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Zephyr343

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Zephyr343 • commented on a post 13 hours ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

Im guessing some NFT nonsense.

Zephyr343 • commented on 32 posts 1 week ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

If you uninstall copilot and hit the button....it installs again. They could have been really evil and put it in the middle of the keyboard

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

We must all pick our battles but I agree. No point and not worth the stress as long as I can generally understand what the person is trying to get across

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Yes. Specifically David Tennant

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Depends how brave you are

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

My wife and I made somewhere near $370,000 last year and dont think we can afford a second child going through the numbers. Only reason it was that high is because I have a widely varying commission so it was a one off--hard to plan for the future. Oh, and I have health insurance through my wife. If I had to get it for us (if she stayed home) 38M/38F and our baby, it started at $1300 a month with a $12,000 deductible.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Yes ma'am. Epidural was $23,000 each (she had 2 during birth). Granted, both numbers are before insurance. However, the government is generous enough to give us a $2,200 a year child tax credit! Which does not cover 1 month of daycare.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

My wife thinks they placed it in the most likely spot to get accidentally hit to artificially boost "usage" numbers

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Love these lists!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Oxford was her safety school. She's waiting on her top choice--McDonalds University

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Hmmmmmm idk. Daycare for our 8 month old is $2400 a month. Formula is $158 every 2 weeks. Vaccines cost $1400.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Idk digging up graves?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And if it wasn't for an asteroid you might be a dinosaur

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And humble too.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I got my wife a new XPS laptop for Christmas. It has a dedicated Copilot button where the right control key used to be. First thing I looked up was how to disable or remind it. Remember the bixby button that Samsung force fed down everyone's throats? Yeah, the Microsoft button should do the same and disappear

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Sure her attitude works well enough for that

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

How long does it take to update?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Nah, she's using a rock to check for a hollow sound

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

And not our ungulated friends

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Next thing you know, them uppity women folk will be wanting to vote!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Sounds good. Can he be more selective next time? I have a few locations in mind

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Zephyr343 • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

It's a powerful d‍r‍u‍g.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I rebound the co-pilot key multiple times and it kept resetting so I pulled the plastic co-pilot key off. Been a few months, no apparent implications.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

It's a powerful d‍r‍u‍g.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I rebound the co-pilot key multiple times and it kept resetting so I pulled the plastic co-pilot key off. Been a few months, no apparent implications.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I think I have the same laptop, but it's a work laptop and I don't have permission to change the key bindings. I keep hitting it and making copilot popup. God I hate it.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

🎶Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born🎶

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

STOP it, you radical! 😂

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

No, they always thank God. Don't know why you are being so obstreperous.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

well she has to have something going for her I spose, since he light has no personality,or selflessness going for her, shallow s k a n k !

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Zephyr343 • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Zephyr343 • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Song Is Currently Stuck In Your Head? (Closed)

Zephyr343 • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

No Honeymoon Suite After The Wedding. Mita?

Hey Pandas, How Did You Handle Being Single While Your Friends Dated And Married? (Closed)

Zephyr343 • commented on a post 13 hours ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

Im guessing some NFT nonsense.

Zephyr343 • commented on 19 posts 1 week ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

If it was she would be saying "make my booty grow!"

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

According to legend, he used to be a cardiothoracic surgeon before becoming insufferable

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Bears out here doing it right

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Cut you out of my life in 5 seconds and forget you in the next 10

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Hopium

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Quickest way to a man's heart

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

He's a doctor like dr. Pepper is a doctor

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Left = mistress, right = wife.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

I just dont play well with others

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

My statues would be bowing to me.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Seems everyone else has it together and im just really good at playing pretend

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Depends who the other person is

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

If you uninstall copilot and hit the button....it installs again. They could have been really evil and put it in the middle of the keyboard

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

We must all pick our battles but I agree. No point and not worth the stress as long as I can generally understand what the person is trying to get across

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Yes. Specifically David Tennant

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Depends how brave you are

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

My wife thinks they placed it in the most likely spot to get accidentally hit to artificially boost "usage" numbers

Zephyr343 • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

93 Edgy And Hilarious Memes That Might Make Your Day Way Better

Nice job all around, Zephyr! Except I will be bringing a mace for the thing in the stocks.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

It's a powerful d‍r‍u‍g.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I rebound the co-pilot key multiple times and it kept resetting so I pulled the plastic co-pilot key off. Been a few months, no apparent implications.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I think I have the same laptop, but it's a work laptop and I don't have permission to change the key bindings. I keep hitting it and making copilot popup. God I hate it.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

well she has to have something going for her I spose, since he light has no personality,or selflessness going for her, shallow s k a n k !

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

No, they always thank God. Don't know why you are being so obstreperous.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

STOP it, you radical! 😂

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

🎶Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born🎶

Tommy Lee Jones’ Daughter’s Cause Of Passing Revealed After Her Body Was Found In A Ritzy Hotel

Yep, same. It was my substance of choice when I was an addíct. Scared the shít out of myself when I took way too much once and couldn't sleep for three days straight. Probably would have ended up like Victoria myself, except for the fact that Colombian Marching Powder is expensive.

Zephyr343 • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

..aa-a-are we sure that's not just him in a wig??

This FB Page Shares Interesting Facts And Pics And These 69 Are Truly Interesting

Make sure you won't need to run to a washroom before you get on the bridge.

Zephyr343 • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

58 Silly Mistakes By Wives, Fiancees And Girlfriends That Turned Ordinary Days Into Unexpected Comedy (New Pics)

If this is OP's girlfriend, where is the wife?

“Self-Proclaimed Chef” Brooklyn Beckham’s “Laughable” Breakfast Video Brutally Roasted Amid Family Feud

Please tell me that was satire. Why were Hoda, Carson, and Al acting so enthralled with his plain a*s egg sandwich on untoasted white bread?

Academy Releases 2026 Oscar Nominations

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38 Diseases That Are The Worst Of The Worst

I don't know who downvoted you, but I guess they haven't heard of/read the book written by a man with locked-in syndrome, dictated by blinking. (The diving bell is his body; inert, a dead weight. The butterfly is his eyelid; his means of communication.) A remarkable story.

“She Looks So Forced”: Fans Pick Apart Ariana Grande’s “Creepy Mannerisms” In Viral Interview Clip

Whatever's going on with her, these criticisms are not going to help. Just leave the poor woman alone!

Americans Shared 33 Things Other People Need To Know About What’s Going On In The US

I have a hard time believing JD "Jorkin DaPeanus" Vance has the intelligence to be Machiavellian, but I could be wrong. He honestly reminds me a lot of an orange cat: no braincell, nothing behind those big blue eyes (while simultaneously being nowhere near as cute or lovable as a cat.) Again, I could be wrong, but I think he's actually a dolt. If the Orange Thing were to drop dead and The Couchfúcker took over, I think he'd become a mouthpiece for the party nutbags and not a leader in his own right. Not that that's BETTER than being Machiavellian, mind you.

Zephyr343 • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 Pics People Just Had To Take At Walmart Or Else Nobody Would Believe What They Saw

Got any sugar water?

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

One woman had this spreadsheet but barely knew formulas. She went a way for a week during which I looked after the spreadsheet. When she came back the spreadsheet looked the same but magically calculated her totals and now had macros at the touch of a button.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Fun fact, the girl who made that song was 10 years old and someone ACTUALLY gave her a hippo for Christmas later lmao

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