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Article created by: Justinas Keturka

In 2024, the birth rates in the United States hit a new low, according to the CDC’s National Center for Health Statistics. While many find joy in parenthood, it’s clear that more adults are choosing not to have children—for various reasons, such as the high costs and emotional demands of raising them. This decision sometimes draws criticism from those who see having kids as the expected thing to do.

In response, many people who have embraced a childfree lifestyle are using social media platforms like X (formerly Twitter) to share their thoughts. Today, we’ve gathered some of their most insightful and often humorous tweets that shed light on the joys of life without children. Find them below!

#1

Tweet by Nina Bargiel humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree and changing perspectives on having kids.

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    Tweet humorously comparing pets called fur babies to kids called skin dogs, highlighting joys of being childfree.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet highlighting the joys of being childfree from a single woman in her 30s.

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    Tweet text about the joys of being childfree, valuing a peaceful, childfree life in the woods picking berries.

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    #5

    Tweet humorously contrasting parenting with childfree life, highlighting joys of being childfree with witty commentary.

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    #6

    Tweet about a childfree couple saving money in a baby jar to enjoy freedom and personal spending choices.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet highlighting the joys of being childfree with witty responses about not wanting kids.

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    Tweet humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree by comparing kids to baby otters online.

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    #9

    Tweet about being childless and challenging the myth that starting a family requires children, highlighting joys of being childfree.

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    #10

    Car rear window with humorous childfree family stickers showing stick figures and money bags inside the car.

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    #11

    Tweet about being the only childfree person at work enjoying peaceful weekends, highlighting joys of childfree lifestyle.

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    #12

    Tweet humorously highlighting joys of being childfree with photos of a dog dressed in a taco costume for Halloween.

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    #13

    Tweet by Zach Weinersmith humorously addressing the joys of being childfree and reactions to choosing no children.

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    #14

    Tweet about breaking generational curses by not having children, highlighting humorous joys of being childfree.

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    Tweet about humor in being childfree, highlighting a fresh perspective on women without children as well-rested and joyful.

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    #16

    Tweet humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree by rejecting polite euphemisms about not having children.

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    #17

    Tweet by Jess Fink humorously sharing the joys of being childfree while shopping for a backyard swing set.

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    #18

    Tweet humor about the joys of being childfree, sharing a funny conversation about not wanting kids due to crying.

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    #19

    Tweet humorously showing joys of being childfree with a dialogue about a child’s view on having a baby in her belly.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about baby giraffes, illustrating the joys of being childfree with funny social media content.

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    #21

    Humorous tweet about family reactions, highlighting joy and freedom of being childfree with witty comparison to tattoos.

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    #22

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about being childfree, showcasing witty text on parenting and lifestyle choices.

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    #23

    Tweet by Lee Newton humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree with a witty birth control comment.

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    #24

    Tweet about joys of being childfree, humorously highlighting the relief of returning a crying child to parents.

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    #25

    Humorous tweet joking about not keeping track of a child’s age, highlighting the joys of being childfree in a lighthearted way.

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    #26

    Tweet humorously expressing discomfort with holding a baby, highlighting the joys of being childfree with a funny reaction.

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    Screenshot of a humorous childfree tweet about being slandered for not having kids by 25 with laughing and crying emojis.

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    #28

    Tweet humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree with a Doritos family-size bag reference.

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    #29

    Tweet by moody monday humorously rejecting holding a baby, illustrating joys of being childfree with a funny tone.

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    #30

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about being childfree highlighting funny experiences shared online.

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    #31

    Tweet expressing humor about the joys of being childfree, enjoying free time without parenting guilt or obligations.

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    #32

    A humorous childfree tweet joking about shaking a baby's hand and wishing them good luck, highlighting childfree joys.

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    #33

    Tweet humorously imagines the joys of being childfree with freedom, travel, and financial ease in the future.

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    #34

    Tweet by moody monday humorously referencing baby photos, exemplifying humorous tweets about the joys of being childfree.

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    #35

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about the challenges of parenting, highlighting joys of being childfree.

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    #36

    Tweet about enjoying the joys of being childfree while going through airport security checkpoints.

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    #37

    Tweet from Brittani Nichols humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree with a Costco membership mention.

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    #38

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about not wanting kids, highlighting the joys of being childfree with witty dialogue.

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    #39

    Tweet humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree with a spooky haunted house tour joke.

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    #40

    Tweet humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree by contrasting friends' tiredness from having children.

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    #41

    Tweet humorously comparing craving pizza to typical reactions to babies, highlighting joys of being childfree with witty text.

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    #42

    Tweet by Matt Nedostup humorously highlighting the joys of being childfree with a joke about being an uncle.

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    #43

    Tweet by Mary Gillis humorously celebrating the joys of being childfree and enjoying Childless Day instead of Mother's Day.

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