Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones This Week

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago (edited)

I'm telling my daughter thus tomorrow lol

4points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Get your own back and belch in his face. 🤷‍♀️ Or yeah divorce him. Life is too short to live it with Peter Griffin.

8points

Max L. 5 years ago

Wrong move, he'd find it funny and begin too, this can be a problem if the children are too young and find it funny if dad finds it funny too.

3points

Max L. 5 years ago

Well good luck divorcing from the children.

6points

SteFaqs 5 years ago

I'm vegan + quarantine bean dishes. I'm using that excuse.

4points

JJM 5 years ago

funny though, hang on to him. Sense of humour in tough times is hard to come by.

3points

Trish Greene 5 years ago

You can divorce him, but you'd still be stuck with him in quarantine for God knows how long! HAHAHA!

2points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

He's a little stinker!

2points

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

I have a couple of friends who would do this...Hahaha!!!!

2points

CrackDiddly 5 years ago

Um, No. He needs to grow up and so do you for condoning it. Don't be disgusting please.

1point

Steffani Sloan 5 years ago

I wish I could tag people. Turns out they're all still five!

1point

#2

Just Overcome The One-Inch-Tall Barrier

Final score:

450points

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Bill 5 years ago (edited)

Switch the closed caption to another language . A trick to learning a new one

107points

Person2638 5 years ago

Actually the best way to learn a new language via tv is to make the audio a foreign language and subtitles english. That's how I learned most of my Hindi!

22points

Jay Weigel 5 years ago

I'm watching a Russian series on Amazon. The subtitles are awful, but I'm listening and learning quite a bit.

2points

Sandrine-E. Séchaud 5 years ago

it is true..that how a learn english..with Oprah.

1point

Lisa loves cats 5 years ago

or watching a movie in another language with english subtitles

1point

KateKat 5 years ago

My mom used to do this.

0points

Karen Nishida 5 years ago

My son watches Jojo and he is learning Japanese.

3points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

This educator agrees. Go to a foreign language channel, and they may learn an new language. -Dr M

3points

David Wong 5 years ago

Dialogue clouds will be funny and good without missing any screenplay.

3points

desert29rat 5 years ago

I like this. A lot.

2points

Wendy Newhouse 5 years ago

Luvit!!

1point

Isabella M Banks 5 years ago

That's so funny

1point

Justine Williams 5 years ago

😍

1point

Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago

BOOM!

1point

Devils End 5 years ago

People who watch subbed anime : stfu

0points

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Final score:

430points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

When Pennywise rips your arm off you still won’t be able to wipe so keep walking!

75points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

it's even funnier that Stephen himself posted that!

21points

Dewa 5 years ago

A roll for an arm? That's a bargain.

11points

Gale Langseth Vester 5 years ago

Pennywise or TP-foolish? We aren't quite to that level of desperation yet. Yet.

7points

Tami Bridges 5 years ago

The toilet paper makes it worth the risk these days lmao

5points

Alberto 5 years ago

I like IT!

5points

JJM 5 years ago

That's very dark humour.

4points

Panda Kid 5 years ago

It is worth it

4points

doges are kool 12345 5 years ago (edited)

The lack of caption just completes it.

4points

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

Nothing to see here, keep walking!!!

3points

Every year, companies flood the internet with bogus posts and elaborate news for the April 1st. But the world is facing the coronavirus pandemic, which has drastically changed the ways we live. While most of us are now leading our lives online, experts warn about the importance of reliable and trustworthy information when it comes to Covid-19. But any potential April Fools' joke would be a step into the fakery zone.

Hence, Google has cancelled its pranks this year, reports Business Insider. “This year, we're going to take the year off from that tradition out of respect for all those fighting the COVID-19 pandemic," Lorraine Twohill, head of marketing at Google, wrote in an email to company managers. "Our highest goal right now is to be helpful to people, so let's save the jokes for next April, which will undoubtedly be a whole lot brighter than this one."

#4

Nervous Laughter

Final score:

429points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Number one thing we're gonna do if time travel is ever created is send the anti-vaxxers back into Victorian England when people were dumping their raw refuse into the Thames. Right up there with jettisoning the flat-earthers into space.

138points

NeverGoWoke 5 years ago

Not even in the thames, they used to fling it out of their windows into the streets - people were literally living in poo and p**s...

19points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

And we need to send the climate deniers into the future.

6points

Samma Jamma 5 years ago

How is that racist??? I said nothing about his race. Y'all need to calm down.

2points

Clavelle 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

2points

Maria Bumbac 5 years ago

If even in a huge crisis you are so discriminative and intolerant I think it is hopeless for you....

1point

Joan Nickel 5 years ago

Yeah! My generation survived measles mumps rubella whooping cough scarlet fever and polio. Thankfully I was given the first round of Polio vaccine. But I did get everything else but scarlet fever. My brother got measles as a adult and still has bad scarring. So when you look at your unvaccinated child could you please consider scarring, loss of hearing, death from whooping cough and sterility for your sons. There is no valid evidence that single shot immunization is dangerous and there is no mercury in the shots anymore! VACCINATE-save lives, measles used to cause 300,000 deaths per year before the vaccine because of complications!

1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

This was not created by the anti-vaxxers, though. There's a bigger problem: people in charge, like presidents and prime ministers, who refused to admit there was a problem until it was too late.

1point

daniel harlan 5 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madrigal_v._Quilligan

0points

Beans 5 years ago

It wasn't Victorian England-- it was in the middle ages that they shat in the Thames etc. Like 14th century Britain. Victorian England was when Queen Victoria was monarch, and not that long ago-- 1800s. They didn't poop in the streets as far as I know.

0points

Chrystina Lynne Sherrin 5 years ago

How about those TERFs and Bigots as well? They have no business in society.

0points

Chrystina Lynne Sherrin 5 years ago (edited)

Truth

0points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

Awwww --- do we hafta wait for Time Travel to be invented?

0points

Boodle 5 years ago

You are a genius.

0points

Samma Jamma 5 years ago

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Hans 5 years ago

The anti-vaxxers will tell you all is a lie, people dying in the hospitals were probably autistic and mercury-poisoned....

17points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

"Coronavirus was made by big pharma" smh...

2points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Anti-vaxxers. Flat Earthers. Too bad there isn't a cure for being an ignorant bugnut.

7points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

There actually is, it's education. The problem is you need an open mind for a bolus of education to be effective.

4points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

I've read several: the CURE is a VACCINE memes. This beats them all.

2points

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

Anit-vaxxers, are you tired of winning yet?!?

1point

daniel harlan 5 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madrigal_v._Quilligan

0points

Al Simeone 5 years ago

The sad thing is there are many remedies in Anthroposophical homeopathy that can prevent and or treat the “virus” if it is in fact a virus .

0points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

#Truth

0points

Dog Lover 5 years ago

This should be number one on the list.

0points

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Funny and smart!

0points

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416points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

That is just adorable, especially the way the cat is using it’s paw.

94points

Water Bottle 5 years ago (edited)

My cat does the same thing with her paw! She also tries to eat her food that way.. but doesn’t succeed.

6points

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

His, not it’s. Cat’s aren’t things! They’re alive! 😺

3points

Karen Fernley 5 years ago

My cat does similar with his water, only instead of licking his paw, he flicks it. Occasionally, he will lick his paw. Its also something hes done since he was a kitten 😁

3points

Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

well, there's no other way the cat could drink that because it's not like it's in a saucer where it could use its tongue.

1point

Kesam 5 years ago

It's its, not it's.

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Awwwww

6points

Jace 5 years ago

On the stove?? No no no no no! Cats are filthy and stove-tops are a burning hazard the cat should not be used to being unaware of while comfortably sitting up there!

5points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Begone cat-hater!

4points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

I can't have a drink with ice in it, or my big cat will knock it over trying to fish it out.

4points

VeryDarkMatter 5 years ago

Thats exactly how I drink my coffee. Hand into the cup and then lick it.. 😋

3points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

i thought cow milk is actually bad for cats(???)

3points

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

Some cats are lactose intolerant, but there are lots that aren’t.

2points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

My cat holds his paw with digits (?) stretched out and tries to rake it across my dinner, if he succeeds in touching or grabbing anything, he tastes it and then goes for grand theft.

2points

JJM 5 years ago

My cat waits patiently for me to finish a glass of Chocolate Milk and dips his paw in for the little bit on the bottom. It is sooooo cute!

2points

JLaw 5 years ago

Just awesome.

1point

Karen Harling 5 years ago

Cat on a kitchen work surface.totally disgusting!

1point

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403points

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Hseed 5 years ago

Try harder, cat!! Seriously, poor thing... :(

70points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Your cat sounds like a sweetheart.

17points

Tahani 5 years ago

Awww

15points

Hafida 5 years ago (edited)

Poor baby, try to distract her with new things and open the door. Cats are smart and she will understand when she sees an empty room

11points

Tardis42 5 years ago

Open the door!!

8points

Elina Kuusisto 5 years ago

That is so dang cute :')

7points

Noel Bovae 5 years ago

That hurts my heart!

5points

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

Awe, My cat panther does this for me. I wake up every morning covered in socks that he pulled from the bin downstairs and dragged to my bed. He works hard through the night to make sure I have a smile when waking daily. :)

4points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

Awww.... :'-(

3points

Arenite 5 years ago

Well, did you explain to her that Jillian will be back soon?

2points

It turns out, the coronavirus crisis may have also changed the way we perceive jokes. One professor at the University of California, Coye Cheshire told CNET: “Right now it might be hard for companies and individuals to read the room virtually.” The potential to misread any joke is high as ever, and any potential prank may become a subject of severe criticism.

Kathleen Hall Jamieson, a communications professor at the University of Pennsylvania, warns that coronavirus jokes could be viewed as the truth. The critics of corona jokes say that even if toilet paper pranks are hilarious, they might set off panic buyers.

#7

A War On Two Fronts.

Final score:

397points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

We have been trying to fight stupidity since humans began, still waiting for a anti stupid vaccine to be created. Too bad the anti vaxxers are the ones that need it the most. (Oh no she didn’t).

111points

JK Rowling 5 years ago

I've found ketamine has favorable results

8points

Luna 5 years ago

If we (humans) are the cause of environmental destruction then technically covid 19 is the best thing since Genghis khan (for the earth)

4points

A2Bros 5 years ago

Oh wait she did.

1point

Kel Gal 5 years ago

🤣

1point

Adam C 5 years ago

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Funnily enough, more people worldwide suffer from stupidity than Coronavirus! I know more people who suffer from stupidity than Coronavirus......

7points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Problem is: Covid can be cured in a high percentage of cases. Stupidity is incurable. And deadly.

6points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Except Covid 19 doesn't have a President and entire political party to lead it.

6points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." ~Isaac Asimov

5points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Asimov was brilliant...but not as much as JRR Tolkien

1point

Robin DJW 5 years ago

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” --paraphrase of words by H.L.Mencken.

5points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

There's no cure for stupity but it can be lethal.

4points

jtrisn1 5 years ago

Stupidity is a much bigger problem in my neighborhood. My neighbors just tried to have a BBQ in their backyard this morning.

3points

Flavio Airman 5 years ago

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the universe...

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

If we didn’t have stupidity, we could eradicate the coronavirus. The coronavirus is how nature is going to eradicate stupidity.

2points

#8

Be Like Him

Final score:

396points

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Doctor who?! 5 years ago

Hah

45points

David Wong 5 years ago

And he can strangle someone without touching.

24points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Even the bad guys can teach us a thing or two. Vader-chok...feb732.jpg

10points

Stijn V. 5 years ago

Didn't the whole Star wars saga start with Darth Vader visiting his daughter? first scene of first movie ... They even made a second movie that has that visit

4points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Then I could choke the c**p out of people who toss their gloves and garbage in parking lots.

3points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Didn't know that Draco Malfoy was Darth Vader

3points

Maria Bumbac 5 years ago

You twist a little his personnality. He becomes the Master of the darkness, kills his Master, has an fine decision and notices details when everyboy is blind and gets back to light, creating the alchimistic loop of Oneness. Stop manipulating with this magnificent archtype, the best from the Star wars!

2points

Stiney Ford 5 years ago

May the force be with you... If not the force, then gloves& a mask!

2points

Don Wright 5 years ago

Scarry

1point

Thomas Hay 5 years ago

Everyone wants to be like Darth!

1point

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

This person lost the ability to write commands after 1 attempt!

1point

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393points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Exactly!

42points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

I keep forgetting what day if the week it is. Last week I missed trash day. Making sure I set my alarm for this week.

7points

Mary Patterson 5 years ago

And nobody knows what day it is.

4points

Janine Schuster 5 years ago

Don't forget the 24 hr. endless buffet.

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

That sounds about right. I had trouble figuring out what day it was today.

4points

J. Zingler 5 years ago

Viva Las Vegas! :D

4points

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

All the trappings except the slot machines...

3points

J Rob 5 years ago

Funny!

2points

JLaw 5 years ago

Time or day!

1point

Stiney Ford 5 years ago

Hysterical

1point

On the other hand, humor is known as an excellent coping mechanism.

Stanford researcher Andrea Samson and psychology Professor James Gross ran an experiment where subjects were asked to improvise jokes. They found that people who made any kind of quip benefited, reporting both increases in positive emotions and decreases in negative emotions.

"If you are able to teach people to be more playful, to look at the absurdities of life as humorous, you see some increase in wellbeing," said Samson in this Stanford News report.

#10

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Final score:

377points

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Nea 5 years ago

World premiere

43points

Jace 5 years ago

Luckily I’m not alone. Not trapped with family, either: girlfriend! And I don’t feel trapped. 😊 We are supposed to be testing what it’s like to live together for future plans of her moving here... how much extra testing this drawn-out crisis is...

8points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Another movie theatre had a similar idea: No-close-e...a00798.jpg

7points

Max Han 5 years ago

That's why a lot of people are staring in my window

4points

Ian Smith 5 years ago

Holy c**p! That's from my town. I lived up the road for a few years and went there all the time!

3points

Sandra Lowe-Dusel 5 years ago

My home town, Rochester, NY!

1point

Skye Nilsson 5 years ago

Sign of the times...:)

1point

Danielle Steffen Decruz-sanchez 5 years ago

It is in Rochester, NY!

1point

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Funny!

1point

Vanessa Saunders 5 years ago

Perfect! Just perfect.

1point

#11

Sign For Our Children

Final score:

374points

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Doctor who?! 5 years ago

Piece of fruit 😂

106points

Charlotte 5 years ago

"I'm hungry, what snack can I have?"

29points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Now for the excuse: I didn't see it!

10points

Toast Of Saint Louis 5 years ago

In your bedroom!

2points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

"No"

7points

Artlover 5 years ago

Well played, mom. Well played

4points

Jay Weigel 5 years ago

Sent this to my daughter who is confined with five hormonal teenagers.

4points

Anna roberts 5 years ago

She may want to get sick for the vacation LOL

2points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Reminds me of my grandmother's "quick and dirty" method for raising kids: Every 10 minutes, yell "Whatever you're doing, stop it!"

3points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Saw this exact same one but in German.

3points

Martin Řezáč 5 years ago

"No" is the best :)))

2points

Ice cube 5 years ago

"no" LOL

2points

Gale Langseth Vester 5 years ago

And can the answers be combined? 'Piece of fruit' 'in your bedroom'?

2points

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Final score:

360points

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JazzyWorld 5 years ago

That expression tho 🤣🤣🤣

80points

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

And the paws too!

5points

Erin Premium 5 years ago

My dog is the same way. Worse, I am blocking his sunbeam.

9points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Looks like your about to be told that employees are like gears in a clock. Each gear must be the right size and be well oiled to work well with all the others and make the clock as a whole work. You on the other hand, no longer fit inside this clock.

7points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

You disrupted his plans for world dominance

6points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

"Imma just sittin' here waitin' for the on-line meeting to start; be an angel and get me a coffee, willya..."

5points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

The cat's expression is priceless!

5points

Susan Reid Smith 5 years ago

One of our cats has adjusted. The other is living under the sofa during the day.

5points

Max Han 5 years ago

I think you're cat was a former police officer that interrogates criminals

5points

Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago

have a seat...and tell me where my testicles went

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Are you sure he is not working for human resources and now you are in trouble because your home work outfit ? Or the miss of it ?

2points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

All those doggos are going to be exhausted by the time this is over.

59points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

My dogs have buried their leashes.

3points

Jace 5 years ago

You should be excited to go for walks regularly anyway 😉

2points

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Funny!

1point

PotterAvatarDoctorWho 5 years ago

ikr

0points

#14

I See What You Did There

Final score:

354points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Oof

52points

Bunnies are better!! 5 years ago

Hi, I like your profile pic!

6points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Damn! Harsh...

6points

Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

As a german I can confirm. Thats the main reason

4points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

If only he had stayed an artist... a40c0050-0...c1cfd2.jpg

4points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 5 years ago

Oh S**T that one took me a minute but oh S**T lmao!!!

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago (edited)

I read all comments but still not knowing what Jordan DeFazio is talking about. Can someone give me a tip to Google or something.?

3points

Cynthia King - OH 5 years ago

Study your history.

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Think about that second tweet for a few moments--

3points

Doctor who?! 5 years ago (edited)

Why do they bloop out a*****e and not f*****g

3points

Laugh Fan 5 years ago

They'll get round to it.

2points

ROSSELAIRA EUGENIE CRUZ 5 years ago

HITLER!!!

2points

Junebugjump! 5 years ago

Too soon.

2points

#15

We're All Black Now

Final score:

343points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago

The reality of this is actually kind of sad.

114points

kitty_player 03 5 years ago

so true! But it goes for all people who struggle financially

14points

John Bourne 5 years ago

yeah so sad that there are 4 and 5 generations of black families that have grown up and rely solely on welfare.

1point

panda queen 5 years ago

it really is

1point

BiEL Sampaio 5 years ago

As a black man this is kinda offensive and dumb.

18points

JOY JACKSON 5 years ago

It actually shows the reality in the life of an unfortunate black person who faces discrimination, unemployment and low pay just because of the color of their skin not all black people are poor and discriminated against because of their color but a lot are. And Yes I am black also.

4points

Noel Bovae 5 years ago

There are plenty of successful poc. Not every white person has it easy; has money; or has had one thing handed to them, ever. For a lot of people, regardless of color, you can get yourself out of a bad situation with a whole lot of hard work, and a little bit of luck. I'm poor, I'm white, and I come from an everlasting line of poor white people. No one in my family history has ever NOT been poor, but you know what? No one is to blame for me being poor, but me. MY bad choices are too blame for my fkd up life. Plain and simple. Can't say things wouldn't have been different if i had a large chunk of money waiting for me once i turned 18, or family i could borrow money from to start a business, or something, but that's no excuse. There are plenty of successful people that started out the same way i did. With nothing. If they could do it, ANYONE could. It's 2020, enough with the excuses already. Your life is what YOU make it.

11points

April Simnel 5 years ago

You know, cops who hate black people don't care if they're black and rich. White women who call the cops on black people minding their own business are calling them on middle class people, knowing they could be hurt. Banks loan black people less money for homes and businesses. If a black person's name isn't something a white person is "comfortable" with or doesn't think is "classy", even if they're college-educated, their resume still goes into "the circular file"—and, no, black people are not obligated to name their kids Chris or Rachel just for white people's comfort. C'mon, you know all this. Try thinking about it without your "just world theory" bias cap on. No one is saying life isn't hard for white people. it's just HARDER for blacks in America since *so many* white people in positions of power both hate black folks and want to be on top of the social class pecking order, and have convinced many lower class whites that black people are all trash, which you know is not true.

1point

aliya moran 5 years ago

😶 ..why am I now depressed?

7points

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

I already was.

5points

Joseph Brzezinski 5 years ago

No... It's not about being black... It's more about being poor. Are they suggesting that the white people who live in the inner cities have it better? It's not about black or white anymore.. it's about just being poor.

5points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Most of this is about wealth, not race.

5points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

I hate knowing this has more truth than humor to it.

3points

Shae Marae 5 years ago (edited)

I've got a laid back sense of humor. It's pretty funny lol, especially considering these are any race's problems. Just laugh at the joke and sing Bruno Mars 'I know I'm not the only 1' 😋

3points

Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

😞😞

3points

CJ Bovee 5 years ago

Sad but true. I tell all my white friends, go to a black church someday after this is all over and ask how they feel and most of all listen and do better. Ps I'm white also.

2points

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Kel Gal 5 years ago

Yeah, I saw some Christmas tree glitter in my rug yesterday even though I have vacuumed NUMEROUS times since then! Scary.

44points

Coffey Murphy 5 years ago

Someone gave me a tree..I cannot stop finding pieces of it Still!!!

5points

Sivi 5 years ago

Hairspray. With the right one the glitter will not shed.

4points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Once isn't numerous!😂

1point

Bill 5 years ago

Glitter. The herpes of the arts and crafts world

4points

Lindy Mac 5 years ago

Glitter and Covid-19 should be banned.... now!

2points

Heidi Edwards 5 years ago

Holiday herpes

1point

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

Excellent analogy!

1point

WhatEvenIsLife 5 years ago

I once went to the restroom and reached into my purse and pulled out a tampon only to watch a bunch of glitter fall out. Took me like five minutes to remember the drag show I went to months before. Glitter is no joke, y'all. COVID-19 is no joke. Stay home.

1point

Flavia Slag 5 years ago

That's really a good example!

1point

Ian Ian 5 years ago

That's how Gary got caught

1point

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Great!

1point

Slune 5 years ago

Great comparison very realistic images

1point

#17

2020

Final score:

332points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

Yeah this. So many people saying ‘I won’t get it’ or ‘I don’t have it’ or ‘I’m not social distancing and staying home’. No you may not have it but you may also be asymptomatic. You may be passing on your germs to someone with a compromised immune system without knowing it. Stay home, it’s not about you, it’s about the people who need protecting.

107points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Here in Tennessee, about 10 returning spring breakers have tested positive.

9points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

But the old are willing to die for our economy right? That's what Trump said so it must be true.

3points

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago (edited)

You need to have this talk to my neighbors!

2points

KateKat 5 years ago

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1point

Merlyn Emrys 5 years ago

Thank you! I want to live! I want to see my nieces and nephews ever again. I wanted to date and get married. I want a life I can't have unless we find a vaccine, because if I catch this it really can kill me. I havent touched another human being in over a month. I live alone. But with all I can do someone selfish might still kill me and that worries me.

0points

Charlotte 5 years ago

An otherwise healthy 13 year old died yesterday of Covid-19. The young are not immune. Keep your distance. Stay home. Wash your hands. EVERYONE!

7points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

And a baby has died of coronavirus this week. So sad.

3points

JJM 5 years ago

So true! You just can't teach the ignorant.

3points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I think this is nature’s way of weeding out the ignorant

1point

pear blossom 5 years ago

They're gonna show this in history classes in a few decades, aren't they?

3points

Natalie Kirman 5 years ago

Some people don't look at the bigger picture, I've heard some people saying "If I get it, I get it, we all die someday, I won't be self-isolating, I've lived a good long life". It's not just about an individual person. The fact is, if you get it, you are likely to spread it to someone else.

2points

Stille20 5 years ago

But they keep for getting to tell you that you can be young and healthy and still get critically ill from it.

2points

Taqbir Ali 5 years ago

woaH!!

1point

Lily Bussan 5 years ago

Why her face look like she 98+ tho?

1point

madmickx 5 years ago

The face looks vaguely like Ms Greta Thunberg

1point

devi L. 5 years ago

This had potential. Just used the wrong things to say

1point

Kathy Roeder White 5 years ago

Yup

1point

#18

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

319points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

We can all pretend to be Scarlett O’Hara.

57points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Or, in this case, Violet O'Hara.

10points

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

The covidiots certainly are....I don't need to stay home. Scarlett O'Hara: I'll think about that tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day.

2points

Fiona Toms-Yarnton 5 years ago

Including our men.

1point

Nara Fuchs 5 years ago

I was thinking "Republican".

0points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

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Jenny Rambo 5 years ago

What is the picture doesn’t tell you, is how many packages of toilet paper she has under that dress.

3points

Donnie Thompson 5 years ago

Too bad COVID-19 didn't happen Halloween Night; that way when the rowdy neighborhood kids decorates all the tall trees with Toilet Paper, at least the rest of us would have something to wipe our own arses with.

0points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

I do declare...

3points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

It can hide stuff. So, you will never go hungry again...

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 5 years ago

You could hide a who,e supermarket under that skirt.

1point

Mark 5 years ago

My outfit for my next shopping trip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWGquxvqI_Y

2points

PerilTheSkyWing 5 years ago

Interesting

1point

Wina Jackson 5 years ago

I always wondering how do they sit with a puff out dress like that? Can you sit on it, did you put the chair inside, or is there any trick?? How??

2points

Liu Woods 5 years ago

You can sit on it, I think

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

Hey, I found the stage curtain.

1point

Joan Nickel 5 years ago

Love it-and my favorite color too!

1point

Lily Bussan 5 years ago

How you fit in your quarantine bubble with that tho?

1point

Anna D 5 years ago

Love it.

1point

#19

The More You Know

Final score:

318points

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Nea 5 years ago

How many years are there in March exactly?

156points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

62 last time I checked

20points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Too. F*****g. Many.

11points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 5 years ago

I thought it was eleventy-three...

5points

Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago

All of them.

5points

TropicalPanda 5 years ago

approximately 7.5 centuries... depending on which calendar you refer..

3points

Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

About 4

3points

Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago

yes

2points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Eleventy Billion

1point

Unknown101 5 years ago

Idk, somewhere in between four hours and 2 millennia

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Half of the number of years that there will be in April

1point

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Let's see... "30 years hath September, April, June, and November... " 31. March has 31.

1point

Iwasaki_killer 5 years ago

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0points

Ben Timages 5 years ago

Hmm. And I thought every day was a Sunday.

3points

Catherine paton 5 years ago

Maybe we could have had March 32nd jokes (since we weren't doing April 1sters this year...

2points

Curious Cat 5 years ago

according to Trump.. yes it is.

2points

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Funny!

1point

chachkimooch 5 years ago

This deserves to be #1!!!

1point

Joanne Fragale 5 years ago

CCD

0points

#20

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

309points

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JazzyWorld 5 years ago

Plot twist: She never had a husband

53points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Or she murdered him four years ago.

13points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

BEST.COMMENT.EVER. Bravo/a, indeed!

5points

Unknown101 5 years ago

Dun-dun-dunnnn

2points

Jace 5 years ago

Next letter will be a notice that he hasn’t filed taxes in four years...

11points

Christina Medina 5 years ago

she fed him to the tigers

7points

kitty_player 03 5 years ago

.....Tiger King? *wink wink*

4points

Ian Osmond 5 years ago

If he's NOT safe from COVID-19, then the disease has now progressed to a new and even MORE horrifying form...

6points

Kesam 5 years ago

That's an actual under-lying condition, that is!

6points

Celia 5 years ago

Plot twist : she doesn't let anyone know that he's dead

4points

Sandra Simpson 5 years ago

That's sad 😢

4points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Record-keeping not as 'on point' as people think... must not have been fun for that woman to get that letter.

3points

Schern Hanley 5 years ago

sardine oil.....just saying

2points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

The government was right for once

2points

#21

Why Can't We Have Such Politicians

Final score:

305points

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Hseed 5 years ago

That's really sad. And true... hugs to everyone who has suffered any kind of loss

88points

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

🙂

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Trump:"Fvck the people, the economy is taking a hit, you must all go back to work now. It will blow over. Some day, magically it will have gone away. I'm very sure of it. When the weather gets warmer the virus dies. By Easter everything will be back to normal. I know because there's no one who knows more about Corona than I do. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ . Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.

17points

deanna woods 5 years ago

That's exactly how he sounds.

11points

Kim Y. Martin 5 years ago

Nope... read my reply below.

1point

Maripat Webber 5 years ago

Except no way does tRumpf know the proper use of the Future Perfect.

0points

Peter Kelly 5 years ago

Unfortunately, a screwed economy will most likely cause far more deaths than this virus ever could! Remember this when unemployment is 50% and no government has any money to pay for welfare or healthcare...

7points

Kim Y. Martin 5 years ago

True...Yes, indeed! I personally think Trump said that, to force both parties to agree on a stimulus package. Why? Because BOTH parties were greedily bickering over the 1st stimulus package, and stalling progress! NOW, the 2nd stimulus bill did pass!! Why did it pass the 2nd time around? Because, Trump had to play hard ball with both POLITICAL nitwit parties, to fight for our rights as US citizens. He had to play the ‘guilt‘ card. Think about it... the stimulus package gets voted down the 1st time! Meanwhile everyday people are struggling to make ends meet. Trump says “F*ck it! OUR US citizens need financial help... so if YOU are NOT going to pass the stimulus bill & help US citizens, then I have NO choice but to send them back to work to gain SOME income!! So due to all your political b******t, BOTH PARTIES are going to have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS!!” Oh yeah! It DID trigger the government to pass the stimulus bill a LITTLE quicker, did it not?? We couldn't have waited any longer!

-2points

Theodore Theodora 5 years ago

Er... not sure this belongs in a list of jokes?

6points

Celia 5 years ago

This is not a joke

6points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

BP why is this on the joke list?

4points

KatHat 5 years ago

Bored Panda, I don't think it's great you stuck your watermark right over theirs. Not OK.

4points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Especially when it makes both logos unreadable.

3points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

4points

Paul Mitchell 5 years ago

That's what Presidents should say...

2points

Sandrine-E. Séchaud 5 years ago

Wisdom... Keep yourself and others safe. Stay home.

1point

#22

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

304points

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deanna woods 5 years ago

That's what it feels like every single day. I also feel like I'm on Punk'd.

50points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago (edited)

Glad it's not just me. I feel like he's the oldest baby but he has the power to incinerate people so everyone has to pander to him.

3points

Caprice Percle 5 years ago

Oils be worse. You could have the people,who gave you affordable healthcare in charge,

4points

Eulalie Grace 5 years ago

The reason we don't have enough ventilators is ObamaCare. The funding for these items was cut so much that the businesses went over to ... CHINA. Came full circle, we did 😒 Maybe we can start up again, and put people back to work. MAKING THINGS HERE.

3points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Too bad we can't vote tRump off the island. At least we can vote him out of the Oval Office.

4points

Chris Watson 5 years ago

Stupid comment. Why not work with your country instead of against

2points

Donald Schofield 5 years ago

Wow, even a medical crises can't keep some people from being an a*s.....

3points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Next Season on Survivor: Sixteen Congressmen try to hold down jobs in the private sector.

2points

Teresa Groth 5 years ago

Great way of thinking about it!

2points

Lia Siena 5 years ago

I posted that yesterday and hadn't even seen your post. Great minds think alike.

2points

John Bourne 5 years ago

Thank God we had President Trump during this time!

1point

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Alejandro Romero 5 years ago

good one

1point

#23

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

283points

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Person2638 5 years ago

american gothic more like american go inside

50points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

😆😆😆 for anyone who doesn't understand, it's a reference to an old painting of the couple standing in the middle of the yard.

5points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

The painting is called "American Gothic" by Grant Wood

15points

Katherine Lake 5 years ago

This struck my funny bone hard!

4points

Lily Bussan 5 years ago

DON'T DROP THE PITCHFORK! YOU NEED IT TO STAB SOMEONE FOR THE LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!

3points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

You might wanna hold on to that pitchfork.

3points

Eric Forster 5 years ago

American Pandemic

2points

TropicalPanda 5 years ago

American go-sick or go-home..

2points

Skye Nilsson 5 years ago

I can relate.

1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

American Got This.

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

That’s good, that’s really good.

1point

#24

Oh Canada

Final score:

269points

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Daria B 5 years ago (edited)

Who's laughing? ME! Ha! I pay with my phone. *vanity gesture of dramatically pushing my hair backwards with my hand* ooooohohohohooh (and, yes, it's waterproof too)

40points

Luca Giordano 5 years ago

yes, excellent! swipe your phone all over the place and then hold it against your mouth.

24points

Agnieszka Gocalińska 5 years ago

Don't touch your face ;)

7points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago (edited)

Cool, so all your account info is on your phone along with all your personal info. Also, phones are far less secure that desktops. Most people don't even have any sort of malware or virus protection on it. I bet you even save your info so it prefills for you.

4points

Veronica Sokei 5 years ago

Oh yes but do you clean it?

3points

Slune 5 years ago

Same In Switzerland professional money laundry for centuries has now plastic money, too ;)

2points

Junebugjump! 5 years ago

They need to allow PIN code communication so we really don’t have to touch anything!

2points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Someone did an interesting phone experiment. They took an untouched slice of bread and put it in a clean plastic bag. They took another untouched slice of bread, rubbed it against a phone, and put it in a different bag. The second slice turned green. I couldn't find that experiment, but this one is even more apt: https://nypost.com/2019/12/18/disgusting-classroom-experiment-proves-you-really-should-wash-your-hands/

2points

Bill 5 years ago

And every purchase you make is recorded forever.

-2points

Olive Manson 5 years ago

Laundered money?

13points

Curious Cat 5 years ago

what is this devil magic!??

5points

Audrina Harris 4 years ago

It’s called ‘Canadian’.

1point

Bill 5 years ago

I have managed to wash like 8 different curriencies in my pants so far in life and they all were fine.

5points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Now THAT'S money laundering!

3points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Paper money was/is pretty resilient too... plus you don't need to submerge the money to clean it.

3points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Please correct me if I am wrong but is this in relation to toilet paper and using money to wipe when TP runs out? Coz it’s true, at least we can wash and reuse our money.

3points

Ani 5 years ago

I think this person washes his money to prevent getting the virus😂 In some stores in Norway people can only pay with card these days 😬😷

19points

JJM 5 years ago

Oh! Canada

2points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Um, many of us Americans never laughed. We actually thought that it was a good Idea...

2points

Coffey Murphy 5 years ago

I love this too much!

2points

#25

Kids Say The Damndest Things

Final score:

269points

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Ines 5 years ago

that's not wrong!

72points

Nea 5 years ago

Selective learning

13points

Angela Anderson 5 years ago

Now I learned something new today

9points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Where do hippopotami go to learn? At the hippocampus.... LOL

6points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

retired teachers never forget the Dad jokes.... -Dr M, former professor of education

5points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

I did not know that. I can hardly wait to get sprung so I can work it into a conversation

5points

JD 5 years ago

Just saw the poo flinging hippo, that's a skill right there. Disgusted and impressed @ the same time. Days are long on lockdown, sigh....

4points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

It’s important knowledge.

4points

JJM 5 years ago

Well, there you are then, lesson learned.

2points

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago

Something to wish we had a tail for in case we do actually run out of toilet paper!

2points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

Learning all the important stuff

2points

#26

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

252points

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Nea 5 years ago

He could have had him at much less

39points

Max Han 5 years ago

Tell you what officer, I'll give you 20 more sheets if you pretend nothing happened

5points

Joan Fisher 5 years ago

If you're going to give it away, make sure it's the single ply stuff. Not the 2 ply mega roll!

3points

Lily Bussan 5 years ago

A bribe i see

2points

Lisa Pockat Bork 5 years ago

Bribery

2points

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago (edited)

A choke moment AaaaaaaaaHaaaahahaha.

1point

Bettie Clark 5 years ago

Bribe?

1point

Veronica Sokei 5 years ago

Haha I did this just the other day and the hand sanitizer too

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Officer confiscates entire load of hoarded toilet paper as "potential evidence."

1point

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

At least he got the ID! he could've given him just toilet paper to bribe him!!

1point

#27

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

248points

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Person2638 5 years ago

yeah what happened to that i feel like everyone just forgot that happened

48points

Dat Bored Pugtato =0= 5 years ago

2019 or 18 (mostly 18) was the clown killings. People got ideas to dress up as clowns on Halloween to lure victims to them or blend in to kill children and others but mostly children. Many arrests happened. This may have had to do with the movie it as most cosplayed but some dressed horrendously different. You can do more research about if you want.

5points

JK Rowling 5 years ago

Year of the Clown

5points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

JK Rowling?

7points

Lisa 5 years ago

Well there seem to be quite a number of countries with clowns for leaders that let their people die, so I guess we haven't strayed far from that yet

4points

Curious Cat 5 years ago

hahahah.. thats F#@#@ gold. god people are stupid.

2points

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

F*****g, not f#@#@. JuSt SaY f*****g

1point

Karl Whitmore 5 years ago

I'm in the UK. Isn't that exactly what is happening now? Only now they've taken over.

2points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

i broke one of there knee caps with a bat ill be fine

1point

Bettie Clark 5 years ago

Dark...

1point

M. Brown 5 years ago

Do you know when the clown stories stopped? As soon as Trump was elected. No kidding, look it up.

1point

hopie 5 years ago

Really can we. Please?

1point

Angela Hoover 5 years ago

watch wrinkles the clown on hulu for the answer

0points

#28

Over Two Weeks Into The Coronapocalypse And People Are Still Not Losing Their Sense Of Humor, Post 101 Jokes

Final score:

247points

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Clavelle 5 years ago

What the heck?!🤣

17points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

He'll be surprised when they throw him in the van and dump him at the pound.

8points

Jace 5 years ago

Motion would give it away instantly.

7points

Emi Asanuma 5 years ago

You never know, you never know..

2points

Artlover 5 years ago

Wow, that’s actually impressive

4points

David Wong 5 years ago

There should be some poodle puppies around.

4points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Have to give him his devil's due for ingenuity. Another person tried to disguise himself as a bush: https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/other/watch-person-dresses-up-as-a-bush-to-escape-covid-19-quarantine-orders/ar-BB11YZMm

3points

Felix-Marie Badeau 5 years ago

That was adorable AND hilarious! Xo)

3points

JLaw 5 years ago

Wtf?

2points

KC De la Rama 5 years ago

Well played hahahahaha

2points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

Wow...no gloves on his hands??? eeeeeeewwwwww

1point

JazzyWorld 5 years ago

Plot twist: it was a real poodle with a human face, hands, feet, shoes, and no tail 😃

1point

#29

Working From Home

Final score:

225points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

If he doesn’t pop up on the screen and say ‘alright alright alright’ as a greeting then there’s no point to life anymore.

52points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

Used zoom for the first time yesterday so my son could have a speech therapy session. Surprisingly I didn’t look much different, so either way the therapist would have got a fright haha.

11points

jtrisn1 5 years ago

Matthew McConaughey looks like hell because every photo or video we see of him is heavily doctored and he's wearing tons of make up.

7points

Jace 5 years ago

We can’t all be made up by professional Hollywood makeup and hairstyles artists at all hours... and neither can celebrities.

8points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Jesus help us all.

6points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

He's 50 years old and still looks better than I ever have or will.

5points

Donald Schofield 5 years ago

I had all the mirrors removed from my condo on March 1st.

4points

Veronica Sokei 5 years ago

I’ll take him any way he comes. 😝💕

3points

Cindi Dean Wafstet 5 years ago

OMG.. cover the mirrors now.

1point

Nick McPherran 5 years ago

Zoomers are realizing the magic of Hollywood is lots of airbrushing, photoshop and editing.

1point

Ryan Chandler 5 years ago

You guys should include comics too. They can provide a wealth of humor and laughter during these hard times. :) My faves are Living With Stacy and Cassandra Calin. https://livingwithstacy.com/

0points

#30

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

183points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

More like start of week one, end of week one.

4points

Chris Largent 5 years ago

In like a lamb, out like a lion.

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

That was me by day 3.

3points

JOY JACKSON 5 years ago

that is IF we live through it

2points

Susan 5 years ago

My favorite Black Mirror.

2points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

Can't stop laughing. Must have lost my mind too.

1point

In these challenging times, the need for reliable and empathetic communication has become more critical than ever. The world is adjusting to a new normal, and while humor can serve as a relief, sensitivity in communication should be maintained. Earlier discussions have highlighted how some companies may have disregarded precautions, putting employees at risk during the pandemic.

This aligns well with the notion of ensuring that humor does not overstep boundaries in corporate environments.

#31

Couldn't Agree More

Final score:

53points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Alert. There's a link going around on the internet and they claim that if you click it. It will take you to a live stream of Bono performing from his own sitting-room. DO NOT CLICK because It will take you to a live stream of Bono performing from his own sitting-room.

36points

Lucas 5 years ago

Thank you for the warning. How someone with such an inability to sing became successful at singing I'll never understand.

6points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Totally agree!

1point

kingsnyder 5 years ago

Bono is a blessing though

0points

Miguel Ángel 5 years ago

Only to his family

-2points

#32

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

52points

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Kel Gal 5 years ago

This.

5points

Hafida 5 years ago

Hahaha I cried here 😂

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Yes. Pet boredom is serious. We really shouldn’t be doing the whole pet thing. Now watch me get downvoted to oblivion.

1point

#33

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

51points

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Doctor who?! 5 years ago

Over starched? 🤪

9points

Jace 5 years ago

I like your user name.

3points

#34

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

51points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I can identify with this.

8points

#35

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

48points

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Katherine Boag 5 years ago

Whensday

44points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

🤦

1point

Lia Siena 5 years ago

Me too. I woke up this morning and said.......ah, Wednesday.

2points

Jace 5 years ago

When? It’s Wednesday.

1point

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

tomorrow ... I think...

1point

#36

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

48points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I am a circle.

22points

KateKat 5 years ago

really? I am a triangle.

4points

Sandra Libertad 5 years ago (edited)

I feel you sis! Same here!

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I find the opposite to be happening. I'm eating less, drinking much less, and exercising a great deal. I'll be interested to see how this turns out.

3points

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

Same.

1point

Bumble 5 years ago

yeah...me too! I think I might just let myself run out of food and not restock!

3points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

I'm so happy I had French doors installed in the bedroom. And the minifridge.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I hear ya, sister!

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Self discipline. Why is this such a difficulty for people?

-3points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

or eat a little less

-3points

#37

Hero Alert!

Final score:

48points

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Hans 5 years ago

Times change...

11points

Nea 5 years ago

The only race where the one not moving will win!

3points

#38

A Little Statistics Is A Dangerous Thing

Final score:

47points

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Hans 5 years ago

Well, do not even speak about global warming. Corona: "economic considerations need to stop, people die otherwise". Global warming: "Well, some scientists (only 99.9%) say that global warming might kill millions in the future, but we must not harm our economy!"

8points

Joval M. 5 years ago

Not so fun fact: You're more likely to die while getting a snack from a vending machine than to getting attacked by a shark!

2points

M. Brown 5 years ago

For those who compare traffic accidents to covid19, I say to them, "If we did nothing about traffic accidents, and in the next six months we were going to have 100 million people have a traffic accident....we'd do something about traffic accidents."

1point

hopie 5 years ago

The FLU has killed more people

1point

Sushi Gurl 3 years ago

-cough cough- foreshadowing Don’t Look Up movie….🙃

0points

#39

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

46points

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Hans 5 years ago

Shirt on top, boxer shorts below the table (and webcam).

8points

Clavelle 5 years ago

Um, that dog is awesome.

2points

Dian Parama Kosala 5 years ago

Much Wow, such a Doggo

2points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Totally can relate to this

1point

#40

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

45points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Lily Katz looks like a Karen, beware.

18points

hopie 5 years ago

She’s hoarding toilet paper

5points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Boogie looks like she is laughing.

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Love it!

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

Boogie looks mid-yawn, mid-vomit

0points

#41

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

45points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Yep and the guilt at buying a 4 roll pack of toilet roll is real even though you’re not a hoarder.

24points

Little Wonder 5 years ago

I know! Walking to the register wanting to say "I'm almost out! I have no more at home!"

12points

Bumble 5 years ago

I would prefer walkers because you can see them. (As long as they are the slow ones from 'Walking Dead' not fast like 'I am Legend')

5points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

Or when you go to work.

1point

Noel Bovae 5 years ago

So true!!

1point

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

some places are restocking a few things but it won't last long

1point

#42

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

43points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

You wouldn’t want to drop in on a couple doing zoom sex, well perverts might.

6points

Bill 5 years ago

Good investment idea. I bet the private sites are packed

3points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

Why, of all things, did you think of this? XD

2points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

But, you would do that on zoom, not zoomroulette

0points

Jace 5 years ago

Perverts? Sex isn’t “perverted”.

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Just try a random meeting number

1point

Lia Siena 5 years ago

I've searched and searched for random public zoom meetings that I can join just so I don't feel so alone. But zoom won't let me. I I don't know why.

1point

Bill 5 years ago

Chat roullete already exists , and everyother person on there is a d**k pic

1point

#43

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

42points

POST

Helen Haley 5 years ago

I knew I should have acquired friends.

37points

JK Rowling 5 years ago

May I offer my services? :D

9points

LOttawa 5 years ago

Me, me, me 😊. See there's 3 of us now.

4points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

I'll be your fifth friend! 🙋

3points

Rowlie 5 years ago

the breakfast club of modern times

3points

deanna woods 5 years ago

I wonder if they have in their group a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.

1point

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

mother-in-law actually left for her daughter's place in another county yesterday to spend SEVERAL HOURS just to visit! WTF?! using our car! ESSENTIAL?!

2points

Lucas 5 years ago

Non essential car journey's are still frowned upon in some countries - what if you break down? Have to call someone out to fix your car or tow you?

1point

#44

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

41points

POST

Ajike Patoski 5 years ago

Me too

9points

Gabi 5 years ago

I don't want to know what else he's been touching these days.

4points

Doctor who?! 5 years ago

Really?

2points

Jace 5 years ago

Why? That is the path to pimples.

1point

#45

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

40points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Aww poor Cthulhu. Never mind, there’s always next year.

18points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

Or next month XD

2points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

I would prefer Cthulhu over this.

1point

Desiré Yen 5 years ago

What's a Cthulhu??

1point

Ian Smith 5 years ago

Who else heard Cthulhu in their head?

1point

#46

Well Its True

Final score:

39points

POST

troufaki13 5 years ago

I snorted at this one!

11points

#47

And #1 On The Top Ten

Final score:

39points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Why did you have to go and jinx it?

18points

Christina Medina 5 years ago

james charles did in january he said 2020 was going to be the best year ever

4points

#48

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

39points

POST

#49

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

37points

POST

Bill 5 years ago

Are you turning into your cat?

21points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

No, but I do get concerned when there's no food on my plate.

7points

Batwench Premium 5 years ago

Hobbits

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Second breakfast in the Shire!

1point

aliya moran 5 years ago

I might try that...

1point

Jace 5 years ago

No, that’s not how it works.

1point

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Days sure are passing quickly!

1point

#50

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

37points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

But, but, but....Sorry I got nothing.

13points

Jace 5 years ago

“But the kids”, is what you’re looking for.

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Yes, thanks for the laugh.

1point

Francis 5 years ago

WTH? I posted this comment to something else!! What are your plans for the first day AFTER the lockdown? >.< i am at home right now hoping everybody i know and love is save!!

1point

Francis 5 years ago

Nope! drinking with friends at a bar! that's my plan

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Bars are closed in my country.... It's the end of civilisation as we know it.

3points

#51

Music Meme

Final score:

36points

POST

Jace 5 years ago

One point for the music humor that no one else seems to understand.

8points

Elizabeth Wilkins 5 years ago

Yeah I totally just "sang" that lol. I love music humor

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

theme from Jaws?

2points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

I don't read music but I understand the value of music notes. The Top one is a whole note so just go Dum. The Second notes are semibreve so dum dum in the same time as a dum. The Next notes are crochets they are 2 to every semibreve so dum dum dum dum. The next notes are quavers, Each quaver is 2 to a crochet so dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. the next are semi quavers 2 to every quaver so dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum and the last are demi semi quavers 2 to every semi quavers so dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, so if you read it like that you get the Jaws Music.

1point

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

I can't read music and am tone impaired. So, I say to this, um what?

1point

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

I do!! I play flute. And song. In.my choir.

1point

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

And I sing too. I meant to say.

1point

Julia King 5 years ago

lol

0points

#52

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

35points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Sheryl Crow does this all the time. Or so she says. 🙄

7points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

Lies...

2points

Jace 5 years ago

I already use a small amount. I’m also now using washable cloth for wiping up pee, rather than wasting paper.

1point

#53

Crappy Shop Skills

Final score:

34points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

Doubt it. no sign of things getting any better yet.

9points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Our government: "Things seem to get better, but we are not changing our strict policies to prevent the spreading of the virus for at least another month. Do not make plans for oncoming springbreak. It's very unlikely you will be going anywhere, any time soon." Some other governments: "Yeah, this will be over by Easter so I urge you all to return to work and act as if there's nothing wrong."

2points

Celia 5 years ago

Aww dr Shaun Murphy 💕

1point

Katherine Boag 5 years ago

Yeah stay at least that far away from an abuser if you can.

1point

#54

Brace Yourself!

Final score:

34points

POST

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

"The Upcoming Economic " what? Fill in the space...

12points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

Disaster/Crisis???

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I can’t wait for SyFy to start making crappy pandemic movies.

2points

Kaisu 5 years ago

I'm sure they have plenty already

6points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

Switch COVID and Economic crisis.

1point

Jace 5 years ago

I hate good memes with s****y grammar.

1point

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

😱 Not the Upcoming Economic!!! Nooooooooo!

1point

#55

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

33points

POST

mashadi mulyo 5 years ago

reno, i'm going to reno

33points

J. Zingler 5 years ago

:D

3points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago (edited)

goin' to here. anyone else goin' to here?

2points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

And I'm going here

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Nope, all I see is Reno. Vegas baby!

5points

LOttawa 5 years ago

YOW - which is the Ottawa airport.

3points

What's In Your Head? 5 years ago

Absolute... Should I be scared?

3points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

guess I'm going to boredpanda.com

3points

Lucas 5 years ago

Absolut - Vodka!

3points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Here. I'm going here. Ok.

3points

KateKat 5 years ago

I'm going to here.

2points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

I'm going to Los Livingroomos.

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

I'm going to Absolut

2points

#56

Well Now I Am Not Doing It

Final score:

31points

POST

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

for me it's +60 days -m-

10points

Kat(・ｪ・) 5 years ago (edited)

for real haha yes ( it is cat ur bestie)

3points

Jace 5 years ago

What does this have to do with complaints about government? This is NECESSARY.

1point

#57

Why Would Heros Need Money?

Final score:

31points

POST

Person2638 5 years ago

All essential workers deserve ten times as much as they're making during covid-19. They're constantly working to keep the country from falling apart, staying in harm's way to help others, they're heroes but they should be rewarded too.

19points

Jace 5 years ago

It’s not “the government”. It’s the wealthy republicans and democrats in Congress.

3points

#58

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

29points

POST

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Your cat is not amused by this.

16points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Cat says "try harder."

1point

Holly Molly 5 years ago

Your cat is bored of you already

1point

Hafida 5 years ago

Too late. You should have done that all the time not now you have the time. Get your priorities straight

1point

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Walter?

1point

deanna woods 5 years ago

Your cat doesn't seem to want to work on your relationship.

1point

#59

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

24points

POST

Evgeniya Khon 5 years ago

I can relate

6points

Flisey 5 years ago

I have short hair so do my own but there is none in the supermarket. My town is going to be full of bleach blondes all hiding out at home

3points

The Girl on Fire 5 years ago

I have short hair and already it's getting way too long.....

2points

Jace 5 years ago

So just stop doing it. It’ll all be the same eventually.

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

I have such bad split ends! I was going to go to the barber shop, then they all closed and now my hair is, like, beautiful and straight until you get to about an inch up then my freaking hair is like, threatening to turn into an afro (somehow???)

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Who exactly are you trying to impress

-1point

Charlotte 5 years ago

No one. It's how you feel about yourself. I favour bright hair colours (currently a sunset fade of purple, pink and orange). I feel dull and drab and like I'm looking at a different person in the mirror when my hair needs colouring. It genuinely affects my self esteem, even if I'm 100% alone. Self care is important for your mental health.

4points

#60

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

22points

POST

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Urisol. Clorpee.

10points

#61

I Fought The Pandemic All Alone Till It Ended.

Final score:

21points

POST

aliya moran 5 years ago

Honestly...

5points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

I have a shepherd mix and walking her really does feel like this.

1point

Sushi Gurl 3 years ago

Frrrrr

0points

#62

Everyone Calm Down We Have A Solution

Final score:

20points

POST

Raine Soo 5 years ago

These are strange times in which we live.

4points

#63

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

20points

POST

Helen Haley 5 years ago

I volunteer as tribute. Quarantine has made me a little stabby.

12points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

I want to upvote this 50 times.

3points

aliya moran 5 years ago

I volunteer as tribute!

3points

Breana Baines 5 years ago

Let the 2020 hunger games Begin!!!! :)

2points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago (edited)

*gets out of bubble thing to see that we are in a toxic wasteland and must kill from 6 feet away* ________ Katniss: I got this!

0points

#64

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

20points

POST

aliya moran 5 years ago

This is why i WANT a cat.

7points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Try your local shelter.

3points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

Or a dog.

1point

#65

Well... What Now?

Final score:

17points

POST

Helen Haley 5 years ago

I guess we'll finally see if Netflix has a kill screen.

8points

aliya moran 5 years ago

MEEEE

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Is that a real thing???!

0points

#66

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

17points

POST

Cathelijne van Weelden 5 years ago

Also: dishes. So much dirty dishes when you only eat at home 😒

13points

KateKat 5 years ago

i have more laundry now than before quarantine.

3points

Bill 5 years ago

It is if you go nude

3points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

or just don't change lol

4points

Charlotte Hoyle 5 years ago

This!! Why is there still so much?? I have 1 living in his boxers and a dressing gown, and another wearing pyjamas but with her hair and make up done everyday! Yet that mountain of laundry is neverending!😩

3points

#67

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

17points

POST

Kwj 5 years ago

I must do this :D

7points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

"Was considered essential during quarantine" but yours sounds cooler.

3points

#68

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

16points

POST

M Adams 5 years ago

This only works if no one has a cough

3points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Your place for sheltering, or mine? How much TP do you have stashed?

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Talk quarentine-y to me

0points

#69

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

16points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It’s called an underlying wealth condition.

18points

#70

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

15points

POST

#71

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

15points

POST

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Why is this not higher?!!!!!!!!!

3points

#72

Sapnu Puas

Final score:

14points

POST

#73

Isn't It Ironic?

Final score:

14points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

So very true.

3points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Which song?

2points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Whoa. Gas isn't that cheap yet. Unless you're using math and how the value of a dollar has changed . It's $2.30 down the street and I haven't seen it under $2.00 since the early 2000s. It hasn't been thirty years yet.

2points

Andrew P Jump 5 years ago

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

2points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

Well, that's the reason it's cheap.

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

0points

#74

Holding It Together

Final score:

14points

POST

aliya moran 5 years ago

Oh my gosh. I don't think it should be allowed to leave the garage. What happened to it?

3points

Joanne Hudson 5 years ago

A lot.

3points

#75

Yeah. That Is Pretty Cool

Final score:

13points

POST

#76

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

13points

POST

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Having worked at a fast food joint for a year and change when I was a teen, I can tell you all about verbal abuse!

2points

#77

Brace For Impact

Final score:

13points

POST

Kaisu 5 years ago

No one who jokes about having the virus is funny right now

22points

Bill 5 years ago

A dark sense of humor is a survival mechanism. Just look at any war veteran

7points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I don't find this offensive so much as just stupid.

1point

#78

Over Two Weeks Into The Coronapocalypse And People Are Still Not Losing Their Sense Of Humor, Post 143 Jokes

Final score:

13points

POST

aliya moran 5 years ago

Ohhh. I was wondering...

5points

CincyReds 5 years ago

sad

1point

#79

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

12points

POST

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

I laughed a LOT harder than I should have 😂😂

6points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

this should be higher, this was funny!

2points

aliya moran 5 years ago

umm

1point

#80

Me: I Want To Get A New Haircut Mom: We're In Quarantine, You'll Get It Home. Haircut At Home:

Final score:

12points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Hairdressers the world over are going to be the new wealth as they’ll be busy until 2030 fixing home hair disasters.

11points

KateKat 5 years ago

my aunt is a hairdresser and is cutting hair from her studio in her garage.

2points

#81

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

12points

POST

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

10points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I did so too, but it is wrong. SARS-CoV-2 is the official name of the virus, and COVID-19 the sickness that it causes. You can have SARS-CoV-2 without having COVID-19 (asymptomatic). Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

4points

#82

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

11points

POST

KateKat 5 years ago

#4 is NOT socially distancing.

4points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

At the office, #3.

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago (edited)

Perpetually #8, man

2points

Breana Baines 5 years ago

5

1point

4EVER PANDA 5 years ago

9

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

All of them, mate, all of them...

1point

#83

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

11points

POST

Sarah Huston 5 years ago

And since everybody's talking about Tiger King, this sanctuary in Colorado is where 42 of the animals wound up. https://www.facebook.com/TheWildAnimalSanctuary/posts/10158254641119485?__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAjBz7g1lU3pa3auGoTxfqmpaULGDKIorBnw9_VqBIcU8-r9w_phtIQfJ4ilCkNLRU23kS-CV3pJEfPEoWkQmlX0o-gdsMzJlUlDM16lgMYk5CflEJkq7lp-kjNfz7qDwjmKP94yKbhMGHdSHqSC0oFAqL2lwdBYvoZqwwCW9xHq-A9FYfltCuHnBSyxF3gcQbGrhQKd6Y2gIWrPVHwm888dUxG3QtbU7M4ZFkH6fifo8BVv8kDXQRK_kSpyDS3Ckvv3pjNbEn2rsppCDlQW63g90qnsQ1NgrJ9qYiwngIlP2uVRhaKnzf_dcKdVMpNyqgme3MFLaFEgfzPmXuYOPjGjShZCfEzq9zozE49F3YOzGSVCqdYuni82UwoS9hvA7kKym4lTIJLrqbfmEjCCZpeHOVPV02Th78z3QKyfvWBVT9yGgjGqDXMWsAp0mqw8jmawzBCTHHiAkdnamVpWG3a7R0IzuR6rG3R1UFJ&__tn__=H-R

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Coming back from CO I saw a sign for that

0points

#84

Pls Dont Be Late For The Class

Final score:

10points

POST

hopie 5 years ago

I’m the kid with bad internet

3points

#85

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

10points

POST

#86

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

9points

POST

Ice cube 5 years ago

actually, that's a lion...

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

you shaved your cat?!

0points

#87

Who Want's To Tell Him?

Final score:

9points

POST

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Some people just don't grasp it.

5points

Bunzilla 5 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose of the gloves...

2points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

At least he doesn't have Cheeto dust on his fingers, which is all that matters in a pandemic.

1point

#88

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

8points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

What? Day 7? More like first 10 mins of isolation.

6points

#89

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

7points

POST

brukernavn340 5 years ago (edited)

You're holding it wrong! That's why you got scratched.

4points

#90

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

7points

POST

#91

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

7points

POST

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

We have a Amish Friendship bread starter

3points

#92

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

7points

POST

Bill 5 years ago

Beware the Ides of March

5points

#93

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

6points

POST

aliya moran 5 years ago

awwww!

1point

#94

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

6points

POST

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

At stage 2

5points

aliya moran 5 years ago

Almost there. 3/5 rn

1point

#95

Welcome To The Big Leagues Kid

Final score:

5points

POST

ispeak catanese 5 years ago (edited)

USA carrying on as usual, like it's the best. Woohoooo, got a medal! Except we medaled in being the country with the third highest cases of covid. It's an odd joke, but makes a couple of points about the US.

1point

ladyconstellation 5 years ago

with no context this makes zero sense

0points

Tina Scogin 5 years ago

They are saying that Americans are celebrating that the US has less cases than China or Italy, I think, so this must be old. Otherwise, I dont' get it either.

2points

#96

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

5points

POST

#97

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

2points

POST

#98

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

-1point

POST

#99

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

-3points

POST

#100

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Covid-19-Jokes

Final score:

-4points

POST

SilverRozFox 5 years ago

Ah!! The truth has been found.

2points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Who's Epstein

1point