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Devin Schmitt

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Back in the days when they used to cut a record (you may have have to be an older person to get this one)

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

I really shouldn't have snort-laughed, I apologise.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Didn't you read the post? They said they AREN'T involved in a profession where you'd expect to be shot at

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

I really shouldn't have snort-laughed, I apologise.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Didn't you read the post? They said they AREN'T involved in a profession where you'd expect to be shot at

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

The loser slaver treason flag for a loser culture.

Lady Gets Fined By HOA Over Neighbor's Report, She Chooses Revenge And Makes Neighbor Regret It

Reported to the Gnome Owner's Association.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Don't encourage her lol

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Please, for the love of all that's sacred, improve your grammar.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

Office Drama Escalates Because Of This Lady’s Decision To Not Fix Her Lazy Colleague’s Work Errors

I worked in commercial insurance for over 30 years. The only times I've fixed another's mistakes is when the original auditor was no longer employed. Other than that, you're responsible for your work FOREVER!

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Please remember that non-medical people don’t know what you are talking about when you use abbreviations.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 5 days ago

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

I don't want vague instructions from my wife. I need explicit directions, preferably with diagrams.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 6 items 6 days ago

Late-Stage-Capitalism-Repackaged-Wholesome-Stories

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 1 week ago

Americans Share 43 Things They Believe Their Country Is Doing Right

What about the fact that almost anyone can purchase a legal tool that is designed to deprive another person's ability to live, and take the purchase to the nearest school, shopping center, street corner and implement it's intended purpose? /s

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

baby boom lol!!

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

I doubt the aerodynamics of babies are optimal for distant targets. I hope they evaluated that factor before firing.

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

baby boom lol!!

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

I doubt the aerodynamics of babies are optimal for distant targets. I hope they evaluated that factor before firing.

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Maybe roast a marshmallow so you can do both at the same time? (My feeble attempt at lightening the mood.)

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Someone once said "I don't hate God, I just don't like his fanbase" or something like that. Looking at that image, I fully understand that.

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Does he not know that babies grow to be children which need discipline?

50 Pics Showing Things From The Past That Made People Feel Old And Remember Their Youth (New Pics)

Unless it's raining. It rains a lot here in the PNW.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

My way is not very sportsmanlike

43 Foreigners Share Traits That Instantly Reveal Someone Is American

I really, really think, in this current political climate in the US, there should be a very, very simplified pamphlet dropped to all US citizens with an easy to use guide on the different meanings of socialism, fascism, Nazism, communism, cultism etc, because I dont think these philosophies mean what alot of Americans think do

43 Foreigners Share Traits That Instantly Reveal Someone Is American

... with a gunshot wound.

40 Screenshots Of Toxic Conversations That Are Also Funny

What do these toxic but funny texts say about modern communication? That nobody writes correctly anymore.

50 Times The Internet Solved Photo Mysteries Better Than Google Maps

I apologize to my distant ancestors for Trump befouling your beautiful land.

Dad-Gaming-Funny-Memes

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

50 Cursed Recipes From Vintage Cook Books To Leave Your Stomach Confused (New Pics)

Aspic is a savory, clear jelly made from meat, fish, or vegetable stock that sets when chilled due to natural gelatin. Historically used as a preservative and a way to showcase culinary skill, it can contain suspended ingredients like meat, fish, or vegetables.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Anybody want a peanut?

50 Cursed Recipes From Vintage Cook Books To Leave Your Stomach Confused (New Pics)

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Anybody want a peanut?

40 Screenshots Of Toxic Conversations That Are Also Funny

Aren't you Nathaniel?

“What Is The Wildest Thing Someone Has Said To You While You Were Going Through A Hard Time?” (40 Answers)

A better place? Sheboygan, perhaps?

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Perhaps the 15-year old still pees in the kitchen?

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Drop out? I flunked out, as I could not pass a math class to save my soul. I eventually became an auditor, go figure.

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Exactly how ugly am I then?

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Drop out? I flunked out, as I could not pass a math class to save my soul. I eventually became an auditor, go figure.

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Exactly how ugly am I then?

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

It works for dogs!

46 People Share Mildly Disturbing Facts You May Have Never Heard Before

I recommend a boat.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Brutal-Exes-Revenge-Stories

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space". THGTTG.

Devin Schmitt • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Non-Negotiables When It Comes To Job Hunting?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Were A Ghost, How Would You Annoy The Living? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do People Say To You That You Think Is Annoying But It's Completely Normalized? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

Office Drama Escalates Because Of This Lady’s Decision To Not Fix Her Lazy Colleague’s Work Errors

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 5 days ago

30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer

I don't want vague instructions from my wife. I need explicit directions, preferably with diagrams.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 1 week ago

Americans Share 43 Things They Believe Their Country Is Doing Right

Devin Schmitt • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

50 Cursed Recipes From Vintage Cook Books To Leave Your Stomach Confused (New Pics)

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Anybody want a peanut?

40 Screenshots Of Toxic Conversations That Are Also Funny

Aren't you Nathaniel?

“What Is The Wildest Thing Someone Has Said To You While You Were Going Through A Hard Time?” (40 Answers)

A better place? Sheboygan, perhaps?

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Perhaps the 15-year old still pees in the kitchen?

Devin Schmitt • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Drop out? I flunked out, as I could not pass a math class to save my soul. I eventually became an auditor, go figure.

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

Exactly how ugly am I then?

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

It works for dogs!

46 People Share Mildly Disturbing Facts You May Have Never Heard Before

I recommend a boat.

“Not Technically A Crime”: 43 Alleged Legal Loopholes And Odd Laws That Might Surprise You

Didn't OJ Simpson go to jail over this?

50 Times Wildlife Reminded Humans They’re Not Nearly As Tough As They Think

Which is why it is a good idea to climb a tree to escape a shark. Sharks never learned to climb trees.

“Hell Of An Exit”: 44 Stories Of People Who Met The Most Unbelievable Ends

Technically, it only happens once per person.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

"I'm Born Female": Bearded Trans Man Forced To Explain Himself After Woman Confronts Him

Which part of the First Amendment does she think is being violated by the trans person using the restroom? First Amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

Kitty!

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

Kitty!

50 Awesome Facts About Animals You Probably Didn’t Know, As Shared On “Awwducational” (New Pics)

Kitty!

50 Things That Got Discontinued That These Consumers Desperately Want To Buy Again

Carnation Chocolate Malted Milk

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 6 hours ago

Brutal-Exes-Revenge-Stories

60 Photos So Weird And Wonderful They Belong In Another Universe

Back in the days when they used to cut a record (you may have have to be an older person to get this one)

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 7 items 3 days ago

Late-Stage-Capitalism-Repackaged-Wholesome-Stories

Lady Gets Fined By HOA Over Neighbor's Report, She Chooses Revenge And Makes Neighbor Regret It

Reported to the Gnome Owner's Association.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

I really shouldn't have snort-laughed, I apologise.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Didn't you read the post? They said they AREN'T involved in a profession where you'd expect to be shot at

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Don't encourage her lol

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Please, for the love of all that's sacred, improve your grammar.

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

The loser slaver treason flag for a loser culture.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Please remember that non-medical people don’t know what you are talking about when you use abbreviations.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Dad-Gaming-Funny-Memes

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Seems a bit of an aggressive response to Thanksgiving.

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

China is kicking the USA's b**t with their innovation. We're so busy trying to live in the heyday of the past, that we're not moving forward.

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Domestic sheep need to be sheared, or else they end up carrying tens of pounds of excess wool thar interferes with their ability to walk, see, and excrete.

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

I wonder if something like that would help with tinnitus? I wish SOMETHING would!

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

No thanks to the USA and our current leadership.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

baby boom lol!!

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

I doubt the aerodynamics of babies are optimal for distant targets. I hope they evaluated that factor before firing.

Still Do On My Phone … 😊

50 Pics Showing Things From The Past That Made People Feel Old And Remember Their Youth (New Pics)

Unless it's raining. It rains a lot here in the PNW.

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