People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

because we don't have purses.

My ex was actually ordered by his dr to lighten his wallet. Messed up his lower back from sitting on it. Counted over 150 business cards, most of which he had no idea why he had em

Because they still carry that expired condom that got you here.

Obviously to pay for your s**t.

You will understand why we keep all those receipt in our wallet when you have to let go in a toilet that have no tissue papers left.

Because unlike your poor self, they have wads of cash in there :D

every six months or so you should take everything out of your wallet and only put back what you need,. The poor thing always looks sad and deflated afterwards.

Because they won’t admit they’re just like women and overstuff our purses cuz we “just may need that one of these days”.

Their wallets are full of receipts from all the purchases he's had to make for your broke a*s when you took 7 years to get your AA degree.

yall dont know the satisfaction of rolling up to mcdonalds and pulling out a fat stack of ones to pay for big mac

maybe because they like more to have cash than plastic money

Cos it has all the kids photos

They save all the receipts

it contains every receipt from every purchase ever made in it.

Cause you have everything you could possibly need in one wallet

unlike woman we keep receipts in case.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

Free

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

Cause you're not special

Because people with great sense of humor know what is funny. And also you probably make it too easy for him.

machete Don't text

So as not to throw away the dental prosthesis

Because they have unrealistic expectations that the person they are lecturing will actually learn from it

because the years of bitching and complaining from our wives and kids have made us deaf.

I thought they only wore New Balance