Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.
Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!
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Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!
Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.
From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.
I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.
I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.
Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!
I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.
My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."
Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.
My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.
same with my cat! Strawberry comes back smelling like curry and other times like someones perfume. B***h has a couple houses.
My mum used to have a cat who went from house to house stayed there for a while and just moved on everyone near us knew about him but then he came to us and we were his last owners
Correction, little kitty was going back to home number 1 after just leaving number 2
My brother's dog was let out during the day to roam in the woods. One day my bro walked over to his nearest neighbor, a sign company, to ask about getting a sign made. He looked up on the wall and saw a picture of his dog sitting in between the two guys who ran the place. The dog was completely dressed in human clothes, including a straw hat. Apparently the dog would hang out there all the time.
My tiny daughter did things like this. I would feed her and then she wanted to go outside to play. I learned at a block party the other moms were giving her ice cream and other things to eat. Nobody knew about it until she approached one of the mom's and asked for her "treat".
My friend's cat disappeared and one day almost 2 years later it strolled back in. Turns out it went to live with an old lady down the street and came back when she died.
We had an outdoor cat who disappeared for 3 YEARS. Then one day she just came strolling up the drive like she had never left. The only thing we could figure is that she was temporarily adopted by another family.
My neighbors had 2 "rental cats" that only showed up when they were about to have a litter. Weaned the kittens, then disappeared for another few months.
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The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see
my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more
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