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Zephyr343

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Zephyr343 • commented on a post 3 days ago

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

France did too....just saying

Zephyr343 • commented on 7 posts 5 days ago

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

My wife offered to buy me a PS5 in February when she was pregnant for the same reason. 1) I would much rather spend that time with my family (babies dont keep--staying babies forever) and 2) It would become an expensive paperweight

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

That is a real good way to guarantee you won't have a wife anymore.

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

First laptop I had was only in black and white. It came with a game called Reversi, which to this day I still dont understand

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer bought Marge a bowling ball lol

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Only took 17 months to complete the flight

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Zephyr343 • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Work Tweets To Read On Your Toilet Break

Curriculum vitae. Basically a resumé but usually called a CV in scientific fields

Zephyr343 • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Missed it by THAT much

38 Places That Instagram Made Look Good, But Are Underwhelming In Reality

Agree. Lucerne and Interlaken were beautiful.

Zephyr343 • upvoted an item 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Sorry about that, Chief!

Zephyr343 • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

38 Places That Instagram Made Look Good, But Are Underwhelming In Reality

If you want a Swiss city on a lake with some genuine character, Luzern is only an hour or so away. Much smaller centre you can walk round, much less busy, much more beautiful.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

This part? Matthew 6:5–6, "When you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

Zephyr343 • commented on 26 posts 2 weeks ago

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Sadly, some people are beyond help 😔. I do have a wicked desire to cut a pizza in a spiral shape though.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Omg! Mine says "push!" No wonder it didnt work!

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Sadly, some people are beyond help 😔. I do have a wicked desire to cut a pizza in a spiral shape though.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Omg! Mine says "push!" No wonder it didnt work!

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Or using the code "breakroom" to get a free movie

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Unless said faculty puts their name on it and requires a new version every year

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

About 3 hours

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Having flashbacks to Dude, Where's my car?

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

That depends on so so so oh so many factors

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

We had a technical college by us growing up. MATC. We called it "Milwaukees Alternative to College."

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

And drop the ones that won't help you succeed or are jealous of your success

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

Please. I wrote my Masters thesis the day before it was due (it was outlined heavily already and only took 12 straight hours of typing)

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

I commute 4 hours a day to and from the office just so I can watch my little 5 month old girl grow up. Always remember: babies don't keep.

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

Time flies....but penguins don't 😞

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

Yeah! You know what, I needed to hear that 🙂. I WILL steal the Hope Diamond. I just needed that reassurance. Time to stop thinking and start doing. Thank you kind friend!

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

Nope. Some will take advantage of that and see it as a weakness to exploit until they have taken everything from you

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

Congrats! That is awesome! 18 here. Smoked 20 years. Stopped when my daughter was born 5 months ago.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

That would be lane markings that are non reflective so you cant see them in the dark or the rain. But that would be in Madison, WI, where I currently live. IL is just Chicago then nothing else at all. I work there so I see 2 hours of nothing each day when I drive in to work and 2 hours of nothing each day when I drive back

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Try as I might I cant explain it lol. Look up https://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/htm/2003r1/part2/part2e2.htm In the first diagram you see, it says "left exit". That box is on the left side of the sign indicating the next exit is on the left. Scroll down and you will see them on the right.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Appreciate you Multa! That's what I was thinking of. Atheist that got a minor in religious studies because he didnt spend time growing up with organized (or disorganized) religion and wanted to learn about it outside of a church

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Herding cows! Of course I have heard of cows. No, a cow herd! Who cares what a cow heard

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

There's no money in researching antibiotics, that's what I have heard.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Blame credit cards and instant gratification

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Same with sense

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

Osteogensis imperfecta is brittle bone disease. Mobius Syndrome doesn't allow a person to have facial expressions.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

They were invented by Don Rickles. True story.

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

I mean, its told to you in the big giant book of parenting that is given right after you leave the hospital with your child. Its also on all the exams you have to take before you're allowed to have a ch....wait....they dont do that?

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

There are no bad dogs, just bad owners

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Zephyr343 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

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Hey Pandas, What Song Is Currently Stuck In Your Head? (Closed)

No Honeymoon Suite After The Wedding. Mita?

Hey Pandas, How Did You Handle Being Single While Your Friends Dated And Married? (Closed)

Zephyr343 • commented on a post 3 days ago

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

France did too....just saying

Zephyr343 • commented on 7 posts 5 days ago

30 Americans Living In Canada Reveal The Differences Between The Two

Ummm not all of us are...pretty broad generalization

30 Americans Living In Canada Reveal The Differences Between The Two

Is French only taught in the Eastern portion of Canada? As far as a language requirement?

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

That is a real good way to guarantee you won't have a wife anymore.

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

First laptop I had was only in black and white. It came with a game called Reversi, which to this day I still dont understand

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer bought Marge a bowling ball lol

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Only took 17 months to complete the flight

Zephyr343 • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Work Tweets To Read On Your Toilet Break

Curriculum vitae. Basically a resumé but usually called a CV in scientific fields

Zephyr343 • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Missed it by THAT much

38 Places That Instagram Made Look Good, But Are Underwhelming In Reality

Agree. Lucerne and Interlaken were beautiful.

Zephyr343 • commented on 9 posts 2 weeks ago

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Sadly, some people are beyond help 😔. I do have a wicked desire to cut a pizza in a spiral shape though.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Omg! Mine says "push!" No wonder it didnt work!

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Or using the code "breakroom" to get a free movie

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Unless said faculty puts their name on it and requires a new version every year

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

About 3 hours

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Having flashbacks to Dude, Where's my car?

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

That depends on so so so oh so many factors

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

We had a technical college by us growing up. MATC. We called it "Milwaukees Alternative to College."

People Are Sharing The Things They'd Learned Too Late In Life, And These 51 Ones Are Eye-Opening

And drop the ones that won't help you succeed or are jealous of your success

Zephyr343 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Sorry about that, Chief!

38 Places That Instagram Made Look Good, But Are Underwhelming In Reality

If you want a Swiss city on a lake with some genuine character, Luzern is only an hour or so away. Much smaller centre you can walk round, much less busy, much more beautiful.

Zephyr343 • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

“I Didn’t Know This And Now I Feel Stupid”: 48 Pieces Of Knowledge That Were Supposed To Be Common

50 Amazing Pics Of Our World You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

smoking

50 Amazing Pics Of Our World You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

Two

50 Amazing Pics Of Our World You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

Two smoking barrels

50 Weird Behind-The-Scenes Images That Put A Whole New Spin On Your Favorite Films (New Pics)

Walton! Season 2 comes out in December!

Zephyr343 • upvoted 8 items 3 weeks ago

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

i can hear a bottle of beer being opened at least that far.

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

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50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

I know - it is so very sad. I'd add a pic of one, but BP would just hide it.

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

"Secretive and alert, the jaguarundi is typically solitary or forms pairs in the wild; however, captive individuals are more gregarious. Unlike other sympatric cats such as the ocelot, the jaguarundi is more active during the day and hunts mainly during daytime and evening hours. Individuals live in large home ranges, and are sparsely distributed within a region. The jaguarundi is an efficient climber, but typically prefers hunting on ground. It feeds on various kinds of prey, especially ground-feeding birds, reptiles, rodents and small mammals. Mating occurs throughout the year, with peaks at different times of the year across the range. After a gestation period of 70 to 75 days, a litter of one to four kittens is born. Lifespans of up to 15 years have been recorded in captivity."

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

Well in the meantime: "The jaguarundi is a wild cat native to the Americas. Its range extends from central Argentina in the south to northern Mexico, through Central and South America east of the Andes. The jaguarundi is a medium-sized cat of slender build. Its coloration is uniform with two color morphs, gray and red."

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

I "don't understand"? Oh, that's where you're wrong. You know nothing about me or how I was raised or the family members I've lived with. I know EXACTLY how Christians act.

50 Dangerous And Soul-Crushing Cities You Should Delete From Your Bucket List

Zephyr343 - you are the BEST!!!!!!! XXXOOO

50 Dangerous And Soul-Crushing Cities You Should Delete From Your Bucket List

And after yet another hour the title is now "65 Dangerous And Soul-Crushing Cities You Should Delete From Your Bucket List." 8`-)

Zephyr343 • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

30 Celebrity Costumes That Made Everyone Gasp At Heidi Klum’s 2025 Freak-Fest

Why is this getting downvoted? This is the iconic costume of Milla Jovovich from the movie The Fifth Element

From Alaska To Florida: The Most Beautiful Churches In Every US State

Yes! I've gone there and it's AMAZING. Not a "church" in the traditional Christian sense, but a house of worship nonetheless. It was actually named the most beautiful building in Illinois (and that is saying a lot for a state that is home to Chicago, which has some absolutely stunning architecture).

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

UK Grandad has not worked out that one of the reasons people get down voted is sometimes they are simply wrong.

35 Times The Internet Totally Roasted Wannabe Alpha Males

That last line is so true!

35 Times The Internet Totally Roasted Wannabe Alpha Males

I was about to say something similar. I actually had a great time, which was a problem because my body couldn't take it for years. Well done, my friend!

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