People Are Cracking Up At These 30 ‘Being Vaccinated Does Not Mean’ Tweets That Actually Use Pop Culture As Rules
Though the COVID-19 vaccine is currently the only effective tool for beating the pandemic, it’s not a thing that will put an end to the virus itself. It just means that you will become much more resilient to its effects and possibly reduce the spread to a significant degree.
However, though we are making our first step to freedom from lockdown, it’s not over yet, and there will still be certain restrictions when it comes to minimizing the spread of the virus.
And a new Twitter trend is arising in light of this—a trend where people are sharing all of the rules that will still apply despite you being vaccinated. And it’s called the ‘Being Vaccinated Does Not Mean…’ meme.
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But, unlike actual rules, these are absurdly specific and mostly nonsensical because they are actually random movie plots. Bored Panda has gathered some of the best tweets about what people shouldn’t do despite being vaccinated, which you can see, comment, and vote on below!
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It's not entirely certain who was the first to tweet out these ridiculous rules, but the whole trend started just last week, with some tweets being posted as early as April 6th.
Some ascribe the success of this trend to one Noah Pasarán, a writer, comedian, and historian, who posted a tweet with said ridiculous rule and went viral:
“Hey PSA: being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite your friend over for a cask of amontillado sherry, while secretly planning to entomb him within your basement in revenge for a perceived slight.”
Noah’s tweet caused a bit of a tidal wave in the space and fabric of the internet and people started sharing their own rules of things being vaccinated does not mean.
Soon after posting the tweet, it got over 46,000 likes with 8,000 retweets, and started a trend where others would get upwards of 250,000 likes for their own rules.
Well, why don't you go tell the scarlet chaos witch that and see what she thinks.
Among the many rules, there was a lot of specificity and ridiculousness.
Everything from travel to impersonation to meeting up with people to Middle Earth, was considered, spawning hundreds if not thousands of tweets with rules that don’t make sense. Or do they?
Well, they do because nearly all of them are plots to various movies and series, including productions like the Great Gatsby, School of Rock, Mamma Mia, and many more.
Some others were just things people really wanted to give a shout out to, like the Oxford comma. 'Cause we're all for the Oxford comma... right?
I'm going to claim I'm not vaccinated so I don't have to visit Lady Catherine de Bough...
What are your thoughts on this? Do you have any oddly specific and ridiculous rules in the vein of ‘being vaccinated does not mean’? Let us know in the comment section below!
welp............... there goes my plans for the forth of july.....
Upon the Whale being sighted, The comment was heard " I think we need a bigger boat"
Actually, it does......if you bring a bigger boat (to socially distance)
There is no such thing as "Too much ammo in a gun fight"
At least no fellowships larger than six. Send Merry and Pippin home. ( I think I'm counting correctly) lol. Oh and until further study , elves and dwarves, wizards and humans MUST WEAR MASKS. At least the nice ones. Orcs, ehh, Whatever.
But going to the hunter's dream is still fine. You can still do that.
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Am i the only one that found the post extremely boring? I couldn't read after #10 I thought it would be funnier
I think each one may be funny on it’s own, but strung altogether it was a lot of the same.
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It's comedy of the "Let's throw around a lot of stuff and see if any sticks" school.
Load More Replies... Oh no! They took away all the fun! i don't want to get the vaccine now. It seems to contain a boredom microchip.
Doesn't mean if you are invited to your boss's beach house and when you find him dead you move him around to make him look alive. Fooling his dumb hanger on friends so you can party all weekend.
Being vaccinated does not mean you can start a country, blow it up and then ask your father to stab you ending your life.
PSA... being vaccinated does not mean you and your friends can adopt fake German accents and invade Russia IN WINTER. Get with the program folks.
Being vaccinated does not mean you can craft a centipede out of humans.
Being vaccinated doesn't mean that you can break out of the mental institution that you live in and try to kill your sister and anyone else you come across while being chased by your psychiatrist.
Being vaccinated doesn't mean you should make unfunny, boring lists for an aggregator website to pick up.
If your a citizen of saint Vincent you don't get to die in a volcano but if your not you can just die. Crazy world we are living in
Am i the only one that found the post extremely boring? I couldn't read after #10 I thought it would be funnier
I think each one may be funny on it’s own, but strung altogether it was a lot of the same.
Load More Replies... It's comedy of the "Let's throw around a lot of stuff and see if any sticks" school.
Load More Replies... Oh no! They took away all the fun! i don't want to get the vaccine now. It seems to contain a boredom microchip.
Doesn't mean if you are invited to your boss's beach house and when you find him dead you move him around to make him look alive. Fooling his dumb hanger on friends so you can party all weekend.
Being vaccinated does not mean you can start a country, blow it up and then ask your father to stab you ending your life.
PSA... being vaccinated does not mean you and your friends can adopt fake German accents and invade Russia IN WINTER. Get with the program folks.
Being vaccinated does not mean you can craft a centipede out of humans.
Being vaccinated doesn't mean that you can break out of the mental institution that you live in and try to kill your sister and anyone else you come across while being chased by your psychiatrist.
Being vaccinated doesn't mean you should make unfunny, boring lists for an aggregator website to pick up.
If your a citizen of saint Vincent you don't get to die in a volcano but if your not you can just die. Crazy world we are living in
