102 Employees Share Their Worst Client Stories And Some Of Them Will Infuriate You

Sweet.

Oh my god! A girl in engineering! Wow! It's almost as if girls and women are actual human beings and can do things like boys and men can! Oh my what a f*****g concept!

Sound like a part of a Monty Python sketch.

Hhahaha, damn near impossible

I'm glad the caller got genuinely laughed at. Some people just deserve that as a response to their stupidity.

customer is not always right

That's what you call a hypocrite!

That's utterly cute!

This really concerns me. Is there no such thing as explanation about these things given my gynaecologists, who prescribe it?!

Dumberger...

Insecure people are everywhere. They like to be intolerant, too.

Sexism works eveywhere and for everything.

I've done things like that before, it's not fake

What an a*****e woman, really...

Actually, not all mammals have nipples. For example, male horses don't.

and she thinks a scammer would be happy? those jerks are always jaded

Disabled people do not need pity, and usually even not help, but respect.

Darwin Award contestant.

It seems fake...?

Well done

😂😂serves her right!

:o

Parents imposing sexist sterotypes on their own children are the worst.

If some people would get a slap on the left cheeck for everything stupid they say, and a slap on the right for every time they behave as an a*****e, you would not know which cheeck was more bruised.

I worked as a glass collector in a bar when I was 14. A man actually bit my a*s once when i was clearing his table, then his wife had the audacity to shout at me and blame me for 'encouraging him' because I was wearing tight pants.

It's sad to say that every woman has at least one story similar to this, and most, if not all, men. Sexism just sucks. Period.

Me: "Although the damagte is probably inferiour to that in your head."

Kudos to the customer for not only realizing his error, but also understanding the OP comeback!

I have been this customer :(

The amount of stereotypes someone uses is inversely proportional to their level of education.

I get annoyed at people who don't ever tell off their children. Even if they are punching your legs nonstop. (happend to me)

That sounds fake and isn't remotely funny.

um at least he realised his mistake

That's not too bad in my opinion.

Useless trivia: in France we use first names instead of NATO phonetic alphabet. B as in Brigitte, D as in David...

problem solved.. I'm Italian and since almost every letter in the alphabet sounds just like they would when used in a word, I just use whatever comes to my mind

When I hear a word, I don't automatically think or see in my head how it's spelled, so hearing "B as in Bravo" instead of just "Bravo" would be helpful to me, also.

Growing up some of my first jobs were phone tech support. I had 2 letter sets. If I started bravo'ing and delta'ing and the customer got lost I would switch to the second string of apple, baby, Christmas, dog, elephant. Never had anyone not understand me because I didn't say C as in Christmas though. Sounds like one of those people who like to be difficult because they wear the "I'm getting old" badge. We had quite a few of those folks. They typically told the best of stories though.

D as in Doofus

actually a lot of people dont understant that, i usually do B for Bravo thing

I worked at a theater. Despite the fact all the films we were playing, along with showtimes, & description were online, on a record phone message, & in the paper people would call all the time wanting that information. One day a guy calls asking what's playing I went through the list ending with the movie SWAT. He asks what was that last one again. I reply swat. He then screams at me to say it in English. I spelled it for him..

Tbh, the first time I heard that type of letter calling it's also really confused me, although I put on a different tone I believe. We don't use it (much, at least) in my language.

I always try and use the most ridiculous words to relay the letter. Example: B as in Bavarian and D as in Dionysus XD

I don't understand the "military lingo" either, it just confuses me... I get why it is used though, still, if you don't use it regularly, it will be of no help. Also, different languages different "lingo". There is no way I will ever understand this in German!