Cat owners, you might want to ask your pets to leave the room for the next few minutes. Bored Panda’s about to prove to you once again that some cats can be some of the biggest jerks on Planet Earth. And no, this isn’t just some dog-financed propaganda to sway you to the side of best boys and girls! (R-really!)
Upvote your fave photos of cats acting naughty as you scroll down below into the wild lands of feline jerkitude. And don’t forget to share any similar pics of your meanie meowhole felines in the comment section. Need some more proof that far from every feline is a noble big cat with a regal bearing and great meowners? Check out Part 1 of our series about independent and curious cat pranksters right here. How we act around cats can have a real effect on how they behave. For instance, one study showed that cats were much more social and spent much more time with people who were paying attention to them than people who were ignoring them.
One way to ensure that your cat is giving you the love, attention, and affection that you deserve is to give what you expect to receive, take proper care of your pet, and build bonds of friendship bit by tiny bit. That involves feeding your pet a healthy diet, giving it enough exercise, and showering it with attention. And even though some individual animals are big ol’ meanies no matter what you do, they’ll be more likely to stop pooping in your shoes and knocking stuff off the kitchen counter to get your attention if they know they’re being looked after by their loyal butlers (aka us).
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Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying
Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me
An Assassin In Feline Form
Just like teenagers, cats might act out because they’ve got too much pent up energy (or anxiety about how the world doesn’t recognize their brilliance). Bored Panda spoke to the UK’s leading pet charity, the PDSA, about how to take care of cats, to keep them lean, healthy, and how to help fight feline obesity. After all, if you want your mischievous pet to live a long and happy life, you’ve got to lend it a helping paw.
The PDSA told us that owners who want their felines to be slimmer and healthier should always weigh out their pets' food and choose a diet that's appropriate for their life stage and activity levels. This means toning down feeding your cat anything and everything in your kitchen and even speaking with your vet or nurse about what they'd recommend for your pet.
He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great
If I were on a diet, I'd be rummaging through the trash too. I love the cat's expression.
I can't even make out the cat's face. Just two eyes, and a mouth on a black ball of fur. Lol
Nah. he's oissed he got caught--and with a camera, no less.
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Cat: I am NOT fat. YOU are forcing me to save myself from starvation by dumpster diving. Terrible staff. I WILL report YOU.
This was actually posted online by this cat with the story of how he is forced to rummage through litter to try and find food as he is starving and he is asking for donations of cans of tuna to be sent to him. Please help this starving and emaciated cat. Thanks!
He looks like he just saw a dog and tried to blame it on him, but you didn't believe him.
Maybe he was looking for cigarettes.........Haven't you seen somebody looking all around the house for lost or forgotten pack of cigarettes on a holiday?
Maybe it was looking to smoke the Marlboro's I know people smoke to cut their appetite, this is one cat I could see smoking.
no this happens everyday at my house. cat is large. does not need more food
He doesn't look too happy that you don't throw away your pizza, but who can blame him?
It looks like that cat loves food! Why put him on a diet anyway, he’d be happy without one.
My chonk used to do the same thing, so we ended up having to put the bin in the cupboard, the wee shite used to pull the bin to shreds lol
You put an empty cat food can in the trash, you get your trash raided! Bow to the inevitable and let the cat lick the miserable thing out first. I have to!
Poor kitty doesn't understand why you are making him resort to dumpster diving! He is screaming look what you made me do Karen!
Ahh ha ha ha ha!!! This is hilarious,look at the look on puss's face,he/she is SO not impressed. Who says animals can't tell you what they're thinking? I'm still laughing😂 P.S.Sleep with one eye open😄
He's just like : "Mind yo business you said you were going on a diet and I saw you eat five donuts TIFFANY"
Really where is the CAT FOOD I KNOW YOU PUT IT SOMEWHERE ? I looked at those cans on the floor and there is no food in them who eat them did you MOM ! ;=]
my black kitty gets into the trash to play with it. I have to bag it and put it out.
“Mom? Halp”
I Am Above Reading, Peasants
The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes
My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth
My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes
However, while at home, you should also do your best to play lots of interactive games with your cat to help them get up and about.
"Fishing rod-style toys are great for this but encouraging jumping, running, and playing will help and some cats can even be trained to play 'fetch' and will love the time spent with you," the PDSA explained. You'll get your cat moving, you'll spend quality time together and, who knows, all that extra movement might just be useful for pet owners as well.
No Regrets
I Can Only Imagine What The Owner Must Have Been Through
Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them
My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536
My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous.
I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time
I think it would be cute if boring blocky lanes were replaced with cat paw prints :3
My Cat Fell Asleep In My Salad
My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step
Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This
Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice
Quarantine - Day 4
Egg Thief
My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash
Max Must Not Be Allowed In The Library
He Thinks He Has Plenty Of Game
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
I have a scratching post right next to the couch. I regularly spray it with catnip. Guess where she scratches her nails...
Derp Eats Succulent
Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ
It's Hard To Work With A Cat Around
My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out
Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now
Just Why
Next Level
My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat
I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care
No human, how about you go to the vet! Activate sharp pointy kitty mode!
Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk
I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead
Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast
Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature
Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills
I hate when they do that. It makes me feel real uncomfortable. I got few scratches by "saving" my cat from the ledge (she didn't appreciate it).
She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem
Spent A Week On This Puzzle
The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
Clean Me, Hooman
I Like Pizza
And It's Ruined
My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked
Hahaha your cat looks like a bit cracked now hahahaha that face haha
My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding
Male cameo cats can be weird. My parents cat is an excellent example of that.
Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning
He Pushed My TV Off The Stand
I Think This Fits Here
Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk
The Frustration Of 2020
I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour
Admiring His Handy Work
His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him
Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle.
Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them
“Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”
He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole
What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide
When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary
Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys
This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned
Thanks, Man
My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)
Rich Cats Of Istanbul
I'll Just Get Cozy Right Here
Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People
Privacy? Ha
Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can
My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window
He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave
Music Critic
Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework
Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One
I now have 300 flyers of his smug face.
It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway
Comfortable?
My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him
This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed
I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then
Our Cats Redecorated While We Were Out
This Jerk Sat On My Toblerone And Melted It
He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding
Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now
My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace
Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box
I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross
"Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"
Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap
Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said
It is a sign that the cat was bored. Get another one. 2 cats means half the damage that one cat does.
He’s Not Allowed On The Table
I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)
My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten
Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him
i noticed the safety locks on the fridge. guess this is a regular habit.
Woke Up To This. Darn Cat
My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned
This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post
But he does scratch the post too you can see it. Move the post away from the sofa, that'd fix it
She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out
I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him
Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself
We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite
"Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"
He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand
Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff
Artist And Her Masterpiece
Just to show you that your discussions about how the roll should hang are totally irrelevant to me.
Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was
Cats And Plants Do Not Get Along
Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten
Some people just like to complain. The beauty kitty is just doing a head massage.
Ah, It Must Be Morning
Never. Trust. Silence
My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza
What's Up, Hooman
I Don’t Know How This Could Have Happened
He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher
When my dryer shuts off, my cat Lovey, is right there and jumps in and goes to the back of the dryer. I sometimes leave a few items so he can lay on them. Just have to remember not to shut the dryer door.
I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying
Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill
The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting
Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There
What Having A Cat Is Like
Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours
Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them
Wife Shared With Me Our Little Ones Caught About To Dig Up A Plant. Again
Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room
I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours
How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)
Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova
Cats love and will shred any and all bread products due to the yeast. Bread bins are advised.
These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater
Little Jerk Has No Remorse
Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie
She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes
Thanks, Jerk
Some of these are funny but many just show how people don´t research how to take care of cats before getting one. And yeah I know, Im fun at parties. Or I was.
Some people adopt older cats with their own quirks and personalities and misbehaviors. Not everyone gets a brand new kitten to hand raise and train not to do this stuff.... my cat was adopted older but he is well behaved he doesn't scratch furniture or anything. But he still has his quirks... he's vocal, he likes to push things off desks (mostly trinkets to play with, nothing big) he loves sitting on things you're looking at or reading, these are pretty typical cat behaviors... moreover, just like dogs, cats breeds have different traits. For example how sheepdogs need more excercise and stimulation, certain cats are high energy and others are chill.... its hard to know what yours is going to be until you have them.
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Way back when my sister and I were teenagers, my parents would set the breakfast table the night before so my dad wouldn’t be so rushed in the morning before work. One night he forgot something downstairs and when he looked he saw my sisters cat sitting on his breakfast plate just looking around as if this was a normal routine for him. Let’s just say my parents left the plates in the cupboard until morning from then on.
Gentle reminder that cats kill a huge amount of birds and are susceptible to disease, getting attacked by animals, or hit by cars, so please keep them inside as best you can!
And that is the operative word there... "as best you can". Because despite being cute and cuddly, they are predators. And they are SNEAKY, too.
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My cats can be pains in the *ss sometimes but I love them to bits... they're sleeping curled up together on my bed as I type this. Furry heart-melters!
These were great but I'm a bit surprised how many cats are casually on counters where food is prepped. This might be something we just prohibit?
Some cats learn rules...others are stubbornly daft. I've had both types
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Some of these comments are funnier than the pics... but it is close xD
That's why I love cats. They do not give a barbecue sausage about what we humans want. Love cats so much!
One of my cats like to come in go straight to my coffee cup, empty or not, and start licking it. My cat LOVES coffee for some strange reason
I had one stinker who drank my lemonade and another whose head 'somehow' got buried in my orange juice glass. (There was plenty of water available--they just wanted *mine*.) There's no understanding cats...but we love 'em.
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I was crying about how afraid I am in regards to how this election is going. Trump is trying to incite a civil war as I see it, but seeing pictures of cats immediately perks me up
We'll be okay. We’ll survive this. Deep down, even Trumpers retain some loyalty to our republic.
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My cat Hobby loved taunting the neighbor's dog, who really wasn't friendly with cats...He used to get close to the fence, facing it, calmly sit and meow, driving the big German Sheppard nuts and jumping up trying to come over the fence (it was high enough, fortunately). As soon as the dog calmed, he meowed again...
I treated myself to a Tiffany-style table lamp with dripping cascades of purple wisteria blooms done in stained glass for the shade & solid bronze for the base. The cat didn't like it & knocked it off the table the first night. I was able to bend the shade part back into shape (more or less) since the metal was soft. I moved it away from the edge of the table. The cat still doesn't like it.
Fantastic! Got through these with some Kleenex and some serious bladder control lol..
My cat likes to sleep on top of my plushies. I had to get a big one, 'cause she's big now and the smol pushies aren't satisfying her anymore, so I got her to sleep on me while I got a bigger one. Anyway, after that, when I got the plush, she dragged it on top of me (Meaning: On my neck, she slept on my chest these few days without the plush) and sleps on top of it, on top of me. I now wake up every night, being suffocated by a plush that my cat is on top of.
I'm in Kitty Jail because my Dad had to spend $155 on round door knobs to replace the leaver ones I can open...six month later, I canteen those too! KittyJail2...432881.jpg 
I'm in Kitty Jail because my Dad hod to go out and buy $155 to replace the leaver door k**b with round ones...six months later, I can now open those! KittyJail2...2953dc.jpg 
To the BORED PANDA POSTEE~ Could you PLEASE stop calling CATS Jerks. Just bc they are capable of independent thought & refuse to be blindly follow, like their Inferior canine underlings does not make them a jerk. It makes them AWESOME! Whew! Thanks! Feel better now
Cats are jerks. My friend's father found out--fortunately AFTER the cat passed--that every time he yelled at the cat (for instance, when the cat got on the counter and stole the fish for dinner) the cat went into his closet and s**t in his good shoes. He went to get them for a funeral...
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So cute and funny and let me tell you something about me I have three cats so ya
I can't be mad at anything cats do, I love them so much! There's a cat at work, she's only 8 years old and was a rescue. She has a cancerous growth on one of her legs and it's getting bigger every day. The owner has decided not to go for any treatment as she would lose a leg so she will pass away soon. It's heartbreaking. The nicest cat I've ever met :(
I love cats and these guys really made me laugh! Sorry people, you just don't see dogs doing this stuff!
Are you serious? We had a dog that every single time people would come over he'd go knock over the bathroom trash and fish out a used female sanitary product and bring it to them. He and others we had ate socks, underwear, adored dirty kleenex, destroyed a whole case of toilet paper, ate a fence, learned how to work the gate latch so they could wander the neighborhood, climb a 6' wooden fence, knocked over a plate of tbone steaks and ate one, ate an antique library book that cost $180 to replace, would break into a kids bedroom and eat just the faces off every single stuffed animal, and one would bark continuously only when he was outside doing his business and got the cops called multiple times and threatened to be taken by animal control dogs can be terrible!! (This was 4 dogs over the course of a decade, not just 1 dog and every one of tgem passed obedience class and would walk on a leash, listen to commands etc, but still had things they'd sneak and do!)
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Very cute. Loved all the kitties. Just not happy about all the too many hush names like jerk and asshole or little s**t.
What's normal to some isn't normal to others. Some families find it normal to leave their shoes at the door, some pray before meals, some call their loved ones "you sorry son of a *****" before pulling them in for a hug and a kiss, some never say "I love you" but give the best presents. We're all different. Doesn't mean hate or disrespect.
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... they're great nonetheless! Some of these just show that their humans aren't really educated in how to cat. Too much rubbish standing around that attracts them to brake it ... like christmas trees ... why don't you put them in a cage? Not the cats, of course, the tree ... why are your cabinet doors so easy to open? There's a lot of stuff meant to prevent small children from having access to dangerous things like knives or so ... you can use that to prevent cats from opening the same doors ... etc...
While some of this behaviour is reprehensible, however none of it is as bad as your pet dog mauling or killing someone and you the owner getting the blame and maybe even prison! Cats can really only break your heart when they disappear and you never ever find out what happened to them.
"You cat owners," doesn't track with "shot mine," because that would make you a cat owner too. Let me guess, you hate anything that inconveniences you or your life because you think the rest of the world revolves around you instead? I don't care what your deal is, people that harm cats are sociopaths. The guy down the street that hurt your cat? He committed a federal crime, and he deserve to have the book thrown at him. 7 years jail would be nice. 'He pooped in my begonias' is NEVER an excuse for harming a pet.
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They aren't some vanity thing to be thrown away when they misbehave. People like you are why my cat was abandoned in the first place--his previous owners left him in bushland. He was saved by a friend of mine who unfortunately died and we took him. My cat can be a jerk sometimes-- he is very vocal and 'annoying'. But he is the sweetest most loving little guy. He never scratches furniture, he never jumps on the kitchen bench or anything. He loves hugs and being curled up with us... his only negative trait is he's yowler sometimes. But it doesn't make him a jerk, it just makes him a cat, and I would never abandon him just cuz he likes to meow it out a bit.
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Some of these are funny but many just show how people don´t research how to take care of cats before getting one. And yeah I know, Im fun at parties. Or I was.
Some people adopt older cats with their own quirks and personalities and misbehaviors. Not everyone gets a brand new kitten to hand raise and train not to do this stuff.... my cat was adopted older but he is well behaved he doesn't scratch furniture or anything. But he still has his quirks... he's vocal, he likes to push things off desks (mostly trinkets to play with, nothing big) he loves sitting on things you're looking at or reading, these are pretty typical cat behaviors... moreover, just like dogs, cats breeds have different traits. For example how sheepdogs need more excercise and stimulation, certain cats are high energy and others are chill.... its hard to know what yours is going to be until you have them.
Load More Replies... Way back when my sister and I were teenagers, my parents would set the breakfast table the night before so my dad wouldn’t be so rushed in the morning before work. One night he forgot something downstairs and when he looked he saw my sisters cat sitting on his breakfast plate just looking around as if this was a normal routine for him. Let’s just say my parents left the plates in the cupboard until morning from then on.
Gentle reminder that cats kill a huge amount of birds and are susceptible to disease, getting attacked by animals, or hit by cars, so please keep them inside as best you can!
And that is the operative word there... "as best you can". Because despite being cute and cuddly, they are predators. And they are SNEAKY, too.
Load More Replies... My cats can be pains in the *ss sometimes but I love them to bits... they're sleeping curled up together on my bed as I type this. Furry heart-melters!
These were great but I'm a bit surprised how many cats are casually on counters where food is prepped. This might be something we just prohibit?
Some cats learn rules...others are stubbornly daft. I've had both types
Load More Replies... Some of these comments are funnier than the pics... but it is close xD
That's why I love cats. They do not give a barbecue sausage about what we humans want. Love cats so much!
One of my cats like to come in go straight to my coffee cup, empty or not, and start licking it. My cat LOVES coffee for some strange reason
I had one stinker who drank my lemonade and another whose head 'somehow' got buried in my orange juice glass. (There was plenty of water available--they just wanted *mine*.) There's no understanding cats...but we love 'em.
Load More Replies... I was crying about how afraid I am in regards to how this election is going. Trump is trying to incite a civil war as I see it, but seeing pictures of cats immediately perks me up
We'll be okay. We’ll survive this. Deep down, even Trumpers retain some loyalty to our republic.
Load More Replies... My cat Hobby loved taunting the neighbor's dog, who really wasn't friendly with cats...He used to get close to the fence, facing it, calmly sit and meow, driving the big German Sheppard nuts and jumping up trying to come over the fence (it was high enough, fortunately). As soon as the dog calmed, he meowed again...
I treated myself to a Tiffany-style table lamp with dripping cascades of purple wisteria blooms done in stained glass for the shade & solid bronze for the base. The cat didn't like it & knocked it off the table the first night. I was able to bend the shade part back into shape (more or less) since the metal was soft. I moved it away from the edge of the table. The cat still doesn't like it.
Fantastic! Got through these with some Kleenex and some serious bladder control lol..
My cat likes to sleep on top of my plushies. I had to get a big one, 'cause she's big now and the smol pushies aren't satisfying her anymore, so I got her to sleep on me while I got a bigger one. Anyway, after that, when I got the plush, she dragged it on top of me (Meaning: On my neck, she slept on my chest these few days without the plush) and sleps on top of it, on top of me. I now wake up every night, being suffocated by a plush that my cat is on top of.
I'm in Kitty Jail because my Dad had to spend $155 on round door knobs to replace the leaver ones I can open...six month later, I canteen those too! KittyJail2...432881.jpg
I'm in Kitty Jail because my Dad hod to go out and buy $155 to replace the leaver door k**b with round ones...six months later, I can now open those! KittyJail2...2953dc.jpg
To the BORED PANDA POSTEE~ Could you PLEASE stop calling CATS Jerks. Just bc they are capable of independent thought & refuse to be blindly follow, like their Inferior canine underlings does not make them a jerk. It makes them AWESOME! Whew! Thanks! Feel better now
Cats are jerks. My friend's father found out--fortunately AFTER the cat passed--that every time he yelled at the cat (for instance, when the cat got on the counter and stole the fish for dinner) the cat went into his closet and s**t in his good shoes. He went to get them for a funeral...
Load More Replies... So cute and funny and let me tell you something about me I have three cats so ya
I can't be mad at anything cats do, I love them so much! There's a cat at work, she's only 8 years old and was a rescue. She has a cancerous growth on one of her legs and it's getting bigger every day. The owner has decided not to go for any treatment as she would lose a leg so she will pass away soon. It's heartbreaking. The nicest cat I've ever met :(
I love cats and these guys really made me laugh! Sorry people, you just don't see dogs doing this stuff!
Are you serious? We had a dog that every single time people would come over he'd go knock over the bathroom trash and fish out a used female sanitary product and bring it to them. He and others we had ate socks, underwear, adored dirty kleenex, destroyed a whole case of toilet paper, ate a fence, learned how to work the gate latch so they could wander the neighborhood, climb a 6' wooden fence, knocked over a plate of tbone steaks and ate one, ate an antique library book that cost $180 to replace, would break into a kids bedroom and eat just the faces off every single stuffed animal, and one would bark continuously only when he was outside doing his business and got the cops called multiple times and threatened to be taken by animal control dogs can be terrible!! (This was 4 dogs over the course of a decade, not just 1 dog and every one of tgem passed obedience class and would walk on a leash, listen to commands etc, but still had things they'd sneak and do!)
Load More Replies... Very cute. Loved all the kitties. Just not happy about all the too many hush names like jerk and asshole or little s**t.
What's normal to some isn't normal to others. Some families find it normal to leave their shoes at the door, some pray before meals, some call their loved ones "you sorry son of a *****" before pulling them in for a hug and a kiss, some never say "I love you" but give the best presents. We're all different. Doesn't mean hate or disrespect.
Load More Replies... ... they're great nonetheless! Some of these just show that their humans aren't really educated in how to cat. Too much rubbish standing around that attracts them to brake it ... like christmas trees ... why don't you put them in a cage? Not the cats, of course, the tree ... why are your cabinet doors so easy to open? There's a lot of stuff meant to prevent small children from having access to dangerous things like knives or so ... you can use that to prevent cats from opening the same doors ... etc...
While some of this behaviour is reprehensible, however none of it is as bad as your pet dog mauling or killing someone and you the owner getting the blame and maybe even prison! Cats can really only break your heart when they disappear and you never ever find out what happened to them.
"You cat owners," doesn't track with "shot mine," because that would make you a cat owner too. Let me guess, you hate anything that inconveniences you or your life because you think the rest of the world revolves around you instead? I don't care what your deal is, people that harm cats are sociopaths. The guy down the street that hurt your cat? He committed a federal crime, and he deserve to have the book thrown at him. 7 years jail would be nice. 'He pooped in my begonias' is NEVER an excuse for harming a pet.
Load More Replies... They aren't some vanity thing to be thrown away when they misbehave. People like you are why my cat was abandoned in the first place--his previous owners left him in bushland. He was saved by a friend of mine who unfortunately died and we took him. My cat can be a jerk sometimes-- he is very vocal and 'annoying'. But he is the sweetest most loving little guy. He never scratches furniture, he never jumps on the kitchen bench or anything. He loves hugs and being curled up with us... his only negative trait is he's yowler sometimes. But it doesn't make him a jerk, it just makes him a cat, and I would never abandon him just cuz he likes to meow it out a bit.
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