load More Replies...Also add: being loyal, working unpaid overtime, never call in sick and never taking PTO.
Me being given a written warning for not following a non existent procedure.
See also adding paperless systems on top of existing ones because of one manager "who wants the paper trail" and so now you have to do double the work.
I always find it ironic that the required diversity training seems to be pushed down to the production floor (which is pretty diverse) by a management team that is 42 white guys, 3 women, and 1 non-white guy. Maybe it's the folks doing the hiring that need this.
So I know someone who is nuerodivergent and they've been denied jobs because of it
Ugh diversity training for me was awful! The majority of people who had to go through it were mostly gender minorities and non-white (including me, an Asian). Do you want to know what they did? They physically separated us based on race and gender and then we had to hear the people in charge of it (white men mostly) talk about one time that they felt excluded. It was a waste of time and only lead to more discrimination.
Sometimes it is better. My father gets a better one every year. On his 5th year working with his company he got noise canceling wireless earbuds.
That just shows how low expectations are these days. In my previous job, we got goodie bags full of nice food and a nice spa towel or earbuds. The bag was a travel trolley or backpack. Good quality stuff. In my current job, we get 5-11% bonuses and salary increases.
Load More Replies...My ten years at a company, I got a small sticker to place on my nametag so everyone would know I had been there for 10 years. I found another job soon after.
I got a fleece blanket and a steel coffee mug with company logo on them.
My work gave us a dollar raise which sounds decent and they sure felt like they were being generous, but they didn't give us anything for 2020 and so basically a dollar after 2 years is not much higher than it would have been anyway (usually about 30-40 cents a year)
Yeah, we got "I know you accepted 1% raise last year on the proviso that you get 3% raise this year but it's just not happening.
Load More Replies...In my company they said we didn't have enough profits to share with the Profit Sharing funds. But ironically that was after we got all new machines and printers for the whole shop
Is this to remind you to save for a rainy day or a cookie that has been in some warehouse since 1959. I have learned that while a bonus is nice, I have a much deeper appreciation for having the extra effort being recognized when it happens. The extra hours and overtime may be compensated by law, but the fact that employees don't always turn off their brain when they clock out, have some great ideas in the shower and are excited to get to work when treated with the respect they show in their work. Never ask anyone to do a job you won't do yourself. You may learn something. Bend a little and listen. It's insulting have some generic, meaningless trinket bought by the gross.
Unfortunately happens too often in corporations. Thanks God I have a totally different job.
Load More Replies...The only thing that is mandatory after work is going home as fast as you can.
My old job would thank us for hard work with pizza for lunch but then you were expected to work through lunch.
I'm having a mandatory BYOB birthday party will 99¢ cookie (1) will be available for purchase. A sign in sheet will be at the door.
Refuse that is illegal in all states, provinces and the entire UK...
Load More Replies...Bean bag chairs only get paid once. Employees get paid as long as they word
Pizza party for everyone working so hard at QE, don't leave your desks please.
So that the workers have something do to when they finish their work
the new vending machine is useless if everyone is forced to go hungry!
A supervisor told me to stay late -as I was putting on my coat to leave. I said that I had plans and if she had given me prior notice I could make arrangements to help her with *her* project. She started yelling at me! The boss came out, I respectfully restated my stance. The boss was fine with it. The b*tchy supervisor mumbled swear words and slammed her office door. Next day, she told me resolved whatever it was in 10 minutes. I said That's great! I'm really glad I didn't stay late last night. (BTW, I had no plans but refuse to be taken advantage of anymore.)
Sorry, I already logged off and I'm in my car heading home. See you tomorrow.
I'm sorry Sir, you've mistaken me for someone who doesn't give a damn.
I have the most wonderful, close most non-toxic, non-disfunctional family you could imagine. And even I don’t want to work for them.
Load More Replies...When businesses think of themselves as "families," those families are dysfunctional and toxic.
Easy, they don't care about employees. HR's only task is to keep productivity up. Anything interfering with that will be either removed or ignored. "Ok, so the guy grabbed your butt and boobs, but did you know he has the highest turnover of all of your department? That's why we won't fire him."
Load More Replies...Companies want you to believe that your co-workers are your best friends, so you'll feel responsible for them and not take time off, call in sick or quit and leave them behind in the hellhole that you are escaping.
I haven't had a "lunch break" the almost year i have worked here... hmm.
But at least you go home after working 8 hours or less, right? RIGHT???
Load More Replies...Corporate training while you eat. All I'm saying is...better be paid...
Load More Replies...I know, we are all adults and professionals, but we actually had a meeting about being socially nice (which every one normally is) but at some point the good mornings have got to stop
my DAD, i heard his linkedln going off ALL day because he 'couldn't turn off the noise' and he got a new job
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer quits, and then he has to go back to work, and he has to crawl through this tiny doorway, and when he gets to Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns says, "Well, well, well, look who came crawling back to me." Or something like that.
Just like relationships, if it was bad enough to leave, why would you want to go back?
Did that once. Went back to former job and they hadn't even taken me off the payroll yet. Can you start tomorrow?
A person is justified in using or threatening to use deadly force if he or she reasonably believes that using or threatening to use such force is necessary to prevent imminent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the imminent commission of a forcible felony. Unlawful or false imprisonment is a felony.
It's nutrition info for the positive values this person has but I cannot see what it has to do with working or corporate memes or whatever this is
I guess this announcement would be clearer if the company name wasn't censored. If you read Amazon, Apple or the Republican party it becomes hilarious.
As a liberal and a Satanist, I resemble that remark.
Load More Replies...A short story about my life: Working a 12 hour shift but it's really 14
Just to summarize some of what I said above: 1. I don't work weekends. I have coworkers who do, regularly. They are, all of them, still my coworkers, if you understand my point. 2. A job is a job is a job. It pays for your life. It doesn't care about you or your life. 3. Say no. Half of these are people sweating because they're unwilling to say no. Corporate doesn't want to deal with the asspain of hiring and training a new employee just because your manager wanted you to work late and you had plans. Edit: Oh and 4. Don't be that manager. Take care of your people and they'll take care of you.
When did a screenshot of a text-only tweet start being considered a meme?
A short story about my life: Working a 12 hour shift but it's really 14
Just to summarize some of what I said above: 1. I don't work weekends. I have coworkers who do, regularly. They are, all of them, still my coworkers, if you understand my point. 2. A job is a job is a job. It pays for your life. It doesn't care about you or your life. 3. Say no. Half of these are people sweating because they're unwilling to say no. Corporate doesn't want to deal with the asspain of hiring and training a new employee just because your manager wanted you to work late and you had plans. Edit: Oh and 4. Don't be that manager. Take care of your people and they'll take care of you.
When did a screenshot of a text-only tweet start being considered a meme?
