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54 Hilariously Honest Answers From Siri To Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask, Too
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Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.
Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.
Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!
More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)
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Do You Have A Boyfriend?
The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D
Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming
Siri's Haiku
Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"
Woodchucks Chucking Wood
Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"
January 19, 2038
I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"
Dark And Stormy Night
I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.
Earth-Based Political System
I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."
The Meaning Of Life
Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"
Talk Dirty To Me
Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not
I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “
What Is The Meaning Of Life?
I Am Your Father
I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’
My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End
Tell Me A Story
Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?
Funny Enough
“Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.
What Are You Wearing?
Loyalty
I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻💻
Siri, The Poet
Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.
Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.
Tip Of The Day
Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?
Knock Knock...
Why Are You Jealous?
Siri, Let's Talk About You
That Evasive Answer Though
That Bitch!
Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words
Tell Us A Joke
How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !
I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...
Do You Think I'm Fat
Do You Believe In Love?
Siri, Let's Talk About You
Sing
“Okay. Ahem. Okay here I go. Ahem. Okay, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought.” My response.
OMG these r too funny! I paused my work n sitting here, chatting with Siri!
This is really laugh out lout funny. I love the part where she wonders why she is getting all these funny questions and why people are laughing at her.
XD this is hilarious