40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)
The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.
You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.
Don’t forget to upvote your faves and check out our previous coronavirus joke posts here, here, and here.
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Stupid - cough on Bezos, Musk and the billionaires that make thousands of jobs to employ millions of people like you even at McDonalds. FYI - the government is considering this terrorism so go make my day, punk - assuming you could. Idiot and illegal - grow up!
Load More Replies...Does anyone have a celebrity house map for Miami? I need to get this collateral testing
FOLKS!!, We have to take the quarantine calmly, there are people who are going really crazy. I was just commenting it a while ago to the Microwave and to the Toaster while I had my coffee, and the three of us AGREED. When I wash my clothes I don't tell my Washer anything because everything spins everywhere (gossip). And the refrigerator felt distant and cold. And the toilet takes everything as s**t lol
Now that made me giggle a bit/very witty, Good on you, waitin on second instalment lol!
Load More Replies...OMGosh, so true!!!! Been sick over a week. Tried to dress up as Tom Hank's to get a test but my boobs got in the way and I got nothing.
We could be dead and not tested here. There is currently no testing available in my town and doctors don't want you to come down to their office if you suspect you have it. One actually posted on Facebook "90% of you will be fine so just stay home, don't come into my office".
Load More Replies...HOW DO YOU TEST IF THOSE AROUND YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS? One of the early symtoms ofvCoronavirus is the loss of smell and taste. SO FART AND WATCH THE REACTIONS OF THOSE AROUND YOU, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHO TO KERP CLEAR OF 😍🤩😍 LOL
How to Trump the Coronavirus - Do nothing. It will be over by Eastet!!!
I want to know where our governor gets his hair cut 'cause I can't find an open salon to save my life! Things are getting UGLY around here.
While I find this funny, just curious, if you. As an average person, If you had the status and money to get tested- would you use your influence to get it done, or say, no, I want that test to go to someone who needs it more than me?
Funny, but soooo not true. I know a couple that's filthy rich and they both couldn't get tested. Having money does not buy covid tests nor prevent you from getting sick. We are all in this together, people.
Seriously, my husband is on his second round of antibiotics in a month, has asthma, no test. I can’t take antibiotics unless it’s serious so I’m hoping my sore throat goes away soon...
Rich or poor, let's not encourage coughing on one another. It's not safe.
Its Free to be tested in the US, the part where you will lose money is in being off work if you are sick and what the hospital will charge to fix you.
Free does not equal available. It's not money that's the problem, it's availability.
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Of course, laughing during a stressful time like this can seem a bit strange. Or even hard to do. But we shouldn’t be afraid of laughing during a crisis. It’s for the best because it helps reduce stress and anxiety.
“Huddling around the radio, so to speak, and listening to the news reports just tends to amplify the scariness of what's going on,” director of the University of Colorado Boulder's Humor Research Lab Dr. Peter McGraw pointed out.
"And a bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself," McGraw said.
Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg
He explained that most of us are feeling a lot of uncertainty in our futures because of Covid-19. “One of the challenges that people are having is that the government is asking them to 'socially distance' themselves and that can make life a little bit difficult because one of the great ways to cope with fear and uncertainty is to lean on people that you care about and to communicate with others and to have a strong social support network."
Since going outside and socializing is now out of the question, we’re mostly left with online streaming services, YouTube, and social media to get our fix of humor. However, McGraw warns us that spending too much time on social media right now might be a mistake because “your social media feed is a mess” due to the coronavirus. That’s why he suggests watching professional comedy specials, funny movies, and reading hilarious books.
“I would say turn your phone off, tune in and take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."
Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459
Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)
LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.
We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD
Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.
Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.
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Good that people haven't lost their sense of humor. I work from home for a living. So I've been doing my part since 1990.
Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
Load More Replies...Here's my advice: Use this time to be creative. Do what you always said you'll do but never got around to it. Learn to paint, play the guitar, speak another language, etc. You will get absorbed into creativity and wonder where the days went. When we can go out again, you'll have a new skill and can have a great catch up with your friends about what you've been doing.
I’m so bored I just watched a 2 minute American girl doll ad for no good reason.
I remember those... -single dad of 2 adult daughters
Load More Replies...Some people are too serious, they are unable to enjoy humor, we need laughter to deal with the virus, we have no idea who will live through this, enjoy each day we have !!!
This is so scary, so thank you for this gift of humor! These are awesome and they got better towards the bottom!
These were terrible... how were any of these jokes? Some of them were personal instances that werent even remotely funny.
Some people are really struggling to be alone with themselves... Thats sad af. For them at least. Just be ok with yourself. XD
I mean you have now the time to learn about yourself and be okay with yourself and dont have to be around someone else all the time.... I know people who have a new relationship two seconds afte the old relationship has ended, because they cant be alone...
Load More Replies...Good that people haven't lost their sense of humor. I work from home for a living. So I've been doing my part since 1990.
Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
Load More Replies...Here's my advice: Use this time to be creative. Do what you always said you'll do but never got around to it. Learn to paint, play the guitar, speak another language, etc. You will get absorbed into creativity and wonder where the days went. When we can go out again, you'll have a new skill and can have a great catch up with your friends about what you've been doing.
I’m so bored I just watched a 2 minute American girl doll ad for no good reason.
I remember those... -single dad of 2 adult daughters
Load More Replies...Some people are too serious, they are unable to enjoy humor, we need laughter to deal with the virus, we have no idea who will live through this, enjoy each day we have !!!
This is so scary, so thank you for this gift of humor! These are awesome and they got better towards the bottom!
These were terrible... how were any of these jokes? Some of them were personal instances that werent even remotely funny.
Some people are really struggling to be alone with themselves... Thats sad af. For them at least. Just be ok with yourself. XD
I mean you have now the time to learn about yourself and be okay with yourself and dont have to be around someone else all the time.... I know people who have a new relationship two seconds afte the old relationship has ended, because they cant be alone...
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