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Real estate listing sites feature plenty of homes for purchase that give us a glimpse into the worlds of architecture and interior design.

While most are pretty normal, the Twitter account The Best of Zillow consistently finds some funny, ridiculous, and downright strange ones, too.

These, let's call them, solutions, are a testament to human creativity and proof that what someone finds tasteful can make another sigh in disapproval.

But hey, ultimately, your home is your castle. Just because shelter is a necessity doesn't mean it has to be boring. Just remember that eccentric ideas are often harder to sell.

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The Real Vampires Of Beverly Hills

The Real Vampires Of Beverly Hills

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Lauren P.
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't this Kat von D's place?

M Kawai
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it was! I've always thought her red pool was so creative and intense! I've always thought her red pool was so creative and intense. Just had to love it!

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Rachel Smith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this, gothic vibes. I would 100% live here and not regret a moment of it. I would have vampire themed ball room parties. This house would be a hot spot on Halloween.

RyanRyanRyan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I liked it until I saw the red pool. Then I loved it. 🧛‍♂️

Sandra Mason-Webb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like an upmarket version of the house in What We Do in the Shadows LOL

Paul Aguilera
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone drowned the kool-aid man! It's a murder mystery, scooby gang.

MacKenzie Moore
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the red pool is kind of cool though

TheAquarius1978
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not gonna lie, i like it, i really really like it.

Erik Ivan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A kitchen made for anything but cooking. That spiky woodwork above the stove will be a b***h keeping clean.

Jordi Sharpe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pool made me lol. How f*****g garish.

Lianna Valdez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it and this house also has a black flower garden too.

DuchessDegu
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd move there right this second if I could afford it, wouldn't change a thing! Here's the full listing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/357-Lorraine-Blvd-Los-Angeles-CA-90020/20774345_zpid/?utm_medium=referral

Travis Fox
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want it! This is perfect for me. Absolutely love the wood work and attention to detail this home has. It's not found in new construction anymore.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I...want this house

Apachebathmat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Kat Von D’s house, kinda cool

Scott Pinkham
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this house... the pool of blood is maybe a BIT over the top

Bonesko
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A couple of days ago my boyfriend referred to vampires as "Moon broods", and I'd like it to catch on

Peter Trudell Jr
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love the place. I'd feel comfortable there.

DaisyGirl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apart from red water I like it

idrow1
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would LOVE this place. I'd just have the pool redone to blue though.

GlamourGhoul
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't stand Kat, but this house is incredible and I want to live there.

Ana Ferreira
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm officially an old person. First thought was what a pain that kitchen will be to clean properly.

Natalie H
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking that too lol. That thing over the stove would be a nightmare to dust

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Jaya
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For villains who don't care about having to remain incognito. That kitchen is hilarious by the way, I imagine Dracula having a dinner party.

Amy Taylor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would so totally live there.

busymum
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's beautiful, but definitely haunted 😂

Pinja
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a house I would make in Sims lol

AP
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NGL, I'd live there (just nix the red pool, love everything else)

Karen Grace
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beautiful flooring. I can definitely see myself living there.

GlassHalfWay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the pool of blood..errr...I mean the red pool.

CrazyCatLady
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I actually want this though… 🫥

J Smythe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it, but I would paint the brick black!

Sarah SH
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I’m hearing a pipe organ playing somewhere in there.

Kathy Johnson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice, Abby from NCIS live here? Lol

Anne McKinney
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugliest kitchen I've ever seen. Can you imagine trying to keep those intricate carvings free of dust and grease?

Jane W.
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This place should be turned into a weird hotel.

Jeffrey Diehl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, Mrs Addams.....

Herman goetter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone has ever seen " THE HOUSE ON THE ROCK " in Spring Green , Wisconsin you would recognize most of the following in that exhibition .

Helen Taylor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except for the red water 8n the pool, I like it.

Karyn Stouffer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear God! All those nooks and crannies in the range hood. 😱 I don't want to even think about having to clean it.

Kat Min
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, the pool is a bit silly, but the rest looks quite gorgeous.

Upstaged75
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that's a red light making the pool look like that!

Jay Kay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm maybe weird, but I kinda love this house

xolitaire
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that the bed isn't really diagonal makes my eye twitch

Lyone Fein
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't think it qualified as weird until I saw the red pool.

Donny Ramsoondar
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks so normal from a Trinidadian point of view. lol It's red like our national flag.

Mackenzie C
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish they put a photo of the all red bathroom!

Pangoro
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks goth-light and I love it.

Mistiekim
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t wear a white bathing suit in that pool. It will no longer be white.

Janie Mack
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't this Ozzy Ozbournes place first? Looks exactly like the place they had when they did the reality show.

LynzCatastrophe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Kat Von D's house and I want it! I just don't want to live in California. Too warm.

Marissa Taylor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see nothing wrong with this house

Kristine Phillips
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw this as a Sim's house, used red tile in the pool to make it so red.

Perfumista Perfumista
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want that oven, not anything around it, just the oven

DeoManus Argentem
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This place is awesome! I dunno about the red lights in the pool, would be cool for a Halloween party, but I'd change the light lenses (probably WiFi leds these days) for normal days... But quite lovely!

AuthorHeart<3
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO. They did NOT dye the pool red. Please no.

Unknown
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Curious if anybody knows, do you just use regular food coloring for that? Or something special? And does that make you look like a lobster when you get out of the pool? So many questions about it, though I do like it!

Niki A
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was ok until I saw the pool.....then I freaked.

PVR
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're creepy and they're spooky, they're altogether ooky....🎵

𝖊𝖆
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the bedroom, love the pool, but the kitchen looks like a nightmare funeral parlour/morgue

Sandy D
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cool in a way, but not my style

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    A Very Normal Listing Of A Very Normal House. Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Here

    A Very Normal Listing Of A Very Normal House. Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Here

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    It's Like Living Inside A Terrible Wedding Cake

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    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Marie Antoinette buy a condo?

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    #4

    This Irradiates Big "Evil Wizard Supervillain" Energy. A House The Malfoy Family Would Live In, Or Something

    This Irradiates Big "Evil Wizard Supervillain" Energy. A House The Malfoy Family Would Live In, Or Something

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    #5

    Hey Have You Guys Ever Seen That House In Las Vegas With A 15,000 Sqft Underground Bunker Built To Look Like A 1960's Ranch? Yeah, Well, It's For Sale

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    Kristie French
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the bunker from blast from the past?!?

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    #6

    This Is Where They Watch Snow White Sleep

    This Is Where They Watch Snow White Sleep

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    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a place that performs exorcisms.

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    #7

    I Believe This Is Called "Yar-Har-Art Deco"

    I Believe This Is Called "Yar-Har-Art Deco"

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    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! What is wrong with people, this makes me happy just looking at it!

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    #8

    1 Bedroom, 1 Bath, And 1 Portal To Clown Hell

    1 Bedroom, 1 Bath, And 1 Portal To Clown Hell

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a clown stripper pole in the middle?

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    #9

    "Give Me 50 Tons Of The Worst Stone You Have"

    "Give Me 50 Tons Of The Worst Stone You Have"

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst color for the bathroom.. Why are some people like this???

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    It's still a bit too early to decide if home prices are on a downward trend. While there tends to be a seasonal downward shift as summer wears on, this year the numbers were larger than the average.

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    #10

    Have You Guys Ever Wanted To Live Inside A Giant 90's Taco Bell?

    Have You Guys Ever Wanted To Live Inside A Giant 90's Taco Bell?

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    #11

    This Mid-Century Time Capsule, Designed By Frank Lloyd Wright's Son, Is Very Heavily Bleeding Into The "Unironically Amazing" Category

    This Mid-Century Time Capsule, Designed By Frank Lloyd Wright's Son, Is Very Heavily Bleeding Into The "Unironically Amazing" Category

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    #12

    There's Almost Too Much Material Worth Making Fun Of Here

    There's Almost Too Much Material Worth Making Fun Of Here

    The horrible patterns everywhere. The doll gallery. The fake chapel. The toilet shaped like a woman. I'm having a hard time comprehending it all

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    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink carpet and dolls; giant Jesus jumping for joy; and toilet with cans, knockers, jugs…. I just threw up in my mouth a little

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    #13

    This Was Sent In As A "Super Mario Castle In Montana", And I Really Can't Top That

    This Was Sent In As A "Super Mario Castle In Montana", And I Really Can't Top That

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    However, it's important to analyze these numbers in a broader context. In August 2022 prices were 7.7% higher than they were at the same time in 2021.

    This means that looking from a longer-term perspective, home prices could still be rising. We'll have to wait to see the fall and winter numbers to have a more definitive understanding of the market.

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    #14

    I Suddenly Understand What It Must Have Felt Like To Be A French Revolutionary In The 18th Century

    I Suddenly Understand What It Must Have Felt Like To Be A French Revolutionary In The 18th Century

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    #15

    Do The Owners Come In Peace?

    Do The Owners Come In Peace?

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    #16

    American Girl's New Mid Century Modern Dollhouse Looks Great

    American Girl's New Mid Century Modern Dollhouse Looks Great

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    Froggi Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE SHREK MACHINE. WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ABOUT THAT. SHREK. MACHINE.

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    #17

    It's Been A Hot Minute Since A House Made Me Reel Back In Horror

    It's Been A Hot Minute Since A House Made Me Reel Back In Horror

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought it was fine. then I saw the inside- I've been wrong before, but this takes it to a whole new level...

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    #18

    You Say "County Jail", I Say "In-Law Suite"

    You Say "County Jail", I Say "In-Law Suite"

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    T5n
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I genuinely want this house?

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    #19

    For Sale: One House From Fallout: New Vegas. Comes With Mine

    For Sale: One House From Fallout: New Vegas. Comes With Mine

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    Tired: Neo-Traditionalism Wired: American Pickers-Ism

    Tired: Neo-Traditionalism Wired: American Pickers-Ism

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this might be a cool sports bar type thing, but to live in...

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    #21

    * The Piña Colada Song Intensifies *

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    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose It's 5 o clock somewhere.

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    I Have Several Questions

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    ERIKA H.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone ran out of money

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    #23

    It's....it's Beautiful

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be worse, though the inside and outside don't mesh

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    #24

    You Know You're Doing Something Right When A Swim-Up Poolside Ice Cream Sundae Bar Is The Least-Interesting Part Of Your House

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    #25

    "Sharp Left Turn Into Ancient Egyptian Tomb" Is Quickly Becoming My Favorite Interior Design Style

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    Tess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who feels incredibly uncomfortable about the books being in the humidity of a bathroom, even though they aren't real?

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    Huh, Turns Out Lord Farquaad's Texas Estate Is For Sale

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he's compensating for something.

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    #27

    I Unironically Love This. This Is Exactly 12-Year-Old-Me's Dream Apartment

    I Unironically Love This. This Is Exactly 12-Year-Old-Me's Dream Apartment

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12?? Anyone above drinking age’s perfect dwelling

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    #28

    Everytime You Enter This House, *aggressive* Pipe Organ Music Plays. You Can Never Figure Out Where It's Coming From

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    Rachel Reynolds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There once was a house, a bright happy home. Something bad happened, now it sits all alone.

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    #29

    The Fact That I'm Kind Of Into This Might Be A Sign I've Been Running This Account For Too Long

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    YA NA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the living room, I love it!

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    #30

    Why Do * So Many * Houses Look Like This

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    This Is 100% Some Sort Of Off-Brand Hall Of Doom

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    #32

    "When I Said I Wanted A Property With A Boat House, This Is Not What I Meant"

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    Does The Giant Spinosaurus Comply With HOA Regulations?

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    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spinosaurus is my favorite dinosaur, and even that can’t make me want to have a statue like that at my house.

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    #34

    This House Looks Like The Set To Every 90's Teen Sitcom Ever

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..I mean it's kind of fun. don't think I could live in it every day, but still fun.

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    This Is The Future Brutalists Want

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    #36

    This House Is Like Those Art Pieces That Simulate What It's Like To Have A Stroke. It All Looks Vaguely Familiar But You Can't Actually Pick Anything Out

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    andrew hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean out all the ridiculous knick knacks and this house would be awesome!

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    #37

    Perfect For Any Kids Or Washed-Up Casino Owners In The Family Who Want To Play President

    Perfect For Any Kids Or Washed-Up Casino Owners In The Family Who Want To Play President

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    #38

    This House Activates My Fight Or Flight Response

    This House Activates My Fight Or Flight Response

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    #39

    A Whole Herd Of Grimaces Were Slaughtered Just To Make This Carpet

    A Whole Herd Of Grimaces Were Slaughtered Just To Make This Carpet

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    Amanda perry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see swimming sperm on bathroom walls?

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    #40

    This One's A Trip. Like If An Ai Was Fed All The Typical Mansion Cliches And Then Designed A Home

    This One's A Trip. Like If An Ai Was Fed All The Typical Mansion Cliches And Then Designed A Home

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    #41

    If You Buy This, Patrick Swayze Comes Out And Breaks A Barstool Over Your Head

    If You Buy This, Patrick Swayze Comes Out And Breaks A Barstool Over Your Head

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    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I have to go to get the johnny castle version of swayze to show up?

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    #42

    We've Seen A Pyramid, Now Get Ready For The Pyramax

    We've Seen A Pyramid, Now Get Ready For The Pyramax

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    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those steps in pic 2? Or a carpeted shelf?

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    #43

    This House Just Gave Me A Contact High (Also Shoutout To The Big Dogs)

    This House Just Gave Me A Contact High (Also Shoutout To The Big Dogs)

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    potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok idk why but my brain just went ✨dadadadada SNOOP DOGGGGGGG✨

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    #44

    Reject Modernity Embrace The P Y R A M I D

    Reject Modernity Embrace The P Y R A M I D

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my faith for humanity just plummeted. why would someone ever build this?

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    #45

    Can Someone Please Tell Me What Genre Of "-Core" This Is? Cottage? Pirate? Wizard Of Oz?

    Can Someone Please Tell Me What Genre Of "-Core" This Is? Cottage? Pirate? Wizard Of Oz?

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    #46

    Now Here I Go Again I See The Crystal Railings

    Now Here I Go Again I See The Crystal Railings

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime I see dusty rose as a prominent color choice, it makes me want to cry!

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    #47

    Alright, This House Has One Of The Weirdest Features I've Ever Seen, Which Is Saying Something: It Has A Garage Door. In The Master Bathroom. That Opens To The Family Room. Do With That What You Will

    Alright, This House Has One Of The Weirdest Features I've Ever Seen, Which Is Saying Something: It Has A Garage Door. In The Master Bathroom. That Opens To The Family Room. Do With That What You Will

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here are some tips to make this useful: 1)dont put it in a house

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    #48

    Can’t Believe There Are Men Out There Who Don’t Know How To Work With Their Hands. Woke Up This Morning And Built A Shed For The Backyard

    Can’t Believe There Are Men Out There Who Don’t Know How To Work With Their Hands. Woke Up This Morning And Built A Shed For The Backyard

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    Icy_Question_4977
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really not that bad except for the crooked wood that looks like it is about to split in the middle

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    #49

    "Close To Train" Yeah No Friggin Kidding

    "Close To Train" Yeah No Friggin Kidding

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    CWebby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those tracks don't seem sturdy. They look like a porch roof.

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    #50

    Fitting, A Smoking Room That Looks Like The Inside Of A Lung

    Fitting, A Smoking Room That Looks Like The Inside Of A Lung

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    #51

    "So What Color Palette Should We Stick With While We're Furnishing Your Home?" "Yes"

    "So What Color Palette Should We Stick With While We're Furnishing Your Home?" "Yes"

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    #52

    The Longer You Look, The Worse It Gets

    The Longer You Look, The Worse It Gets

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    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'd fall down in this house a lot. Like my body would just randomly drop to the floor

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    #53

    Half Expecting Tim Allen To Walk Out Of This Fireplace

    Half Expecting Tim Allen To Walk Out Of This Fireplace

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    Gini Sarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think we’re looking at santas summer 🏠

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    #54

    Art Dec-Ohhhh No

    Art Dec-Ohhhh No

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the chaise lounge on a stage?

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    #55

    Wouldst Thou Like To Taketh A Soak In The Royal Living Room Jacuzzi?

    Wouldst Thou Like To Taketh A Soak In The Royal Living Room Jacuzzi?

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would noteth, but thank youeth for asking

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    #56

    Have You Ever Been Genuinely Offended By A House? (And Yes, The Sunk-In Tub Is Carpeted)

    Have You Ever Been Genuinely Offended By A House? (And Yes, The Sunk-In Tub Is Carpeted)

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pictured a carpet in the tub. That is probably the only thing that could have made that last room more unattractive!

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    #57

    Ah Yes I Love My Ancient Egyptian Log Cabin, My Creepy Portrait Wall, And My Commercial-Grade Dog Grooming Facility

    Ah Yes I Love My Ancient Egyptian Log Cabin, My Creepy Portrait Wall, And My Commercial-Grade Dog Grooming Facility

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    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good. More of my dead friends.

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    #58

    Reject Modernity Embrace Living In The Gentrified Knockoff Of A 12th Century Welsh Ruin

    Reject Modernity Embrace Living In The Gentrified Knockoff Of A 12th Century Welsh Ruin

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    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it...but I just don't think it's going to work when I have my 35 person dinner party.

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    #59

    The Truth Is Out There

    The Truth Is Out There

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    lizzie lixx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture with the fireplace looks like a dog with floppy ears.

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    #60

    The Laundry Church Is A Nice Touch "For He Will Come, Like An Empty Bottle Of Tide"

    The Laundry Church Is A Nice Touch "For He Will Come, Like An Empty Bottle Of Tide"

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New commandment - thou shall not eat Tide pods.

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