Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.
Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but the most recent discovery on funny Siri responses conquers them all. The question asked of the iPhone and iPad assistant was 'What is 0 ÷ 0?' and Siri delivered:
'Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.'
The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.