The cornier the better!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tyred!
Looks like my two additions were downvoted to oblivion or reported for no valid reason by the trolls that are systematically attacking me.
They were, what do you call a fly without wings? A walk. And what do you call a joke without a punchline?
I’m reading a book about antigravity, it’s impossible to put down.
I'm reading a book about ambiguity. I really don't know if I like it!
My dad is a corn magician his act is a-maize-ing, and it really pops.
How can you tell the difference between a male or a female snowman? Snow balls!
With or without clothes, the "female snowman" is a "snow-woman".
“Two men walk into a bar…. You’d think one of them would see it coming!”
Two men walk into a BAR, thinking it's a kar (Dark joke among gun and history nerds)
-What do you call a blind deer?
-No eye deer.
-Well, what do you call a blind deer with no legs?
-Still no eye deer!
Someone said you sound like an owl.
(Who?)
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
You know why the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How many goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. DARKNESS RULES!
My son asked me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".
How can you tell you have elephants in your refrigerator?
You'll find their footprints in the jello.
What do you get when you cross Lassie with Pegasus? A dog that chases airplanes
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Big moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not. Why? He was a little more on
Big moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not. Why? He was a little more on
