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This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached ‘Boss’ Level (50 Pics)
Real-life is closer to video games than you might've thought. After all, there's no denying that this wild world is packed with not only absolute units but bosses who are just waiting for a worthy opponent.
By bosses, we mean folks, animals, and even things that seem like they have maxed out certain skills like strength or cunningness. And if you want to meet them, look no further than the subreddit r/BossFight.
Its 1.1 million members are constantly sharing pictures of what they think would make challenging fighters, and they're coming up with really creative names for them, too. Here are a few of the best ones!
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#1
Balto, The Anti-Vaxx Destroyer
Nicholas Kraemer 4 years ago
Of course what Balto was carrying was antitoxins and not vaccines. Vaccines are great, no reason to spread misinformation
Ruby Davis 4 years ago
When I was younger, I was OBSESSED with Balto. I had books about him and even a stuffed animal of him. When I watched the movie Togo, I was so sad.
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David Williams 4 years ago
Balso only did the last leg. Look up Togo and watch the excellent film on the amazing doggo.
CaptainDinosaur 4 years ago
I feel very strongly about this. I was watching the (admittedly so-so) movie with my daughter and she says "I'm bored" and I reply "Balto was a goddamned hero!" It's a point of contention, I admit.
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#2
Uncle Stan: The Founding Colossus
Laugh or not 4 years ago
The uncle learned to do that in one Werk. I am curious about what they can do now.
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The gap between real life and video games has been steadily closing for decades. However, the prospect of a fully immersive experience remains just that. A promise. Even virtual reality is slow to fulfill it.
As Polygon's Ben Kuchera put it: "VR has been five minutes away from some kind of breakthrough for about eight years."
VR is still a niche category when compared to the rest of the gaming industry (it accounted for less than half a percent of all gaming sales in 2020). Despite its buzzy status, the technology continues to make consumers wait for its next big development.
#3
Karmadillo, Weaponless Hunter Of Man
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
If you're from Texas you have no excuse for not knowing armadillos are 90% armour (and if you're shooting at them likely 100% since they curl up). Dumbass.
#4
George The Protector, If He's Around Then You'll Be Safe
Amanita Virosa 4 years ago
I googled him. Don't read it unless you want a good cry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_(dog)
Cayna Louise 4 years ago
I tear up every single time I see this tiny good boy who showed what a giant heart he had.
#5
Lucifer, Fetcher Of Souls
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"We need to restore public confidence in the police...let's use a photo of a cute yet heroic dog"
Rick 4 years ago
Looks like the wolf from Never Ending Story. The only person escaping that thing is Atreyu
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
I give up...I'll put myself in the car...but I'll also try to pet him knowing very well I may die. Lol
William Teach 4 years ago
The dog's name is Casner, and the officer's story of beating cancer twice is amazing https://www.wfsb.com/news/berlin-police-officer-beats-cancer-for-second-time/article_a7181c1a-4034-11e9-9514-a36eca3359f8.html
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
"Smile for the camera, Lucifer!" "..." "Don't smile for the camera, Lucifer."
"Right now, we're sort of in this trough of disillusionment about VR," Kevin Mack, a VR game developer, told Built In a year ago. "There was a lot of hype around it in 2015 and 2016, and then the whole world sort of got butt-hurt that their first-generation VR headset didn't instantly morph into the Holodeck."
But even though VR hasn't yet lived up to the hype surrounding it, tech companies like Facebook, Valve, and Sony keep trying to advance the industry, investing considerable resources to develop both hardware and software.
#6
The Four Wholesome Men Of The Apocalypse
Jessica Gunn 4 years ago
To be fair, he was just doing a job and hosting (no offense to Mr. Burton, he's truly a gem) but these guys actually had a passion for what they did, and strove to make the world a better place. :-)
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago (edited)
I am a young woman in my early thirties and I still get a bit weepy when I see photos of Mr.Rogers and sweet little Daniel Tiger.
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
I cried, literally, when 2 of them died; Fred and Jim. Such a part of my childhood. When my parents would have a knock down, drag out fight, Mr. Rogers was always there for me. The only constant in my life I could rely upon.
Lisa Samuelson 4 years ago
I always remembered how he loved me just the way I am!! That still means so much to me and now I am in tears!! Love Mr. Rogers!!
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chrissy goodman 4 years ago
me and my husband went as bob ross and happy little tree for halloween last year. bob ross was an amazing person with such a cheerful attitude. me and my husband actually watch his tv series every now and then wen we want to watch something peaceful and relaxing
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Guy MacGregor 4 years ago
What if I told you I only know Bob Ross? (and the Steve guy on bottom left due to memes)
Don't read my username 4 years ago
Top left- Jim Henson, born 24 September 1936. His first puppet show was a children's show called "Sam and Friends" which was also Kermit the Frog's debut. He later created The Muppet Show on the 5th of September, 1976. He died from pneumonia on May 16th, 1990. I don't know much about Mr Rogers (top right) though.
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The Virtuous Sextuplets, Defenders Of Maiden Honor
chrissy goodman 4 years ago
she is protected for life. no one will survive breaking her heart or making her cry.
Remind me where I am again ? 4 years ago
My guess it is Little Miss Queenie #JustSayin
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Beth Ellis 4 years ago
Or alternatively...later in life if she catches her boyfriend cheating she will take care of the situation her own self and kick that cheater to curb
Cecily Holland 4 years ago
Try pressing charges lol. Well it was one of the six but I don’t know who officer
#8
George The Gigachad, Pleaser Of Women
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago
You don’t know - he might have just been eating his favorite corn dogs, or something!
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If I were George, I'd frame the first article and put it up in the living room.
Suz66 4 years ago
Right? I think they assigned that story to a teenage boy!!!
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Sunshine Sunshine 4 years ago
You know he's got that article tattoo'd somewhere or at the very least he has a laminated copy in his wallet.
Mitu Khandaker, a professor at New York University's Game Center, remains hopeful about VR's role in gaming. She doesn't think it's going to look like people alone in their homes playing through a headset, so much as a co-located experience that multiple people share.
"I think that the future of VR is more through social VR," she explained.
Indeed, several popular VR games — such as Rec Room and VRChat — offer social experiences where users can interact and hang out with each other in real time.
We might not be able to fight these real-life bosses, but who knows, maybe we'll get a chance to battle some virtually real ones pretty soon.
#9
Torias, Master Of The Shadow Beast
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Peter Pan losing his shadow, don't see what it has to do in this topic!
yeciye 4 years ago (edited)
I mean, they could have done this next to a wall, might have been slightly easier.
Daria B 4 years ago (edited)
Not really. One can't bend their knees outwards.....
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#10
Right Hook Shiba vs. Water-Bending Squirrel
Kinslee the witches apprentice 4 years ago (edited)
Air bending shiba and water bending squirrel/ Aang and katara or sokka fight lol
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Beware the water bending squirrel who learned his skills atop a mountain.
Lukyan Terdal 4 years ago
Why is it that every time squirrels play with magic water, dogs get soaked?
#11
Ross Bob, Painter Of Reality
#12
Carseat Man, Crasher Of Cars
Coffeecat 4 years ago
He doesn't need a seatbelt. He has rose past mortal limits. He is the seatbelt now
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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Oh this is great! Instant double take from anyone who sees this I'm sure
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
This is an incredible costume, but it would only work at drive thru Halloween Parties.
Hollysmom 4 years ago
I'd love to order food in a drive through wearing this.
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People have escape despots using similar costumes. I remember one in Germany where the poor guy had to stay folded up inside the car seat for HOURS...
butthurtAmerican 4 years ago
This WAS a self-driving car test: they wanted to see how people would react to cars without drivers. https://www.wired.com/story/man-dresses-car-seat-research-self-driving/
Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
So I give up....is he supposed to be a bucket seat or just a leather bucket seat?
#13
Boss Baby, Alexa’s Chosen
Eli Rockwell 4 years ago
*Autocorrect* Would you like to change this to: "Attempt to conquer the baby; eventually fail, and then not sleep for the next 48 hours"
Tee Witt 4 years ago
Needs reminding to feed a baby? Baby tells you when Loud and Clear, thank you
Monday 4 years ago
Not always. If your baby is on the small side your doc might recommend a strict feeding schedule rather than waiting for the baby to be hungry enough to cry.
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The Climbing Tangeroa 4 years ago
IMO this alarm would make a great reminder to take birth control. DEFEAT THE BABY.
#14
Ted The Talker
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Ted, the time has come to reveal yourself to a tearfully grateful world
thatmagicgaychick 4 years ago
LOL. there should be an episode of him on a TED talk but he's just making a bunch of jokes the whole time
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Noel Benavente 4 years ago
TED is Charlie from Charlie's Angels and Claw from Inspector Gadget
#15
Thunderbeast The F**kbringer
Markus Holstein 4 years ago
This looks like we should send an Evangelion to protect the Central Dogma
Lady Fos-Boss 4 years ago
oh yeah! we watched the whole thing in one night and then never again. (I just realized, that was like two years ago)
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Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Reminds me of the line Terry Pratchett wrote that made me forever a fan: "The storm walked the mountain on legs of lightning."
#16
Cornbread, The Lying
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
I don't quite know why, but Cornbread is the perfect name for cat.
GoddessOdd 4 years ago (edited)
He would have gone great with my ginger feral brother and sister, Leo ButterBean and Chickpea. Cornbread would have gone great with them, and then another named Collard...
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#17
Nanna The Non-Negotiator
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Her special attack is her smile and saying how proud of you she is. Lowers your morale by 50% because you feel bad.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
Other special attacks include: "When are you giving me grand kids" and "Itchy Christmas Jumper"
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Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
Aaaaah so. The honorable Grandma who can chop you into little pieces in less than 5 seconds....
#18
Ünnamed, The Devourer Of Pies
DUN DUN 4 years ago
But why didn't his parents name him? WHY? WHY WHY WHY!??
Load More Replies... ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Hahaha the comment about his parents not naming him just made me laugh with coffee in my mouth, thanks Bored Panda
CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
Not to be a wet blanket, but eating contests are so disgusting.
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
I'm in my 30s and I can't even do that. This guy is the final boss.
absolute zero 4 years ago
Back then children weren't named until you were sure they would survive childhood. Eating enough cranberries to blow a toilet through to the first floor was a hard sign to ignore.
Brooke Weber 4 years ago
I feel like that's the hidden skill of all 6-year-olds: make any sweets around them disappear in seconds!
#19
The Beatle, Lord Of All Music
#20
Judger , The Manipulator Of Guilt
the fallen soufflé 4 years ago
It's called a green vine snake or a flatbread snake! They can actually look very scary.
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#21
Bossman, A Literal Boss That Can Beat You Up
Scagsy 4 years ago
On the flip side, he's also the employee who needs to smarten up, get a grip and focus because jobs like this don't just grow on trees ya know.
Draga Millani 4 years ago
I'm sure he does appreciate it; just having a lil fun
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I fully understand his enthusiasm. Until I got my bearings, I was the boss and the only employee .
#22
Goose: Bird Of Choices
Susan Green 4 years ago
I would pay attention to this sign, I’ve been attacked by a Canadian Goose before. It wasn’t pretty.
Illegal Columbian Hippo 4 years ago
Probably cause you called it a Canadian goose. It's a CANADA goose.
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that goose most likely has a second phase where he uses his knife skills
Kallematti Waris 4 years ago
Aggressive birds are so frustrating -you could sort everything out with one hard kick, but you can't do it. Not without feeling like a monster anyway.
D. Pitbull 4 years ago
Yeeees... fear the Canada Goose... (no seriously. Fear them. They're horrifying... and fast... and they like Arrowroot cookies)
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Dude. That's Jerry. He wouldn't hurt a soul. Now TERRY is a whole nother mess. Always in domestics
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Jerry let me tickle him once, on the back of his neck. He was very floofy. But then he disappeared
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#23
Diego,the F**ker
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"Yes, the effort has taken its toll," said Diego at this morning's press conference. "I'm only 17 and now I look 230. But it was worth it."
Daniel Ahlqvist 4 years ago
The fun thing is, Diego gets more of the credit than he should. There were 3 males who were brought in to save the species, where Diego fathered 40% of them. But one of the other two (E3) produced very few offspring, leaving nearly all of the remaining to be fathered by the last one, E5. But Diego was vocal and did most of the work in the day, while E5 was active in the night and wasn't really a character like Diego
Anna Nowak 4 years ago
Anyway, I think that it's still pretty awesome. Three tortoises (practically two based on what you wrote) made so much offspring that it saved their species.
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Puna 4 years ago
Actually Diego only fathered 40% of the population. Another one called E5 fathered the other 60%. Diego gets all the credit because he was an exhibitionist, happily going at it in front of people, during the day,, and with tons of noise. While E5 quietly got the job done.
#24
Frostmündr, Vanguard Of The North
Ham Explosion 4 years ago
I dont think you know what vanguard means, its the name of a squadron of troops deployed at the pacific during ww2 lol.
Kathy 4 years ago
Actually, 'Vanguard' is a corruption of 'Avant Garde' which means a Fore Guard, those who go into battle ahead of the rest of the troops.
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Policius Copus, Master Supervisor, Lord Of Magic
Marcellus II 4 years ago
What was the problem? Lack of supply, lack of quality, unfair pricing? We need more info.
Emo Sloth 4 years ago
Nooberton, there's this really interesting thing called a joke. I'd tell you all about it, but I'm afraid you wouldn't get it.
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Suz66 4 years ago
If he builds trust with the students, they will be more likely to give him info.
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I love when I see law enforcement at schools hanging out and having fun with kids. In my town they play jump rope at the elementary school. It is super cute. All the kids know them and everyone gets along great.
Fifilura 4 years ago
You have law enforcement at an elementary school? For what purpose?
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Josie Bisbano 4 years ago
That's a high school. Police officers are assigned as School Resource Officers to facilitate communication, mentor, and supervise, as well as protect. https://www.nasro.org/faq/
Logan Duffy 3 years ago
"forget the drug problem,these kids needed another member of the club."-observation cop
#26
Dr. Brian Fisher The Slugeye
April Caron 4 years ago
Plot twist: The slug IS the scientist and his name is a typo… it’s really Dr. Brain Fisher… and that’s what he’s doing on the man’s face… fishing for his brain!!!
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Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Doctor Fisher requires the human host for in order to communicate and for nutrients. He controls the vessels mind but the host will not survive.
Klas Klättermus 4 years ago
Someone didn't pay for his TV-license https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03eeYQ72Y0&ab_channel=TecknadeNostalgitrippar-ochmycketannat
#27
Bearers Of The Eternal Duel
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
Only one is a fedora, the other is a trilby. The fedora (in white here) has an even size brim all the way around, and the trilby (grey) has a asymmetric brim that gives it a "sportier" look.
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
How did he shuffle it? I had trouble with a "monster" of 80 cards. Oh, the cuts those card sleeves gave my poor little finger.
Daniel Mattock 4 years ago
Considering that you lose a game if you run out of cards, this is actually a good strategy
DUN DUN 4 years ago
I was searching the comment section to see if anyone else noticed this. You did!!
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Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
Two guys with fedoras and a 2222-card yugion deck...what could go wrong?
Vanta Black 4 years ago
It'd take a week to find all five pieces of Exodia.
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Haunting Spirit 4 years ago
That's why Magic the Gathering has the rule: "There is no maximum deck size but you have to be able to shuffle your deck unassisted".
Logan Duffy 3 years ago
absolute legend.i would beat him with all my random trading cards,plus my dungeon mayhem decks tho.
#28
Robocat, Cutting Edge Technology Paw Enforcement
#29
Daniel Radcliffe, The Floofmaster
spirit wolf 4 years ago
He probably throws around a Petrificus Totalus or two.
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Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
I always saw this photo and thought sure, Daniel Radcliffe walking a gazillion dogs just because. Then I found out to my very greatest disappointment that it was from a movie scene.
Sarah Spencer 4 years ago
I initially read that as "Order of the Foof" which would be a VERY different film.
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Me Oh My 4 years ago
If possible, I love him even more. He was already one of my favorite actors, but this.
#30
Argonian Protector, Guardian Of Everywhere
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Before I scrolled down all the way I thought he was wearing floral pants
Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago
Kudos to anyone in a loving relationship with a goanna...that hasn't ended in hospitalisation..
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
This reminds me of the comic Blacksad. An incredible read (but for mature audiences).
Giovanni 4 years ago
According to the old Elder Scrolls canon, despite looking lizard like argonians are actually plants.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
This is a perfect companion for all those concerts and festivals this summer.
#31
The Dîm Twîns, Servants Of Chaos
Dave van Es 4 years ago
No, they are Tweedle Dee, and Tweedle Dumb. Oh, wait, that's the same thing. (truthful answer, yes, they are)
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
OMG! I never want to see or hear about Trump again. Haven't we suffered enough?
#32
The Submerged Colossus
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
New bucket list item: Pose in front of him with my sword and my Camp Half-Blood shirt.
Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
Water coming out of him really conveys the illusion of coming out of the water....neat!!!
#33
St. Big Nick, Slayer Of Ho Ho Hos
Mac 4 years ago
oml honey you need more upvotes. thats the best comment ive seen on bored panda
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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I love the double standards on here where women will openly drool and sexualize a photo like this, but it were a woman in the photo and the comments were full of men saying what they would like to do, he would be a pig and downvoted into oblivion
Potato 4 years ago
You have a point. But there is a difference; women fear that men will kill them if they ignore their advances. There is a huge separation in the level of fear between these
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#34
Bruno The Upper Body Bork
Dani Alexander 4 years ago
Updated bucket list: -buy a dog - give him my jacket:) Warm happy doggy:)
#35
Rob Boss, Painter Of Sorrows
#36
Alan, Man Of Everything
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Mall Santas creep me out, I'd probly hang with a wizard though.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
I wouldn't totally party with Rasputin
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King Joffrey 4 years ago
Come on people, this is Alan Moore. THE Alan Moore! And he's so much more that what says on the caption.
CaptainDinosaur 4 years ago
You leave Alan Moore alone. He's the greatest writer of the 20th century and I will fight over that.
#37
Blasphemy Dove, The Deathless.
Otter 4 years ago
Hey, this was supposed to be the dinosaurs' planet, we're only here because of a damn asteroid.
Load More Replies... Otter 4 years ago
I googled this species because even though the name "Blaphsemy Dove" is cool that bird isn't a dove, and sure enough - it's a rail. It's the flightless Aldabra Rail, and it goes extinct every time the island it lives on is destroyed by hurricanes, and then it comes back into existence since presumably any other rail that lands on the island will evolve into the ideal form for the environment. Cool!
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Also e.g. the sabertooth cats evolved six times and died out six times; unusual but not unique! Crabs evolved a similar number of times (without the previous going extinct). It's just filling a certain available niche.
Suz66 4 years ago
Maybe they declared it extinct but there were some out there still. Every once in awhile that happens.
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
Someone below you posted an article.. Basically a bird went to the island, evolved to flightless bird. Island was totally flooded, then emerged from the water as levels receded. Same type of bird migrated to the now exposed island and lost ability to fly (after 20,000 years)
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Groundcontroltomajortom 4 years ago
https://www.usnews.com/news/world-report/articles/2019-05-10/extinct-bird-re-evolved-itself-back-into-existence-on-island-in-seychelles
Rand0m_Cat 4 years ago
more info, https://www.cbsnews.com/news/an-extinct-bird-species-has-evolved-back-into-existence-study-says/
#38
Felis Araneae, Snatcher Of Feet
yeciye 4 years ago
I'm just asking, what's more likely, a six legged cat, or a very large tarantula? My money's on the latter. I bet that thing has two more legs and six more eyes under that curtain.
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 4 years ago
If it is a tarantula, it is officially the cutest tarantula to ever exist ever
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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
They sure have some weird critters in Australia--this one could cute you to death.
Rosemarie Fritzell 4 years ago
This is the only arachnid that won’t make me burn the house down.
Sterling Cooksey 4 years ago
anyone remember that episode of Odd Squad where Oscar gets bitten by a spidercat?
#39
Infantes, Lord Of Luxury
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
This is the absolute cutest pic I've seen in awhile! That baby is cozy and comfy!
Tassenküchlein168 4 years ago
Way too young to watch a screen, way to young to sit. Poor kid.
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Linda HS 4 years ago
I have to say that I do not agree with this. Yes, the baby cries. Yes, the baby fusses, but you shouldn't just plop him/ her down and put a cartoon on a device! This is not good parenting, sorry!
Rebekah 4 years ago
Good God.... I absolutely would have done this if I needed to: shower; change; make dinner; change the twin; eat; swap a tampon; take a damn sip of coffee.... stop judging people. Having a baby is hard, and sometimes having them quiet for a couple of minutes so you can breathe is FINE. Geez.
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J.L. Martin 4 years ago
The bottom pillow is almost definitely a Boppy- a wonderful invention to help support baby & mom while baby breastfeeds. BUT I'm not missing the point- that is an adorable photo!
Dani Alexander 4 years ago
Omg what I would do to be in that babies position rn. Also she is cute af
#40
Prized 'Ken, The Thicc And Undying Fowl
Djennie 4 years ago
They were scrawnier and not the shiny white they are now but they tasted so much better. Still looks and taste like 1957 in much of the world but where the market is dominated by a few massive agribusiness producers you get the plump and white but bland as cardboard meat.
Hollysmom 4 years ago
And full of steroids, antibiotics, and horrible feed. These poor chickens often can't stand or walk because of their unnatural weight.?
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MoreBrains 4 years ago
feed em drugs, growth hormones, and other garbage, this is what you get. Oh, and keep them still so they can't move...a sad industry...profits before all else
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Plus a touch of arsenic to make the meat a more eye-pleasing but wholly unnatural pink than the normal natural bluish-white color that is somehow supposed to be less eye-pleasing. Arsenic. Yes, I said arsenic.
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
I remember when buying a pound of boneless chicken breasts meant that you got four of them. Now, one breast is itself heavier than a pound.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
In rural areas in Africa (probably other countries too, idk) chickens still look like the one on the left. They are quite tasty.
Sunshine Sunshine 4 years ago (edited)
... uhmm.. this happens WAYYYYYY too often and i do not mean to offend you but Africa is a continent NOT A COUNTRY.
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Elena House 4 years ago
But... I like dark meat. Show me a chicken with 8 legs and I'll be impressed.
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
That's why Grandma's fried chicken tasted so much better and duels were fought over that itty bitty breast.
#41
Optional Boss: The Watermelon Salesman. Haggle Too Much With Him And You'll Know Pain
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Are we all ignoring how jacked he is? Combined with the clothing he looks incredible!
Laugh or not 4 years ago
No no, we are not ignoring, we are appreciating.
Load More Replies... Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
The traditional watermelon seller's costume was made by his wife, who owns 27 sewing machines
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
And how many outfits would she be able to sew with 50 sewing machines?
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Shelby P 4 years ago
I think we'd all be jacked like that after pushing a watermelon cart like that on a daily basis...
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
2021 - the year when math problems became really sexy... Eh, thanks?
Kylli Anttila 4 years ago
He was re-enacting a Vietnamese legend. A commoner guy was adopted and raised by the king. One day he said all what the kings gave him came with strings attached. The king was angry at his ungratefulness and exiled him to a deserted island to prove that he couldn't survive on his own. He ended up not only surviving but discovering watermelons and farming them. He carved his name on the fruits and sent them floating back to mainland by sea. They reached the king, who then sent a ship to bring the guy back. Everyone knows this story so the saleman dressed up that period's costume for marketing 😄
#42
Nigerian King Master Of Scams
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
Ahh, I love Nigerian Prince e-mails. They usually go something like this: Good morning dear. Hi, my name is Prince Abdul. My father is dieing and left me his inheritANce. I am looking for a butiful woman to share my Life and inheritance wth. Pls share your credit card, socul security number and addrss so I can forwd the money to your account. God bless my dear, Abdul.
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
Damn! To think I could've inherited that airport for only a small transfer fee.
Radek Suski 4 years ago
So he was obviously way better in their profession than the bank. Which is weird because one would imagine banks have to be masters of scamming
phil blanque 4 years ago
I invested in that: $5,000 to a Nigerian princess who sold me 500 shares. I have not gotten the money yet, but soon, I think.
#43
Kangaroozilla, Destroyer Of Bushfires
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
"Sorry, I can't come into work today. What? No, I'm not sick. It's just that there's a gigantic kangaroo blocking my driveway, and he looks pissed."
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Wait until you see the tank-sized wombat devouring whole eucalyptus trees and unwary tourists
Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Specifically dog walkers and golfers. Everyone else is fine. Nobody knows why dog walking and golf irritate him so much, but it DEFINITELY has to do with why he's missing an ear.
Robert Martens 4 years ago
Hey you ! Hop your butt over there and grab me a beer, your new kangaroo overlord is thirsty!
J.L. Martin 4 years ago
Good lord, do all kangaroos look so jacked up? Australia, my Ozzies, you worry me.
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Brøthers 2 Keepers Øf Light And Darknëss
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
The middle brother, Quite Nice Except For When He's Having a Bad Day, took a taxi and got stuck in traffic
tw 72 4 years ago
Quite Nice Except For When He's Having a Bad Day And Then He Says Cuss Words Backwards So As Not To Offend Anyone
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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
That is a tiny mesh tank top! Not really giving me "evil" just a big guy in a tiny top
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
These types of passengers always make public transport thrilling. You just never know what you'll witness.
#45
Chillicus, The Lord Of Idongivafuch
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
What kind of evil monster shoots an orangutan for crying out loud! Find him! Cage him! Take away his guns!
Stephanie IV 4 years ago
He seems resigned to his fate. I hope he gets out of it alive and happier than before.
Load More Replies... Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Let's REALLY hope he's doped to the gills. See those arms? He'd be able to rip her into pieces.
#46
Lavator, The Lava Snail
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
"Aah, so that's what dragons look like down there!" - Phonograph Audio Log 113, the last one in the series. It was found in 2018 buried in a metal box under a layer of Siberian permafrost. What happened to the person in the recording is unknown.
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
What is its sustenance? The souls of drowned sailors? The lament of mourners left behind?
Bellatrix Lestrange 4 years ago
From Wikipedia, The scaly-foot gastropod is an obligate symbiotroph throughout post-settlement life. Throughout its post-larval life, the scaly-foot gastropod obtains all of its nutrition from the chemoautotrophy of its endosymbiotic bacteria.
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Vanessa Milato 4 years ago
This looks like the kind of snails that would exist in Game of Thrones
#47
Pete, The Unwashed
Jaclyn Levy 4 years ago
Can't tell if this is from the Onion or real life. What a weird timeline we live in.
Beth Kramer 4 years ago
I’d like a different timeline please. This one stinks.
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yeciye 4 years ago
Is Pete Hegseth an atheist? If not, I wonder how this logic works with his religion...
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Oh great, I'm sure that's reassuring for anyone who's had a meal at your home in the past decade. Yuck
#48
The Uninfectable Shoppers
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
The gas cape might be overdoing it, but I'll take that kind of overkill over the "no-mask-no vaccine-muh-liberty" crowd any day of the week...
Hollysmom 4 years ago
Isn't the true Walmartian the one that doesn't believe in Covid or masks. Rhetorical question
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mcborge1 4 years ago
I wish our shops in the UK were like this.. I could go in wearing my Mandalorian helmet and no one would bat an eyelid. :D
#49
Hector Of The Multiverse
J.L. Martin 4 years ago
Darn, here I was hoping he had some weird stipulation with his agents; he will ONLY take on roles IF the character's name is HECTOR.
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SykesDaMan 4 years ago (edited)
Not entirely true (I guess the exaggeration is to make it funny) but he played a lot of Hectors (8) still: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346595/
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
That's because Hector lives in that universe. All those shows are in the same universe
#50
Incelius, The Eternal Caller
Amy Dodds 4 years ago
Yay this is nearly as funny as when I was stalked, harassed and threatened by a psychopath. And one of his favourite things was to call me 100 times a day from randomly generated numbers.
Shawty 4 years ago
Stop, sit down, think. "Do I REALLY have to put my trauma in a harmless joke? Do I?" Have a nice day❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Sasha 4 years ago
People just looking for ANYTHING to get offended at. Even the original post is pretty obviously a joke. Do your hearts stop if you dont get offended at least once a day or something? Is that why you look for any tiny excuse to make drama out of nothing?
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
This must be the creep that calls daily. He just comes back with another number to block.
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
In films, TV, books, etc. there are jokes about every monstrosity. Yes, they are offensive, but we can't go through life shaking our heads. We have to (and should) laugh about tragedies to get us through the day.
#51
The 8 Dänïèłš From The Frat Castle In The Underworld
#52
Artie And Punk, Twin Merchant Extraordinaires
best turtle 4 years ago (edited)
the one on the left looks like a leprechaun that want super saiyan
Orange is aging 4 years ago
To think that both of these people probably thought they were so cool…. 😭
Monday 4 years ago
and then 10 years later they both lie awake at night thinking "WTF was going through my head??"
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#53
Baby Arm And His Side Kick The Slap Master
#54
James, The Immortal
#55
The Fur Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
J.L. Martin 4 years ago
oh my goodness, I'm laughing out loud and crying. you redeemed my day, thank you.
#56
Drackob, The Installation Wizard
#57
Joe Baseball, The Top 1800
#58
Xerex, The Unpettable
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"How many times have I told you...don't let the dogs play in the transporter room"
#60
Thieves Of Reality
#61
The Cringe-Crew
#62
The Goat, Physics-Defyer
Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
Does anyone else hear "Billie Jean" playing as he walks up the wall?
Starfall 4 years ago
For some reason I was hearing the Pink Panther Theme Song. Not really sure why 🤣
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#63
Bob, Sponge Of Marine War
Ashasaurus rex 4 years ago
Never forget he has acquired a certain set of skills. He will save Gary and you will pay dearly.
#64
Light Gary And Dark Gary, Keepers Of Balance
#65
Magneto Boy, The Living Magnet
Markus Holstein 4 years ago
Plot twist: The boy isn't magnetic, just sticky from not showering for a couple of days. That's why stuff will only stick to his bare skin and be blocked by a simple shirt
Seabeast 4 years ago
I really wanted that side effect, it would be so handy when I drop pins in my sewing room. Sadly, even two doses of Pfizer failed to give it to me. Sigh.
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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago
That's rude as f**k. Who pissed you off today?
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Bernie Sanders: Senate Of The Underworld
Dave P 4 years ago
a multi-millionaire con-artist who fools gullible doops into thinking he actually believes what he says.
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#67
Cameron, The Widemouth
#68
Reptilius, Controller Of Simulations.
Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Uuuuh can you maybe leave 2018 and 2019 the way it was for me specifically? I liked those years. You can have 2020.
#69
Cloud, Getter Of All
#70
Døminœs The Warrior
your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago
he must face the little Caesar's warrior now little-cae...b975d.jpeg 
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
you must follow him to his lair little-cae...dc-png.jpg 
#71
Choplad, Chopper Of The 4th Realm
#72
Che-Hud, Keeper Of Ties, Watcher Of 0s.
#73
Nãljeen, Conquerer Of Thirst
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
I hear Adam Sandler is playing him in "Waterboy, The Sequel".
#74
Tubiforus, Plank Of Pain
#75
Chad The Impaler, Slayer Of Virgins
Orange is aging 4 years ago
He looks like he thinks he’s the bee’s knees. LIES
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#76
Mallet-Boy, The Mysterious One
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
His parents didn't even bother to give him a name, why would they buy him a drum?
#77
Valdemar, King Of Sand, Tne One Of No Landlord
Eric Mac Fadden 4 years ago
Impossible. We have our genetics installed when someone is born here. You'll have to be reborn
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Trialysis The Unstoppable
Parmeisan 4 years ago
The title on this is a very good, but obscure, kidney joke. You see, if your kidneys don't work you have to get dialysis. (That means on a regular basis you sit hooked into a machine while it cycles and cleans your blood, ie the job your kidneys aren't doing). "di" is also a common prefix meaning "two". So three kidneys = trialysis
Parmeisan 4 years ago
Also, the story about the invention of dialysis is really cool. Can you imagine being the first guy to think, "Hey, people are dying because their kidneys aren't cleaning their blood. What if we made a giant metal pseudo-kidney and rerouted their circulatory system so that all the blood passes through the machine and back into their body?" But before this, kidney failure was a death sentence, so you might as well try, right? Willem Kolff not only created the first machine using a washing machine, juice cans, and sausage skins, but he did it in the middle of WWII. https://www.davita.com/treatment-services/dialysis/the-history-of-dialysis
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Banana General Reporting For Duty
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
Banana Man, assuring that you get your daily dose of potassium goodness.
#81
Phil, Man Of Blue
#82
Chad Champion, Collector Of Bonuses
#83
Jòhnny Wâlk, Inventor Of Walking.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Poor Yoko. He was such a controlling abusive douche, who stole her art and left her uncredited for years and she gets all the hate.
#84
Cornelius Of The Holy Trinity
#85
Final Boss Of The Bathroom
#86
8 Mini Bosses.
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
How does Scavenger walk with his pants like that? And what the f**k is wrong with Sorcerer?
#87
Eva, The God Of Heights.
Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago (edited)
A friend of a friend of mine is someone tall called Eva...
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#88
Tim, The Omnivaxxer
Kitty Jordan 4 years ago
Yeah, the rest are funny, but this one is kind of icky. I wouldn't want someone taking a picture of my cleavage while I'm doing my job and then posting it on the internet.
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Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
I had a late morning appointment so I did some house chores while I waited, and since it was a drive-thru clinic, I went in house clothes, crocs, no makeup, I didn’t even put my contacts in, just my ugly glasses. OF COURSE my nurse was extremely good looking and friendly and chatty!!!
Starfall 4 years ago
Unfortunately, I don't think they meant it literally. I believe they were joking about returning repeatedly because of the nurse's chest.
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Mikus Pencius, Lord Of The Flies
Markus Holstein 4 years ago
Would somebody please provide some context for this painting? Please?
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
A fly landed on his head and went for a leisurely stroll during a TV interview
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Sawdust 4 years ago
In 100 years there'll be a post on Bored Panda about "What people in the 2020's were like"...I wonder what will they think of our sense of humor? :-)
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
"Wow, Covid was way harder on them than we thought!"
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In 100 years there'll be a post on Bored Panda about "What people in the 2020's were like"...I wonder what will they think of our sense of humor? :-)
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
"Wow, Covid was way harder on them than we thought!"
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