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Xander Garlock Balzer

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Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

80 Math Memes For Those Who No Longer Need To Count On Their Fingers

So is his wife

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

WAIT. E*******n is censored now?!

75 Times People Solved A Problem In Creative And Unhinged Ways

This person just cost them a lot more money in the long run. Something that could be repaired with one tee now needs a tee two coupling and a ball valve. It would have been more affective to turn the water off temporarily.

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

WAIT. E*******n is censored now?!

75 Times People Solved A Problem In Creative And Unhinged Ways

Random-Memes-Tastelessalex

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Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 9 items 3 months ago

50 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

This is a good thing.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

S*x cosplay.

50 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

This is a good thing.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

S*x cosplay.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

Not THAT pûssy, mate....

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

Do u mean american football or soccer?

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

( I read that in George Takei's voice... )

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

That'll keep me awake a few extra hours tonight, thank you.

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

There really is nothing else to say is there

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

I read BoredPanda collections of Twitter posts of Instagram reels that were tiktok videos some time last year.

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

Oh my!

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Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 3 months ago

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

Do u mean american football or soccer?

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

I'd say football fans in general. Watch rugby instead . Not that I like rugby, but at least it is not football.

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

Leave them next to your Crocs, please.

50 Photos That Capture The Split Second Before Disaster Hits And They’re Hilarious

Here in Portland we have an annual event called Witches on the Willamette. Hundreds of local witches dress up and paddleboard down the Willamette River. It's October so it's happening this month. Can't wait to see the look on the soldier's faces. Portland will continue to Portland.

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

Leave them next to your Crocs, please.

50 Photos That Capture The Split Second Before Disaster Hits And They’re Hilarious

That button is holding on for dear life

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

Sprite. You want Sprite.

A Pilot And His Son, Now A Co-Pilot, Recreated A Cockpit Photo They First Took Together 29 Years Ago

Alia Muhammad Baker, A Librarian In Iraq, Saved Around 30,000 Books By Secretly Moving Them Before Her Library Was Destroyed During The 2003 Iraq War

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Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 Memes For Everyone Who Can’t Get Enough Of True Crime

F**K

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 8 items 10 months ago

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40 Of The Best Wall Street Memes To Lift Your Spirits During An Economic Downturn (New Pics)

40 Memes And Posts That Physicists Might Especially Enjoy (New Pics)

^me

Curiosities

40 Of The Best Wall Street Memes To Lift Your Spirits During An Economic Downturn (New Pics)

40 Memes And Posts That Physicists Might Especially Enjoy (New Pics)

^me

Physics-Memes

50 Of The Funniest Work Memes To Share With Your Buds At The Water Cooler

This is too on point. This should be higher on the list.

Relatable-Memes-Thefunnyintrovert

Work-Office-Memes

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Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 10 months ago

40 Memes And Posts That Physicists Might Especially Enjoy (New Pics)

ik me too lol

Xander Garlock Balzer • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst School Story You Have? (Closed)

Xander Garlock Balzer • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst School Story You Have? (Closed)

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

Curiosities

Breathe Air That Doesn't Smell Vaguely Of Regret And Old Takeout With An Affordable Air Purifier Making Your Apartment Less Questionable

Curiosities

That Tangle Of Cords Beside Your Bed That Looks Suspiciously Like Sentient Spaghetti Can Be Replaced By An Affordable Nightstand With Wireless Charging Station

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Xander Garlock Balzer • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst School Story You Have? (Closed)

Xander Garlock Balzer • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst School Story You Have? (Closed)

Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 3 months ago

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

Do u mean american football or soccer?

Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 Memes For Everyone Who Can’t Get Enough Of True Crime

F**K

Xander Garlock Balzer • commented on a post 10 months ago

40 Memes And Posts That Physicists Might Especially Enjoy (New Pics)

ik me too lol

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

80 Math Memes For Those Who No Longer Need To Count On Their Fingers

So is his wife

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

Samuel L. Jackson Chemistry Meme

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

WAIT. E*******n is censored now?!

75 Times People Solved A Problem In Creative And Unhinged Ways

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

The worst part of ADHD isn't finishing the last 10%, it's starting on the first 1%.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

W*F BP, don't call me out like that.

Random-Memes-Tastelessalex

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Again, I ask, how??

Xander Garlock Balzer • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

50 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

This is a good thing.

50 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

That'll keep me awake a few extra hours tonight, thank you.

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

( I read that in George Takei's voice... )

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

There really is nothing else to say is there

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

Oh my!

If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

I read BoredPanda collections of Twitter posts of Instagram reels that were tiktok videos some time last year.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

S*x cosplay.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

Not THAT pûssy, mate....

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

Do u mean american football or soccer?

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

I'd say football fans in general. Watch rugby instead . Not that I like rugby, but at least it is not football.

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