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Evolbeky • upvoted 7 items 17 hours ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

My friend the other day was freaking out because some stupid podcast was going on about bone density and teenage birth control. First off this can easily be reversed if you stop taking the birth control. Secondly did the pod cast mention how teenage pregnancy effects bone density? No of course not. The effects of pregnancy, especially a unwanted one when your body is still growing are always going to be far worse than the pill.

Funny, Jokes

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Funny, Jokes

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Oh my

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

🤣 respect for your friend for respecting your orientation though

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

My best friend is. After 25 years I asked him why he never hit on me or anything, am I ugly? Come on man you can tell me. He goes. No dumbass you're straight. Doh!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Merry Krampus everyone! :) https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/8162dI1VvsL_AC_UF350350_QL80_-6996ebd371e49.jpg

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

Read; 'Are you lying to me?'

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Evolbeky • upvoted 33 items 1 day ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

How on earth is that a flex?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

How on earth is that a flex?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Sure her attitude works well enough for that

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

🤣

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

"You pinecone"! Some people think of the most deliciously withering insults!

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Have you even read the bible Kevin? If you [harm] a lady, you pay to their father or husband. They were not equal, they were property..

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Oooof, Julia needs lots of aloe vera

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

Weird - and frankly creepy

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

become a spleen model?

Animals

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

It's the same in the U.S. When we took my stepkids trips to Mexico or Canada, we had to get a notarized letter from her ex giving us permission. It also stated each location we were going and how long we would be there - with specific dates.

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

For people with a flexible conscience rules are guidelines at best, a means to gauge a bill at worst. You can sway people with emotions, or, failing that, money.

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

you know, boys will be boys... /s

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

Good for the brothers!

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

The jerk in this story actually created a joint tax return, and had her sign it, but never submitted that one. Then he created a married filing single return for himself without her knowing. She thought she had signed an actual return, but he scammed her.

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

I'd ask my friend why they wanted their wife to die and not just cut them off without saying. S**t friends, s**t ex wife

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

I'd be going to jail over that one...

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

Wow! It never ceases to amaze me how the brain can make even the most delusional plan seem rational when one is having a psychotic break.

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

Nobody is born English speaking. Babies are born not knowing any language...

Family Excludes Daughter's Wife From Vacation, Gets Mad When She Refuses To Join: "My Heart Sank"

I hope OP and her wife have a good relationship now with her sister and brother-in-law. It sounds like they really didn't know what was going on.

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

Yikes 😳😬

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

They are so cute when they stand up like that. And it's to make them look big & fearsome!

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

Cute and comfy

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

What the hell?!! In my country, a minor cannot leave the country without explicit permission from both the parents

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

#PRIORITIES

Family Excludes Daughter's Wife From Vacation, Gets Mad When She Refuses To Join: "My Heart Sank"

People who have done nothing to gain the wealth play the most horrible games to 'protect' it. At least OP's sister saw the light.

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

Help him FFS -_-

46 Divorce Lawyers Share Stories So Messed Up They Still Haunt Them Today

There's a special word created just for people like this. A word most of us hate using but in this case its warranted. Cúnt..what a fúcking cúnt. Sorry for the potty mouth.

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Evolbeky • submitted a new post 8 months ago

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Evolbeky • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Book Or Movie Quote Do You Try To Apply To Your Life? (Closed)

Evolbeky • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Judge These 26 Relationship Gestures And See If You’re Accepting The Bare Minimum

Oh apparently "the" is the offensive part of W*F 🤣🤣🤣

Judge These 26 Relationship Gestures And See If You’re Accepting The Bare Minimum

Absolutely ridiculous! W*F even was that? Lol

Evolbeky • commented on a post 1 week ago

59 People Share Pics Of Themselves And Their Pets And They're Just Too Similar

Mommm!!! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Evolbeky • commented on a post 2 months ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

It does sound nice, but it isn't. A person has to be homeless poor, or have a bunch of kids to qualify. And even then there are crazy hoops to jump through and it still isn't enough.

Evolbeky • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

46 People Share Mildly Disturbing Facts You May Have Never Heard Before

Really?! Interesting. They can still go f themselves though

50 Newly Adopted Pets Who Brought Happiness And Warmth To People's Homes In October

Sáuced?? If so, yes he does lol

50 Newly Adopted Pets Who Brought Happiness And Warmth To People's Homes In October

Adorable! Hope you have some cattle, or lots of free time :)

“Hol’Up, Wait A Minute!”: 70 Posts That Go From 0 To 100 Real Quick (New Pics)

Having handled my mother's cremated remains, it is definitely ash, and nothing like small gravel. But ok

"Guy Behind Me Basically Evaporated": 40 Times People's Gut Instinct Saved Their Lives

Well the way the post is written is technically incorrect in a few ways, from a grammar perspective. But is fine "coloquially" or as a normal way of speaking. Hope that helps

Evolbeky • commented on 11 posts 4 months ago

50 True Stories Of People Who Fell Victim To Cults

Agreed. "TelEvengalists" also in particular. But also, why do the churches not want to pay taxes, when it's all "for the good of the people".

50 True Stories Of People Who Fell Victim To Cults

From a Beky to a Becca, I hope you're ok. And F those Fing Cnts

“The Hardest I’ve Tried To Not Laugh”: 30 ER Employees Share The Most Comical Moments Of Their Jobs

I read that in a country accent... for some reason

“The Hardest I’ve Tried To Not Laugh”: 30 ER Employees Share The Most Comical Moments Of Their Jobs

Agreed. And how does one manage to cut themself badly enough with a butter knife for the ER??

You Might Lose Your Appetite For A Whole Week After Witnessing These 50 Food Crimes (New Pics)

Ughh! I thought that was a thigh, but the eye and ear holes give it away. Its a bloated head 🤢🤮

50 Adorable And Wholesome Posts To Brighten Your Feed, Courtesy Of This IG Page

The dogs become lifeguards? Lol

40 Times People Lied And Later Found Out The Consequences It Had For Other People

Reported. If anyone is tempted, just say "scam" 3 times into the mirror and Dr. Benjamin will appear to steal all of your money

“Didn't Even Know How To Respond”: 50 Chronic Patients Share The Dumbest ‘Cures’ They Heard

Melatonin for me somehow makes me even more awake, and if I manage to fall asleep, gives me crazy dreams where I'm not even restful. F that S

50 Relatable Posts That Speak Nothing But The Truth About Having A Significant Other

Yes. Or at least not a pet who they have loved as they deserve

"Cats Are Aliens": 50 Pics Of Cats That Just Might Prove They're From Another Planet

My (now deceased) baby had FIV, along with bad dermatitis issues. He had to have a bath with special shampoo every 2 weeks. Neither of us enjoyed it :(

50 Fascinating Posts From The Instagram Account 'The Weird Unknown'

Anoles... lol 🤭

Evolbeky • upvoted 20 items 10 hours ago

Funny, Jokes

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

This Might Be A Crime Scene

Now Do You Understand Why?

Just A Meme I Related Too

"Carrying Food Is A Feminine Trait"

Elite Finish

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Oh my

That Was Brutal

Gx Got No Chill

It Was Too Easy To Pass On This One

Logically Laid To Rest

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

How on earth is that a flex?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Sure her attitude works well enough for that

Never Been On Birth Control

Paycheck To Homelessness

Well... Nobody Is Perfect

They Haven't Looked At Anyone

She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

On Understanding Math

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