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In the face of the coronavirus pandemic, many businesses are hurting. And we should have some sympathy for them. After all, the stress of survival can force us into undesirable situations. However, some organizations try to get through these difficult times using such repulsive measures, they deserve nothing but pity. And bankruptcy.

From pressuring people to come to work against clear safety guidelines and common sense to begging for a bailout, the Internet users have been making fun of corporate America, reminding that businesses are nothing without their employees. Continue scrolling to check some of them out and upvote your faves!

#1

Too Big To Take Out A Loan And Pay It Back?

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Mando Lando
Community Member
6 years ago

Yep they expect every small business owner who's barely scraping by to get these low interest loans from banks to survive. But these multibillion-dollar companies can't do the same thing?

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    #2

    Just Sayin'

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    She has a good point. The corona crisis would be a good time to get rid of all this tax-evasive behaviour. Maybe finally Europe the the US can work together in proper taxation, instead of each side protecting "their" companies for the damage of everybody.

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    #3

    Yeeeessss Lol

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Fair enough!

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    #4

    Fair Is Fair

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    OMG, THIS.

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    #5

    Fun Fact

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    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's because they are publicly traded and focus mainly on shirt term profits to increase share price. Doing so requires them to be leveraged heavily. Go pull a 10K report for any large business and look at how much cash they have compared to total assets. You can see it on the balance sheet under the financial reports section. Mist large companies hold less than 5% of total assets in cash.

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    #6

    "Philanthropic" Billionaires Be Like

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    Robin hamp
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Yes and I have no issue with that. These companies make obscene profits in other territories whilst exploiting their infrastructure and talent . They should contribute in taxes to each country they make a profit in.

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    #7

    Ted Cruz

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I've always wanted to pay politicians double the minimum wage and force them to pay for medicine and retirement out of pocket.

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    #8

    Capitalism

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    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It seems to dawn on the American people that the American dream is really just a dream. And maybe even that social security is not communism.

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    #9

    Corporate Bailouts

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And isn't it strange that those now cry loudest for help that rallied against labour laws, market control etc. and called it "socialist"? They now willingly accept the state utilizing them or even buying shares. You either want a strong state or not; a "comprehensive cover" state that does not interfer in good times but backes up in bad times is the epithomy of unsolidary thinking!

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    #10

    What. The

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Tell me pls this is some very bad joke.

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    #11

    Us Bailout Policy In One Image

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Weren't "simple solutions" the answer of Trump for everything since he became president?

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    #12

    We Can Usually Make This Happen

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    Mando Lando
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And people need to legitimately boycott these places. There's just no way people are going to boycott Amazon though. They're doing interviews all over the country and hurting people into one room and going against all social distancing initiatives yet they're not getting fined or anything else. But if I had 10 people gathered on my porch I could get arrested and fined

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    #13

    Amazon

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    Kevin Wilcoxon
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Amazon = Evil

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    #14

    A Conservative Arguing For Workers Rights To Paid Sick Leave...

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    Mando Lando
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The people that give all that money are the same people that are saying that their people should go back to work. But only if they seem healthy and under 55 years old or so. They don't give a s*** about anyone but the 1%.

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    #15

    Pretty Much

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    How about we get rid of billionaires altogether. No one needs that much money.

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    #16

    Sad But True

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Slowly, this series gets only sad, not humourously critical...

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    #17

    Sad True

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    felixreychman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    With an education, you might have understood the odds of actually becoming rich. This is why the rich do not want the poor educated, and how people stay conditioned this way. The american dream is lie perpetuated by the few successfull...

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    #18

    CEO Bonuses

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    American airline can bite me.

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    #19

    Solidarity

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    Mando Lando
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And the worker who organized it got fired. Jeff bezos is the biggest piece of s*** in the entire world.

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    #20

    When You Wear A Watch On A Plane, Time Flies

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Airlines are such greedy companies squeezing money out of every little thing they possibly can, and now they expect the customers' help and loyalty. Maybe be reasonable and treat your customers better and people would have more interest in saving your business

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    #21

    Seriously

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Actually, I suspect about $5K will kick right back to each Congress member...

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    #22

    Corporates-Being-Jerks-Corona-Memes

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Scandalous and sickening...

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    #23

    It Really Be Like That

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    On $1,200.00 I can't afford to waste food. That Cheetos is being eaten.

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    #24

    The Scheme

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That's it! And everyone questioning it will simple be called "socialist" or "snowflake". However, nearly everyone is being cheated on.

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    #25

    Corporate Jerk

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Haha, and this in a country with like 10 unpaid holiday days in total (25+ paid in Europe, just for relation).

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    #26

    Capitalism

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    Uchman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    However, capitalism doesn't prevent bailouts of private corporations

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    #27

    Wall Street

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    As soon as they announced a $2 trillion dollar stimulus package...Andrew Yang was like "Where did we get $2 trillion dollars?"

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    #28

    Some May Even Die, I Don't Know

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    If employees don't return, the companies may raise salaries to encourage workers. This could be good....

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    #29

    This Is America

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    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This is Trump's healthcare..... bring back Obama

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    #30

    Just Saying

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    Tiina Lehtineva
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Please somebody tell me that someone gave him a highfive?

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    #31

    Hell Yes

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Why don't we work to prevent the next pandemic and bailout our education system next?

    #32

    Stock Market Fix

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That's literally what they said. That older Americans should be willing to die to save the economy and the future of the next generations

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    #33

    Toilet Paper Hoarders Are The Real Problem, Apparently

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    Bára Menhardová
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Because the billionaires own the media. Duh.

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    #34

    What About Those Poor Corporations That Avoid Us Taxes?

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Makes sense to me....

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    #35

    Corporate Bailouts

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    #36

    Data Caps Are A Money Making Racket

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Wait, does anyone even remember the AT&T antitrust suit in the 1980’s when they were a deemed a monopoly as the sole telephone company the the U.S? When they charged outrageous prices for calling “long distance” which could be just 20 miles from your home. We now have choices and free calls anywhere in the U.S. CHOOSE another carrier and move on.

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    #37

    If History Is Any Indication

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This needs to be higher up.. Everybody should read their emergency powers bill completely. A fuckton of unrelated s**t is entered into it to be hammered into approval.

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    #38

    A Small Price

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    #39

    Blue Shell The Rich

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    Person2638
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I would love to blue shell the 1%

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    #40

    To Calm Investors' Worries

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Your government is going to hand out free money. That's socialist. Prepare to pay the 70% income taxes that, according to a lot of Americans, Europeans have to pay to support their health care and socialist system.

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    #41

    Obliviously Rent Is Only 5$, Silly Government

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Link Congressional pay to the federal minimum wage... give them three times that hourly. Then see how fast social safety nets come back.

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    #42

    "We Don't Need Universal Healthcare"

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Just because they're struggling WITH a decent health care system doesn't mean the problem wouldn't have been worse without one. People avoiding testing and quarantine because they fear costs and losing their jobs (an subsequently, their health insurance) might well make the problem in the US worse. I, for one, am watching with a kind of horrified curiosity. No, I don't think my own European country is doing great. But I do think that the US are ticking more boxes in the category "things that could significantly worsen the outbreak".

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    #43

    Numbers Just Don't Match In A Logical Sense

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Just out of curiosity, if a person in the US dies during medical treatment, do their medical bills get cleared or does it get passed on for their next of kin to pay?

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    #44

    Retail Workers During Covid-19

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    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Most don't even have a mask.

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    #45

    Tax Handout

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    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And THIS is why this prick needs to GO!! 🤬

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    #46

    Billionaires Need To Do More

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    #47

    Corporations Be Like

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "I'll trickle down, I promise." (*facepalm*)

    #48

    They Care

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    #49

    Generous

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You know, he could have given nothing. Wasn't obliged to give those 0.03% either.

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    #50

    Stimulus

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    Pervinca
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's not economy. It's average people

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    #51

    Here We Go Again

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    #52

    Rich vs. Poor

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    #53

    You Get A Bailout Check

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    A2Bros
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And you get a bailout check!

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    #54

    Bank CEO When They Hear There Is Bailout Money.

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    #55

    Corporate Stock Buybacks Are Fun

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    #56

    Bailout Needed

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    #57

    Congress Has Their Back

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    Gronk Da Cronk
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Needs more pitchforks

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