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Geoff Pearce • commented on a post 1 month ago

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

And the MAGA crowd think natural selection is bunk. This proves the hypothesis.

Geoff Pearce • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

41 Adorable Pet Pics Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Geoff Pearce • upvoted 13 items 3 months ago

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Geoff Pearce • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

“Oops That’s Deadly”: 50 Clueless People Who Have Everyone Wondering How They Are Still Alive

Natural selection at work...

50 Bizarre Vintage Ads That Are A History Lesson About Changing Cultural Norms

I mean, as a lesbian I can confirm that eating out improves my life

Geoff Pearce • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

These 24 Misheard Lyrics Are Driving People Crazy: Try Completing The Lyrics Perfectly

Jennifer Warnes and Joe Cocker sang "Love lift us up where we belong". I always preferred, "The lift goes up where we belong". My version makes more sense.

“Know When To Leave”: 47 Emotional Intelligence Tricks People Learned From Observing Others

Use your ears and your mouth in the proportion that you have been given them.

These 24 Misheard Lyrics Are Driving People Crazy: Try Completing The Lyrics Perfectly

Jennifer Warnes and Joe Cocker sang "Love lift us up where we belong". I always preferred, "The lift goes up where we belong". My version makes more sense.

“Know When To Leave”: 47 Emotional Intelligence Tricks People Learned From Observing Others

Use your ears and your mouth in the proportion that you have been given them.

50 Funny Pareidolia Pics That Prove Even Random Objects Have Personality

Took the words right outta my mouth

50 Pictures That Prove Reality Can Be Stranger Than Photoshop

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Geoff Pearce • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

“I Don’t Have The Crayons”: 50 Of The Very Best Insults To Humble Folks Who’re Asking For It

Ask her to spell WAY. When she does say, you forgot the F. When she says , "there's no F in Way. Say, Madam, you have your answer.

50 Typos So Bad You May Feel Like You’re Having A Stroke

or the beer holder

“I Don’t Have The Crayons”: 50 Of The Very Best Insults To Humble Folks Who’re Asking For It

Ask her to spell WAY. When she does say, you forgot the F. When she says , "there's no F in Way. Say, Madam, you have your answer.

50 Typos So Bad You May Feel Like You’re Having A Stroke

or the beer holder

50 Unsettling Images From The "Oddly Horrifying" Online Group (New Pics)

I think BP would rather that be expressed as c*ancer

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Geoff Pearce • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

I'm glad to see that my attempt a humor wasn't completely wasted.

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Agree. Everyone should learn to speak proper like what I do.

Geoff Pearce • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Geoff Pearce • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Must-Read Book From Your Country To Understand Its Culture?

Hey Pandas, What's A Random Opinion You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Technology Do You Think Is The Most Overrated Or Overused? (Closed)

Geoff Pearce • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

50 Restaurant Signs That Cracked Clients Up (Best Of All Time)

Rolf

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

So, setem up Joe, I've got a little story I'd like you to know........

50 Restaurant Signs That Cracked Clients Up (Best Of All Time)

Rolf

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

So, setem up Joe, I've got a little story I'd like you to know........

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened To You That No One Will Ever Believe? (Closed)

Yes, there was slight black smudge left where the ball lightning had been.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Baffling Signs That People Found In The Wild

Autocorrect, my worst enema

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

Nah, she's just doing an impression of Donald Trump

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

FES members were alarmed during Covid that social distancing rules would push them over the edge.

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Geoff Pearce • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened To You That No One Will Ever Believe? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

Hey Pandas, Share A Cute Picture Of Your Pet

Geoff Pearce • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is A Classic Old Saying That Can Be Reworded To Change The Outcome? (Closed)

Geoff Pearce • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

41 Adorable Pet Pics Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Geoff Pearce • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Geoff Pearce • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Must-Read Book From Your Country To Understand Its Culture?

Hey Pandas, What's A Random Opinion You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Technology Do You Think Is The Most Overrated Or Overused? (Closed)

Geoff Pearce • submitted 14 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened To You That No One Will Ever Believe? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

Hey Pandas, Share A Cute Picture Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, How Do You Like Money?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Classic Old Saying That Can Be Reworded To Change The Outcome? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Some Useful Life Tips And Tricks You Learned From Your Parents (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Rescue(s) (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Corniest Dad Joke (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Geoff Pearce • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Pun Jokes (Closed)

Geoff Pearce • commented on a post 1 month ago

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

And the MAGA crowd think natural selection is bunk. This proves the hypothesis.

Geoff Pearce • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

These 24 Misheard Lyrics Are Driving People Crazy: Try Completing The Lyrics Perfectly

Jennifer Warnes and Joe Cocker sang "Love lift us up where we belong". I always preferred, "The lift goes up where we belong". My version makes more sense.

“Know When To Leave”: 47 Emotional Intelligence Tricks People Learned From Observing Others

Use your ears and your mouth in the proportion that you have been given them.

50 Funny Pareidolia Pics That Prove Even Random Objects Have Personality

Took the words right outta my mouth

50 Pictures That Prove Reality Can Be Stranger Than Photoshop

Geoff Pearce • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

“I Don’t Have The Crayons”: 50 Of The Very Best Insults To Humble Folks Who’re Asking For It

Ask her to spell WAY. When she does say, you forgot the F. When she says , "there's no F in Way. Say, Madam, you have your answer.

50 Typos So Bad You May Feel Like You’re Having A Stroke

or the beer holder

50 Unsettling Images From The "Oddly Horrifying" Online Group (New Pics)

I think BP would rather that be expressed as c*ancer

Geoff Pearce • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

I'm glad to see that my attempt a humor wasn't completely wasted.

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Agree. Everyone should learn to speak proper like what I do.

Geoff Pearce • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

50 Restaurant Signs That Cracked Clients Up (Best Of All Time)

Rolf

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

So, setem up Joe, I've got a little story I'd like you to know........

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Happened To You That No One Will Ever Believe? (Closed)

Yes, there was slight black smudge left where the ball lightning had been.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Baffling Signs That People Found In The Wild

Autocorrect, my worst enema

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

Nah, she's just doing an impression of Donald Trump

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

FES members were alarmed during Covid that social distancing rules would push them over the edge.

31 Of The Most Baseless And Cringiest Things People Ever Heard In Their Life, As Told In This Thread

I guess that's why flat earthers were dead against social distancing during Covid. It pushed them over the edge.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You're Really Proud Of?

This reminds of a Dorothy Parker quote: "I hate writing, I love having written".

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Really Good Riddles You Know? (Closed)

A horse

Hey Pandas, What Interior Design Trends Will Never Go Out Of Style? (Closed)

Mid century modern anything

Geoff Pearce • upvoted 13 items 3 months ago

27 Photos That Seem Normal Until You Learn The Mysteries Behind Them

Pareidolia

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

The two sides are not the same.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

Well at least she’ll be allowed to vote now. Kirk was against women’s suffrage, among other things. Didn’t deserve to be killed for it, but we should face facts. He was a religious-f*****t.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

Is it right to shoot someone? No. That said, I wonder why all MAGA heroes need to diminish others to make themselves feel strong.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

So what? He'll be forgotten after the next one. Then the next one. Then the next one. It's America, we don't care.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

💯 He wasn’t a great statesman, artist, writer, military hero, etc. He was an influencer and a propagandist.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

As the question asks: How important does a person have to be to be 'assassinated' instead of 'm******d'.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

Just to note, this was a murder. Constantly calling it an assassination is just buying into and reinforcing the narrative and the hagiography.

Charlie Kirk’s Widow Erika Says She Forgives Her Husband’s Assassin

Geoff Pearce • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

“Oops That’s Deadly”: 50 Clueless People Who Have Everyone Wondering How They Are Still Alive

Natural selection at work...

50 Bizarre Vintage Ads That Are A History Lesson About Changing Cultural Norms

I mean, as a lesbian I can confirm that eating out improves my life

Geoff Pearce • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Gets On Your Nerves?

Like, using the word "like", literally, like too much like, when speaking. Like, right?

The Ultimate Anti-Tasker: The Useless Box - Because Sometimes Doing Nothing Is Everything You Need

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Horrifying Fact You Know?

That Donald Trump has a greater-than-zero chance of getting back into the White House.

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

*Ukelele sounds* When I'm cleaning windows...

Geoff Pearce • upvoted an item 2 years ago

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

You mean aluminium? 😉

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