Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.
These guys don't need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for the ones you like best!
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Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day
Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York
R.I.P
Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip
My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On
The Handsomest Man
My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport
Great Deal
Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby
My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain
Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!
i thought i was the only one doing this to my girl when i see our cat hanging outside the bathroom.
He Dead
Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking
I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom
My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race
My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use
My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working
My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It
My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby
When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day
My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am
lol that's priceless. But how nice of her to look out for that coyote.
Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings
Just Doing What My Wife Asked
Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife
I always finish reading far-away text before realizing I can scroll down and there's a close-up of it lol.
Styling Done Right
Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved
Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One
I don't see any problem with this picture. Those ugly pillows on the other hand...
At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge
I've seen those in Disneyland as well... I was shocked and guilty for thinking such. hahahhahaa
Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry
My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs
My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room
Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby
After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do
I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed
Savage
My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten
"She would go in the darks obviously" :D hahahaha <3 they are meant for each other
My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions
Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This
I had an idiot at Jiffy Lube tell me that I needed "fuel injection services". I told him my truck did not have fuel injection. He points to the spark plug wiring, "See they're right there!" I point to the manifold housing, "See the big round thing? That has a CARBURATOR in the middle!" My Daddy didn't raise a foolish female!
Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious
Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:
I remember reading an article about this one place that was a homeless shelter/kitchen called something along the lines of "A Friend's Place", so people didn't have to be embarrassed to say they were at a homeless shelter, because they were staying at "A Friend's Place".
My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook
I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...
My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious
Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair
My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything
So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...
Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA
This is so considerate ❤ A letter like this could have saved the marriages of at least two of my friends.
My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes
My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)
Honestly, I hate the pressure women put on men to propose. Like, do you want them to propose when they are ready or do you want it forced?
What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...
Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell
Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting
This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller
My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused
I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone
I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain
I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character
I have full belly laughs over this photo. I love it so much I made it my screensaver
Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took
My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge
I literally laughed out loud at this. That doesn't happen often enough. Thank you.
The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!
Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This
Bakery Was Closed This Morning
I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket
I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom
Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)
Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally
Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card
My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins
I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run
I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch
Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home
It's a bit strange to forbid a full grown up to do what the hell (s)he want with her/his body....
My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready
My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room
I wholeheartedly support this choice....it really ties the room together!
My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots
My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued
We Went To Home Depot Today, I Asked My Wife If She Wanted To Duck Down This Isle For A Quickie. She Rolled Her Eyes And Kept Walking
It Is My Wife’s Birthday
Played A Trick On My Wife. She Was Working Out And I Took A Photo. I Go To My Office And Photoshop Her Feet To Hobbit Proportions. I Came Back And Told Her She Didn't Look Bad Working Out And Showed Her The Photo. She Looked So Sad And Said "Are My Feet Really That Big?!" I Felt Bad Then
Why do women hate having big feet? Is it a snazzy shoe thing? Surely the extra safety on ice makes it worth it
4 Years Is Fruit And Flowers, My Fruit Come With Added Puns
The Blanket That My Husband Got Me For Christmas. It’s His Face
Came Home For The Weekend To Find This Exchange Between My Parents
Next time, she'll leave a note saying it needs another go around, and he'll have a tiny carousel ready and waiting.
My Wife Was Not Amused When I Showed Her This Picture And Said- "I Didn't Know Your Mom Was Staying Here Too"
Those girls are running for their lives. Guess they want to keep their voice.
My Wife Works At Night. Sometimes I Leave Her Notes Before I Go To Bed
I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone. She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened
My Boyfriend Said He’s Going To Go As Baby Me For Halloween
Since My Wife Got A New Car, I Thought I'd Splurge Too And Upgrade Mine To The CLI Edition
My Dad Wasn't Pleased That My Mom Wanted To Move Her Rock Across The Country
What To Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves Hair On The Shower Wall
Left My Boyfriend Unattended With My Clip In Extensions For 10 Minutes
I Told Husband To Go Put On A Nice Shirt And This Is What I Got
I’m Glad There Are Other Bored Husbands At Pottery Barn
The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage
My Girlfriend Wanted Flowers Delivered To Her At Work Today. I Delivered
When Your Wife Deserves The Best So You Wake Her Up To A Romantic Candlelit Breakfast
Notes From My BF Used To Be Much Sweeter. At Least He Made Me Lunch!
SO Was Away For A Few Days. Photoshopped & Sent Her This Picture Of Our Daughter, Just So She Knows Everything Is Going Well
My Girlfriend Asked Me Why I Was Up At 3 Am Last Night, So I Made Her This Helpful Diagram To Explain
My Boyfriend Didn't Warn Me A Wave Was Coming As I Posed For A Beach Photo
So Last Night When I Got Home, There Was Paper All Over The Floor Near My Printer, I'm Guessing Someone Hooked Up To My Printer Via Wi-Fi. This Morning, I Wake Up To This
My Parents' New Business Hours
This is a sign of a successful business if they can limit their working hours to be convenient for them only.
Asked My Husband To Take A Picture Of Us On Our Wedding Night. This Was His Only Picture
I Got Hit In The Cheek With Something, So I Looked Up And My Husband Winked And Said “Read It, Wait Here’s A Pen.” Then Threw A Pen At Me
My Girlfriend Wanted A Drink But Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed, So I Obliged
My Friend And I Made Signs For My Girlfriend’s Half Ironman Race!
My Friend Surprised His Wife With Her Blunder Years Photo On His New Skateboard
Girlfriend's Irish, I’m American. She’s Been Bugging For Me To Paint Her Wall, But Didn’t Care What Color. Well You’re Welcome
Though I Caught The Perfect Picture Of My BF And Puppy, Until I Saw What He Was Reading
Wife Turned 38, Discovered I Didn’t Have An 8 Candle, So I Improvised
Found The Book My Wife Must've Studied
It's the third edition dude.. so much more learned since the last two. Guess you best get studying.
My Pregnant Wife Asked For A Small Bowl Of Cereal. I Delivered
My Girlfriend Likes To Pile Clothes On Our Chair. I Turned Them In To This To Teach Her A Lesson
Girlfriend Wasn't Too Happy With Our New Bathroom Artwork
My Husband Sent Me Flowers At Work For My Birthday
"Happy Birthday Jess! Here is a Bunch of mutilated plant reproductive organs to show how much I care. p.s. you might wanna remove card B/4 your friends see."
This Is How Jay Greeted Me At The Airport When He Picked Me Up On Thursday Night
My Husband, The Problem Solver
It's really one of those giant black shiny cockroaches we have here in the south, called politely, "Palmetto Bugs" or "Flying Beetles." Beetles my *ss!!
My Wife Recently Had A Hysterectomy. I Had This Waiting For Her When She Got Home
So My Boyfriend Told Me He Got Us More Security Cameras Because There Have Been So Many Break-Ins Recently. I Was Pumped Until I Started Finding Our New Cameras....
I Fell Asleep So My Husband Made The Bed Over Me. I Can't
Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket
Awwww. Another Love Note From My Husband
My Wife Was Scrolling Through An Album Of Her Friend's Maternity Photos And Came Across This One. He's Such A Beautiful Mother
My Girlfriend Told Me I'm Not Allowed To Have Any Geeky Stuff Upstairs, It All Goes In The Basement. Never Underestimate A Manchild
Asked My Husband To Take Care Of A Spider, Went Into Bathroom To Find This
My husband gives them names, because if they have a name and their in the house, then they're a pet. I'm not allowed to kill them (cause they catch other bugs). So now we have a tiny tenant that I still have't managed to evict living next to the book case.
Girlfriend Has Banned Me From Wearing My Recent Purchase To Family Dinner
I Asked My Husband To Stop Eating All My Ice Cream In The Middle Of The Night. Well, He Didn't Eat All Of It
Friend Told Her Husband She Was On The Last Case Of Water. What He Brought Home
My Husband Surprised Me With An Embarrassing Sign
So, Take It My Husband Doesn’t Like Me Leaving Used Band-Aids Around
I don't think anyone in the world wants to see a used band-aid laying around. Put it in the bin!
This Is My Daily Life: Trevor Puts This Sticker On My Forehead, Holds A Banana Up To My Head And Says “This Is A Stick Up”
The Card My Husband Made Me For Mother's Day. Blessed Be The Fruit
My Wife’s OPT Visa Ran Out Today And She Had To Quit A Good Job. Will Be A Minimum Of 6 Months Before She Can Legally Work Again. And I Cope By Making Jokes. So I Got Her A “Happy Retirement” Gift Bag
Why does "Go to Wisconsin" have a sadface next to it! Wisconsin is lovely.
My Boyfriend's Valentine's Card
I Asked For A Puppy. Meet My Christmas Eve Gift, Fifi
Pets should not be christmas gifts. They too often end up in a shelter after a couple of days or weeks. If you are serious with the responsibility, adopt one from shelter. But don't ask for them as a gift. Just my opinion.
My Girlfriend Got A New Phone
My Boyfriend
When Your Witty Husband Comes Downstairs And Says You’ve Taken Shrinking His Clothes To A Whole New Level
My Boyfriend Hanging Out With Me
These were really fun to read and heartwarming! It's so nice to see so many people so comfortable with each other for a change.
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
These were really fun to read and heartwarming! It's so nice to see so many people so comfortable with each other for a change.
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
