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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?
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#1
the one that sticks in my mind was from the arts toilets at uni
"if stank is the past tense of stink, is wank the past tense of wink?"
Final score:
7points
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#2
" this factory is like a cactus, except a cactus has the pricks on the outside"
Final score:
5points
#3
at my old school, someone wrote "I'm gay" on the bathroom wall, and someone else wrote "me too" and someone else wrote "no way, same" followed by several girls writing down their insta handles. brought me so much joy
Final score:
4points
#4
Two examples I saw many years ago on a train station wall:
1. God is dead - Fred. followed by, in a different handwriting - Fred is dead - God.
2. Femfresh tastes awful.
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3points
#5
With zero context I read the following and even though this was years ago the graffiti has stuck with me, perhaps because of the nickname?
Jumping Dave is gay.
Final score:
2points
#6
"I'm having lesbian urges, guys."
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2points
#8
Very inappropriate one (girls bathroom)
"Butts3x is like sh1tting, but something is going IN your a$s instead"
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0points
#9
Graffiti 1: Bitches know that I'm alive
Underneath graffiti 2, girly handwriting: ...they just don't care
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0points
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