50 Bizarre Vintage Ads That Are A History Lesson About Changing Cultural Norms
It can be flabbergasting to fully realize just how different things were in the past. Take advertisements as an example. They are ubiquitous in this day and age, and the industry is huge. But aside from the odd scandal here and there, they more or less make sense in terms of the message and art direction.
However, when you look at ads from the past through a modern lens, you realize just how much cultural attitudes have shifted over the decades and centuries. Our team at Bored Panda has compiled this list of weird vintage ads to show you just how bizarre, unusual, and even socially tone-deaf promotions used to look. Keep scrolling for a mind-blowing visual history and marketing lesson.
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We All Got Vaccines, Except Dad
Between You, Your Husband And Your Senator, Planned Parenthood, 1982
Jester Wools (1947, UK)
1967 Advertisement For A Chemical Lobotomy
Sedatives were pushed so hard that it was normal to take them. Imagine your mother getting a prescription for these and how she would "check out". A generation of kids raised with parents that are physically around but dosed out of their minds
This Child Looks Like Pure Evil
OK, you people, this is why I often love Bored Panda - the hysterical audience participation comments! 😂
For A Better Start In Life, Start Cola Earlier
Explains my social ackwardness: my parents didn't fill my baby bottle with Coke or Mt Dew
1950s Ad
Eat Ironized Yeast (1930s)
To be fair, standards of beauty have constantly fluctuated throughout history, but a curvy figure has been 'attractive' more often than not.
Did Not Age Well
Do You Still Beat Your Wife? 1950s
Wonder Sauna Hot Pants, 1970s
Nobody Who Loves Bare-As-You-Dare Fashions Looks Dressed Without It! Body Paint, C1970
Dr. Miles Nervine, 1941
To Wake Up Gay In The Morning (1940s)
This is just a factor of language changing over time. At the time of the ad, 'Gay' meant 'happy' and was in very common usage.
Keep Baby Safe
The Most Inappropriate Ad Of All Time. 1975
Cellophane (1954): Better Living Through Chemistry
Not sure if advertising effortless baby suffocation or quick and easy still-born disposal...
Cook And Wash On Your Refrigerator! 1952
Black Racist Stereotypes Used In A Elliott's Paint And Varnish Company Advertisement, 1935
1800's Soap Ad
This Little Psychopath Is Really Enjoying His Van Camp’s Pork And Beans (1952)
1916 Kellogg's Toasted Corn Flakes Ad
Gillette Razors 1950’s
Grove's Chill Tonic (1890s)
Iver Johnson Revolvers, Before 1907
7up: Why We Have The Youngest Customers In The Business
Suits For Contortionists (Cricketeer Suits, 1972)
1916 Ad For Wire Mosquito Netting Mask
Please Let You Wife Come In The Living Room. Highpoint (1950s)
Diamond Dyes Ca 1880's
Rainier Beer: Beneficial To Young And Old
Seattle Brewing made Rainier Ale, known as The Green Death, and had 7.3% alcohol by volume
Shirley Simkins And Sally Hayes, Lifersavers, 1957
Poor Shirley was just born 20 yrs too late. She should have been living in the 1930s when no one wanted the "skinny dame" and Slim Sally would have been trying the ironized yeast in order to fatten up.
V-8 Vegetable Juice 1950’s
Old Spice. 1980
Mccleans Toothpaste 1971
Drummond Sweaters
Can't Get Tired Of The 50's
Milton Bradley Shrunken Head Sculpting Kit (1975)
Easy to make using a fresh apple carved with eyes and mouth then left to dry for months until it shrivels up
Racist Advertisement Represents A Black Boy Becoming White Thanks To Pears Soap’s “Magic” Based On The Fable Washing The Blackamoor White, Published In The Graphic For Christmas, 1884
Seemed Like A Good Place To Post This. Whiskey Toothpaste. LOL
Wool Nose Warmer
Charles E. Hires Co. 1892
Creepy Clown Kool-Aid Ad (1956)
The Karo Kid, Karo Syrup Magazine Ad, 1948
Open Up An Oreo And Take A Lick (1950)
Facts
Drink Ovaltine To Wake Up Gay In The Morning! 1940s Ad
Ovaltine had malt in it, didn't it? If so, the B vitamins in malt do help
Eating Out Gives You A Lift! Swift Premium Ham, 1960
Husbands Beat Wives. 1949
Coca Cola Ad From 1951
1950's Wastebasket Ad (Brand Unknown)
Pizza Hut And Death, University Of S. Florida Newspaper, 1969
Appliances 1964
Gingervating (1938)
1966 Ivory Liquid Soap Advertisement
And Palmolive dish soap supposedly is used in nail salons to soften hands and cuticles
Pamphlet From The Home Economics Department Of The Fruit Dispatch Company, 1939
Hamlin's Wizard Oil Poster, 1890
Gee, if it cured all those conditions, why don't we still use it today? XD Did we cause the wizards to go extinct from overhunting them to press into oil?
Dream Date Portrait Pillow
Uh... this ad hasn't aged at all. Are we all forgetting anime body pillows?
Buster Brown Shoes, Circa 1905
Sugar: Your Weight Loss Ally. Mid-60s
It's A Soap Ad. (Pears Soap, Late 1800s - Early 1900s)
Instant Shoe Coloring By Lady Esquire 1964
I was a teenager at that time. There was a big range of shoe dyes and we would change our shoe colour to match an outfit over and over again. Those stiletto heels looked great but the tips were always coming off. We'd go to the nearest shoe repairer to have new tips put on. Great clothes, great music, great time to be a teenager.
Curves Of Youth. 1887
Rice Council Of America - "Life" Magazine Ad - 1967
Lysol 1930's
Gosh, what an incredibly long-lived myth. Note that d0uch1ng was also a home-remedy to prevent pregnancy
Sea Monkeys, Bouffants And Inflatable Bodyguards, 1963
An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959
I'd Like Something Good, Welch's Cocoanut, 1956
The Flip'n Style Hair Dryer - "Even If You Can't Use It, It's Fun To Have"
The Game Is Broomsticks (Creepy Ad)
1965 Wham-O String A Tree
"Keep Her Where She Belongs..." - 1974 Weyenberg Massagic Shoes Ad
The World’s Smartest Shirts, Van Heusen, 1952
I was gonna say maybe the Māori man does want a shirt and then I saw the - bone in the hair and realised what they were getting at 😭 (just woke up from a nap)
Chlorodent Toothpaste 1953
Leonetto Cappiello - Biscotines Union, C. 1906
Your Next Belt Buckle Will Be Bronzed Lips, 1972
"Think rapturously of your love, and cover your lips with our goo."
American Poster By Alfred Parker For United States Office Of War Information/ Division Of Public Inquiries. United States Of America, 1943
This was a wartime poster encouraging victory gardens and personal food storage, I don't know that it fits in this list.
It's amusing to see how conventions and interpretations of facial and other visual cues evolve over time. I wonder what snarky comments people will be making about today's ads 50-100 years from now.
I wonder the same thing every time these are published.
Load More Replies...Creepy kids, domestic violence, racism, sexism. The good old days the orange menace wants to bring back.
I think creepy kids are kind of eternal.
Load More Replies...It's amusing to see how conventions and interpretations of facial and other visual cues evolve over time. I wonder what snarky comments people will be making about today's ads 50-100 years from now.
I wonder the same thing every time these are published.
Load More Replies...Creepy kids, domestic violence, racism, sexism. The good old days the orange menace wants to bring back.
I think creepy kids are kind of eternal.
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