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There’s a part of the internet that can definitely be best described as interesting. I, of course, use the term interesting very loosely. But it has to be said when the part of the internet that I am referring to is best described in the words of Family Guy’s very own Peter Griffin: “The book can also be [heightens his voice] a hat.”

Yep, there’s a dedicated place for chaotic hats, and the internet is better off because of it.

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    BC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 2023, you shouldn’t be wearing fur!!! 😎

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    If you thought hats are just too damned boring, think again. Hats have great potential for chaos. Or, I guess, the general predicaments that particular hats and other hat-like cranial accessories find themselves in have great potential.

    The Instagram page very appropriately titled @chaotichats encompasses this very niche phenomenon without fault.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he's trying to get multiple hats through without checking a hatbox in baggage.

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    The Instagram page was created back in May of 2023, and has since then amassed a modest, yet still relevant following of nearly 8,400 people.

    The page is affiliated with another popular Instagram page in pretty much the same chaotic way called Chaotic Shirts (@chaoticshirts). It also has merch, so there’s that.

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog said "well it all started with this wart on my bum"

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    Jake B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s right, I’m the trash pirate!

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    The page features pretty much what you’d expect. Or wouldn’t, actually.

    Folks, animals and inanimate objects wearing hats in some aptitude or capacity. But it’s of the chaotic variety, whereby it’s not always a hat, or the hat sends a very oof message, or it’s a fashion statement like no other.

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    And this all circles back to what Peter Griffin said: a book can also be a hat.

    Heck, anything can honestly be a hat. As long as it serves the function of a hat: it is a piece of headwear that serves to protect people from various weather conditions, fulfills ceremonial or religious purposes, or is worn as an accessory of fashion or social status.

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    Now, if you’re not a hat person, you can at least understand why folks do it and appreciate them for what they are.

    Folks wear hats for many reasons, but according to Bon Clic Bon Genre, a French millinery (fancy word for hat maker), it’s more than just a fashion statement.

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    Unauthorized Kiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't really blame him. It does sometimes get quite sunny.

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    Some people wear hats to gain confidence. After all, looking good makes you feel good too, and if you have, say, a complex over your face, hats help manage the shape in ways that would make you feel more comfortable with yourself.

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    This in turn leads to the idea of hats affirming your identity. Clothes are a statement in and of itself, so if you wear a cowboy hat, it says something about you.

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    BC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sweetie, why the long face?! (I’ll see myself out…)

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    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gimme a break, okay? I can't cuddle you tonight. I have to be back at 6 so you and all our 53 kids have something to eat."

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    Hats also provide room for breaking dress codes and balancing outfits to fit your style and preference.

    There are certain getups that feel like everyone’s done it, but putting a traveling hat, or a trilby or even a linen cap might add an accent to put you in the spotlight on the streets.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's a little teapot. Can't tell from the picture if she's short and/or stout. But I do see the handle and I believe I see the spout.

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    If anything, hats are just handy to have around. Need one as an accent to what you’re already wearing? Check. Need to hide your shame of having one too many yesterday? Check. Don’t want to be noticed while you take out your trash in the least amount of effort in terms of style? Check. There’s more, but you get the point.

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    Jen Samara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the first thing I saw was not the hat but "EMERGENCY EXIT SEE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW"

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    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danish frogmen, real interesting stories

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    Heck, even animals are doing it. No, let’s one-up this. There’s another online community that’s all about hats on snakes. And while chaos isn’t in its middle name, it definitely sends a message about the otherwise treacherous danger noodles—and that having a hat on has the power of making them look so adorable that you will forget all your social anxiety and self-preservation instincts.

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    Now, if you’re still not up for putting on a hat, no biggy, you can still enjoy them on snakes… right?

    Well, if you can’t enjoy that either, then mayhaps leave a comment explaining your stance on hats?

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TUTTER!!!! Bear in the Big Blue House is fantastic.

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    Anthony Nizza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did he get it on that way?!!!??!

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    Emily
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more time and it will be a hat trick!

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    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't ask me anything. My brain is fried this morning."

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    Otto Katz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe that's one of those "sovereign citizens" out in the wild.

    Alex Barnett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outside society, but I bet he's on a social media app.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they both wearing the same hat, I wonder

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    stupidMonkey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lay down you tools brothers. We will not do any more work until Hooman agrees to throw the ball. Do it Hooman. THROW THE BALL HOOMAN!!!

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    stupidMonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I have the one on the left in leather and wear it all the time

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    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted my vestibules trained.

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    Elena Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily something to advertise, my friend

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    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She figured out what Christianity is about. (Luke 6:27)

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    KinoEel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok they have a serious problem, their not holding their chopsticks right

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    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the best you can offer is your mullet I'm not worried at all.

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