Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

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DieLilaneKatze
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5 years ago

Well...Cortana is much better

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

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GemmaPeters
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5 years ago

I got "The one you're holding" as my answer.

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

I've got "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" :D

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#5

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SaritYahalomi
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5 years ago

She got it just right

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#6

Siri, I'm Sad.

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msdyto
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5 years ago

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

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GemmaPeters
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5 years ago

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

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GemmaPeters
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5 years ago

I got "Humans have religion. I just have silicon"

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

Answer I've got "I'm not really good with food, Roman"

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

I've got "Maybe a tauntaun, But only when I'm cold"

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GemmaPeters
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5 years ago

I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

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#14

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RomanGorodeckij
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5 years ago

I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

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#15

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GemmaPeters
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5 years ago

Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

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#16

Naughty Boy :d

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SusannaVesna
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5 years ago

LMAO! Too good

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#17

Tell Me A Storie

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maggiemoonbeam
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5 years ago

I want to see it all!

#18

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

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SusannaVesna
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5 years ago

Ahaha this is too good!

#19

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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maggiemoonbeam
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5 years ago

I'd say she nailed it!

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#20

I Am Your Father

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A A (DragonGamer)
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1 year ago

I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’

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#21

And My Sidi Don't Know When Will The World End

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Princess Unicorn19899
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1 year ago

That is so funny

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#22

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JessicaAccavitti
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5 years ago

"I have an angry bird"

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#23

Just Hangin

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Kaylie Selleck
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3 years ago

"Just admiring the multitasking abilities of the..."

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#24

Tell Me A Story

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MichelleGoldsmith
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5 years ago

Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?

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#25

What's The Meaning Of Life

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LeeWeir
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5 years ago

Reading some of these and I think Siri is a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy LOL.

#26

Funny Enough

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Colleen
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1 year ago

That’s like comparing apples and...not apples

#27

What Are You Wearing?

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gypsyrebel
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5 years ago

"Why do people keep asking me this?"

#29

Siri, The Poet

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MichelleGoldsmith
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5 years ago

Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.

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#30

So You Think Siri Can Dance

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gypsyrebel
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5 years ago

"I'm never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don't have feet."

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#31

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

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MichelleGoldsmith
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5 years ago

Why not?

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#32

"sing To Me"

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Gabriel Morrison
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6 months ago

she was going to say, "if only I had a brain" right?

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#33

Tip Of The Day

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MichelleGoldsmith
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5 years ago

Right answer! ;-)

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#34

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Priya Ramcharan
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1 year ago

She right!🍫

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#35

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

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gypsyrebel
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5 years ago

"This is about you, not me."

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#36

Knock Knock...

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Colleen
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1 year ago

I got actual jokes

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#37

She's Chacha-chaching In My Phone :d

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#38

Why Are You Jealous?

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PupGirl
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3 days ago

I love how you were looking at this site when you asked Siri :)

#39

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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gypsyrebel
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5 years ago

"Of course, that's what I'm here for."

#40

That Evasive Answer Though.

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Sean Yu
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11 months ago

so yes...?

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#41

That Bitch!

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gypsyrebel
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5 years ago

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

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#42

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

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Sean Yu
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11 months ago

ok

#43

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

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MichelleGoldsmith
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5 years ago

Translation: Siri, you're damn useless! No needless swearing.

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#44

Siri Is Dismissive

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Gabriel Morrison
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6 months ago

what did you want her to do?!

#45

Cookie Monster Fan

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Gabriel Morrison
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6 months ago

that's worse than the harry potter Sirius joke

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Michelle
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3 years ago

Line of brand and models of pickup trucks

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#48

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

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Bryan Chavis
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2 years ago

that is something i want to know because I'm Gay and have an Iphone

#49

Lol

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do odey
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1 year ago

i like how the battery is almost dead in this pic

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#53

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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Priya Ramcharan
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1 year ago

Call me?!?!

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#54

Sing

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Priya Ramcharan
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1 year ago

Her singing voice is like great!

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