30 Of The Most Unhinged Bumble Conversations Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

He's complaining about her opening line and then answers like that.

So if I was ever asked that question I would remind the person that I am an adult and then cease all contact with them.

In my defense I really don't realize I'm making these comments. My brain is on permeant auto pilot and has a sick sense of humor. I'm always apologizing. Dang congitive delay.

Guys, when in doubt, ask her what she likes.

I was told a woman wants a man with nimble fingers, an abundance of stamina in the tongue and the ability to breathe through your ears.

This is precisely why I quit dating apps. Also, her response is perfect.

I love the girls responses. Just playing it straight and letting him dig a deeper hole for himself.

Had too many guys act like that on dating apps. Like where in this conversation, did I lead on that we were in a place to discuss my bush.

Context of maturity. Bloke in n pub, a.fully grown male...Kate bush on video....you can guess the rest

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Just red flag this [bleeping] c-word.

I've never felt more like a princess when when I just ordered a cheese quesadilla at taco bell and he just upgraded it to the steak meal deal like it was nothing! After we finished this decadent meal while watching the mandalorian, I scratched and massaged his back and neck and scalp for a clean two hours. Still watching mandalorian lol. Best date of my entire life. This girl has her priorities wrong.

Way too transactional

Is she only there for a sugar daddy?

I had like a battle with the first guy who took me on a date over paying lol. I eventually let him pay because I wasn't getting anywhere. I would have rather paid so that I didn't "owe" anything, but he was very nice and polite and was doing it because he wanted to.

“testing testing… are we on?”

Can you heat me in the back?

Is this thing on?

I think the idea is crying from pleasure? But that's more of a porn trope than a thing that you should actually be aiming for in real life. Also just as a rule don't assume people are into your kinks.

He is so bad in the bed he makes the girls cry. Not something to brag about.

So I did date a girl for a while who cried every time she had an orgasm and she confirmed that was a good thing.

I think he meant he has a 26 y/o kid.

Named after a movie that few people under 50 have even heard of.

His IQ perhaps?

Is he a 45-year old looking for a 26 year old? Because that's the only explanation that fits. No way is he 26.

I'm 61 and he's kinda hot.

Can't trust this guy. If it was a couple that was legitimately looking for a third, that would've been mentioned in the profile.

Ewwww

But wait! Are you a unicorn? (shorthand for bisexual and willing to engage with a couple)

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idk I feel like if you're in a relationship and you both think "you what this relationship needs? more people in it" .....then maybe you both just need to end it and get another relationship.

Guys, just get a divorce if you don't want to honor your marriage vows anymore.

Points for honesty

He thinks that fact is "random" What a joke of a person and husband.

Hey, he was upfront and honest That's good.

I think the sarcasm flew over his head and hit the wall

I once taught with a science teacher who was a creationist. Fortunately, she only taught chemistry classes.

Turns out he was the smart one.

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