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percypigggg reply
When i started uni and decided to stop hiding in the closet, and stop caring about what other people thought if me. In school id always wanted to be friends with the 'cool' people and was v self conscious. I went to uni and thought the h**l with this, and lived authentically for the first time since i was like 10.

MarchCompetitive6235 reply
Had a neighbor that would walk into my backyard, take my can of gas for my mower and put it in his car and mower and then return the can.
I found this out because I had begun to a little suspicious that this 5 gallon can was always nearly empty every time I went to mow the lawn and it was only like a 1 quart tank on the lawnmower!
This was back before cheap easy security cameras so I had to set up a WebCam from my laptop with motion detection software. Caught the guy going into the backyard literally five minutes after I left the house.
For the next week, every time I had to go to the bathroom, I would go in that gas can. Now full of urine, but still smells enough like gas to fool an idiot. Then I left it on the back patio again. Made a big show of checking the fluids in my car, packing a few bags. Made sure the neighbor knew I was getting ready to go on a trip and I’d be gone a while. Hoping he takes the bait.
I come back home in about an hour. (Car trouble 😉) The thief is in his front yard pulling the rope on his lawnmower so hard. It looks like he’s going to have a stroke. Turning bright, red and cursing. Later he gets in his car makes it a couple blocks up the road and it suddenly breaks down….
I check the gas can on my patio…empty!

spirito_santo reply
I had a nightmare colleague who started angling for a promotion the second he was hired.
After 3 years he managed to persuade management to create a middle manager position in our office.
I went to our manager, said I thought creating a middle manager positition was an excellent idea, and sang the everlasting praise of another colleague, someone who would actually be good in that position, didn't say a word about nightmare dude.
Told my other colleagues I thought they should do the same. They did. The sensible guy was promoted and one month later nightmare dude resigned.

MarchCompetitive6235 reply
Had a neighbor that would walk into my backyard, take my can of gas for my mower and put it in his car and mower and then return the can.
I found this out because I had begun to a little suspicious that this 5 gallon can was always nearly empty every time I went to mow the lawn and it was only like a 1 quart tank on the lawnmower!
This was back before cheap easy security cameras so I had to set up a WebCam from my laptop with motion detection software. Caught the guy going into the backyard literally five minutes after I left the house.
For the next week, every time I had to go to the bathroom, I would go in that gas can. Now full of urine, but still smells enough like gas to fool an idiot. Then I left it on the back patio again. Made a big show of checking the fluids in my car, packing a few bags. Made sure the neighbor knew I was getting ready to go on a trip and I’d be gone a while. Hoping he takes the bait.
I come back home in about an hour. (Car trouble 😉) The thief is in his front yard pulling the rope on his lawnmower so hard. It looks like he’s going to have a stroke. Turning bright, red and cursing. Later he gets in his car makes it a couple blocks up the road and it suddenly breaks down….
I check the gas can on my patio…empty!

spirito_santo reply
I had a nightmare colleague who started angling for a promotion the second he was hired.
After 3 years he managed to persuade management to create a middle manager position in our office.
I went to our manager, said I thought creating a middle manager positition was an excellent idea, and sang the everlasting praise of another colleague, someone who would actually be good in that position, didn't say a word about nightmare dude.
Told my other colleagues I thought they should do the same. They did. The sensible guy was promoted and one month later nightmare dude resigned.

percypigggg reply
When i started uni and decided to stop hiding in the closet, and stop caring about what other people thought if me. In school id always wanted to be friends with the 'cool' people and was v self conscious. I went to uni and thought the h**l with this, and lived authentically for the first time since i was like 10.

spirito_santo reply
I had a nightmare colleague who started angling for a promotion the second he was hired.
After 3 years he managed to persuade management to create a middle manager position in our office.
I went to our manager, said I thought creating a middle manager positition was an excellent idea, and sang the everlasting praise of another colleague, someone who would actually be good in that position, didn't say a word about nightmare dude.
Told my other colleagues I thought they should do the same. They did. The sensible guy was promoted and one month later nightmare dude resigned.
















