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Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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Taryn Wallace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truck drivers... they used to be very highly respected and lazy gross disgusting people have drastically changed the way we picture truckers...they aren't respected anymore and I bet when u picture one you picture an overweight dirty smelly redneck when in actuality that is still (thankfully) the minority. The problem is those gross dirty ones seem to be the loudest and most demanding of attention.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Britain and Ireland, a "knocker-upper" used to be a person who went door to door to wakeup people (he would knock on windows on the higher floors of the building with a long stick). The profession lasted to as late as the beginning of the 50s. This was because clocks were either not available, not reliable or too expensive.

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We thought Bush was bad, but as it turns out, we had no real point of comparison until now.

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Londo Cotto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on now . . . . Bush first surely . . . . "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again." . . . .Trump was just continuing the tradition . . . . .

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William Travis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, I mean Bush 2 was bad - really bad, but trump proved that the office is joke now. If the dumbest half of the country will vote for a serial adulterer, sexual assaulter, fraudster and conman, then start an insurrection when he loses by 8 MILLION votes.... something is wrong

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steve acra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump had brought back respect from boot licking Obama and now senile Joe is taking it down again.

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Sharon Ingram
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, because he’s done absolutely nothing for the US. SMDH (total sarcasm here)

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moeless
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We needed some comic relief after the well-spoken but dismal abortion of the last 8 years. Loving it!

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I really think that word 'pontificate' was created just for Trump as president! He just comes across so smug and smarmy when he's talking! But also as if he's having a good old laugh at the fact that he is now president! The world is now a truly scary place!

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not only trump. every politician are just bourgeois people who has no idea what people live.

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Ed
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Any position in the liberal media :)

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Betty Rubble
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Can I help you with anything else triggered hypocrite? like the name of the other women that have accused him of sexual harassment Bill Clinton it is.?

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Yeah, the guy who is credited by the South Korean president for the historic DMZ handshake and who finally fulfills the promise that extends from Bill Clinton on an American embassy in Jerusalem has officially made the role a joke. Pfft! :/

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anarkzie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moving of the American embassy in Jerusalem, has resulted in over 2000 people being shot and 50+ deaths, yeah he's a joke.

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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Cassie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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