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While insulting isn’t very nice and it’s meant to hurt someone’s feelings, sometimes you can’t help but admire the creativity of it. Especially if it’s not something banal like a slur or other profanity. 

They are actually quite fun to analyze and leave you wondering why such a comparison was made. Sometimes they are so out-of-the-box that you may not understand if it was even meant as an insult. 

Today we will look through such insults that are quite creative, subtle and are safe for work as Reddit user MeMyselfAndI24 specifically asked “What’s the best child friendly swear word/insult you’ve ever heard?”

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#1

45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My niece called me “Walmart face” recently and it stung more than I’d like to admit.

BIgTrey3 , Mike Mozart Report

too indesicive to choose name
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your face is so low quality, it looks like you dug it out of a Walmart clearance rack!

Snorkeldorf
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's awesome! My brother's family came in for a visit from out of state when my niece was very young and I was a teenager. One day I was watching TV and my niece came in because she wanted me to play a game. I told her no but she kept asking and I finally said "I said NO!" She didn't cry or run to rat me out. She looked at me and spat out "You don't look very pretty today!". I didn't laugh until she was out of the room. Bless her little heart, it was the meanest thing she could think of. I tracked her down, apologized, and played a game with her. We used that line on each for many years when she grew up

Lisa H
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm stealing this. I'm American, it's tradition.

Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My little brother used to call us "Kumate's Face" as an insult when he was 6. (BTW, Mr. Kumate was our mother's boss).

Unnamed Hooman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You… you WALMART FACE! Other person: *gasp*

Lea Panthera
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I want to insult someone, I say, "May a thousand screeching cats fall upon your face." I am now changing "face" to "Walmart face".

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Swear words are an interesting part of our language as they are taboo and very widely used at the same time. Friends and colleagues may swear while talking to each other all the time, but not when they are in a more formal setting, in public or in front of family. 

They help people relieve stress or blow off some steam if something is irritating them. Some research suggests that people who swear are more intelligent, more honest and creative. So the cause that makes us swear and the words themselves are more often negative, but the effect they have and the traits they indicate are usually positive.

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    #2

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others When I was 11, my 8 year old sister and I were in a good natured TP battle with our neighbors a few doors down. One night we were doing the deed, when our 9-year-old neighbor, who was watching with his family, ran outside brandishing a fake cane yelling in a really good impersonation of an old man voice, “get offer mah lawn you bunch of squirrelly kumquats!” I remember skittering home, hearing his mom laughing her head off. I’m pretty sure he made that up himself.

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    Derp2cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrelly cumquats, I’m stealing that now

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure you spell it right for maximum insult - the fruit is actually spelled "kumquat" XD

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p, BP actually got the stock image correct! Those are actually kumquats! :O

    Holy Cow That's Outta This World
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. Help my dirty mind but when they said "the deed" I thought it was something else

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would seriously be really p****d off if someone TP:d my house!! Takes forever to get rid of that

    Orchid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrelly cumquats lol perfect 🤣

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    #3

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My coworker told me that her preschooler learned to say "I'll pray for you," but that it comes out as the most shade throwing side eyed insult ever.

    Caycepanda , Henry Burrows Report

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when Whoopie Goldberg says "Bless you" in Sister Act. "Bless" is not the word her tone conveys

    Gia SDP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My southern friend taught me what "Bless your heart" TRULY means lol.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll pray for you" always comes out as a shade insult, unless you are on your deathbed. Even then...

    Nicky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South, women say, ¨bless her heart!" before bad-mouthing them.

    Ruth Kilpatrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when a Southern woman says, "Bless your heart."

    Orchid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn i’m scared of that child now lol

    Even though adults swear in private all the time, they don’t want children hearing it. The Reddit thread in question is the perfect example of people searching ways of insulting others or swearing by using unusual words and phrases.

    Bored Panda reached out to Timothy Jay, PhD who taught Introduction To Psychology and Cognitive Psychology in Massachusetts College Of Liberal Arts and who expertises in psycholinguistics and has a particular interest is swearing.

    #4

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others When I was in high school someone called someone else a wet bag of chips in place of calling them a useless f**k.

    redditstolemyshoes , Niez Aini Latif Report

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike :)

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a one legged man in an a$s kicking contest...

    Whitefox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece sucked all the flavor off the chips and put them back into the bag. I 100% agree this is correct lol.

    SarDemMin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I know this to be a true storyyyyy 😭 Why are kids so ewwww. My kid likes to put everything in his mouth. He's tried to put cigarette butts he found in the playground in his mouth 🤮 And now the new thing is spitting everywhere and licking all surfaces. Are all 2yo like this??

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    Karen Cassidy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say Useless as t*ts on a boar hog

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are as useful as a screen door on a battleship...!" wait... that's not it...

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As useful as a screen door on a submarine is what we used

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    Keley Babs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bag of wet chips hits home more.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'bout as much use as teats on a boar hog...

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    #5

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Get your poop in a group. = Get your s**t together.

    Drvanfalk , Peep This Yall Report

    Julie Robertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said this for YEARS! I also suggested for someone to align their waterfowl.

    Deborah Barron Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a religious colleague say, "We are in deep bandini now." I had to look it up. It means poop.

    Selina Ali
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Gather together the pieces of your faeces” is one I like

    Ahimsa Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's the poop language equivalent, sh*t hit the fan?

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter how it's said, I'm not good at it.

    We asked him what leads adults to protect children from swear words and search for euphemisms. Dr. Jay told us that “Americans have an age-old custom of protecting children from certain aspects of life, such as sexuality, menstruation, birth control, offensive language/music/videos/games.” 

    The custom stems from the belief that swearing is harmful to children, “so most parents have rules about swearing in the home, although most of these parents break their own rules from time to time.”

    However, the Professor Emeritus doesn’t agree that this is the best approach, “What parents need to do is teach their children that it is okay to have emotions. They have to teach children how to express their emotions in a manner that will not create personal or interpersonal problems.”

    #6

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My cousin called his brother a swamp donkey

    BergeronDestroyer , Pom' Report

    Karen Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swamp donkeys are cute! It was a compliment!

    your mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

    Joann Boyd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a trash panda, but more stubborn and smellier (and without the heavy weaponry).

    JalaPeno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case anyone doesn't know already, swamp donkey is another name for a moose

    Captain Awesome
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Aussies call ugly people

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    #7

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others One of the little kids I looked after was extremely mad at me one day. Pretty sure she was offended by my saying no to her. She glared at me, stomped her foot and called me “Mayor Humdinger”. For the non familiar Mayor Humdinger is the antagonist on Paw Patrol. I lost it, it was hilarious.

    Mahovolich13 , Nick Jr. Report

    Lea Panthera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using antagonists' names as insults? Why hadn't I thought of that? I shall now start calling people Hawkbutt, Sour-on, Hippo-chin, and Moldy Voldy(three cheers to you if you get all of the references!).

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like he was caught pissing on the side of a civic building and he's mad about it?

    Mathieu Brouwers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new president had been in the White House less than two weeks when an American tourist (in the Netherlands) said: "the president elect, not my president".

    Catie-Rose Lucille
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're so fudging stupid in this country. There are *millions* of us who believe this kind of bullpocky, for fork's sake! I'm sick and tired of this shiit-taki mushroom. (Ok, that last one was a bit of a stretch.)

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    Judo Flipped By Nobody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like me calling people Octavian after the dude from Heroes of Olympus

    Megan Showalter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be an in home provider at a residential group home. One lady said when mad at me, she would call me Ms. Hannigan in her head.

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always questioned how child friendly Mayor Humdinger is seeing as "humdinger" is a euphemism for fellatiö.

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    We may imagine that people who swear have a lower education, come from low-income families and lack social skills, but it truly doesn’t reflect reality. As mentioned, people who swear can possess positive traits such as intelligence and honesty more often than those who don’t swear.

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    Dr. Jay confirms it, “Swearing might indicate that the speaker is not holding anything back and gets to the emotional core of communication. People who have large, fluent vocabularies are also good at generating swear words.”

    Not only swearing shows positive traits of a person, but it has positive outcomes and are used for positive purposes, “Swearing is used positively to: vent anger/frustration, substitute for physical violence, create peer bonding, create humor, allow for self-denigration.

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    #8

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Growing up my dad randomly decided “Frankenstein” was a swear word and would pretend to get upset when we would “swear” at him. It still works 30+ years later 😅 My dad’s the best, I can’t wait to go home and visit with him this weekend!

    tremendousdynamite , Insomnia Cured Here Report

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there picture of the monster and not Frankenstein?

    Ramirez rachael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Frankenstein what the Frankenstein are you doing??? I feel like there’s a really great dad joke behind this. I haven’t figured it out yet. If you do let me know I’m working on it

    tresgatos72
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually pronounced "Fronk - en - steen" 😜

    Duh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah brilliant! Reminds me of the line from Elf, "son of a nutcracker!"

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did that with the word 'spegetto'

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    #9

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My kid recently referred to a kid in her class as a "brathole."

    TheJewMan87 , lori05871 Report

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may use that once in a while.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my new nickname for my cat.

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm filing that one away for future use. Prob next week when I stay with my 16 yo nephew and 13 yo niece. Haha

    DJR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking for a friend... isn't a brathole a vagina?

    It’s not to say that people who dont swear are bad or stupid people who don’t have a sense of humor. And people who use child-friendly swears are not inferior either. Actually, Dr. Jay thinks that these milder swears may have the same effect as the heavier ones, “Depends on the particular person. Mormons use euphemisms (sugar, darn, fudge) that seem to work for their emotional expressions. Each person has a history of what will work for relieving stress as a matter of habit…so, it depends.”

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    #10

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others "first of all, brush your teeth" Anything your say after that doesn't matter. They will already be dead inside

    Holzy09 , kerinin Report

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in a video some kid told another "First of all, you need to fix your teeth" I died lol

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ran into my ex husband and he just looked at me and said, "Wow, you got fat" (I've gained MAYBE 15 pounds since we got divorced). I just smiled sweetly and said, "Yeah, but I can go on a diet. Can you grow hair?"

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    #11

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My nephew called me a mashed potato once. I still don't know what I did to deserve that.

    thweet_jethuth , Stephanie Overton Report

    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You soggy, pathetic, little blob of instant mash potato glop.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I was called a "computer" with all the fury my 3 year old daughter could muster. Hard to "use your words" when you don't have that many to use.

    Kendra Reinhart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son who was maybe 3 at the time got mad at his dad and called him a big red truck. We still use that as an insult sometimes.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it means you're ugly....... or hes a cannibal and hes planning on eating you

    Do you express your emotions with swears? Do you think children should be protected from offensive language while they’re young? Do you know any other funny-sounding swears and insults that would fit this list? Leave us a comment below!

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    #12

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Listen here you stick of unsalted butter

    kmarz02 , Brian Boucheron Report

    Bored&InSchool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so simple: there's no real meaning, it's just kinda goofy in the perfect way. lol.

    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are fat, tasteless and bland. Also rectangular.

    Ramirez rachael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious baking calls for unsalted butter. But I feel the shame

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This too...is like... so English of a thing... "you untoasted walnut!"

    #13

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Met a guy who recently had a child, he started replacing his curse words with PICKLES. He would cut his finger and just scream AHH PICKLES

    delux561 , Christine Report

    Violet Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would toss that second jar - it doesn't look right.

    Wendy Mudd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the pickle dingle on top, or the one that has been clearly tampered with and replaced with a smuckers jelly lid

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    The Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is "fudgesicles and lollipops"

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use "fish" or "fishsticks" as a substitute for the F bomb.

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    charles folger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah. The second jar looks pretty deadly

    emma malcolm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my older brother does this but with breadsticks. mum will say something silly to him and he will call her a breadstick

    Catherine Graffham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once managed to successfully turn fück into ‘fu-crying out loud’ after dropping a book on my foot in front of a class of six year olds. I felt like a responsible adult (spoiler alert: I’m no such thing)

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my son I can say whatever I want, and he hasn't earned it yet.

    Aswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used "Fudge monkeys" or "flying monkeys" when my kid was little to replace mf... probably not my best choice, but kept me from having him repeat the bad one!

    Harvey Oakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing my b******e off and i need to get my poop in a group

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    #14

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others "Why, You Stuck Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking, Nerf-Herder!" _-Princess Leia_

    anon , JMAS Report

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who you calling scruffy looking?

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd rather kiss a wookie!" "That can be arranged!"

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But didn't mind being a nerd herder

    Mrs. EW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to everytime the hubs pisses me off and hasn’t groomed his face, lol

    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will always make me think of Something Something Something Dark Side

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    #15

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Son of a motherless goat. Makes no sense but always makes me giggle when I say it.

    evilshenanigan , lisatozzi Report

    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... a goat Disney princess? They all seem to be motherless.

    Gizzywig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s from The Three Amigos!

    Joseph Kastorff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Three Amigos. Steve Martin says that line

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from The Three Amigos when Steve Martin's character, Lucky Day, is trading insults with El Guapo. "You scum sucking pig! You sonofamotherlessgoat!" 🤣

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this all the time. Had heard someone else use it and thought I can sub this one in pretty easy and the longer you think about what it means the worse it becomes lol

    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say, son of a biscuit eater! No clue why lol

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    #16

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others I had a friend yell “what the peepeecake” while playing videogames with him while there were small children in voice chat. Everybody immediately cracked up. It’s perfect.

    blockboy9942 , xrayspx Report

    Bored&InSchool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and a friend of mine are both truly cracking up right now.

    #17

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Your mother uses cheap toilet paper

    Adron-the-survivor , Darren Foreman Report

    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that TP over roll is a landslide winner over TP under roll, as it should be.

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was a 50/50 choice in the photo, which seems odd.

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    Noah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how there is a roll for either type of person. An over-roll and under-roll. It's nice.

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard at this I scared the Goldendoodle.

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    #18

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Cotton-headed ninny muggins

    tru2chevy , Kimberly Vardeman Report

    Bored&InSchool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ninny muggins? NINNY MUGGINS? OH GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE- yeah that is hilarious.

    Mary Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the world of Elf, this is like the c-word and the f-word mixed together.

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA calling a black person cotton headed would be seen as a derogatory comment on their hair.

    Fussy1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You smell like beef and cheese

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    #19

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!

    Badfish691 , Thirteen Of Clubs Report

    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh that good ol Orbit Gum commercial

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still use "lint Licker!" After that orbit commercial.... my kids look at me like I'm nuts....

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved these commercials!! I used Lint Licker for a decade after that!!

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This commercial still cracks me up!

    Kat'sPJs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm def gonna use that one. Lint licker. LMAO

    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/Bxmkiy9txBE This is the old commercial that it's from. A really cute and funny commercial.

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the cumquat! I still laugh at that commercial

    #20

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others You're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken mcnobody!

    Infammo , PatrickRich Report

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like it's the missing verse to "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"

    #21

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others We were at the base of Old Faithful and, as it was erupting, the wind shifted blowing a totally unexpected big drift of spray on our son who was about 4 at the time. He was soooo mad he started running and swinging his arms, stomping his feet and hollering "Dag Darn It!" at the top of his voice over and over like a miniature longshoreman who just smashed his thumb with a hammer and, brother, he MEANT EVERY WORD HE WAS SAYING! 24 years later, I'll STILL say "Dag Darn It!" when I'm in a position where I feel the need to exclaim in a negative fashion but real swearing would be wholly inappropriate.

    WeAreLivinTheLife , neajjean Report

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way this story was relayed🤣

    Aswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used dag nab it! Myself around my kid and he 15 now and still says it! 😆

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year I dropped something and said "dag nabbit!" Then I turned to my mother and said "I'm sorry you had to hear that." I'm 55

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    #22

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others I was a C.I.T at a day camp and there was this young kid with anger issues. He would often get into fights with the other kids and would have frequent temper tantrums when things didn’t go his way. One day on the bus he was sitting playing on his gameboy when the kid next to him starts drawing on a piece of paper. The boy with anger problems wanted a piece of paper and the other kid said no multiple times. Things got heated and the kid drawing said shut up. ( I know, intense). In which the other kid screamed,”SUCK MY GAMEBOY!” Unsuccessfully tried to hold in my laughter.

    MyToesWantToEatYou , Bryan Ochalla Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨She looked like a shar pei with a face-lift.¨

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    3 years ago

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    #23

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Shisha pit ... I’m randomly dyslexic when I talk quickly and I tried to call my friend a piece of s**t (jokingly) and thus became shisha pit..

    madeinboston , Marco Verch Report

    Ramirez rachael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and I switch small phrases all the time I can’t believe we never thought of this one!! Baco tell is our favorite late night taco

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be careful when watching Robin Hood, Friar Tuck is a pitfall for Spoonerisms.

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    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderman 2=Tighter Man-Spew (Thank you Matt Gourley)

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby was in HS playing football and the coach was yelling and chewing the team out big time. He intended to say "You're all a bunch of numb dummies" but it came out "You're all a bunch of dumb nummies." They tried not to crack up because then he would've yelled more.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm forever hoping that "Shiloh Pitt " will never be dyslexic...

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not conformed by the standards of chatchit

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2001, when my sister was pregnant with her eldest, she had a BAD case of "baby brain" and had trouble getting her words out the way she intended to. We were talking about the Red Hot Chili Peppers, which was entirely too much for her hormone-addled mind. First attempt: "hėlly poppers". Second attempt: "pippy chippers". We've used them interchangeably for 21 years.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine once tried to tell me that he saw someone on the telly trying to say "hypodermic needle" but all she could manage was "hypodeemic nurdle". He *tried* to tell me that, but he too got stuck on "hypodeemic nurdle" mode...

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    #24

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others "your face is a toaster" I just looked at my nephew, eyebrows raised. I was flabbergasted.

    Alec_de_Large , RecycledStarDust Report

    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, well then put some bread in my mouth and you won't be able to call me useless, eh?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but as an aside, I want this Hello Kitty toaster now.

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toasterface - Taserface's long lost cousin.

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The super hot kind or the crusted with crumbs kind?

    #25

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Your hairline looks like a MacDonald's sign

    pillowclit , JJBers Report

    Federico Guerrero-Isaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn´t know there were 99 billion people on earth. The more you know.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard something similar the other day: "Your head looks like an M&M"

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    #26

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My nephew called me a “stanky rainbow.” Best insult ever.

    GodzillaPoppins , Andrew Report

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can being called a rainbow be an insult, even a stanky one?

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your personality is as interesting as a grayscale rainbow"

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds homophobic/j lmao

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your as bright as a colorless rainbow.

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    #27

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others You smell like hot dog water

    ricerock , stu_spivack Report

    Haylo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adventure time when the Hot Dog Princess kisses Fin.

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL-Disenchantment! Soup of the Day in the Nunnery Princess Tiabeanie was sent to: Hot Dog Water

    Keley Babs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like the smell of hot dog water... because it reminds me of hot dogs

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they taste like Chocolate Starfsh perchance?

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    #28

    I like to call people kartoffelkopf which means potato head in German.

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    Laura Brind
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly I used to do the same! It was the most offensive phrase I could come up with from my face German!

    Judo Flipped By Nobody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like calling people "bananflue" which is a type of fly that is very very annoying

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa used to say that one, as well as "quatschkopf" (loosely translated to trash-head).

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My preferred German insult is kinderschwantz.

    Jasam Nitko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad tried to teach us random German words to use instead of swear words. It did not work... And we did not learn any German either.

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    #29

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others You total muppet!

    isaac_foxx1012 , Nicolas Sanguinetti Report

    Karen Fernley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a british insult. I havent used it, but ive read it plenty of time 😁

    Camilla Koutsos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling someone a muppet is in regular use all over the English speaking world.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vat Der ferk! (Swedish Chef)

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a line from Jesus Christ Superstar, where to this day, I hear Pontius Pilate condemn Jesus by saying, "I wash my hands of your self-destruction. DIE if you want to, you misguided muppet!"

    #30

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Gordon Ramsey taught his kids vegetable names to replace swears. Shitaku for s**t was my favorite

    MurrayMan92 , Lee Stranahan Report

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the irony of Gordon Ramsay teaching others not to swear ...

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There weren't any real swear words left after he was done.

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    Family Osborne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how bout just not swearing as children lolll

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used cod spammit as a kid. Somewhat similar. My latest fav is douche nozzle. Bags are so outdated. My bf used to call people purple sheets as an insult and now we call people wiedros because she can’t make outfits for her pets without misspelling weirdo

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I googled shitaku and got nothing. Maybe they shiitake

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    #31

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others “You’re... not a nice person!” Which was then followed by a shocked gasp from their friend.

    randomly-cc , DreamWorks Animatio Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time in our late teens early 20's, my best friend went on a rant saying every possible insult and curse about a backstabbing "friend" after finding out they did some messed up stuff behind our backs. She went along on this tirade saying every curse she could imagine (and boy could she swear) and then ended it with "not nice girl". We lost it laughing with that final insult

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that line in Enchanted "You... are NOT A VERY NICE OLD MAN!"

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not a nice person Albert... not a nice person at all....

    Roxie Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter told my husband he smelled like a "rusty old pirate". It was hilarious because it was somehow completely accurate!

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are just mean boys who are just being MEAN!" -Rachel Green

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    #32

    My 10 year old calls people 'bum crumb' 😂🤦‍♀️

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    Kat'sPJs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like calling someone a little s@#t

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I found my new "dingleberry" alternative

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I call my kids “crumb bum” when they get food all over them

    BJ Goins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter uses "butt nugget" !😂

    #33

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

    anon , Quinn Dombrowski Report

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mason, chill out /j. Ah, vine was the greatest

    Jiji The Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta say this with the stereotypical surfer accent from kids tv shows

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't seen this we can't be friends

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't some kid in a youtube clip say this... And was on Ridicolousness. I swear I remember this one EDIT: Yes. the answer is yes .... Hope this is the right one.. Can't listen, I'm at work. Please lemme know if they added something inappropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJtQ3KCVhsA

    #34

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others You’re an immature nugget! Was skating with a buddy and we passed 2 little kids, one kid called the other an idiot and he promptly shot back with immature nugget. That was well over 10 years ago and that’s still our go to insult for each other

    WarriorOfTheWord , James St. John Report

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    #35

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Sugar Honey Ice Tea (s**t)

    Heymrpreacherman , Matthew Dillon Report

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't believe I didn't pick up on this in the first Madagascar movie until years later.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I thought he was calling Alex by an affectionate nickname! LOL!

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C U Next Tuesday .... is another :)

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like whiskey tango foxtrot!

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maaan we used to use this in like 4th grade

    Ninette T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90's there was also a song with this title bij Goodfellaz 😁(https://youtu.be/TBuNJLZkdfI)

    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C U Next Tuesday is my fav like that

    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this. But my most common go to swear word is fudge.

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    3 years ago

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    #36

    Shiitake (like the mushroom) instead of s**t. Gordon Ramsey’s child said it at school and they got upset. Upon calling Mr. Ramsey and explaining the situation they were then set upon by Gordon Ramsey for them getting mad at his child for NOT cursing. He of course explained to them that shiitake is a type of mushroom. By yelling at them about it. Love that man.

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better story than the earlier one, but the earlier one had a picture.

    Amy Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's an idiot sandwich?!" 🤣

    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember them using "Shiitake" in the first spy kids movie

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    #37

    You don't know grits from granola!

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I read about an English teacher who was grading a paper whose writer kept writing "burro" when they meant "burrow." The teacher wrote, "clearly you don't know your a*s from a hole in the ground."

    #38

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others When I was 6 years-old, my childhood best friend taught me the phrase, “Get out of my face, Face!” It’s so stupid, but I still think it to myself sometimes when I’m in a crowded area and people are in my personal bubble.

    AgentSnipe8863 , Matt Gregory Report

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    #39

    Idiot bunky nematode. My brother was maybe 3 when he said this to me and my sister.

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    #40

    Oh barnacles!

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    Jessica Bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! That's one of my go tos... Got a 7 year old

    Coffee_nut45?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was visiting some very religious friends of mine when I fell off the porch and broke my foot. I started to day "oh s**t". I suddenly remembered who was around me and it came out "oh shoelaces". I still use it almost 30 years later.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the way we say what they say we can't say.

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Oh, beans!" Which is a line from the awesome children's book "Who's a Pest?"

    #41

    Fork!

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    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use five - the v sign in Roman numerals is 5 - silly but it works for us.

    Catte West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, FISH it!". From the Fish Cheer by Country Joe and the Fish at Woodstock. Lord, how old does that make me?!?

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been partial to the expletives used by Yosemite Sam, 'Rackenfratzen' being a favorite.

    #42

    "Shog off!" It's from Shakespeare.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually "Slog off" but close enough!

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    #43

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others My son (2.5 year old) will randomly scream in a shrill voice and smack your but and scream, "STIIIINKY BUTT!" he does this ANYWHERE and as loud as his tiny body can make the sound.

    M0th3r0f1 , Mike Maguire Report

    Zea Wolffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should teach him this is not acceptable as soon as possible. It's funny while its you, but one day he'll do it to someone else and then it'll be a bigger issue than you gambled for.....

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my dogs stinky butt, but they like it!

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would personally be honored

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    #45

    Oh BOB SAGET!!

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh I remember these videos! I think the guy has Turrets syndrome, and he would randomly just shot out Bob Saget, tooooo funny! His sons would antagonize him

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God did I post this without realising this is literally exactly what i say all the Bob saget ing time

    #46

    Nincompoop.

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    #47

    45 Of The Most Amusing Child-Friendly Insults That Members Of This Online Group Couldn't Resist Sharing With Others Pickle smoocher

    pleaseluv , John Bell Report

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the pickle looks shocked by the burn!

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    #48

    At church camp we'd say "Mother Father"

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    #49

    Donut - idiot U have the personality of a fridge Take a long walk off a short pier - f**k off

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    #50

    Meaniebobeanie

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    #51

    Holy smokes! What the fudge! F***k! You’re a buttface! I’m 31 years old and I use these on the regular.

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    #52

    Donut - idiot U have the personality of a fridge Take a long walk off a short pier - f**k off

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    #53

    Donut - idiot U have the personality of a fridge Take a long walk off a short pier - f**k off

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was bugged when they posted the listing yesterday, a lot of us suggested words on this as it was open to post, i'm guessing they deleted them all

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