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I made some comics about being a dad! The essence of dad-hacking is taking what you know how to do already and applying it to unrelated problems that would otherwise seem unsolvable. Is that a good way to approach difficult problems? I'll let you be the judge. At the very least, it's usually entertaining!

I love my kids and I love being a dad. They're funny and charming and they constantly help me see life from a different perspective. Life with kids is never boring.

That being said, being a dad is hard. It's impossible to know all the right answers to every big child-induced parenting dilemma, and a big part of parenting is figuring out how to do stuff you wouldn't otherwise know how to do. Usually, the quicker you learn to ask others for help, the better off you are! But where's the fun in that?

So, what's a dad to do when faced with a problem seemingly without a solution? Well, when all else fails, a dad digs down deep into those crusty cargo short side-pockets and pulls out a miracle... Get those keys, load up the kids, and run "errands".

I made these comics to document some of my successes, lots of my failures, and to give others a laugh at my expense. For your convenience, I've titled each comic with a dad-hack pro tip. Thanks for reading!

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Get Some Earplugs

Get Some Earplugs

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in grade 3, the school forced you to buy a recorder, and then they told the kids to practice at home

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Making comics about “dad-hacking” is something that happened totally unintentionally. When I first became a dad, two instincts immediately activated: I desired to figure my life out, and I was compelled to mess with my kids whenever presented with the opportunity. That tension fuels the dad-hack: it's competence and incompetence mixed into one ill-conceived idea, executed with impunity; results vary. In the best-case scenario, whatever I’m trying to do works. Worst-case scenario, my kids laugh. It’s a win-win! After a few years of making comics, I noticed a theme common throughout them all. Dad-hacking.

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    Seize The Day

    Seize The Day

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    K.C.
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    2 years ago

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    Yes because the only thing stopping you is you being lazy! GTFO Boomer.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is the wrong interpretation of the statement and action (or lack of) following it. Yes, they state they wish they had enough time to do more stuff, but they actually mean do it after they spend some time just f*****g relaxing and recharging first. We need down time before we feel up to tackling projects, chores, or even mentally or physically active leisure activities. So let them be lazy for a while first before getting up and doing stuff, without criticizing them for not bypassing their down time to continue on the soul-sucking treadmill, and both exhaust and burn themselves out completely instead.

    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel during the school year. “I have so little time to do school and the things I wanna do!” *Proceeds to stare at bored panda and play idly on phone* my phone says my screen time is at least 6 hours a day. Pretty sure that’s not healthy lol. But also, I listen to music without having the phone on, while doing school, so…

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called if u do more ur gonna get (worse?) Burnout. REST

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    The ideas for my ‘dad-hack’ comics are mostly inspired by true stuff that happens in and around my household. I’d say my ‘dad-hack’ comics are truth-adjacent; they aren’t an accurate retelling, but a joke version that is crammed into four panels. For example, my daughter didn’t destroy the world by playing a song on her plastic recorder- but for a few ear-ringing minutes, it sure felt like that’s what was happening.

    #4

    Instill Healthy Fear

    Instill Healthy Fear

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    Teach The Power Of Negotiation

    Teach The Power Of Negotiation

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    My kids are a HUGE influence on the comics I make in two ways: first, I want to make comics that make them laugh. Second, I find much of what they say and do to be so funny that I must immortalize it in comic form. As a dad, I get a ton of joy out of seeing little glimpses of who my kids are growing up to be. I especially enjoy it when they bring out their incredible sense of humor and make others laugh.

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    Get Your Priorities Straight

    Get Your Priorities Straight

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he's not wrong. He could faint from hunger, then nobody will be served.

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    Most parents inherently get the humor in my comics. I’m currently a university student (and about a decade or two older than most of my classmates) and I shared a book of my comic strips with one of my classmates who read them and said, “Wow- you’re such a dad.” I couldn’t tell if he meant it dismissively, or as a compliment. Either way: Mission accomplished.

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    #9

    Find Creative Solutions

    Find Creative Solutions

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that’s much easier… (?)

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    There is a humorous side of parenting and there is a challenging side of parenting. In my experience, you don’t really get one without the other. When it comes to the comics I make, I always try to find and express the humor that is inherent in the challenges.

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    Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

    Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your daughter has better dad jokes than you, you've done something right.

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    I think my comics are relatable to parents and non-parents alike; parent or not, we all fail from time to time. Hopefully, people laugh at my comics, but more than that, hopefully, my comics inspire people to take pride in their own attempts to get stuff right, to learn to laugh at themselves when they get it wrong, to bring a good sense of humor to any situation and to remember to keep what’s really important to them as their top priority.

    #14

    Maintain Your Fatherly Physique

    Maintain Your Fatherly Physique

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵When you get heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...🎵

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    Share Your Expertise

    Share Your Expertise

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago

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    #19

    Take Lots Of Pictures

    Take Lots Of Pictures

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    #20

    Embrace Efficiency

    Embrace Efficiency

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    Get On Board With Making Meal Plans

    Get On Board With Making Meal Plans

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    #22

    Be Humble

    Be Humble

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are magick, we did tell you that before we sent them up, didn't we?

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    #25

    BBQ As Much As You Can

    BBQ As Much As You Can

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm… grilled pie?? And… grilled CONDIMENTS? Hummus is a condiment, no? Or should I have said grilled SAUCE…

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    #26

    Learn From Others

    Learn From Others

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    bennu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does. Being carefree means you can do what you want without fear of failure, which means you will be able to improve faster.

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    Prevent Overheating

    Prevent Overheating

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    Red_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! Not while she is holding a book! Don't harm the poor innocent book!

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    Be Practically Minded

    Be Practically Minded

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    Gamify Your Life

    Gamify Your Life

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    Nyctonaut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they talking about? That's where they keep all the "free" stuff!

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