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There’s a part of the internet that can definitely be best described as interesting. I, of course, use the term interesting very loosely. But it has to be said when the part of the internet that I am referring to is best described in the words of Family Guy’s very own Peter Griffin: “The book can also be [heightens his voice] a hat.”
Yep, there’s a dedicated place for chaotic hats, and the internet is better off because of it.
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ALittleKnownGoddess 2 years ago
It seems to me that at 140 years old, this turtle has deserved a rest. But no, kids just gotta be on your mind all the freakin time.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
That really changes the meaning of the story.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Its okay if it's consensual, and the fur can walk away at any time
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If you thought hats are just too damned boring, think again. Hats have great potential for chaos. Or, I guess, the general predicaments that particular hats and other hat-like cranial accessories find themselves in have great potential.
The Instagram page very appropriately titled @chaotichats encompasses this very niche phenomenon without fault.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
I'm guessing he's trying to get multiple hats through without checking a hatbox in baggage.
La Petite Morte 2 years ago
That used to be my one of my favourite stories when I was a kid! Bartholomew Baggins! I loved how ridiculous the hats got as he went on.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Space is fun. It's filled with stuff to bat under the sofa.
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The Instagram page was created back in May of 2023, and has since then amassed a modest, yet still relevant following of nearly 8,400 people.
The page is affiliated with another popular Instagram page in pretty much the same chaotic way called Chaotic Shirts (@chaoticshirts). It also has merch, so there’s that.
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
Could be actual hat if looked at this way Untitled-1...a48e40.jpg 
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
If I don't fits, poke some holes in me so I can sits anyway.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We don't wear mortar boards for high school graduation here (in fact our 'graduation' was just being given our certificate during our year 12 formal) but my brother had hair like this at the time of his, I could imagine him customising like this.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
That's a lifestyle right there! Someone whip out a broken iPod and were having a shanty!
Connie Martin 2 years ago
I bet he got the shades the same place as the hat. I'd like a print of this photo for my wall
The page features pretty much what you’d expect. Or wouldn’t, actually.
Folks, animals and inanimate objects wearing hats in some aptitude or capacity. But it’s of the chaotic variety, whereby it’s not always a hat, or the hat sends a very oof message, or it’s a fashion statement like no other.
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La Petite Morte 2 years ago
Why the glasses? It's not like she can see through the blanket OR needs sunglasses bc she's wearing a bloody blanket over her head!
Dead Man Talking 2 years ago
Boss sees this on the news. Says: Hey, Karen has glasses just like those.
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And this all circles back to what Peter Griffin said: a book can also be a hat.
Heck, anything can honestly be a hat. As long as it serves the function of a hat: it is a piece of headwear that serves to protect people from various weather conditions, fulfills ceremonial or religious purposes, or is worn as an accessory of fashion or social status.
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Petra 2 years ago
This made me laugh unreasonably hard. I think it just caught me off guard, which are the best kinds of laughs, really. The unexpended laugh, that just randomly enhances your day. All of this just to say: thank you!!
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Now, if you’re not a hat person, you can at least understand why folks do it and appreciate them for what they are.
Folks wear hats for many reasons, but according to Bon Clic Bon Genre, a French millinery (fancy word for hat maker), it’s more than just a fashion statement.
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WindySwede 2 years ago
or just public facial identification from cameras?
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
This is Toby the Toad and his owner creates dioramas for him! Here he is at his Christmas Tree stand. TOBY-TOAD-...34a23d.jpg 
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
Lot of good comments here, but I was thinking more along the lines of Amish or Orthodox Jew based on the haberdashery.
sara fulmer 2 years ago
Surprised they're Christmas cookies when this definitely looks like a Jewish frog
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Mr. Toad's adventures seems to have ended and he's taking a well deserved rest.
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stupidMonkey 2 years ago
Yes honey, of course I remembered to put sunscreen on my head. Can I watch the game now?
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
Maybe he could get one of those fabric things with the team logo that fits on your head.
Rachel Martin 2 years ago
Wouldn't cover the front of his face though ... .
Load More Replies... Petra 2 years ago
Or he just forgot it by accident. And the ones they sell at the stadium are so expensive!
Load More Replies...Some people wear hats to gain confidence. After all, looking good makes you feel good too, and if you have, say, a complex over your face, hats help manage the shape in ways that would make you feel more comfortable with yourself.
This in turn leads to the idea of hats affirming your identity. Clothes are a statement in and of itself, so if you wear a cowboy hat, it says something about you.
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
She’s got her head turned to the left to look at the horse
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cal! at the disco (they/him) 2 years ago
ALEX DELARGE BIRD ALEX DELARGE BIRD ALEX DELARGE BIRD
Hats also provide room for breaking dress codes and balancing outfits to fit your style and preference.
There are certain getups that feel like everyone’s done it, but putting a traveling hat, or a trilby or even a linen cap might add an accent to put you in the spotlight on the streets.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
So she's a little teapot. Can't tell from the picture if she's short and/or stout. But I do see the handle and I believe I see the spout.
Petra 2 years ago
Nice play on words. Or is it more accurate to say play on poem? Either way, well done!
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Petra 2 years ago
I hope that stuff breaks off really easily. If it doesn't, it poses a serious injury risk if she crashes. Personally, I wouldn't risk a neck injury (and possibly becoming a quadriplegic) just for a joke...
Jasmijn 2 years ago
Ah I knew there’d be this kind of comment. The answer is yes, ornamentation is designed to break on impact. There are safety laws all helmets must adhere to, and when buying a helmet you need to make sure it has a safety certification stamp. However, this girl is wearing an open-face helmet, which are quite frankly unsafe. During accidents, chin is the most likely to take the brunt of the impact. Without the protection of a full-face helmet she’s asking for a world of hurt should she be knocked or fall from her bike. I’m a surgeon, I work in a very busy ER, and seen too many injuries on bilkers with open-face helmets.
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Jake B 2 years ago
Early audition for C-3PO when the character was still named Tuba HeadTed or THT 3
If anything, hats are just handy to have around. Need one as an accent to what you’re already wearing? Check. Need to hide your shame of having one too many yesterday? Check. Don’t want to be noticed while you take out your trash in the least amount of effort in terms of style? Check. There’s more, but you get the point.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Someone should invent a hat that can do that. I bet lots of people would buy them.
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He’s one of my favourite drivers for his personality alone.
Load More Replies... Gwen Smith 2 years ago (edited)
Bwahahaha! Oosh...I love fashion trends. Cracks me up. Lol Reminds me of a trend when I was a teenager and we all thought we were so cool because we would wear our sweaters backwards. So funny now, but at the time we were dead serious about our rebellion against the machine. I'm too tired for all that mess now. I just want peace and my dogs.
Min 2 years ago
Can you still call it a trend when people have been wearing them that way for generations? It's stupid, but it's not some new-fangled way of wearing it.
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Cats are cute 2 years ago
🎶we never go out of style🎶………………..(🎶even if it means we look like idiots🎶) ^.^
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Sherlock Holmes has the solution, his hat is even equipped with noise cancelling flaps: BP2-sherlo...30fb24.jpg 
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Jen Samara 2 years ago
Somehow the first thing I saw was not the hat but "EMERGENCY EXIT SEE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW"
Petra 2 years ago
How would someone fit their head inside a cheese grater? Now I'm really curious what you think you saw. My mind has to do cartoon levels of weird body proportions to get that metal image to work. 🤔😂
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago (edited)
OMG it's Sir Sic! I love his YouTube channel! He's handsome and smarts and good at the sex. Also a big whiskey fan.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
They have a right to their habitat, same as everybody else.
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Alexandru Bucur 2 years ago
The funny thing is those white things aren't the eyes, the eyes are obscured by the rim of the helmet as they're looking down to presumably watch their step when getting from the dock into the boat - the white things are instead part of the helmet liner visible thorough the front vent holes in the helmet...
Suck it Trebek 2 years ago
Okay if I saw one of these walking towards me I would shite my pants.
BoredPossum 2 years ago
Why do I think this should be standard equipment?
Load More Replies...Heck, even animals are doing it. No, let’s one-up this. There’s another online community that’s all about hats on snakes. And while chaos isn’t in its middle name, it definitely sends a message about the otherwise treacherous danger noodles—and that having a hat on has the power of making them look so adorable that you will forget all your social anxiety and self-preservation instincts.
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Now, if you’re still not up for putting on a hat, no biggy, you can still enjoy them on snakes… right?
Well, if you can’t enjoy that either, then mayhaps leave a comment explaining your stance on hats?
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Babsevs 2 years ago
We loved Bear in the Big Blue House, got it on Sky in UK...... watched religiously when my eldest was small, wish my youngest could have seen it when she was little. Beautiful and wholesome kids TV ...
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Yeah. Put this on. Then some giant seagull decides to eat your head.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
I'm adding giant seagulls to my list of things to fear.
Load More Replies... Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Oscar Meyer had to scrap the Weinermobile; they've downsized to a Weinerbike, and this is the helmet
Giraffy Window 2 years ago
I'd be scared of what that'd do to a person's neck if they wiped out...
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My O My 2 years ago
On usually isn't the problem. How will he get it off again???
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pineapple87 2 years ago
And this is how you end with a fireman chiseling the helmet off your head
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KinoEel 2 years ago
He got more views the second time so I think it’s working
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Tammilee Truitt 2 years ago
Let's go babe. You don't need makeup...that's what you get for rushing me.
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stupidMonkey 2 years ago (edited)
You: What is your hat size sir. This Guy: 5 bananas. Everyone: /knows exact size of head/
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Maartje 2 years ago
I KNOW he is not eight years old but he has sincere baby face. And terrible tats. May I say that he has terrible taste? And what is with all the scream mask pictures in the background- I have questions. Lots of them.
My O My 2 years ago
Also I need to know if he managed to impress the girl!
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Tammilee Truitt 2 years ago
As we say in Texas...bigger the hat, smaller the punishment. Or is that trucks?
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
It might be a description of the contents of the hat
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Regina Holt 2 years ago
I thought the exact thing! you beat me to the comment
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
Grimace is ok, but that tree is so creepy, reminds me of those apple throwing trees in Wizard of Oz mean-tree-...307a75.jpg 
Brandi Delph 2 years ago
I can FEEL what it was like to walk on those always slightly sticky tiles
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stupidMonkey 2 years ago (edited)
Lay down you tools brothers. We will not do any more work until Hooman agrees to throw the ball. Do it Hooman. THROW THE BALL HOOMAN!!!
Kookamunga 2 years ago
OK, I need the contact info of this landscaping company that is staffed with Golden Retrievers, because I'm hiring them.
The mad duck 2 years ago
When you and the gang make fun of an evil wizard and he turns you into dogs and the only way to make a living is by running a landscaping company...
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Mr Auntriarch......let me stop my synaptic 🎭 carnival for a second and let me tell you, that you seem to find yourself happily married, otherwise you wouldn't use such cute pet names for Mr Auntriarch...🙋🏽...I wish you both all the best...👋🏽...does this sound like a farewell letter? It's not...🤭
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Vic 2 years ago
Putting my cheesey hat to come up with cheesey one liners..
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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
All of Axew’s dragon rages probably did it lmao
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Latin for "I threw up all over the inside of the van on the first day of the week"
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Rwby Couch 2 years ago
Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. (Luke 6:27)
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Scott Wilkins 2 years ago
It's sad when the main character drowns in their soup so early in the movie.
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Bored something 2 years ago
I happened across this one literally while wearing a soft toy bat on my head with the wings hanging down the sides.
Abdul Hannan 2 years ago
Who knew the internet had a hat fetish? Now I'm questioning my wardrobe choices – apparently, a book can also be a hat. Looks like my library just became the latest fashion trend!
Bored something 2 years ago
I happened across this one literally while wearing a soft toy bat on my head with the wings hanging down the sides.
Abdul Hannan 2 years ago
Who knew the internet had a hat fetish? Now I'm questioning my wardrobe choices – apparently, a book can also be a hat. Looks like my library just became the latest fashion trend!
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