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40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)
The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.
You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.
Don’t forget to upvote your faves and check out our previous coronavirus joke posts here, here, and here.
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Gregg V 5 years ago
Stupid - cough on Bezos, Musk and the billionaires that make thousands of jobs to employ millions of people like you even at McDonalds. FYI - the government is considering this terrorism so go make my day, punk - assuming you could. Idiot and illegal - grow up!
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Sergio Serg 5 years ago
Does anyone have a celebrity house map for Miami? I need to get this collateral testing
Josie Lisette 5 years ago
FOLKS!!, We have to take the quarantine calmly, there are people who are going really crazy. I was just commenting it a while ago to the Microwave and to the Toaster while I had my coffee, and the three of us AGREED. When I wash my clothes I don't tell my Washer anything because everything spins everywhere (gossip). And the refrigerator felt distant and cold. And the toilet takes everything as s**t lol
Peter Rowe 5 years ago
Now that made me giggle a bit/very witty, Good on you, waitin on second instalment lol!
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Susie Harrison 5 years ago
OMGosh, so true!!!! Been sick over a week. Tried to dress up as Tom Hank's to get a test but my boobs got in the way and I got nothing.
Monday 5 years ago
We could be dead and not tested here. There is currently no testing available in my town and doctors don't want you to come down to their office if you suspect you have it. One actually posted on Facebook "90% of you will be fine so just stay home, don't come into my office".
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George Edwards 5 years ago
HOW DO YOU TEST IF THOSE AROUND YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS? One of the early symtoms ofvCoronavirus is the loss of smell and taste. SO FART AND WATCH THE REACTIONS OF THOSE AROUND YOU, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHO TO KERP CLEAR OF 😍🤩😍 LOL
George Edwards 5 years ago
How to Trump the Coronavirus - Do nothing. It will be over by Eastet!!!
Diane Lloyd 5 years ago
I want to know where our governor gets his hair cut 'cause I can't find an open salon to save my life! Things are getting UGLY around here.
Janice Humbertson 5 years ago
While I find this funny, just curious, if you. As an average person, If you had the status and money to get tested- would you use your influence to get it done, or say, no, I want that test to go to someone who needs it more than me?
Bette Noire 5 years ago
Funny, but soooo not true. I know a couple that's filthy rich and they both couldn't get tested. Having money does not buy covid tests nor prevent you from getting sick. We are all in this together, people.
Calypso poet 5 years ago
Seriously, my husband is on his second round of antibiotics in a month, has asthma, no test. I can’t take antibiotics unless it’s serious so I’m hoping my sore throat goes away soon...
pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
Rich or poor, let's not encourage coughing on one another. It's not safe.
Jeff Requier 5 years ago
Its Free to be tested in the US, the part where you will lose money is in being off work if you are sick and what the hospital will charge to fix you.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Free does not equal available. It's not money that's the problem, it's availability.
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Bassem Ben Yahia 5 years ago
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Of course, laughing during a stressful time like this can seem a bit strange. Or even hard to do. But we shouldn’t be afraid of laughing during a crisis. It’s for the best because it helps reduce stress and anxiety.
“Huddling around the radio, so to speak, and listening to the news reports just tends to amplify the scariness of what's going on,” director of the University of Colorado Boulder's Humor Research Lab Dr. Peter McGraw pointed out.
"And a bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself," McGraw said.
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Bobert Robertson 5 years ago (edited)
Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg
He explained that most of us are feeling a lot of uncertainty in our futures because of Covid-19. “One of the challenges that people are having is that the government is asking them to 'socially distance' themselves and that can make life a little bit difficult because one of the great ways to cope with fear and uncertainty is to lean on people that you care about and to communicate with others and to have a strong social support network."
Since going outside and socializing is now out of the question, we’re mostly left with online streaming services, YouTube, and social media to get our fix of humor. However, McGraw warns us that spending too much time on social media right now might be a mistake because “your social media feed is a mess” due to the coronavirus. That’s why he suggests watching professional comedy specials, funny movies, and reading hilarious books.
“I would say turn your phone off, tune in and take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."
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Troux 5 years ago (edited)
Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459
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Mascha Claessens 5 years ago
Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)
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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.
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Tiffany McBride 5 years ago
We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)
Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.
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Mireia Dos 5 years ago
Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Awesome! I want to go exploring for lost stuff in my own home!! I'm serious.
#46
Upside of the pandemic: A new type of visit with my in-laws I can really get on board with
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Do you see any hidden cupboards with long list toilet paper like that one guy?
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
This would make my day if I saw this in the grocery store.
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Brother got this as tip doing DoorDash
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Hailtobaphomet 5 years ago
It was Dwight! And that's why he bought the hazmat suit!And he lives on a farm! Omg
#79
My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.
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Not what you think. 5 years ago (edited)
If you are in a co-op game, get ready to be called things you never heard existed when you get 'rekt' and fail your team.
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Polish Panda 5 years ago
OMG so it's not just me geting the sudden desire to go outside and socialise face to face when I used to live in my bedroom.
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Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago
unfortunately people have to do this because there are so many people needing assistance and because nobody is even trying to slow down the spread they need all the doctors they can get
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Reminder: Frisk your relatives before they leave your house.. they might be stealing toilet paper...
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Final score:
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Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago
https://www.essence.com/entertainment/samuel-l-jackson-wants-you-to-stay-the-f**k-home/
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Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
On the contrary, I actually feel less stressed because o this. The other day I woke up to a day with literally no expectations. I had NOTHING I was required to do. I didn't have to clean my room, do laundry, nothing. This revelation was beautiful and I obviously spent my entire day building a fairy garden in my backyard.
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Karen Klinck 5 years ago
You should have heard my housemate scream when he realized they'd cancelled Wrestlemania.
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Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago
Police: "You are under arrest for robbery!" Cat: "What did I steal?" Everyone: "My heart..."
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Once upon a time, there was a pandemic... And just like that every person self diagnosed with gluten intolerance was cured
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I don't know why people complain that there is nothing to do. I've spent the day stock piling.
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
(revealing my ignorance) what are those? They look like bouillon cubes.
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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
Hope he turns out OK - didn't he have part of a lung removed when he was younger?
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John Louis 5 years ago
Good that people haven't lost their sense of humor. I work from home for a living. So I've been doing my part since 1990.
Cori 5 years ago
Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
Bob Beltcher 5 years ago
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Here's my advice: Use this time to be creative. Do what you always said you'll do but never got around to it. Learn to paint, play the guitar, speak another language, etc. You will get absorbed into creativity and wonder where the days went. When we can go out again, you'll have a new skill and can have a great catch up with your friends about what you've been doing.
-AestheticDevil- 5 years ago
I’m so bored I just watched a 2 minute American girl doll ad for no good reason.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
I remember those... -single dad of 2 adult daughters
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sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
Some people are too serious, they are unable to enjoy humor, we need laughter to deal with the virus, we have no idea who will live through this, enjoy each day we have !!!
Lisa Connell 5 years ago
This is so scary, so thank you for this gift of humor! These are awesome and they got better towards the bottom!
Stacy Evans 5 years ago
These were terrible... how were any of these jokes? Some of them were personal instances that werent even remotely funny.
Nhaundar 5 years ago
Some people are really struggling to be alone with themselves... Thats sad af. For them at least. Just be ok with yourself. XD
Nhaundar 5 years ago
I mean you have now the time to learn about yourself and be okay with yourself and dont have to be around someone else all the time.... I know people who have a new relationship two seconds afte the old relationship has ended, because they cant be alone...
Load More Replies... John Louis 5 years ago
Good that people haven't lost their sense of humor. I work from home for a living. So I've been doing my part since 1990.
Cori 5 years ago
Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
Bob Beltcher 5 years ago
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
Load More Replies... Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Here's my advice: Use this time to be creative. Do what you always said you'll do but never got around to it. Learn to paint, play the guitar, speak another language, etc. You will get absorbed into creativity and wonder where the days went. When we can go out again, you'll have a new skill and can have a great catch up with your friends about what you've been doing.
-AestheticDevil- 5 years ago
I’m so bored I just watched a 2 minute American girl doll ad for no good reason.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
I remember those... -single dad of 2 adult daughters
Load More Replies... sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
Some people are too serious, they are unable to enjoy humor, we need laughter to deal with the virus, we have no idea who will live through this, enjoy each day we have !!!
Lisa Connell 5 years ago
This is so scary, so thank you for this gift of humor! These are awesome and they got better towards the bottom!
Stacy Evans 5 years ago
These were terrible... how were any of these jokes? Some of them were personal instances that werent even remotely funny.
Nhaundar 5 years ago
Some people are really struggling to be alone with themselves... Thats sad af. For them at least. Just be ok with yourself. XD
Nhaundar 5 years ago
I mean you have now the time to learn about yourself and be okay with yourself and dont have to be around someone else all the time.... I know people who have a new relationship two seconds afte the old relationship has ended, because they cant be alone...
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