Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!
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Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.
Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.
This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves.
*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂
Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.
Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?
to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!
Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.
I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.
It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.
Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.
BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.
You get a big fat zero. Which, coincidentally, is the amount of brain cells that Angela has.
Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..
Look up Ben Shapiro buying wood in support of home depot.
They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise
Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.
I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....
$30 million could have bought homes and provided support networks for the homeless.
Cue the earlier post about genetics and such
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Sorry intersex and those with nonbinary chromosomes, God didn't create you, you are miraculous spontaneous emergence of life outside of God's power and outside of Gods plan. That makes you demigods with the limitless potential of God himself.
It often seems to me that the louder people are about claiming "Christian Values", the less likely they are to have actually *read* the Bible.
Understandable, since it contradicts so much of what they like to believe.
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2 sexes - many gender interpretations. How is this so hard to understand?
Citing a book they never read. And not knowing there is at least three creation stories in the bible. The first two even following each other. Also not knowing the Bible had so many authors you couldn't count them any more than you could count the sand on the beach.
I think the first 2 creation stories are supposedly the same one but from a different perspective but I get your point
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If there were some grand creator entity, I highly doubt humanity would only manage to successfully identify it that late into sentience as a species, and also highly doubt that suddenly that discovery would lead that creator to desire excessive attention and strict following of rules and edicts. Also, wouldn't a proper omnipotent entity wanting that kind of attention just, you know, forcibly inject permanent unstoppable awareness of it into every sentient life form's brain? Just sayin...
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If the fictional "adam and eve" existed, then either she was a Transgender woman (both people XY) or he was a Transgender man (XX and XX).
That would be "gode", for "godemichet" but you have a point
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there are many versions of xx /yy - xxy, xyy, xyx, yyx... she needs to go back to school but, in fairness, it's too bad she's any of them.
In the beginning, God created sporkfoot... and he's regretted it ever since.
No no you've got it all wrong, there are MUCH more than two genders, like, A LOT of genders.
God gave us free will and said love one another. But we are sinners and we judge one another. Only God can judge us, only he knows what's in our hearts. Haters be listening to the enemy too much, whispering interpretations of the Lords word when we as humans can never truly understand it. We can follow his sons example though and have faith in him. Love one another.
Ah yes, the two genders, "pineapple belongs on pizza" and "no it doesn't"
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People fear what they can't understand. In this case that is a college educated, well spoken, self validated woman that had to pay her own way the hard way.
I do not understand Blair White, she is transgender but basically spends all her time s******g on other transgender people?
Elon Musk, at one point we had hope for him, he seemed to be a visionary, a saviour, but then we saw him for who he really is, a dingleberry.
If your business can't pay people enough to stay alive, then you don't have a viable business. Stop complaining about the free market.
Disabled vet here also. A bit over a decade total service. Refused a medical discharge because I didn't want to give any company an excuse not to hire me. After 20 years, leg started to act up, causing me to lose my balance & fall multiple times, finally damaging my right hand beyond use. Civvy St doc said it was droop foot from the metal plate used to repair my leg. VA said I had arthritis & drank too much, the drink was causing the falls. Went without housing for seven years, waited 13 years for the brace. In my 60's now, DAV finally got the VA sorted. No wife anymore, no credit, housing area full of idiots, (not thru VA!) Life sucks. DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY. Even if it don't kill you, it will ruin your life. And the US is no longer worth it.
Bezos gets Billions in passive income he uses to buy opportunities to exploit laborers for more passive income, but we get upset at the guy denied opportunity to be an exploited laborer getting 600 in passive income he uses to not die.
A couple of years ago, someone from the US was warning, on the internet, that a rise in US minimum wages would send the prices of e.g. fast-food hamburgers to the region of $30-$35 ea. I was able to provide evidence that, in Australia, where such wages were significantly higher than in almost all of the US, the same burgers were actually LESS expensive than concurrent prices in the US. And, yes, the exchange rate was taken into account.
I lived through communism and wish people would stop glorifying it. People who disagreed with the system simply disappeared in the night or were beaten to death by militia, hunger was rife, nepotism and corruption ruled. Nothing triggers me more than seeing people raised in all the comforts of democracy acting as if communism is the answer to all the world's problems.
Masculine and feminine are cultural norms that vary from society to society across the world and throughout history.
Sex is a natural human function. Racism is an unnatural inhuman disfunction.
How did people forget that Trump released the 5,000 Taliban members who led the Afghanistan takeover?
You're the one that is making two of everything and yelling when people use the wrong one.
Conservatives are so dirty, they are always asking what's under the clothing, what's happening in the bedroom, who is doing who, who's a virgin, has your sex been approved with a religious ceremony, bunch of sex obsessed pervs.
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It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
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Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
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NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
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This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
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Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
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It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies... Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies... NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies... This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies... Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
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