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The internet isn’t just home to funny cat pics and delightfully witty memes. It has an edgier, weirder side, too. One that makes you do a double-take and wonder whether what you’re looking at is actually real. The r/cursedcomments subreddit is one of the best places for showing what this side of the net looks like.

We’ve collected some of the top cursed comments of all time to share with you. Scroll down to have a read, but be warned—there’s a lot of uncomfortable content and bizarreness involved here. It’s not for the faint of heart. Though, remember, you shouldn’t feel too guilty if you laugh at some of these pics. It’s fine to enjoy dark humor once in a while.

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#1

Cursed_polls

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Jerome Lenovo
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3 weeks ago

brilliant joke ! edit : i love cake

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Cursed_murdering Cat

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed so hard I woke mine up and then had to switch pages real quick cuz they need to get any ideas

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Cursed comments, as a genre, are the replies that internet users leave underneath social media posts and videos. They are, as a general rule, very unexpected or even upsetting.

At the same time, they’re often humorous in an “oh, God, why am I laughing at something so horrible and weird?” kind of way.

At the time of writing, r/cursedcomments boasts a whopping 3.3 million members from all over the globe. The subreddit is incredibly well known, not just on Reddit but on social media and elsewhere as well. Even legendary Swedish YouTube content creator PewDiePie joked about how the sub is “the worst.”

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The subreddit, founded in April 2018, is already a part of internet culture. It’s also very likely that you’ve come across some content, as shared by the members of the online group, at some point in time.

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According to the team running the group, the point of r/cursedcomments is to share comments that “strike the reader into oblivion.” The goal is to make the audience feel lost and confused, wondering what the heck they just read.

“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” they explain.

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Cursed_mickey

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Aadith
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There's nothing scarier than Slenderman." Eerie Darkness in the forest: "I beg to differ."

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During a previous interview with the founder of r/cursedcomments, Bored Panda learned about the history behind the group.

“I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone jokingly posted r/cursedcomments. I was intrigued, and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good,” redditor u/winwinwe told us.

However, the founder of the sub admitted that, unfortunately, they weren’t the one to come up with the awesome name for the group. Their goal when creating r/cursedcomments was for internet users to have a great experience while also maximizing the growth of the community.

“I began posting posts and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement,” the founder told Bored Panda.

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#16

Cursed Vegans

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm willing to be bitten. I want to stop eating meat but it's deliciousness constantly prevents me.

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Snowy Ashton
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alpha-gal syndrome. When I worked in a deli I used to wait on a lady who had it. She could only eat poultry so she'd order Sarah Lee turkey. I'd make sure to use a slicer that hadn't been used that day or cleaned one for her.

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Tabitha
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make that “The Vegans have lunched their first track”, and it turns them into aliens from the planet Vega.

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Nitka Tsar
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait… is this real? Does it infect animals too? And if so, are those animals (if they are carnivores) dying of starvation or anaphylactic shock? Either way, it‘s disturbing.

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Helena
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy at work hasn't been able to eat beef or pork or anything in years thanks to this.

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AngelWingsYT
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ik someone who got bit by one....its not pretty...you can't have ANY MEAT. even the SLIGHTEST contamination can hospitalize you

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Sophia Eressea
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I once had a spoonful of "vegetarian" potatoe stew, flavoured with bacon (because bacon is not meat, as they tell you. My body was reacting to the smell already but I was a guest .... and had a couple of not that funny days after

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Spooky beck
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe it is called Lyme disease, and you get it from ticks.

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HTakeover
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lyme is different and physically excruciating. The red meat one is Alpha-gal, which is caused when a tick first latches on to another mammal like a deer or cow. Then later during it's second or third feeding stage it latches on to a human. Some of that animal's blood is still in the tick. The tick's saliva then transmits from that other mammal a specific sugar molecule (alpha-gal), that's unique to mammals, into the human system. The human white blood cells know of the invader tick so go to take care of it, and in the process find that sugar molecule and identify it as part of the tick invader. So it then tells the rest of the immune system that alpha-gal is now an enemy of the state and to attack it whenever it sees it. Which now includes food like red meat, dairy, animal gelatin (marshmallows, gelatin pill capsules), etc. Severity varies from person to person and some people require multiple tick bites doing before anything happens while others can have it happen in just one.

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Arran Walker
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adding to the list of how the zombie apocalypse could start -- a tick bite that reprograms our brains.

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B. J. Moore
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds so much like the illegal government we have. Just FYI: 11,000 cattle ranchers are out of business in Texas alone! Thx to our illegal government! And YES that is most assuredly verified!

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moeless
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exploiting helpless creatures to achieve their goals. M'kay.

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Linda Robinett
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is ironic is that. most of the people who have been bitten are outdoorsmen, folks who hunt mammals. Oops.

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Kim Lorton
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really true. Those infected, cannot eat any meat without becoming very ill.

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EJN
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HaHaHa! And to think they did it using an animal!

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Jane W.
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What other reason could there be for being a vegetarian?

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Regina Holt
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me those ticks will stay in Australia and not make it to america

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Lee Banks
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shared this with my buddy who actually got that bite... First time he's laughed about his condition.

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Almost sunny
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about fish and eggs? Cheese and dairy? That's not meat.

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Steve Hall
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, scientists are working on an antivegan vaccine as we speak.

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Paul Gerrard
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3 weeks ago

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If only it could target greta thunburg. Science needs more funding

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The moderation was close to non-existent at the very start, which led to a lot of growth on Reddit in a short span of time. Eventually, the rules became more robust. “Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as this Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” u/winwinwe explained.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Knife holder" - In honour to my sister who used a butter knife to see if the bread is toasty enough once...

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“The moderation towards the end was very strict, and thanks to a really good moderation team, helped put together by me and a close friend at the time, we managed to keep it a good space,” the founder told us earlier. A lot of the comments and jokes on r/cursedcomments are very sensitive, so it makes sense to have strict moderation policies. Though, given the size of the community, it’s an ongoing challenge.

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If you enjoy the type of content shared on r/cursedcomments, by all means, join the subreddit for the freshest posts and pics. But before you start sharing screenshots of your own, take the time to read the subreddit’s sidebar. It contains all of the rules you need to keep in mind when sharing things with the other members of the community.

#25

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to have a shitten. I'm not sure Bouche and Audi would be on board, and I can't really afford another one anyway. It's still nice to dream.

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Meanwhile, the moderators also created a Wiki page where they go into more detail about the content guidelines. For example, one thing that they stress is the importance of effort. In short, they want the community members to post quality comments and avoid low-effort screenshots. “Cursed comments have to be truly cursed at their core,” they explain. The mods also value originality, so you should avoid posting comments that have already been dozens (if not hundreds) of times already. 

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Hmm

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The phlegm catches the pollen and viruses! No hayfever either!"

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Which of the comments did you think were the most cursed, Pandas? Are you a big fan of dark humor, or do you prefer your comedy to be on the more mellow side? What’s the weirdest comment that you’ve ever read or written online? Share your thoughts below. Meanwhile, for some more r/cursedcomments weirdness, check out Bored Panda’s earlier posts

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Hmm

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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Cursed_ww1

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its like that scene in a Simpsons episode set in the past grandpa calls it world war 1 and Lenny says why do you keep calling it that he replies "oh youll see"

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les
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and after all that work you find out you should have started with steel

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Cursed Casket

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That beats my jumping out of a plane with no parachute dressed as Superman

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Cursed_holden Berries

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james stevenson
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holden is a car brand in Australia *sniffs* or at least, it used to be *sobs quietly in a corner*

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Cursed Victory 🥇

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