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Many people, if not all, consider their pets to be an equal part of their family, and so getting yourself a furry friend is a massive responsibility. 

Before contacting a breeder or heading to a nearby shelter, you should think the decision through and digest whether you truly are capable of giving a pet the care and attention it needs. 

Once the wait is over and you are ready to give your new companion a home, it's then time to choose the purrfect name. 

This netizen turned to Twitter to point out a very amusing observation concerning pet names. The man claims that dog owners usually go for something relatively ordinary like “Buddy”, whereas cat owners are known for their imaginative, perhaps slightly wild ideas such as “Cool Ranch Dorito.” The now-viral tweet has gotten over 488K likes and 37.6K retweets in just a few days and has inspired folks to share tons of unorthodox cat names in response.

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Danni
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May she continue to forget!

debrina blackmoon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she didn't forget, but wants to watch over you long as possible!

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Libstak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Katsy made it to 21, some catsmake it past 30. I even felt 21 was too young to lose my feline angel child.

Queen Metapha
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine forgot for 24 years and did not even listen to the tumour that tried to remind her... 😊

Gabrielle Russell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She didn’t forget. She just charmed Death into giving her more time. Everyone knows Death loves cats.

Cats and anime love ️
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao I call my great aunts cat a bowling ball

debrina blackmoon
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a plushie("bunny") and slinky("lemur")-tabby sisters born in 8/'18 and 7/'19. Domestic shorthairs born feral, crazy sweethearts! Only surviving sib from several litters prior is also Dad.

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Being a pet parent is hands down one of the most joyful parts of our existence.

Maybe you've finally convinced your strict dad to let you get a furry companion that you'll share all of your future adventures with, or perhaps you've decided that your life is somewhat stable and you feel independent enough to start taking care of something – whatever your reasoning for getting a pet might be, it's a step that is both rewarding and incredibly challenging.

It's important to remember that you're expanding your little family and taking on another living being under your roof, so the decision has to be carefully considered. Once you've settled on having a pet, your lifestyle will take a completely different turn; your days will be full of unconditional love, but you'll also be dealing with new day-to-day responsibilities.

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    Hope Springs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "meowstache" really makes this one 😻

    ispeak catanese
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got a Tuxedo, he's overdressed for every occasion in the condo.

    Rosemary Booth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tuxedo cat is named "Vegas Baby!" (A nod to the mid '90s movie Swingers)

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good day to you Sir, may I pet the floof?

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his tiny curved pencil mustache. Like Adolph Menjou.

    Safy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a tuxedo cat, when I adopted him his name was "Beanz" - I changed it to Beau. Mr Beau Jangles (mr bojangles, but fancier haha). The pic I share is one of my favorites because he looks like he's sitting at a desk... at my desk! O30RSXuM-6...a-jpeg.jpg O30RSXuM-62ce0549b2e6a-jpeg.jpg

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a tuxedo cat named Charleston.Very fancy gentlecats need fancy names.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a greyhound with those markings, always dressed formal, with a tail coat☺️

    Mary F. Martinez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very handsome furrbaby💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

    Cathrine Simone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me nostalgic for my cat Handsome, who was a scruffy mess when I rescued him, and I named him such in spite of his dirty, messy state. He got comfortable, clean up and was beautifully handsome for real. Turned out he was not really gray, he was all white save for a touch of black on his head. It looked like he had combed and parted it down the center, resembling a sort of 1920s dapper man. I miss him ♥

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    Most will agree that having a pet, whether it's a cat, a dog, or anything in between, will change your life for the better. 

    First and foremost, the furry (or feathered) ones are always there to keep you company. Whatever rough patch you might be facing, your beloved pet child is there to support you and keep you grounded. 

    Do you miss your family? They'll have no problem easing your loneliness. Maybe you've been feeling isolated lately? They'll cure that as well. The moral of the story is that owning a tiny friend will fill your life with endless bliss, as there's nothing that compares to the joy of knowing that you have a loyal companion waiting for you back at home.

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    FriendlyNeighborhoodTerror
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I really love this picture of the guy holding Rupert Beef Wellington. It looks like the owner guy really loves him

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stop laughing at his name!

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can tell everyone how he loves his beef Wellington, his Rupert Beef Wellington.

    Wednesday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice - My last cat (of 19 years and deceased 3/2020) was called Tabasco Dave 106-63b2fd...43bb56.jpg 106-63b2fd243bb56.jpg

    Wednesday
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    Cosmokitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgoodness.. i want to squish on his belly

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it must be a Maine c**n cat until I opened my eyes a little more and saw the strips. Big Kitty.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken Nugget is such a great name! Also love Death and Taxes.

    Jose Carlo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does not look chonky to me

    Fickle_Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey my dogs names are Nugget and Luna! ❤️❤️❤️

    Tired_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I have v the same scratch house for my cat! I got it from Walmart.

    ADHORTATOR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can' t avoid two dogs: Death and Taxes

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    Good news! Bored Panda has managed to contact the author of the now-viral post, and we asked the man to tell us a little bit about himself: "I’m Adam, I’m a resident (doctor) from outside Atlanta, Georgia. I’ve been on Twitter for a few years trying to make people laugh."

    We wondered whether Adam has any pets with unusual names, and as it turns out, the guy is a proud dog dad to an adorable goldendoodle called Harper, who's just a little over a year and a half old.

    He says that her name was something that he and his family loved, which people never like to hear, as "they always want an inspired name."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me, He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity"

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)"

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When searching for him, do you sing out his full name?

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not a Pinocchio reference....

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I had a parakeet named Joe.

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    Smalltoid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat gets all the leftovers?

    Mosheh Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All tortoiseshell (calico) cats are female, so that would be "she".

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    Zaza Zooey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain saw this as a cat who just got his head dislodged from a peanut butter jar which is why his tongue is sticking out and he has a spot of it on his paw.

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a girl, idk of course. Male calicos and tortoiseshells are scarce.

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Tupperware and I don't care. Blep.

    Heather Daniels
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks almost identical to my cat, Domino 😊

    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!

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    BP also asked Adam to give us an example of the most unorthodox pet names he's ever heard of, to which he replied “Depression”, “Trashcan” and “Little Booty Ham Sandwich.” Adam then mentioned that his future pet's name would probably be “Pal,” which is inspired by Arthur’s dog, a well-known character from an animated educational television series for children.

    It's fascinating to know that there are tons of folks who refuse to give their furry children human-like names, meaning that every one of those holds a certain history. Perhaps, it's an inside joke that the owner has with their friends, or maybe it's related to some type of life-changing event – whatever the inspiration, having a little "Trashcan" lying on your bed sounds amazing.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that absolutely divine happy cat!

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure he doesn’t try to steal any babies!

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    Blaze Fitzwater
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "as in french onion" LOL.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely looks like a French Onion!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup seems to be evolving into a bulbasaur.

    Narwhal Blast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a cutie, such a bad name! I despise French onion soup!!!

    aubergine10003
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also had a cat named Soup (RIP)

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a very clever name.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "YOU R A F*****N IDIOT!"

    Emma A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that calling you an idiot sandwich

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    Future parents take months to choose the perfect name for their unborn children; some have had a name in mind since they were teens, simply because they felt connected to them; others might've gone for a name that belongs to a historical/famous figure in the hopes of manifesting a similarly influential life for their offspring.

    Well, pet owners are no exception. For many, choosing something mundane like "Max" is just plain boring. So, kudos to those who decided to unleash their creativity and name their furry companion something along the lines of “Dog The Cat.”

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. Catfield has a PhD in French Literature and loves reading Albert Camus by the fireplace with a nice port. Such sophistication.

    Jose Carlo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is dignified in that pose!

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You may rise, peasant."

    Pym Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT A GRAND DAME.all she needs is a cup of tea and holding out her pinky toe bean

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder how much a Maine c**n cat sells for.

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    Jeremy Van Portfliet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my cats name, I like people reactions when I call her to me

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ralph is upset, he ordered a PS5 but all he got was the box, scammed by eBay again. Now he's shipping a return package with a special stinky package.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, we adopted a mama cat who had her kittens in our basement. We kept two brothers and named them Ralph and Melvin. Cool cats all.

    Hi-Dona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a Ralph, he had 7 toes on one foot and said his own name when he meowed.

    Heather Menard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a orange cat named Ralph

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ralph is such a good human name for a cat!

    Crycket
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my pets get human names.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss TB Jones, a widower but she works the corn fields now without her late husband. "One must tend to the land, for it gives us sustenance" says Miss. TB Jones.

    Sofa SoGood
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never commented before but this is too much for me! I had a cat named Tuberculosis, we called her TB too! She was black and she thought she was a dog...

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling DB Cooper naming vibes here lol

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "SHHHHHHH …. I'm hiding from the foreman!"

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a different sense of humor, very much like mine.

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems disrespectful to name a cat after something that has hurt a lot of people

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    3 years ago

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    Nuri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my word nooo i'm currently reading With every Breath by Elizabeth Camden ahhhh good name tho

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    Coming up with a name for your furry family member is an exciting and pretty important part of the bonding process. Just think about it, there'll only ever be one of them – so why not choose a name that perfectly fits their personality, even if that said fit turns out to be "Little Booty Ham Sandwich?"

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    Bored Panda hopes that you've enjoyed this wild collection of cat names! Let us know if you've got a favorite one!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these cats are cuties, but this one, I am in love.

    C Lawson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does her tail seem really long for a such a little baby?

    smugdruggler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the downvote? Some idiot not realise that you just translated the name? Thanks, I was wondering. Have an upvote.

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    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm Sooooo sorry! Can you ever forgive me?"

    Vera Diblikova
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translated from czech its "cottage".

    April Pickett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the length of that tail.

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that kitten grows up to match his tail s/he will be a big cat.

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    Has sold soul for corn chip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Bathtub where is my food" " Certainly not in my stomach mon ami"

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know you ate it and what have I told you about watching X-Men all night long? You're not Gambit"

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    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathtub and Faucet? Those cats should be allowed to sue for the loss of their dignity.

    mom24boys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They're fixtures around the house."

    Pym Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fill the food bowls. they look emaciated

    Rosemary Booth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we know which one is the tub. Lol

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's oddly inappropriate ... for cats.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes … I was hungry, so kill me!"

    Jode Mode
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll go with these two for the “Win!”

    SkekVi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this person is 100% a vet nurse. They name rescue kittens like this so they don't get attached... it does not work well...

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    PUPPIESPUPPIESPUPPIES!!!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner: One second I have to Spörk. Person: You feed a spork? Owner: No, I'm not weird, that's my cat. Person: Ohhhh... sorry

    MimSorensson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”Spörk”? Cool! ”Ö” is a Swedish letter, pronounced a bit like the “ea” in “learn” - so this kitty is “Speark” (with a hard “r”) in Swedish. Ish.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "AAAAaaaaaaaK! That was spicy!!!"

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely reminds of Kevin Rudd, ex Prime Minister of Australia.

    Louisa Spoke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ginger boy was called Keith. I appreciate Kevin.

    Paul Beebe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a Kevin once- he was cool. Totally fit his name.

    Yvvie R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We read Kevin the Kitten books at school back in the 80s in the U.K.

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks oddly like a golden tiger to me,

    Arachnid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    out of all of them this was the one where i burst out luaghing

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    Smalltoid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's like, "Am I a yolk to you?"

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg is plotting her revenge and wants to remind you of what happened to Humpy Dumpty....you may suffer a similar fate.

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now who egged you on to name your cat that?

    Georgie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another pastel cat !

    NotaKaren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I adopted my cat, her name was “Raw Egg”

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    Silre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first cats were named Mayonnaise and Pitter Pat.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is this the pose you want?"

    Lindsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is which? Or are the names respective to the pic?

    Christina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuna and Mayo are the best combination!

    Pandaroo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw it, I was thinking Yin and yang, actually.

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    January Tempis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to name my kids after cheeses - Jack, Brie and Gruyere.

    mom24boys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our orange stripy kitty is named "Cheddar" He has no Jack Cheese patches.

    Valerie Anne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine had a cat named Colby Jack too

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also self -explanatory. It's Colby, but maybe that was purposeful.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Orange and Ms. Squish, the Detective duo. Heard of Sherlock and Watson? They've got nothing on Orange and Squish.

    Johanna she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain saw the cat and the bear as one creature

    Cydney Golden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did know a dog named Dr. Buddy. Wonder if they went to med school together?

    Catherine Couch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are lovely and highly educated."

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both females right? Then who got orange lady with kittens?

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    toasterpoaster Report

    Has sold soul for corn chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my siblings cat ( poor things name if Fifi)

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What cookbook do you find that name in?

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sssshhhhh I'm sleeping."

    Jode Mode
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else wanna know the story here?

    Sydney-Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends naked their cat pizza minute like no joke, pizza minute

    #23

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    grudmode Report

    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you reconcile only living once with having 9 lives?

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that's what he's saying!

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do I hafta stay here?"

    Elin Calliel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Yont. You only live nine times.

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    wineandasammich Report

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Mitchell and Webb are awesome.

    Kyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dah-dill-un-ta-da. (Repeat as you run)

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dundundundundundundundundundun dah DAAAAAAAAAAHN

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll have to get a Ginger.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was he knighted by the Queen?

    #25

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    TisburyVGC Report

    Catherine Couch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly the "no" rather than ore or ga. I learned by experience.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for a cat named beer!

    Georgie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this doesn't fit. Oregano is a very beautiful name 😊

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    nutrimercenary Report

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're the drunk, not me!"

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vodka has kicked my a*s for the last time. I hope and pray.

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife's cat? Is it not yours too?

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    bubbiemoms Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the misleading "Come hither and rub my belly" pose. Do it at your own peril!

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. This is a cat trap if I’ve ever seen one. Could be cuddle time - could be time to die.

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    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pickle in the bathtub please talk free. The door is locked, just you and me." English Beat, 1980, early version.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Herbie Gherkin count? Sometimes we call him herbaceous G

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickle. Good as any name, they don't come very often when you call them anyway.

    Pink Dahlia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! You gotta pickle in your bathtub!

    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love this name.

    #28

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    MrLeeUber Report

    Will attack for tacos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want cheezits and I just at the last half of the box I had left 🥲

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Cheese Doodles. You’ll never go back, I swear.

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    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes I know … I'm delicious!"

    #29

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    nicole_iadevaia Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people say cats have no sense of humour!

    Dean Brazil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's one hell of a cool cat pic

    Maria Mendez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly cowboy, tricks are for kids!

    Catherine Couch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The last bull I rode exhausted me!"

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get him to hold that pose while you got the camera? Oh, right phones have cameras now. Now when....................................

    #30

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    NataliaNatashaN Report

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "U spelled my name wrong!"

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kitty. If he's an outdoor cat, the other cats will laugh at him.

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    StimkyThumb Report

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A while ago the cats we had, had what we called double-pawed kittens. Maybe that gene died out haven't seen any lately,

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    MayBMockingbird Report

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why do I have a STUPID name…why?!

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kitties are twins!!! My Pearl looks near identical with the grey fur

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of them. Good looking cat though.

    #33

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    tcbbywitch Report

    Astri Sæstad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of my cats' real names are Pants, although all of them get called Pants everyday... either it will be Cutiepants, Angrypants, Squeakypants, or just plain Pants. This is my favourite name for a cat!

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll come out when U change my name."

    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend used to have a cat named Sweaters. We never figured out how he got that name.

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    desertshrooms Report

    Tired Disaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be weird if you weren't right. She looks like she's trying to get a free drink at a bar

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    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi there … big boy!"

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that your favorite or pizzas.

    Ali Sherlock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the show Samurai Pizza Cats

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    alxdoge Report

    Spudg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a muffin and a blueberry

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: "I never done tol' him my REEL name! But he kin call me wut he likes."

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes I do look eatable!"

    Diana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Muffin. Shortly after, we acquired Oat Bran, and called her OB.

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    wholesomewhore1 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the end it does matter....take this bloody cone of me"

    Georgie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawww look at this a*****e pull the rub my belly look...

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    Nina Harkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the name of the cat in the book Bunnicula

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a fine mess you got me into, Ollie"

    #38

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    hiimallex Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm busy. Leave a message. I won't get back to you later.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have cats, never have, but if I do, it's name will be PUFFY TACOS!!

    D-m Keilman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are Edwina Jarvis and Rockit J Cat. My dogs, Hankford T Tankford (Hank the Tank) and Bootsy Collins.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes … I'm asleep so GO AWAY!"

    #39

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    Axewave_ Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My now gone cat sisters were Cupcake and Muffin.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HOW DO YOU DO … MY NAME IS ZOEY."

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't get another cat just to give it a name like that.

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    V1kki_Wilson Report

    Pheeb Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Susan being consumed by Cthulhu

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does she look like she is trapped in some alien spawn?

    Has sold soul for corn chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Susan, did you eat the last of the casserole???" ".....no"

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hairless cats weird me out.

    Trish Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look closer. After looking a second time, you'll notice you're glancing down on the cat's head. It is also glancing down and appears to have his/her's eyes closed. I hope this helps!

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    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I had a hairless cat called Archibald once :)

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