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Despite the fact that humans have parented for basically as long as there have been humans, people with kids can attest to the fact that one’s offspring can always find a way to surprise you. From novel and innovative ways to make a mess, to “kid-logic” that can give you an aneurysm, parents, it seems, never have a dull moment. 

We’ve gathered some of the best posts on X from parents sharing their funny stories or relatable experiences from this April. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments section below. 

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they didn't hesitate speaks volumes about your parenting skills. I am seriously impressed by that! 👏 Brava, brava!

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Parents with younger kids in particular are often in a very specific place where they have no one to really share their experiences with. After all, you don’t really discuss the ups and, God forbid, downs of parenting with your actual kids. Your childless friends simply don’t get it either.

So it’s perhaps no surprise that parents then use the anonymity of the internet to share their feelings. This isn’t even limited to negative emotions either. Indeed, these sorts of posts might just be another side-effect of what some researchers call “parental loneliness.” One US survey found that over 66% of parents do report feeling isolated by the demands of raising kids. 

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Similarly, unlike a “normal” job, many parents report burnout at times. This is perhaps one reason why “it takes a village,” because the adults need a break too. You can’t exactly “quit” parenting, so folks vent online and seek advice. After all, you can’t exactly get a Masters degree in parenting, so asking for advice on the internet is a good start. 

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have kept her alive for 14 years. She should buy you the ice cream

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schools do start too early for teens. When I was one I couldn't fall asleep before 2am, it was a horrific waking nightmare to drag my sorry a ss to school each weekday

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We literally had to hide the little chocolate bunnies from my 2.5yo grandson. Not because he was eating them, but because he was playing with them. Once he figured it out, he started hiding them - in the tub , his bed, the toy box, my shoes....

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once laid beside my son in the cereal aisle at the grocery store and proceeded to yell louder than him. He stopped and stared at me. I've had YEARS more practice!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my favourite quotes: "Cleaning house while kids are growing, Is like shovelling snow when it's still snowing"

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What would happen if you squash a glitter bomb? Would it blow up? Because I doubt that's something I would wanna clean up.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Harsh, but you respected her wishes. (Did she drink it?)

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, he's not wrong if you're withholding Reeses! Pretty sure that's considered abuse!!!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We went on a family vacation when I was in 1st grade. Somewhere in the middle of Montana, I said mommy, I don't feel so good and I have a lot of red spots on me. I developed 3 day measles on the way to Yellowstone.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Miss 9 & I call each other bruh daily!! Even at school drop off & pick up, she'd say 'bye bruh' , 'hi bruh' it makes us feel connected more. My mum would punish us kids when we use to call her bruh. It's harmless!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

African-American Vernacular English is a legitimate, NATIVELY used variety of English and, as such, it has its own grammar, vocabulary, and phonology. It's not "uneducated" and it's not "hood". In fact, it shares its phonology with rural deialects spoken by Whites throughout the Southern United States, and it's closely related to various creole languages. I know it's difficult to believe that if it doesn't "sound" white then it must not be proper, but try your hardest, will ya.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After the shelf above our toilet fell and broke it, I'll admit I did this

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a 6th sense that you develop upon constant use of your phone... no one said it was reliable, but it apparently exists.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they didn't tell you that the only reason they wanted you around was to feed them, clean take care of the baby and drive them around (my, then, 7yo).

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the moment we have a game where there's a wicked witch and wizard in her mouth summoning evil cavity monsters with their sorcery who want to destroy her teeth. But hey, for the first time I her life brushing her teeth isn't a huge drama anymore (and she seems to love it all of a sudden)

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