All of us want to do good! And with all that's been happening in the past few years, every kind deed is more than welcomed, no matter how big or small.
From spying on your friend's Spotify to check on their emotional state to disrupting an anti-abortion protest, there are plenty of ways to let people know you care. Some even choose very chaotic ones. As if they're acting solely as their conscience directs them, without any concern for what others expect of them.
The subreddit r/chaoticgood is exactly the place for all of you do-gooders whose methods are a little disorganized. This online community with almost 180K members is the place for you to post your chaotic actions.
Continue scrolling and check out some of the best posts below!
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No, You Get Candy!
The moderators of this subreddit explain that chaotic good is a character that "values freedom, for herself and others, and views the welfare of all as her business. She cannot tolerate cruelty or intimidation, and works to dismantle hierarchy and domination.”
Like stealing another person's underfed dog in order to save its life. Or dressing up as the Grim Reaper to remind people that there's still a pandemic going on. These are only a few examples of how this community does the right thing with little regard for laws and regulations.
Absolute Dominance
This made me wish I had my period. Alas my mom was a late bloomer and I am too.
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She didn't. She was sitting down, remember? 😜
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Also considering there is iron in it... :D
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I'm so glad you got him expelled, that behavior is appalling to say the least. Such a horrible experience. I hope you're okay also.
Man, when they say that women plot on a level that men cannot even conceive of, this is proof. Bloody good work!
On your defence though you cannot bleed every month to be able to think something like that
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As a man...I endorse this; this is a version of him bullying you. Bullies only respect the slap back.
I don’t think I can say it any better
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It's actually as easy as doing an intense Kegel exercise. The menstrual blood gushes out with both force and volume. Making a fake sneeze isn't difficult, either.
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F*****g GENIUS! Wonder how he tried to explain 1) blood on his hand and 2) MENSTRUAL blood on his hand. How could he explain exactly how it got on his hand, except that he was groping the girl sitting next to him. I am deliriously happy he was abused. Odds are this wasn’t the first time he did s**t like that. Unfortunately, odds are also that it won’t be the last. At least until an enraged victim, or enraged families of victims, “disappear” him.
Grossest? F**k that. That's the best thing anyone could have done. She's a hero
Wow, that's metal AF. Sorry you had to go to that extreme, but well done for the whole thing. May this be a lesson to others!
No. Sometimes when you sneeze it causes your pelvic floor muscles to tighten quickly which can cause blood to rush out, but it's involuntary. You can't expel blood or hold it in, it just doesn't work that way. Source: Have had 288 periods so far!
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Can I still upvote this? Still disgusting that this trick was needed, but well done!
YO THIS IS SO AMAZING FINALLY SOMEONE GETS CALLED OUT FOR THEIR S**T
Women have used urine, feces, and menstrual blood to thwart an attacker's advantage for many years.
I would have gone for breaking a pinky finger backwards, but this works too.
While I love this, because it’s be awesome if true, I wish there was an an explanation how he got past the panties and pad/tampon for this to have work. Maybe no panties and she knew she’d bleed through the tampon? I wish I had an explanation so I could believe this to be true😣
Also, an explanation for how she didn’t immediately freak from the initial contact much less when he started moving his hand up. More detail needed to make it believable would be good:)
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Gross af but I applaud her with a standing ovation! That's AWESOME!!! Bet he never harasses women again! Punk a**
That’s one hell of a woman! She is wonderful savage and phenomenal all at the same time
Bullshit! "I gave him a sweet smile and told him to go up higher. He was a bit shocked, but did as I told him to." Pretty hard to claim you were molested when YOU TOLD HIM TO DO IT! Funny story but complete crap!
Encouragement. She was molested before she even gave permission.
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You were both disgusting. You can't put something like that on a job resuma.
This story feels like a total lie and probably written by a man. First "she" thought of encouraging and smiled at the molester. Then "she" sneezed. Who can sneeze when they want to sneeze? And finally the blood came out his hand? Shouldn't he had touched first the sanitary pad which should have also have blood? If there was a tampon how did she bleed after sneezing? Please don't imagine and spread bullsh@t stories about abuse and bullsh@t ways a woman can avoid abuse.
Had she ever been truly violated before?? Because I really don't see how any woman- previous abuse or not- would let any man violate her further in order to stop him in the first place. Scream, yell, CHANGE SEATS- she would have stopped him whether others believed her or not. Besides, people don't deny women's claims so easily anymore.
You're seriously gatekeeping being violated AND victim blaming in the same comment?
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Me, too. I've been a woman all my life but I've never been able to sneeze out my period blood. Also, if I were to go to class without something preventing me from bleeding all over furniture, I'd sure as hell would NOT wear that dishtowel for a dress.
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One of the subreddit's main symbols -- its name -- is a clear reminder of a popular fantasy tabletop role-playing game called Dungeons and Dragons (commonly abbreviated as D&D or DnD). As the title suggests, it's a magical world of over 300 creatures like giants, dragons, warlocks, dwarves and many more.
First published in 1974, D&D has long been part of popular culture and still remains one of the best-selling games in the US. During its forty years of history, the developers have created captivating board and video games, also novels written by its fantasy authors.
Teddy Had Had Enough Of Racists’ S**t
"We Have Found A Witch, May We [applaud] Her?"
!["We Have Found A Witch, May We [applaud] Her?"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/6185221c79d49_anx7iqjrmya31__700.jpg "\"We Have Found A Witch, May We [applaud] Her?\"")
As stated in their official website, “The core of D&D is storytelling. You and your friends tell a story together, guiding your heroes through quests for treasure, battles with deadly foes, daring rescues, courtly intrigue, and much more.“ In short, one player, the Dungeon Master, facilitates the game, controls the monsters and narrates the story. Others develop the characters and improvise on how they react to the story.
Yep. Kindness Begets Kindness
Okay I read antichrist instead of anarchist and I thought how does one make an antichrist co-op coffeeshop and with whom
Feel Like This Belongs Here
It's a great place to be anyone you want to be. Not to mention a perfect environment to discuss the concept of good and evil. Dungeons and Dragons even has an alignment system to help you create your little fantasy creatures. It also helps you categorize your character from an ethical and moral point of view.
Being United Against Greed
Chaotic Friend
Stealing A Person's Dog So It Can Actually Live
In the original version, players were allowed to choose among three alignments: lawful, chaotic and neutral but since then it has evolved into nine alignments (and a 10th option for creatures operating on instinct, not moral decision-making).
Guy Does To Bank What Banks Usually Do To Other People
Youch
Chaotic Farming
You've guessed it, Chaotic Good is one of these alignments. In the official player's handbook, its even got a nickname—Rebel. These type of "creatures act as their conscience directs, with little regard for what others expect. Copper dragons, many elves, and unicorns are chaotic good“, as is stated in D&D's basic rules.
What Is Up My Fellow Homosexuals?
Chaotic Rub
To get an idea of what such a character would look like, we could imagine a modern-day Robin Hood. Rebelling against authority as a way to protect the poor from poverty and suffering is one of his key traits. On top of that, he believes that the only way to do good is to dismantle the hierarchy and he can never be tied down to any organization.
Holy S**t
What To Call Your Straight Aunt's Husband
Chaotic Good Burglary
Well, supernatural beings and fantasy worlds aside, we all know that it feels good to do good. The concept of “good“ might be thought of as something worth having or doing and enhances the life of those who possess it. But as the moderators of r/chaoticgood say, good is a relative term.
Amazing
Blursed Bag
Next thing you know they'll be plastering Arabic numerals all over the place. :D
Here Come The Furries
When we help others, we actually help ourselves. According to Dr. Stephen Post, "The evidence for the benefits of giving is now extremely powerful, and suggests that healthcare professionals might wish to recommend such activities to patients.“ Helping others fills your life with happiness, improves your health and can even make your life longer, as his research shows.
Chaotic Good Director
Chaotic Good Drug Dealer
Chaotic Good Prank Call
Another study came to a very similar conclusion; “doing good” may be an important avenue by which people create meaningful and satisfying lives. That's why so many people participate in meaningful activities such as volunteering. This only confirms that pleasure-seeking behaviors do not bring us as much happiness as... making others happy.
She's Proud, As She Should Be
Caring For This Little Homie
Mozart Created The First Pirated Music
So it seems that the ends justify the means after all. It all becomes even more magical when the nature of chaotic good acts become alive in real life. Just remember, kind deeds make everyone feel a little bit better, so do one whenever you get the chance. Even if it's in the most chaotic way possible!
I Will Sponsor Your Child To Do This
Causing A Kid-Riot With Happy Bananas
Not All Hero’s Were Capes
Vandalism For The Good
News Lady Shames People Who Are Illegally Dumping Their Boats
She has to do this because the police is too busy staking behind road signs to pull people over who are doing 31 in a 30 zone.
Stalker To..oh Wait
I hope that he means it in a caring friend kind of way and not trying to take advantage of her when she's vulnerable. It's hard to tell just by the post. EDIT: Thank you to the people who pointed out that I just made an assumption in regards to the person's gender. My sincere apologies, I should know better. I have no excuse.
Interesting Title
This Looks Like It Fits
For Sure
You need to draw a line somewhere in regards to freedom of speech.
Good Idea
Wholesome Vandalism
Hostile architecture needs to stop. Why do this to people who are already suffering
Racist Storekeeper
Do It For The Culture
Dismantling Gender Stereotypes, Chaotically
Definitely Don't Do It
Bathroom Hero
A Man Dresses Up As Death To Not-So-Subtly Remind People There's A Pandemic
Didn't do any good. People kept showing up and they were complaining about all the idiots on the overcrowded beach who obviously didn't care about the pandemic.
Fantastic
He’s Trying His Best
like I said on an earlier post, smart kitty, first you tried electricity to kill your human and now a snake!
Good Guy Tipper “Doesn’t” Tip *wink* *wink*
I used to be a carpet fitter and one day an old lady gave me a tip of a folded bunch of notes. When I got in the van instead of £1 notes she had given me ten £20 pound notes. This was in the mid eighties and was probably the equivalent today of about six hundred pounds. I went back to the house and her daughter had just turned up. When I told her she said it wasn't the first time it had happened and gave me one of the notes. I worried about it for quite some time after.
The Hero We Didn’t Know We Needed
Exemplary Chaotic Good
The Real Way To Save The Environment
Cg Gamer Scams And Reports Pedo
Saw This Over On Askreddit
While I like this idea in theory, the cynic in me feels the need to point out that many gold diggers don't *want* to work. They are individuals. who, if they've done it right, will marry someone who already has people to do household management etc. They already have ambition - to look pretty/handsome (and it takes work to keep looking like that), be told they look pretty/handsome, and get the world given to them on a plate. Plenty of gold diggers aren't insecure, they're very secure - secure that they are too pretty/handsome to work.
People Don't Forget
Finally, after several attempts that were blocked by religious political parties, a large majority in the Dutch House of Representatives has supported a motion calling for homosexual conversion therapy to be made a criminal offence in the Netherlands.
Was Told I Should Post This Here
Chaotic Good To A T
Civil Disobedience For The Greater Good
I never understood this. People want kids to find a hobby and stay out of trouble. They find one, then people hate them for doing what they love and keeping out of said trouble
Cat-Shaver
Wholesome Drug Dealer
Passing Along Hope
Like
Chaotic Good Billie
Does This Count
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s what you get for sending an unsolicited peen pic.
Good Tactic
Argue All You Like- I Know Chaotic Good When I See It
Breaking The Laws For Civil Rights, Pretty Good Thing To Do
Same crap corporations used to claim corporations are a person. IMHO (never humble), this ought to apply to PG&E CEO’s who murdered people in California by actively stopping their tree trimming service decades ago in order to save the company money and have more money for the suits.
Good Criminals
A God Amongst Men
I Figured This Belongs Here
Does This Fit?
Antivaxxers Hate Him
This Is Exactly What I’d Expect In A Arby’s Drive Through
Chaotic Kid Uses Bathroom
I think the school would have a hard time explaining if they had done it the other way around. Parents wouldn't be pleased if they learned that a sexual pervert got off scot free and his victim was punished.
This Should Be Here
Mild But In The Realm Of Chaotic
Or, hopefully more effective, there are LOTS of real examples of this. No need to make one up.
Chaotic Firefolk
Some Men Just Want To Watch The Debt Burn
Chaotic Good For The Environment
Fish Tape
People Wanted Me To Post This On This Subreddit... So Here Ya Go
This
Literally Eats The Rich
Apparently there was only one of these mythical creatures since this looks like a pangolin, which Asian countries are decimating because of a false belief the plates on the animal are healing, just like rhino horn, it’s all just bs, since both plates and horns are made of the same thing as fingernails.
Florida Man Isn’t Always Bad
What A Good Boyfriend
Attero Dominatus
Employers doing all they can to control their employees are actually assisted by the authorities. People would say that you can't get any more dystopian than that, but I'm sure the USA will prove them wrong.
This Is Chaotic Good If Ive Ever Seen It
But...he Succeeded
Thank Them For Helping With Coordination
The Definition Of Chaotic Good
Is This Suitable My Chaotic Friends?
Thought It Belongs Here
If I remember right, he also yelled at the mom for leaving her kid unattended in a car. He had a point...
Not Sure If This Is True Choatic Good But In My Book It Is
...but This Does Not Mean You Are Bad Guy
Chaotic Good Man Insults Their Friend For Being Fat Until They Lose Weight
Chaotic Good Teenage Hacker
BS. A store manager is not going to have a password for a company mainframe. Just the fact that he says "mainframe" lets you know this is fantasy. And of course, after he did it everyone clapped.
The world is full of very good people, and these are the ones we need to hear more about.
Example: The case of Hamburg-based politician Andy Grote, who was insulted on twitter as a "Pimmel" (lit. "d**k" although slightly different connotation... but fairly tame as insults go). Police went full force against the writer of that tweet - search warrant, phone confiscated, all that noise. Because someone called a politician a d**k on the internet. Made the news all over Germany and now there's a subtle war raging in Hamburg with people leaving stickers that quote the tweet all over the town. Put up a huge sign, even. Police keeps removing them or covering them up... but, unbelievably, they keep reappearing... ;)
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once, my friend (who lives in the south) f*cking scaled a building to steal and burn a confed*rate flag :D
your friend is amazing! Tell them thank you for their hard work!
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An example of chaotic good that I would do: breaking into peoples hoses to pet their dog and leave positive sticky notes behind
That didnt happen for me, might be a problem on your end, I think it's been happening for other people too. .maybe you can contact the help line?
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Yes. just like those 'criminal' partisans and "terrorists" of WW2. Nothing but shameful lawbreakers. There is a huge difference betwixt law and justice.
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The world is full of very good people, and these are the ones we need to hear more about.
Example: The case of Hamburg-based politician Andy Grote, who was insulted on twitter as a "Pimmel" (lit. "d**k" although slightly different connotation... but fairly tame as insults go). Police went full force against the writer of that tweet - search warrant, phone confiscated, all that noise. Because someone called a politician a d**k on the internet. Made the news all over Germany and now there's a subtle war raging in Hamburg with people leaving stickers that quote the tweet all over the town. Put up a huge sign, even. Police keeps removing them or covering them up... but, unbelievably, they keep reappearing... ;)
Load More Replies... once, my friend (who lives in the south) f*cking scaled a building to steal and burn a confed*rate flag :D
your friend is amazing! Tell them thank you for their hard work!
Load More Replies... An example of chaotic good that I would do: breaking into peoples hoses to pet their dog and leave positive sticky notes behind
That didnt happen for me, might be a problem on your end, I think it's been happening for other people too. .maybe you can contact the help line?
Load More Replies... Yes. just like those 'criminal' partisans and "terrorists" of WW2. Nothing but shameful lawbreakers. There is a huge difference betwixt law and justice.
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