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Dave Contra is a distinctive artist known for crafting dark humor comics with vibrant illustrations that conclude with unexpected twists. His creative work aims to evoke laughter and contemplation among his audience on various themes, including pug faces, plumbing systems, mortality, existence, and even the universe when things get a little spiritual. With his unique approach, Contra has successfully amassed a loyal following of 9K who appreciate his peculiar sense of humor.

Despite his seemingly straightforward cartoon style, Contra admits that the drawing process is the most challenging aspect of his work, often underestimated by viewers. His comics, characterized by a blend of dark and dry humor, offer not just amusement but also insight, inviting readers to reflect on the presented scenarios. For those intrigued by Contra’s perspective and approach, an earlier collection of his dark comics is available on Bored Panda too.

More info: Instagram | davecontra.com | patreon.com

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Carrot_1331
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RELAX this was prob a deleted scene🎬from E.T. where E.T…. grows…an…eXtRa HaNd🤚. Yeh a hand defo

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Auntriarch
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for making me choke on my biccie

Bobby
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh God, this version really exists somewhere doesn't it?

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Bored Panda reached out to Dave once again to delve into his creative process, influences, and experience in the field of comics! He shared insights on his inspirations, process, dream collaborations, handling feedback, and well, his ongoing journey in honing his skills.

In the first question regarding modern influences, Contra mentioned not drawing “much inspiration directly from other comic artists recently. I’ve been re-reading some books by Bret Easton Ellis, mainly American Psycho. I have an old copy of that book with about 50 pages that have dog-ears and highlighted sentences. There is a wonderful sickness to that book which somehow inspires me. I feel like I need to ingest violence through movies or books to stop myself from acting out animalistic urges externally."

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we all should love the Earth, not polluting or littering.

    Trinity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but good luck convincing the delinquents who couldn't care less and would probably beat you to a pulp and dump their rubbish on you just for saying something they don't want to hear.

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    Will Sowers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, guess that makes us the parasites...

    Unpickled Pickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would describe us more as a cancer, as we are products of the earth that have spiraled out of control and are rapidly multiplying ,not as a foreign thing.

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    ~MushroomFrog~
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg no no no my mind I read that as orgasm

    GoblinKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dave Contra is a distinctive artist known for crafting dark humor comics with vibrant illustrations that conclude with unexpected twists." Yeah, this one's a real hoot.

    Cats are cute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it wish I could’ve upvoted this

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the earth itself couldn't care less. It's mostly a large mass of rocks, mostly molten. The entire biosphere covers a thin layer on the surface od a bit more into the layer of gas around the earth.

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    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cavegirl of the month.

    Joseph Salter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You censored the word Porn and then show a glowing alien d**k in the next strip. Interesting choice.

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a bit to get it. I thought it was like a picture of ur enemy and he stabbed them

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if dad would bother, he was that age once

    snakelovingmetalhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Discussing his creative process, the artist revealed a sense of disorganization, stating, “my way of doing things has pretty much fallen apart. I don’t really have a system in place that works; I just wait for inspiration or something to trigger an idea, and then always have my phone handy to make quick notes to work on later. Not too long ago, I did a very large dose of magic mushrooms, and since then, I have been a bit destabilized. I would love to do more graphic/dark stuff in my comics, but it seems that Instagram is way too sensitive and prone to censorship, so there isn’t much point, really."

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than two birds and one stone at least!

    Jeremy Level
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    2 years ago

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    Stop commenting on everything please!!

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the asteroid that caused a mass extinction killed many birds with one stone

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hippity-hop-heck did those two birds ever do to anyone?!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating stoners will give him Potty Mouth.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor Man Hater (of potheads).

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    LunaLaPanda74
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what happened to my dad? 🥺

    Wolfy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... if ot was he would have come back for you!

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    Will Sowers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bowie left out the line about Major Tom needing groceries.

    Easton Purnell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went to get the milk and came back ith a moon rock

    Casey Payne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't go to the moon for milk. You go to get cheese. Don't forget the crackers.

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we found out where the dads of furries and LGBTQ+ members go.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idrk what to comment BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON BP FOR OVER A MONTH SOOOOOOO YEAH

    When asked about potential collaborations, Dave mentioned having done “the odd collaboration here or there on Insta, but not much more than that. What would my DREAM collaboration look like? I dunno - I would love to go to North America and get locked into a log cabin with 4 or 5 other writers/artists, with snow storms outside, and nothing but dry biscuits, whiskey, and drugs to fuel us for 2 weeks. Just see what we end up with at the other end of it. Maybe a stack of illegible doodles, or maybe a work of genius. Either way, it would be fun.”

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheer up kid. You might get reincarnated as an ice cube.

    Concerning feedback, Contra acknowledged valuing positive comments, sometimes finding them to be his primary motivation. He shared that messages indicating his comics have positively impacted someone’s day or outlook are “really rewarding.” When it came to negative feedback, the artist had some extra thoughts to share, "as for bad feedback - I’ve learned to be OK with it - especially some of the feedback I get on Reddit. There’s a lot of basement-dwelling neckbeards out there, sitting at their computers and spitting out hate while they gulp down their 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew. In the end, who gives a shit what they think, right? They don’t really matter."

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But having a friend to do things with helps a lot :)

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she was actually a playing mantis! 😃

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After she won the series, she bit my head off..."

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    Dingooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Kirk never said ... oh, never mind.

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    Trish Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 34. I should not find this as funny as I do

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a weapon idea I had as a kid. Make ghost pepper bullets and shoot it in peoples eyes 😈

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take us out (of here)!

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact he said “fart” with a straight face…

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Number One, I order you to take a Number Two."

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see how in the future, even the Starships are equal opportunity employers...

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    In the last interview, we already touched on Dave's drawing skills so this time we delved a little further. The artist admitted to seeking improvement but found limited options in Australia, "Yeah, this is something I have actually looked into, because at this point it’s a bit of a joke that I still can’t draw properly. But most of the drawing courses I can find in Australia are online only. I’m not interested in doing that. There are in-class courses too, but all seem to be life-drawing courses. I have no interest in that, despite the promise of naked people."

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repurposing the Tessalecta technology.

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's... creepy

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A refreshingly libatious philosophy...

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't change the world, you can change how you perceive the world.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww penguin!!! <333333333

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or light up a number and listen to the Greatful Dead!

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deranged psych only wants depictions of erotic dreams.

    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the doctor’s name Freud by any chance?

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that doctor? He was obviously visiting Uranus

    Unpickled Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, NO, NO, NO, NO I DO NOT WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS!

    kenneth Boos lamy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine, took off asking how did my pee flow, left, right tourniquete, then showed me a triangle, a circle and a square. Which one was I to chose. I told him i was a Trigonometry student!

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't ask to be referred. I'd run away to another doc and yell EWWWWW as I go. (sorry, just being ace here)

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    Mrs. Dearly Regret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but this is sad in a wholesome way

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined the last frame being the astronaut cussing, holding a still-unsolved Rubik’s Cube

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging out with Diego, smoking weed and playing Xbox sounds pretty good to me.

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of, eat s**t. Secondly, the mind is not made of meat, it's mostly fat.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That handrail offers no support

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave: "This weed Diego had been getting is INTENSE, bruh!"

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Wish I hadn't touched that cracked handrail when I was 14

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I could have told you that years ago!"

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence. It's the same guy who ruined my life.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Review on Yelp: Today I was expecting a baby from Storkazon, but then the package of the baby got ruined, and my baby got one star! Now I have to get another baby! One star!

    Dubnaught
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word p*rn must be sensored! Dead babies are cool though. -some bored panda or something

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously!! I feel a little sick looking at it but only cause I'm pregnant and have a 17mibth old so I'm all out if wack. I didn't down vote or anything but I was surprised at how I felt seeing a cartoon dead baby lol. Good thing they censor butts though. Especially the cartoon ones

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, pórn is censored but a BABY'S PENIS and a dead baby are fine.

    Easton Purnell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... its the rating for the broncos

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the explanation of a stillbirth, how incredibly depressing!!! whew

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The review: I ordered a baby but some clumsy stork dropped it so now I have to pay for a funeral AND the delivery fee! Negative five stars! Will not recommend to ANYONE except for my mortal enemies

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    Mallory McCartney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Pops right up before your eyes. He's no bigger than your thumb, "Look out, world, here I come!"

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    James Heinle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racoons, the original dumpster divers.

    A B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash Panda Olympics

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    GoblinKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave Contra is a distinctive artist known for crafting dark humor comics with vibrant illustrations that conclude with unexpected twists. Don't see it

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww wish this would happen if I had the timeee

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats. I finished my Lego Millennium Falcon. AND the Executor Super Star Destroyer. And, nothing. Sigh.

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    Juris Macto
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sayin. The cat is just waiting for you to die so it can eat you too.

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    gilded panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gives t-rex twenty bucks* thanks for killing that rich spoiled kid

    Darby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he got a TAME t-Rex in heaven

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    James Heinle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok, he's an emotional support shark.

    Harlan Sarvis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, literally pitbull/doberman owner lol. and then they bite someones life away in "defense" of the owner.

    amy hipps
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell you how many dog owners are like this. Don't worry he is friendly while the dog is growling or barking at me.

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    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1827 that man better be happy. He has two living kids AND a living wife, he's not a conscript or a slave, or in debtors prison, or at war. He was born a white man, so he isn't destined to be oppressed under extreme racism or sexism, and since he seems to also be cis, he probably doesn't have to worry about being murdered by zealots for who he is. Sure, the nights might be cold without modern insulation and the work may be hard since he didn't start off rich enough to have others do all the work for him, but for his time, he had it GOOD.

    Leo Buzalsky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Furthermore, the view of the dystopian future is messed up as it bashes public transportation and dense communities. Our current dystopia, and the one still to likely be in place by 2052, is cars sitting in a traffic jam, emitting greenhouse gasses because we refuse to invest in public transportation. And a big reason for our current dystopia is more of that lovely racism. We had to build car reliant suburbs so white people could move away from all the icky people of color. It's an obnoxious panel as it, as you pointed out, is very selective about the past as well as ignores the real problems of today (like capitalism and lingering racism and sexism) that may lead to such a dystopian future.

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    Monica Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman, I'd rather not live in 1827.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with teeth, I would very much rather not live in 1827

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    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year is 1828: Everyone in the young man's life died from a cholera epidemic...

    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good is a comparative term. Something is good, ONLY when compared to something else that is worse. History usually fails to properly document worse, and we should be grateful for that. As to the guy in the top two panels having it good, it is likely because he placed his family in a rural and isolated region, where they effectively had no competition for that land. In Europe, people with similar appearances were repeatedly invaded, or dealt with life in forced labor. Ethnicity was never a shield for anyone.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ethnicity was a shield where one ethnicity was in absolute control and used that control to racialize power. In this case, being white and rural made it very likely that the person portrayed had an advantage due to ethnicity that people of other backgrounds did not have, or moreover, that others were specifically being targeted to their detriment. I get that (for instance) a rural Irishman faced some huge challenges in the 19th century, but 1) it's still not as bad as what happened in the USA to minorities, and 2) this person is represented as having a good peaceful life, which wouldn't be the sentiment of most Irishmen in the 19th century, and those points apply broadly across Europe. Anyway, I hope people understood my point to be that the real equivalent of the guy in the first picture probably had it pretty rough in SPITE of being better off than many in his time, and that we shouldn't be glorifying the past as more peaceful or broadly "better".

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to live on the 87th floor - I'd feel like a wizard perched in his tower. Plus, I like a good view ;)

    GoblinKing
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 1827 was so great. This guys a moron.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year is 1887, it's been the worst winter in recorded history, the not-so young man has run out of wood since the temperatures have remained below freezing since November. The cattle have all died from cold and starvation, and the house is almost out of food. His youngest has succumbed to disease brought on by the cold and dank conditions in the home, and, without fuel, the temperatures in the house have dropped to below freezing. Soon the man, his wife, and remaining children will slip into a sleep from which they will not awaken, the candles will gutter out, and the house with the dark windows will sit silently under the twinkling stars.

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. VR Sims is a thing? I need to try 2. People STILL have masks on?! Actually i'm pretty sure my friend Lin would still wear them in 2053! 3. It's okay that he has never been int**** with a woman outside a game as s**ual relationships aren't everything-it's more the bond for me.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They exist, yes. Are they "good"? Well... they could generally use some work. Even the best fall short of excellence. That said, in 30 years they might actually be pretty good, though I expect we will still be working on things besides sight and sound immersion.

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    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has probably been at least once in my life where this would have been a reasonable suggestion.

    Dawn Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUH???🤔. I don't get this one 🤷‍♀️

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: this was not the Chicxulub meteor, and everyone pictured was ok and alive afterwards!

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    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't feel like that from February 1967 to about October 1969. Have felt like that steadily since

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, ever since I seen The Truman Show... because if we were... we would never know... 👀

    Megan Erickson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, because those buildings are not our real home. The world created in the terrarium is more like our real home. If you feel like you don't belong on this planet it's because you haven't experienced enough of it outside "civilized society".

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    Izaic Wootten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (really stoned) whoaaaaa duuuuuuuuuude...

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody is their own universe.

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comic has one thought, micro to macrocosm. It's barely interesting one time.

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. Profound truths in 4 panels. Thank you for sharing this.

    GoblinKing
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    2 years ago

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    Did he not learn that comics like this aren't supposed to be trawling opinion pieces?

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    The Cuckoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Canada’s citizenship ceremony you can swear on any book you like. My partner swore on the definitive Calvin and Hobbes hardcover.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: what would I do instead of a Bible since I'm atheist

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd swear on the service manual for my '72 Yamaha

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    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter.The oath isn't binding because it's been taken over a religious article, it's binding because it has been said out loud in a court of law.

    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he probably reads those more than the bible

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely trust the testimony more, not less. Swearing on delicious food is much more serious!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you General Tso?”

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    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's right! We're here to check your balance!"

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next day, they start a robbing frezcy thelselfs!

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    Joe Standford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, bro, you're already gone the other star exploding that close to you would take you too.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a star, that distance might be farther than we can comprehend... But even with no light, heat or life: history is continuing to be written.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The universe after this would be mostly shrouded in darkness untill one day in the future when the Hawking Radiation from blackholes becomes so much that one by one they start exploding very brightly. The last blackhole will explode bathing the universe in light for the very last time. After this the universe will spend the rest of its life in coldness and darkness while expanding more and more. Atoms too will begin to decay and the only thing left will be some energy and stray photons which will all eventually cool down to the same temperature. Once everything is cooled down to the same temperature, nothing can happen anymore and time becomes meaningless

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In space, no one can hear you kaboom...

    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wrong eventually the matter of both stars will be drawn together and create one big star...talk about being closer than friends.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 googol years give or take???

    Diego
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, "only" a few trillion years until the last star goes out.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fear center was fine. It's the land of unrealistic and inexplicable guilt and shame that I had trouble with.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prancing horse perched atop the mountain spire really takes the horror out of that scenario, IMHO. It's just goofy!

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panels 5 and 6, (not shown due to apparent lack of creation), depict how accurate aiming is using an amorphous blob of feces as a projectile.

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    Adam
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time to make some bread, buddy

    Horosho Bodka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will resurrect as bread! He was told. But that was a lie, there was never bread for the poor banana...

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he just...slipped away

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a fruit or a vegetable?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale of the tragedy 😭

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    Dingooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the land-dwellers are whales. But how you get fat eating sushi?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McSushi burger with the 9-Xl fries and the 'newest ocean' sized drink combo. Healthiest option atound* (*measurement of health performed on someone eating only this meal, once, for a year as part of a active lifestyle involving lyposuction)

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    GoblinKing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he over explaining his old joke? We can see it's a newspaper, you don't need to tell us

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child is the father to the spider-man. No wait, that's not it...

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    KittaXOmega
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👀 I'll take a dozen, please 💰

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhh! Those are those "Killer Gamma Eye-Ray" weed cookies! Those ARE good!

    Kevin Kelley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Surgeon General recommends one.

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    Joe Standford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be young. This was how Ed McMahon introduced Johnny Carson on the late show.

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    Purple Sin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Shining when Jack yells here's Johnny, as he's putting an axe through the door, is a reference to the intro of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson

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    daniel nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, time to find out if the kid has a brain.

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mittens should come back with her head

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she kill mittens tho

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to hose him off the machinery and use a spatula to pick him up.

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    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all break out of our shells.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a scientificly correct turtle, you would die then :/

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    Alexander Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this housing market most of us would buy it.

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    daniel nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than being someone who can't see the beauty of something without loads of frills.

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with vanilla. Pistachio would be better but vanilla is good too.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frequently said by the person who personifies vanilla as a human being. Makes it kinda like the comedian who said they would never associate with people who were willing to associate with them. Gotta have standards.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because they don't have coffee or lemon

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    Sara
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, “an experience beyond limits - pain and pleasure, indivisible.” Borag is a Cenobite?

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't expect to see Akira here. The artist is a man of culture I see!

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog thoughts : The whole thing is a scam. Like modern art.

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, that's what a lot of it looks like from the outside. Identify as a toaster? Grow up and sort your head out.

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the quality of this guy's other jokes, the fact that this comic feels so unoriginal and cringe that it i wouldn't even recognize this guy's style out of context, makes it genuinely feel like it's made by someone else. Idk maybe it's just because it's hard to make a transphobic joke that comes across as humor, (probably because, actively denying contemporary science that has been repeatedly proven, you put your joke straight into crazytown because there's no way to build up to that comedicly), but I do think it's interesting when this guy shows a bad opinion he has he suddenly becomes less funny and just tells the same joke edgelord wannabe-comedians recycled despite not being funny or making logical sense. someone could write a whole philosophical video essay about this phenomenon.

    James r
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person wasn't trans lol. The guy was clearly mentally unwell... he believed he was something he was not. Like shoving branches in your shitmrt and saying you identify as a tree. Or lathering blackface on and identifying as black. It your pretending your something your not, it's mental illness. Trans is someone born with multiple sex organs... a homaphrodite

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    daniel nichols
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    2 years ago

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    When sport officials are guilted into allowing Trans competitors.

    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw if you want some light reading on this https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363 This gives a layman's explanation of the binary spectrum of biological sex and the non-binary socialized spectrum of gender, and how they differ. It does simplify a lot of the points I made, if that's more your cup of tea Edit: you may need to copy-paste it into the url

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