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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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Amazonia
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an autistic person, I have to wonder what is wrong with people who think like the guy who posted this. Seriously. People are effing stupid.

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ERMAHGERD DINOSAURS
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6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry you have to deal with this kind of ignorance. Especially because, while there isn’t a conclusive link to autism and high intelligence proven yet, it is continually considered because it can be uncanny.

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A B C the Fourth (QUIT CENSORING BP)
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. /edit: this account has been banned from commenting because some special snowflakes have apparently felt offended by me using bad, bad words. The new ABC the Fifth has to "be approved by BP before commenting", which it probably won't ever be, so... see y'all folks, it was fun with you while it lasted. If you want to honour my retirement, report every post with stupid and useless censoring. See ya in another life or on another, less detached platform.

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michael Chock
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your son mirrors everyone he hangs out with, chances are he is already Autistic.

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Lexekon
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet we keep seeing people treating vaccines like they cause autism, rather than genetics.

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Luna
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also autism is not a disease. It's a diversity. You are no worse for being autistic.

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Matthew Barabas
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i disagree. you are worse off if you have autism. even absent of all the stigmas and critisms and whatnot, youd still need more support for the *same* goals in life for non autistic people.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when someone wears their IQ score on their sleeve! Or forehead, or a tattoo on their butt

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Moë
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There really should be a test to become parents, stupid parents = stupid kids

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Chickens are fluffy
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gotta start using this to get the stupid people away from me (I'm autistic btw and surrounded by stupid people)

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG. There are actually people who think Autism is a disease you can catch?

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Vicki Perizzolo
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not like the LGPTQ+ community...different is NOT contagious but yes, stupidity is.. just look at MAGA..

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Nitka Tsar
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my, so it‘s not only caused by vaccines now, but it is also contagious? Gosh, this planet is going to the dogs

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I wasn't so scared, I'd be embarrassed to share a planet with this kind of lunacy

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Bob Brooce
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The correct question is how to keep t he kid from becoming a moron. That's a double whammy of heredity and environment.

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I agree with you but...
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, this guy is obviously a dbag, but what indication is there that they're a conservative? I mean conservative and idiot aren't entirely overlapping venn diagrams, and liberal and idiot aren't entirely disjoint.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the dunce bucket I may be autistic because well, one of my students is and she really only responds to me so do I need to get checked for autism 😫. I just don't know how people are so idk.... stupid maybe?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as the parent of a severely autistic 33 year old son, i would not want him to be around such ignorance like this idiot!

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't procreate anymore - and maybe consider giving up your parental rights to your son, then have a chat with the anti vaxxer from earlier - 2 morons in a pod, you can dumb each other into a coma....

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calling people stupid because they don't know something seems very strange to me.

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Charlotte
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People not knowing things and asking legit questions like “what causes autism “ is fine. People not knowing things and then making stuff up and then acting like crazy offshoots of the original made up thing is true - no. Not fine.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a conservation opinion, it's just sunshine who is ignorant about what autism actually is.

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Beck
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately conservatives are more likely to believe vaccines cause autism, so I can easily believe this belief might be a related problem

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My violin teacher ones said that every man is autistic (as a joke), do with this information what you want

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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