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Narcissistic_Alcoholic
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I need my bamboo booze!
Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago
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Troidin reply
My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.
Here_4_the_INFO reply
Anesthesiologist: "OK, we're going to go to sleep now." Me: "I think ONE of us should stay awake"... and I was out.
mcnessa32 reply
The nurse assisting with my vasectomy said, “I think I’m going to be sick” and ran out of the room. I looked at my doctor and said that’s not the usual reaction I get when I drop my pants. It took him 10 minutes to compose himself.
Briar_Knight reply
I have seen a patient pull off a pretty good one. "Wanna hear a joke? How do you keep an anesthetist in suspense?".
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My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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