I would invite all my family and friends over for one last, badas$ game of Cards Against Humanity, while drinking copious amounts of wine.

I would 360° snipeshot trump

I used my entire bonus for our wedding and honeymoon, and part of it was on an insanely fancy black tie dinner in the Canary Islands. It was a three course, so I figured the portions would be decent.
The first course was a salad. Don't get me wrong, it was REALLY good. All the veggies were perfect, it was crunchy and crisp, and the Balsamic they used was to this day the best I had. But it was TINY. Like...it was served in a bowl legitimately no bigger than a teacup. Two forkfuls and it was gone.
And when the main course came, I was excited, because it was roast duck. Ladies and gentlemen, hold out your thumb. THAT was the size of the piece of duck we got. Literally over in one bite. It was soooooooooooo good. Like, thinking about it makes my mouth water. But it was nothing! And then dessert, which was a Canadian sorbet. It was made with honey and lemon, but it came out in a little glass maybe the size of two or three shot glasses.

The entire meal was maybe four or five fork/spoonfuls. It was unbelievably delicious, but I hadn't eaten all day in preparation for this, so my wife, who was wearing the most beautiful gown, and me in a tux, walked our butts down to a Burger King by the beach and gorged ourselves on cheeseburgers and chicken fries lol.