Christmas time is not just mistletoe and wine, but also a great inspiration for many funny fails and the absolute best Christmas jokes. Do you wonder why that is? Well, let's start with the fact that you will most likely be meeting some weird relatives that you only see once a year, the other more obvious thing is that people tend to relax from all the worries at this time, and, inspired by the Christmas spirit, let themselves a bit loose. And that is where the best memes come from.
The Christmas season is in the air, the usual holiday songs permeate the airwaves, decorated trees have been set-up, and of course, shoppers have begun to flood the shops and malls. Depending on you, this time of year can be the best or incredibly stressful, so take a break from trimming the tree and check out some funny memes.
These Christmas memes collected by Bored Panda are sure to put you in the holiday spirit or at least give you a good laugh. From not being able to afford that perfect present to the inevitable holiday weight, these funny jokes remind us it wouldn't be the holidays without some bumps in the road. So put on the hot cocoa and scroll down and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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This dog has much more understanding of guilt than does the president of the USA. If there can be only one pardon, this fellow gets it.
No, he was the head of a mob family. Don't you ever read the internet?
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That was going to be my answer to a drug dealer :)
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In the movie, it says his brother got a new job in Paris and paid for all of the family to spend the holidays.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR...I'M HOPING FOR THE BEST
If this is supposed to be the western Chicago suburbs (as almost all John Hughes-written movies are), it may be more expensive than a middle class home, but loads cheaper than a townhouse in Brooklyn, that's for sure! A CEO of a mid-sized firm or a stockbroker/hedge fund manager who's had a good few years could afford this house and a family trip to Paris easily.
money does not equal happiness, it helps to have a more comfortable life but for for example you take a hundred or two hundred thousand dollars in bills and throw them in the fire, they will burn, you cannot do that with love, it's indestructible.
It's nicer to cry in a Ferrari than in a Smart, though.
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My dog’s first Christmas, he was scared of the tree. He would bark at it and would not go anywhere near it... until he got used to it and then...
I thought that it was going to end with "so we slapped a restraining order on him."
Ah yes, my parent's favorite excuse. That and "We provide you a roof over your heads, and money for food and clothes." You LEGALLY have to do that as I am a minor and your child...that is not a "gift'... you would be trouble with the law if you didn't. Sigh...
where do you live that they wait until after halloween?! i wish they waited that long!!
This is actually just the attiude of the parents who claim that their children should be grateful for being born. The above things are no gifts; if you deprive your children of them you are conducting abuse and deprivation, and it is unlawful on top of that. so, get off you "it's my house" high horse.
Grinch driving a Bentley and throwing you out of a Jeep. It's a Christmas miracle ! :D
My mom HATES Christmas because it starts in November. I like to sing Christmas songs on Black Friday to annoy her.
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
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It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"
Am I the only one who absolutely loves to start celebrating Christmas early??? I've been ready for Christmas since November! (But that might just be because where I'm from, it started snowing in October XD)
I'm an early celebrater too, ha ha. It's hard not to be when the day after Halloween there's already Xmas decorations everywhere
Load More Replies... It's officially December first, let the seasonal Christmas magic and wonderment begin! Bring on the carols both old (jingle those bells and deck those halls!) and new (I'm looking at you, Mariah and Wham!), the cheesy movies and TV specials (my old buddy Rudolph! Frosty! Jimmy Stewart!), and let the tinsel and LED icicles rain down! But, come the morning of January 1st, I want it all to cease and desist until the following December. That's the only way I can stay sane. Well, that and a little rum in my eggnog.
I worked in retail for 45 years and Christmas is not fun or funny. You wouldn't believe!
I don't care how many memes you put up, I'm still not interested in having a holly, jolly, Christmas.
Hello Sufjan Stevens, I'm waiting for your traditional 6-year pack of christmas songs. In the meantime, I'll be singing "I'm a xmas unicorn"
