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54 Hilariously Honest Answers From Siri To Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask, Too
Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.
Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.
Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!
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#1
Who's Cortana?
Final score:
172points
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#2
Do You Have A Boyfriend?
Final score:
124points
RomanGorodeckij 10 years ago
The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D
#5
Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming
Final score:
88points
#7
Siri's Haiku
Final score:
75points
RomanGorodeckij 10 years ago
Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"
#8
Woodchucks Chucking Wood
Final score:
69points
GemmaPeters 10 years ago
Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"
#10
January 19, 2038
Final score:
63points
RomanGorodeckij 10 years ago
I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"
#13
Dark And Stormy Night
Final score:
55points
GemmaPeters 10 years ago
I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.
#14
Earth-Based Political System
Final score:
49points
RomanGorodeckij 10 years ago
I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."
#15
The Meaning Of Life
Final score:
48points
GemmaPeters 10 years ago
Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"
#16
Talk Dirty To Me
Final score:
32points
#17
Tell Me A Story
Final score:
31points
#18
Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not
Final score:
30points
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “
#19
What Is The Meaning Of Life?
Final score:
30points
#20
I Am Your Father
Final score:
26points
A A (DragonGamer) 6 years ago
I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’
#21
My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End
Final score:
25points
#22
Do You Have Pets
Final score:
23points
#24
Tell Me A Story
Final score:
22points
MichelleGoldsmith 10 years ago
Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?
#26
Funny Enough
Final score:
17points
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
“Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.
#27
What Are You Wearing?
Final score:
14points
#28
Loyalty
Final score:
13points
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻💻
#29
Siri, The Poet
Final score:
12points
MichelleGoldsmith 10 years ago
Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.
#31
Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.
Final score:
8points
#33
Tip Of The Day
Final score:
8points
#34
Meaning Of Life
Final score:
8points
#35
Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?
Final score:
7points
#36
Knock Knock...
Final score:
5points
#37
She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone
Final score:
4points
#38
Why Are You Jealous?
Final score:
4points
#39
Siri, Let's Talk About You
Final score:
4points
#40
That Evasive Answer Though
Final score:
4points
#41
That Bitch!
Final score:
4points
#43
Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words
Final score:
2points
#46
Tell Us A Joke
Final score:
2points
Rick Boucher 5 years ago
How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !
#48
I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...
Final score:
1point
#49
Do You Think I'm Fat
Final score:
1point
#50
Do You Believe In Love?
Final score:
1point
#53
Siri, Let's Talk About You
Final score:
0points
#54
Sing
Final score:
0points
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
“Okay. Ahem. Okay here I go. Ahem. Okay, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought.” My response.
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SusannaVesna 10 years ago
OMG these r too funny! I paused my work n sitting here, chatting with Siri!
GlynisLailann 10 years ago
This is really laugh out lout funny. I love the part where she wonders why she is getting all these funny questions and why people are laughing at her.
Elvis 8 years ago
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VeraDeák 10 years ago
"My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies." :D
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SusannaVesna 10 years ago
OMG these r too funny! I paused my work n sitting here, chatting with Siri!
GlynisLailann 10 years ago
This is really laugh out lout funny. I love the part where she wonders why she is getting all these funny questions and why people are laughing at her.
Elvis 8 years ago
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VeraDeák 10 years ago
"My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies." :D
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